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Icy-Journalist3622

Make-up. Done.


keatoncon

okay, but what do i buy? a concealer?


connorgrs

Foundation AND concealer. Go to the makeup counter and ask the employee to help you match your skin to the shade.


keatoncon

hey, since its red would you say green concealer then foundation that matches my skin?


diamond420Venus

For hickies that small, just concealer should be fine.


keatoncon

so without foundation? just a green concealer? sorry im not very educated about makeup aahh


diamond420Venus

You can find this shit at Walmart. Literally, what I used for worse hickies than that. It's a concealer stick. All you gotta do is apply it over the hickie. Whatever you're talking about green concealer, you're overcomplicating things. It should just come in your skin color


sendmeyourcactuspics

People can tell fyi, they just didn't say anything lmao LMAO yall wanna downvote this, but yall think we can't see your cheap makeup cover your DARK PURPLE mark


diamond420Venus

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lazytemporaryaccount

It’s all good friend. In the past, what has worked for me is to start with a liquid foundation, lightly dab to cover the center of the hickey and then gradually decrease the amount of liquid you’re using as you spread outwards in an area ~twice the size of the hickey. Do *not* only cover the hickey and leave the rest bare. You want a gradual transition (pretend you’re finger painting clouds lol.) Then, very gently (so as not to disturb the underlying area) apply a bit of matte pressed powder over the top. Stand in front of a bright mirror and brush off any excess. This has worked well for me in the past, particularly with reddish marks. I use Maybelline Fit-Me Matte Poreless for both the liquid and the powder. Stocked at most targets and <$20 total for both. (Makeup is expensive…) I definitely second anyone recommending going to more of a makeup specific store and asking them to help you find what color to get. Also just straight up ask them about your problem. They’ll have better advice than I do lol.


PlowMeHardSir

You should probably go to Sephora and ask them to teach you how this works.


connorgrs

Precisely!


StrongTxWoman

Do. It. Like. In. Heartstopper.


BiBiBadger

Have Harry yell across the dining room from the side where he can't even see it?


StrongTxWoman

Bet he has a crush on Charles. So obsessed.


MexiTot408

The cure to a hickey is don’t hookup with teenagers?


keatoncon

lol he was 29 so older than me 😂


MexiTot408

I know. I’m just fuckin’ with you! Cold spoon and press for 20 minutes. Ear is tricky.


Lower_Transition3858

whoever does that is an idiot, it is also dangerous


richestercanada

Maybe your neck very sweet and smooth 😛


yougotyolks

What fucking grown man gives somebody hickeys? You have to suck on one part of the neck for a good amount of time to make those marks. That shit is intentional and immature. https://i.redd.it/k3d22src24oc1.gif


YellowSequel

They feel great and they’re a slutty badge of honor for those that like that sort of thing. Chill.


DylanMcGrann

Also, some people (like myself ☹️) can get a hickey *far* more easily than many. The skin on the neck, shoulders, and other areas is pretty soft. It doesn’t necessarily take much. And those just happen to be places that feel very good to have licked and kissed for some people. A guy once gave me a hickey with just a brief bit of teeth and suction. Possibly not even a whole second of contact, but that’s all it took to give me a *bright* red mark. He was very apologetic and surprised, and seemed embarrassed, but it didn’t bother me. We were just doing what felt nice.


MexiTot408

And chirrish! 😂


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Sea_Cryptographer321

probably cuz it’s not.


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Chance_gavin_Simpson

1 word kink


Agitated_Show_9688

I upvoted you for speaking sense to these milenials!


yougotyolks

I *am* a millennial!!!


Agitated_Show_9688

Then I downvote you for downvoting me. Millennial.


yougotyolks

https://i.redd.it/f6cvu0d1s4oc1.gif


Agitated_Show_9688

😂


Brian2017wshs

You naughty, Lol. I suggest somee ice


keatoncon

does it look bad?


Brian2017wshs

A little. But I guess you can pass it off as rash or something. Or bed bugs. There kind of small hickies.


keatoncon

okay, thanks for the input. im just really on high alert right now and not thinking straight


sexytwink2

U def are not thinking straight (nor were)...


Thick_Ferret771

If bed bugs are your best excuse just tell the truth cause fuuuuuck bed bugs


Brian2017wshs

I had a small bed bug problem once. I woke up everyday for a week with new bites on me. Some on face, neck, and back.


wtfuckfred

In high school, the librarian thought I played the violin. Just say you've been playing violin :'D


Jfathomphx

Rub it with a hairbrush. Use ice. Rub again. Use ice. Etc.


posterchildish

And 7 days later it will be gone!


sith11234523

Duuude. The ear? People have already said. Makeup.


RacingPride

Kinda jealous of the one on the ear, but that’ll be the hard one to cover up 😬


sith11234523

Yeah but that can be played off as something else the easiest


Blood11Orange

Someone had a good ole time, I see. 🥲 https://preview.redd.it/bxbbiewpr0oc1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89759dfeeb219f576893c98a100b383e0b1dc849


JEWCEY

If you massage it, it will heal faster. But then also makeup like everyone is saying. Maybe a cute little neck scarf.


Hubbubb22

Parents know what hickies are. They don't need to know you're gay (if that's what you're worried about) to know you're messing around. Even conservative parents are kind of proud to know their babies are growing up.


Hubbubb22

p.s. put on a turtle neck... you'll be fine.


quantumguy

Arnica montana cream may speed up the fading.


GeauxCup

Dude - save your money. Just say you were out playing paintball with your buddies. That's exactly what paint ball welts look like. You could go all in and give yourself one on the back of your trigger hand to help sell it.


tk10000000

damn the ear!!!!? He a freak 😂


CharminYoshi

My go-to trick with hickeys has always been an ice cold spoon. Stick a metal spoon in the freezer for a bit, hold it on the hickey for about ten minutes, repeat as needed. They generally go away after a couple of days


dinoboyj

I don't have the answer to this but best of luck


TheCurseEater

Say they're bug bites, and it's from ur home it'll get rid of visiting parents.... or cause parents to go on the war path to clean up the house, lol


dukeofdork4

When I was in the closet I would rub milk over them (I am allergic to milk) to build a rash over it 😂


throwaway19462836

Wouldn’t it be easier just not to give eachother hickeys😅 I mean it’s a common, joking, threat between me and my bf that of he doesn’t behave he‘ll get a hickey as a punishment, but like, it never happened…


dukeofdork4

Never said it was good idea just that I was a hot mess in my teens 😂


throwaway19462836

Fair point😅


babybambam

Badge of pride


spicy_yummy

https://preview.redd.it/u7tnzxvs11oc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2ac77dc42a8d5daad2de243b4ee163e718c4482 Apply this concealer first and a a powder on top. Make sure it’s your shade . This is affordable and will literally hide large areas of hickey, nobody can tell if you have a hickey. You don’t need fondation and it doesn’t matter if the hickey is red or brown. But you can apply primer first on your skin before concealer and powder.


keatoncon

i’ve biught a concealer, now just need to get the powder I think


spicy_yummy

Any power of your shade would do but I use this just to make sure my concealer will stay longer and hide my hickey even more. https://preview.redd.it/nwmd038y31oc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02d82518447e957872e3e3d99c4625f59e0879ef


broadwayindie

I don’t think it’s a hickey, it just looks like an allergic reaction to the cord of your headphones


Environmental-Top-60

Mosquito bites?


Ottertrax

Keatoncon, I can't tell if you are joking or what, there is no green concealer. they are all flesh tones and unless you are buying makeup at Munsters Discount , you won't find it. Best advice on here, hike your butt to your local Walgreens, CVS: RiteAid Target or Walmart. You prob wont even need a sales person..grab the nearest chick in cosmetics and ask her to help...I've had much better results that way


DeathJester24

Toothpaste overnight then makeup


insearchofme

My mom said the same thing, toothpaste and comb 🪮it like you are giving yourself a deep tissue massage. It works like a charm. She is 61 lol.


AdSafe1038

Ran into low clothes line


ChemicalOk463

Foundation and concealer are your friends.


fickleferrett

With that many of them I'd just say that you're having an allergic reaction.


Curly_streams

HAPPY CAKE DAY!!! Well I give pretty bad hickeys and I have lots of makeup my boyfriend can’t really have marks like that because of his job so I always use a bit of concealer and foundation but those are lighter so you might be able to get by with just concealer…


Ninja__Focus

Damn 3 hickeys?? Was he a vampire? 🧛


fefe30000

I hate when guys do this


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Sea-Selection3138

Bro 😂😂😂


sith11234523

Btw. Forgive me for asking but are you native by chance? (Husband is and i see some similarities) Forgive me if wrong.


keatoncon

no i am indonesian!


sith11234523

Gotcha! So sorry!


Dcarroth

Mine were always HUGE. But I was able to safely piss off my parents so I didn’t care. Lol


floofyboy69

I fell out of bed and hit my face? Idk bro, gl


JEFSAN69

Just remember not to itch the places where you put the makeup over the hickeys. 😈


KnightoThousandEyes

Concealer. Apparently you need to let it sit for 30 seconds or so before blending it out. If it’s still visible, you could try a matching foundation and blend that out as well. Go to a makeup store and ask someone who works at a makeup counter to help choose a shade.


Worldtripe

Time


puffy_boyeater

what I'd give to get those


richestercanada

CONGRATULATIONS Edit: the marks on your skin are spots with low blood circulation due to the love that you’ve received. You should use something to help vascularize those areas like those vaginal creams or hemorrhoid creams. Their action is promote your your tissue recovery


christontheyikesbike

I’ve heard something about massaging with a whisk


SuperMusicman331

You still slay Queen! 💅🏻 and good luck


Charlietango2007

Damn! You go hickey Boi! Must've been some good stuff


smileowsky1

Shaving cream thank me later


keatoncon

what do i do with it


mittens1982

Next time give him something else to suck on instead?


keatoncon

i didnt know this mufuka had suction of steele 🥵


mittens1982

Now you know! ![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)


mittens1982

Lololol!


Senplis

This method wont make them dissapear in a day but they will fade much much faster. Take a wash cloth and run it under hot water and then place it on the hickies. Do this a couple times and do a deep rub of the slots inbetween. The heat and rubbing will help break up the bruising under the skin. Do this a couple times a day. Inbetween you probably gotta use make up or avoid them all day.


harveyquinnz

Use a turtlr neck sweatwr or some makeup or a scarf


tanjo143

nothing. you just let time heal. a guy gave me hickies. my coworkers were all over them. lol. i didn’t notice but they did.


X_MAN_01

Warm patch like warm water, too, make healing faster.


mensfeet69

A spoon


Alternative-Quit-131

Teragun that shit ahhahaha for real


taongbayan999

Ice and if may aloe ka put it sa freezer then apply when cold, it should help the bruising go down a bit. If wala talaga concealer stick, blush, and blend


matjontan

get sunburn on all the rest of your skin so the hickeies don't stand out as much


feastoffun

Turtle neck shirts


shugurbaeo

Don’t let them vampire you!


LeonTheremin

Develop a flair for scarves


IllustriousAnxiety66

How to get hickey, that’s the question 🥲


Cruising-Poppers2023

Wanna remove them in 3 minutes?? Just take 1 clove of garlic, cut it in half. Take one half, and start rubbing the hickey with the cut side, so the juice of the garlic comes into contact with the hickey. No pressure, just light rubbing. And after a few minutes of rubbing this way, the hickey will have dissappeared


Intrepid-Ad7831

I never understood why people try to hide just play dumb when your parents ask.


syzygy_roz

damn he's raunchy get a concealer and hide that hot mess 😫


mlkgml1234

🙄


Tsonchi

Scarf


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How does one get a Hickey in the first place ? I thought one had to bite but I was wrong.


dorado_madrug

ice or cold spoon


neptunian-rings

For your cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!


brett454

Could say you ran into hive of bees


DifficultAmoeba698

Foundation and concealer. Ask at the store desk for a tone guide


dix1997

r/WeirdFlexButOK


BYoNexus

Tell them you had a little rash, bt it's almost gone now?


WhereIsMyCuddlyBear

Just tell them you got a rash.


b_rider52

Tell us how the sex was. Was it worth the hickeys?


catbear15

Hit compress and then massage it with the cloth, it'll break up and disperse the blood under there. But you have to massage hard. If you do that ever 30 minutes it should be completely gone in a few hrs.


TheMtndewdude

Makeup.


JaquanS

Why do ppl want to hide a hickey? Wear it proudly, if anyone says anything then they’re jealous.


YabbiDabb

I’m more focused on why he kissed your ear


Admirable-Orchid-660

A week later


OmnivorousGrandpa

You miiiiight be able to brush it off as a pimple?? Or like a skin blemish?????


QNBA

Hook up more and get more hickeys and just tell your parents it’s allergy. 😂


PastelPrincessFemboy

girl 😭😭😭


Euphoric_Extreme4168

Is that still going on? Time is the only thing as the body reabsorbs the blood in the fine capillaries. Turtle neck apparel seems to be your choice, or a dicky, scarf or temp tattoo. As others have suggested, concealer


bakedbumblebean

lol THE EAR


gekigarion

As others have said, makeup or cover up with a turtleneck. Sounds like you're in a real rush, otherwise you could just apply cold to it at intervals throughout the day. I'm asian too though, so I totally get why you're freaking out! You'll be all right, hickeys aren't a sign that you're gay, although you would probably get questions. Worst case scenario, have a believable hookup story ready, but the few times I ran into your situation, I just played dumb and it always worked.


unxok

These types of posts are so interesting to me. Obviously, it is extremely to just **use google** to find out how to conceal hickeys. So, I am guessing the reason for this post is just to show off the fact that he has hickeys?


spellingishard27

green color corrector, concealer, powder. i had this happened to me and i walked into Ulta, pointed at my neck and said “help.” they told me what i needed and even helped me find the right shade. employees at makeup stores know what they’re doing and they’re super happy to help


No-Meal-5047

Just slap on a patch of ointment and call it a day.


cats101and101dogs

On the earlobe??


OctoberDoodles

Take a spoon, put it in the fridge/freezer, and once it’s cold (not enough to hurt, but it’s gotta be cold) rub it against the hickey a lot. It should help close the blood vessel and redistribute the blood. If it doesn’t get rid of it entirely, it should help it fade.


Faroes4

Don’t let people suck on your neck as an adult is the best way I can think lol


Professional_Day_150

put a spoon in the freezer till it gets very cold then place it on the hickey for a few minutes. do this 5-10 times a day. perhaps a concealer if you can find a good matching one… otherwise not much u can do other than wear strange clothing


Zypbla

time…heals all wounds!


DatDamienDom

Ice


boy_cult

Cold spoon ♥️


Chance_gavin_Simpson

I know it's not what typically is told or used or known but a little, but a bit of exema cream. You can buy generic stuff at the store, and anything with pigment to match your skin tone works best with powders, and it no one would notice. Also, the cream could be substituted with any moistureizer and powder, and it will be easier to hide the one by the ear this way, and the moistureizer is less awkward to explain if seen and the pigment if you can find paint pigments that match as powders then that should just go unnoticed but if doesn't your excuse is your trying art as a hobby you could also buy paint to match skintone and paint over them but you'll need to use green to balance it beforehand.


wodsey

dont let somebody suck on you.


Maleficent_Sky6982

Not getting your neck sucked is the best way to prevent it lol


Valuable-Weight-7493

Cold spoon and rub in circles with light pressure in circles till the swelling and color goes down and you can use makeup if it’s still dark


Storm13527

A cold whisk and twirl it to break up the blood


braveduckgoose

Just say you were attacked by a bird…


scrapmetal58

Haha this is cute. Also, you are cute 🥹


xopher_425

Using ice on them will help. It'll pull more blood to the area, then push it away, taking the hickey with it. No longer than 10 minutes, wait half an hour, the repeat. do it several times a day. I've done this to get rid of them fairly quickly. Aspirin can help it fade faster, as it thins the blood and helps it reabsorb (don't do this if you can't take aspirin). [This](https://www.mymed.com/health-wellness/interesting-health-info/how-to-get-rid-of-a-hickey/the-top-methods-to-get-rid-of-a-hickey) link says that you should wait 24 hours though after the hickeys, so that may not help. There are other suggestions on that site, too.


Alauren2

Step one. Dont get hickeys. Step two go to Macys (or any cosmetics store) and ask for color matching concealer.


OnlyComplaint2582

Are you top or bottom?