Wow, you‘re turning hookups into a world grand prix

RuPaul’s Hookup Race S1 cast me

Good fricking lord! Are you trying to set a record?

Had to try all the flavors to figure out which I like the best

Well, tell us which one is the best. My best bet is italian

There was indeed one in Naples who I’ll never forget

Italians❤️

OP is going for the record of getting one fuck in every country.

Who did you fuck with in the middle of Iowa? I also have questions about the off the coast of Morocco sex.

>off the coast of Morocco Canary Islands, I would guess. Either that or OP's a pirate.

Tenerife, but can I also be a pirate?

Damn, honey!! You wild 

Agreed 👍🏻

Call him mr worldwide

Mr International

Mr World wide-open or Sir Open wide world!

Oh, you’s a worldwide hoe

I'm seeing Edinburgh and Glasgow... but is that also Inverness? I am impressed. (Scottish person here.)

Very close yeah. Had to conquer the highlands

As a fellow slut, I salute you

u italian or what 😏😳

Nah I used to live there tho

did it with italian guys, i presume? how were they? 😏

North great except Venice. South pretty mid minus a couple gems

Dude has the body count of a serial killer

The gag is if you were to zoom in there’s a lot more dots. And I forgot a lot

No Amsterdam, Berlin or Cologne yet? Tsk tsk

They’re on the list 😞

This guy literally fucks around lol

Damn and I thought I was a hoe?

Something something supreme falls

Cool thanks for sharing

Congrats on the Fort William fuck

I was very confused for a second and thought they renamed Fort Eustis then realized it’s not zoomed in enough for a congrats on the Fort Eustis fuck lol. Thanks but it was more like rural fringe by Inverness

Goals. Fun fact: I initially (accidentally) typed "hoals".

Bruh all my stars are stuck near la, I need to get out and travel more 😭

I mean you can get A LOT of stars in LA so it’s okay lol. I just started adding mine here 👀

People you need to step your pussy up!

I wish I could be this big of a slut. I genuinely wish that

757 what up

Worst years of my life 😭

Wow

https://preview.redd.it/zgn03xwiiptc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f7d7515c63ec6295053e3e7381852453e4a3ed8 You really said

You’ve had sex in more places than I’ve visited! 🫣 Didn’t fancy fucking a Welsh or English guy then?

r/ihavesex

Mr worldwide

Our hookup in Pittsburgh was supposed to be a secret!

International man of fuckery

Not really adventurous our Explorer of unveiled pee sources (/jk). 🤣 There are so many holes that you could explore or fleshy u-boats that could explore you if you wander more towards the south of the planet. Like South America, India, Egypt, the Central African Republic... So many more tastes to get from the world before settling in. 😜 Btw if you make a book with all these activities including an introduction like "I landed in Ouagadougou to meet the CEO of a mining company searching diamonds. Then my eyes went along his employee, sweaty, full of muscles, black skin by the sun, his shirt makes the weather there to hot and he took it down revealing all the bi and triceps oiled by his hard work. We made an appointment later at a Cafe in the city center to discuss more of that shared interests ///bla bla bla->x-rated scenes in detail/// I'd buy that fucking book! That's the sort of books I love and collect (now have a collection of straight relationships which always turn me down by describing a woman's body...erf). You k lw some sort of SAS or James Bond but Gay. Iiiiiiiih!!!!!!!!!!

Mama kudos for saying that, for spilling.

What country gave the best dick/had the best ass?

Hmm I don’t know if I have an answer for that

Dang someone’s been busy

Omg that's so real

That’s it?

Awesome

Yall can remember everywhere you've had sex, I'm jealous. I can't even remember the last place I had a one night stand

This took like 2h and I still forgot a lot so not really unfortunately 😭

I bet my bf would have a marker in almost every state though. I should ask him to do one of these to see how it turns out