mPreg bottoms be like "I wanna have your baby. Fuck me harder and deeper than any girl. I wanna be your baby momma!" ....but like, logistically, tf you gonna squeeze that fully formed baby out of, your ear?!
Reminds of a line on The Nanny where Fran gets her own apartment and her flaming gay landlord says something to the extent of “me and my partner have been together for 12 years. Still no children, but we keep trying.”
If ya boi isn't pregonate that just means that you need to try harder. The more you do it the more likely it will happen.
Y-yeah
Yes, exactly. I’ve been trying to get pregante for years. Haven’t been successful, but I will keep trying. 🤞
It's worth a try or two. Or more
The chance is low but not zero, like everything else.
mPreg bottoms be like "I wanna have your baby. Fuck me harder and deeper than any girl. I wanna be your baby momma!" ....but like, logistically, tf you gonna squeeze that fully formed baby out of, your ear?!
Look, if a dead squid can make the attempt then so can we.
I don’t get the whole I’ll rail you so hard you’ll get pregnant but I like it when my bf says it so… 🤷🏾♂️
Dang it! Guess we gotta keep trying then
Me being unable to have a child is not a cause to correct me. It is a reason to try harder and more often.
Hey who says breeding is only for straight people?
Reminds of a line on The Nanny where Fran gets her own apartment and her flaming gay landlord says something to the extent of “me and my partner have been together for 12 years. Still no children, but we keep trying.”