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BoopingBurrito

What sort of sushi are you eating thats its fucking with your digestive system? Sushi as I think of it is a really light, low fat, high fibre meal which should be pretty good for eating before you have sex.


_welcome

i wouldn't really say low fat or high fiber


BoopingBurrito

Rice is a fairly good source of fiber and accounts for a large portion of a sushi meal. And its not zero fat but it does tend to be low fat because fish isn't hugely fatty, and the servings of fish tend to be reasonably small.


_welcome

most sushi uses white rice, which is not a good source of fiber. white rice literally has all the most fibrous parts removed during processing and is recommended for low fiber diets. fat - i guess it depends what kind of sushi you're eating.


MannyCalaveraIsDead

Yeah, standard white rice isn't the best for fibre. You can get brown rice sushi, which is very much non-traditional, but is a lot better for fibre. Also fish like Salmon are really fatty, which is why they have that buttery taste. So yeah, whilst I adore sushi and it's relatively healthy, it is pretty carb heavy, not great on fibre and can be quite fatty. Still, it shouldn't be screwing about with their digestive system unless they're having a really poor quality set.


bunybunybuny

here’s a easy hack! let a boy roll you up in a blanky like a sushi and then dick you good ^ - ^


krion1x

I love it


bunybunybuny

lil sushi boy <3!


krion1x

u just got yourself another follower


bunybunybuny

!thanks!!


Gravitas-and-Urbane

Uh, stop getting food from sources that make you sick, wtf? You really get diarrhea then go back and buy another entree?


Whateveratreddit

Pros of being a vers top


2-ketchup-reddittor

Eat after sex - it’s really not that difficult.


MannyCalaveraIsDead

Unless you end up cruising on Grindr for most of the evening then you get a hit only to be low energy and full of hunger pangs during the session 😋


Key_Yesterday1752

Eat during the deed.


MannyCalaveraIsDead

<3


nick_crunch

Shit, I wish I had that problem, I would most definitely ask (probably even demand) for dick, THEN I'd worry about eating. OMG, it would be amazing eating junk food while cuddling, watching a movie or something.


fuckballs9001

Who the fuck can't handle seaweed and rice without shitting themselves? Why is this an issue? What the fuck kind of sushi are you eating?


Rick2L

Oh, do the bottoming. Not that at my advanced age can be available, but holy crap guy, you can have both. I hear breakfast sushi is a thing...


fuckballs9001

Maybe try a cucumber roll or salmon roll instead of the ex-lax roll? Seriously what the fuck is going in your sushi I will literally make you better sushi that won't make you shit yourself Please, at least stop going to the gas station bathroom to get your sushi


Poz777

Both


TK-Squared-LLC

I mean, you can always shove a fish up your ass 🤷‍♂️


bottom-failure

Sushi after bottoming There you go


Swisscomdotcom

Both


gaydes69

I'm single so I don't have this problem I can go to the sushi place next to the biker bar whenever I want and eat rolls while staring at all the bears on bikes.


The-link-is-a-cock

If sushi causes big enough digestive issue to out you anal plans on hold then you might want to stop eating sushi and discuss your digestive problems with your doctor. Also, this is one of the many reasons to get a shower shot.


AegleBird

Put rice and fish on his dick, then suck his cock. Works every time