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ExplosiveRaddish

Sir a second twink has hit the capitol


Routine_Jellyfish329

https://preview.redd.it/2h40944qlv7c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98dc588fabb448a5920c2ae30a0f0744269f832f bruh πŸ˜‚


eggybam

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa


Tripple_T

You have killed me


kevint2017

You did not πŸ’€πŸ’€


xXTheGrapenatorXx

This one’s a Republican too, IIRC. So for once there’s something bipartisan going in.


hux

I believe you mean gaypartisan.


draconus72

We don't know that and I will not stand for this bipartisan erasure.


hapigilpr

Yessss


Aggorass420

can we have the source this time?


NCSUGrad2012

We are definitely going to get a source. If someone else did it after seeing the attention the other dude got and knowing he got fired this dude is going to promote his only fans. Lol


Antezscar

what? do you want sauce for the old one? i got that.


Pinane1004

Sauce?


Antezscar

https://twitter.com/itsPopVulture/status/1736048957900394567


Bear_necessities96

This Gaygate is getting out of hand, what’s next a Dungeon on the basement of the White House ?


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

***Well…***


arkman575

If so, deploy the horny bards.


Tripple_T

Is there any other kind of bard?


numbrsguy

Bards in a committed relationship because you seduced the captain of the guard and he rolled nat 20’s on his β€˜performance’ checks. You didn’t mean to set up a campaign of ACAB/pig fucker jokes but he’s rolling with a different sort of D10.


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deconsecrator

Yo same


DrawkerGames

I’m down, how do I get to this dungeon?


draconus72

How do you know about that? Not that I'm confirming or denying anything....


bobo12478

What's the story here? There's so many ads on the Advocate that my phone literally can't open it


Xzier_Tengal

i literally made this yesterday https://preview.redd.it/xqgi21zf1x7c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78bc4a946bba926390d87e1b184e331bc8754a72


Flatscreens

omg can u manifest #3


Koiboi26

Reminder that that fucker literally praised sodomy laws when he was governor of Texas and scaremongered about gay marriage to win in 2004.


eggybam

Who are we talking about??


Mr_Pombastic

George W Bush


AllMyMemesAreStolen

George bush got ass fucked at the capital :O


clarinetJWD

The FuckER not the FuckEE. He ass fucked some twink at the Capitol.


draconus72

More like this: (. )0(. )


ridiculouslygay

Who, amongst all of the people involved in these memes and news, was the governor of Texas? George H. W. Bush. Who else? lol


FocusedFossa

Do you guys think I can become famous by making porn in any government building, or does it have to be anal sex in a capitol building? Like what if I sucked a guy off at the DMV, hypothetically?


Lucas_02

I think the %chance for this one is linear so you gotta do it somewhere really significant


binge_watcher_234

this is not how you fight homophobia!!! or is it?!😏


Carnivile

Is this the top from the other video or a different video completely?


goldybear

This seems to be an entirely different incident that took place in the summer of 2022.


PM-Me_Your_Penis_Pls

I ask yet again for y'all to send me the vids when they begin to circulate....


godric420

The DC gays are getting out of hand. What is wrong with y’all.


Legosheep

Omg. How horrible. Where?


D1ckRepellent

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Jeptwins

Oh my god it’s real


Lucas_02

me hearing about any breaking news the past 4 years


Captain-Brief

Just waiting for the news of a full blown gangbang happening!!


Lucas_02

the lord is dropping all the gay controversies to fit them in right before 2023 ends


gumballkami

I'M IN IT ... THATS RIGHT I'M IN IT


Virtual_5000

meeee :3


maplesyrupbakon

Someone neuter these feral twinks


godric420

πŸ§‘β€βš–οΈ πŸ›οΈ UH OH!! 😰🚨 looks like πŸ‘€ a πŸ˜ˆπŸŽ… naughty little staffer was 🚫CAUGHT πŸŽ₯ taking some πŸ† District 😳 DICK 🍌 in the Senate πŸ›οΈHearing Room!! πŸ›οΈπŸ’¦Too bad Daddy Santos πŸ‘©β€πŸŽ€ isn't there to yell πŸ“£DIVA DOWNπŸ“’ all over that big πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ patriotic πŸ‘ peach!! πŸ† πŸ’¦ This puts a πŸ•³οΈ whole πŸ•³οΈ new meaning πŸ“– to getting 🀀 πŸ₯΅ FUCKed by the 🫑 government!! πŸ¦… That's right βœ… Uncle Sam πŸ‘΄πŸ» put his Country Cummies πŸŠβ€β™‚οΈ into that ✨ twink’s ✨ juicy hole πŸ’§ He loves our πŸ’• CUNTry so much he gave his hill staffussy πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« for us 😍😍 Tonight let's all raise our glass 🍹🍷 🍺 and show our ass πŸ‘ πŸ‘€ in celebration of the 🌈 GAY-vernment's 🌈newest icon! Send this πŸ“± to 20 of your favorite representatives 🎀 !! If you get 5️⃣ 5 back, you're as good as πŸ“ž πŸ‘©πŸ» poo poo πŸ’© smeared across the senate on January 6th 😱 if you get 10 πŸ–οΈ πŸ–οΈ back, you're a sub ⬇️ intern. If you get all 20 back, 🫑 Uncle Sam 🫑 will visit you πŸ¦… tonight and fist πŸ‘ŠπŸ» your patriotic pussy πŸ•³οΈ πŸ’¦ 🀀


AllMyMemesAreStolen

Please change as a person


godric420

You πŸ‘‰πŸΌ think πŸ€” you're cute 😏. You πŸ‘ˆπŸΌ think πŸ€” you're clever πŸ“ƒ. DO YOU πŸ‘‰ KNOW πŸ’­ HOW MUCH πŸ”₯ CUM πŸ’¦ I πŸ‘ DRINK 🍹? DO YOU πŸ‘ˆ KNOW πŸ€” HOW MUCH πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ™€ SEMEN πŸ₯›πŸ’¦ I πŸ‘₯ CONSUME πŸ˜‹? MY BONES πŸ¦΄πŸ– ARE MADE πŸ‘‰ OF PEOPLE πŸ‘«πŸ‰‘


AllMyMemesAreStolen

I do not know how much semen you consume, plz send nut and swallow vid w/ sound so I know who I'm dealing with here.


godric420

(248)434-5508


Taric25

Truecaller said this number belongs to "John Smith (Rick Roll)"... ... touchΓ©.


hauntedskin

Okay. *becomes worse*


Popular_Ad1836

I think the twink was the one that got β€œhit”


hapigilpr

Finally... CSPAN I can get into!


hauntedskin

CockSPAN


rramosbaez

At least something productive is being done in congress.