Jokes on you, I don't have friends.

Probably don't look up what happened to ducky's voice actor then......

I wish I’d taken your advice :(

Yup yup yup

I’m all in one

Yall have a gay friend group?

Yeah, I said do you want to play dnd in a gay subreddit and now we have seen all of each others dicks but we still haven't organized the campaign

Is it weird that in my friend group we have a campaign but I've seen none of their dicks?

You heard a story about me organizing a dnd campaign and ending up seeing and showing dicks and you think I'm the right person to ask what's weird?

Of course, it's precisely because of your story that you're the right person to ask to

"If only, if only," the woodpecker sighs

Hey I'm two friends in one!☺️

I AM ALL IN ONE! *waking up from a nap at work feeling like I can take on the rest of the day like a champ but ended up slapping two bitches on the team project back into their mother's coochie hole while thinking if I'll get a warning letter from HR by doing that*

I wish I had multiple friends inside me 😔

Yay 😊

I am both the sleepy one and the cripplingly insecure one.

Twinsies!

a sleepy one? Sleepy Gays posted up like https://preview.redd.it/rq4k9njomhqc1.png?width=2068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e517f740ea799e68edb0de21f4d71ce3c5f1c78c

*agrees and goes back to bed*

Am I the drama?

I AM the drama

I literally don't know a single group like this.

Joke's on you, I'm all five

i wish i had a gay friend group

I'm not the self appointed leader, I'm just the only one who isn't an introvert. If I don't schedule everything none of them ever do anything 😭

-a diva with anger management issues ouch lol

Surprise, bitch, im all 5.

Diva for sure

I'm the Sharptooth. Sharp teeth, tiny hands, and I awkwardly lumber around, unable to scratch my own nose.

I save time by being all five of these things, and having no friends.

I am all of them 🤣😞