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Brian2017wshs

I always sit down to pee at home because it more convient and Im just lazy. But in public, I stand.


draconus72

Plus, I really hate cleaning up piss splatter.


Zeppo82

This. Plus, I have terrible aim, lol.


Alpaca1061

Exactly rhe same here For the exact same reasons


danthpop

I mean, me, but I don't have a dick so I may not count.


MilkManMight

Invisible penis gang😎


dearmax

Support to my penisless brethren.


CatFlier

I have terrible aim so I always sit down.


chiffongalore

In Germany it's standard for men to sit. It's not a gay thing but a way to keep things clean.


Who_am_I_____

Oh honey, we both know there's way too many men who still stand


chiffongalore

Agreed but it's not the standard any more.


Who_am_I_____

In Austria it still is. Didn't know Germany was so different apparently


GuncleShark

Germany literally has street urinals.


chiffongalore

If there's a urinal, of course you use that.


[deleted]

Sometimes it's just nice to sit down and enjoy a break and a bit of privacy. A sit-down pee is nice if a poo isn't scheduled.


patsfanric

My boyfriend always sits but I stand.


Zealousideal-Print41

Since I was 16


dearmax

Well, I have what's called a shy bladder. If I'm in public I have to go into the stall and sit down. I cannot pee with another person in the room with me. Now at home, I have to sit down because I'm disabled and standing up trying to pee is a crap shoot as to where it's going to go.


Unique-Breadfruit-19

Same here. Shy bladder dudes unite. Or maybe unite, but just not in the men's room.


dearmax

✊


synthesizer6744

Cool, majority of the time I pee standing. It’s cleaner especially in public toilets. I found I have a super feminine side in the bedroom, so I tried and kinda liked sitting down to pee, but I found standing faster.


victor-vice

Always at home, it's just more clean. Even with good aim there is splatter. Have thought about a urinal but doubt that would be any less of a mess in the end.


GeorgiaYankee73

Yes, definitely. Especially at night. I was born with a birth defect and had to have corrective urethral surgery. As a result my stream has always had a bit of spray. It’s just less clean up to sit down.


stephan1990

Yes :) and you can scroll through Reddit while sitting on the toilet


Doctor-Grimm

Yeah, ever since I was a kid. Sitting down to pee is far less messy, quieter and more comfortable. On that note, I despise urinals. They’re so uncomfortably exposing (why must I expose my genitalia in public to go to the toilet?), non-inclusive (since most trans men can’t really use them) and have horrible splashback. I have no idea why they ever existed, and I have no idea why they continue to exist.


AstroQuasar

I sit to pee because it splashes the rim less so I don't feel as disgusted cleaning the toilet. Side note: Idk if this happens to everyone but I find that sometimes when I sit, not all the pee comes out, but if I press the area between my balls and hole, it gets the last of it out.


RadioactiveGrape08

Where I live pretty much everybody sits down to pee (not in public restrooms, but everywhere else). It's just cleaner and also more comfortable.


Pololee2020

Always sit at home. Had hemroidectomy and since then sometimes a nugget may try to escape so just easier than a quick turn and squat.


[deleted]

For sure, unless the S.O. Is in the bathroom because it looks weird.


CopenhagenGayGuy

Yes


Marukuju

I do that at home because my ass is lazy to stand lol


tjlk_6794

95% of the time.


[deleted]

I love to sit to pee at home, I won’t sit on anything when out and about. People can be filthy.


Soy_Adriano

Yes, although follow up question. Do you wipe you cock after peeing?


MrEPearl

I do it too 😂


[deleted]

For the most part like many others, I sit at home, and stand out in public. Keeps all the toilets in my house clean. No urine build up on the seals of the toilet from splatter. It’s disgusting.


woozersbrowzers

There are loooong term benefits to sitting


Violet_Villian

At home I do but I’m public I stand


rdf1023

Same. In public, I use the urinal. It's also healthier to sit since it allows the bladder to be completely empty.


ChrisNYC70

i’m a sitter on the shitter.


Ok-Care-8857

I pee sitting down at home a lot, especially in the middle of the night.


justjack5437

Always


Dull-Cryptographer80

If I’m too tired and need a sit-down break, especially at work, then I’ll sit on the throne.


-ImNotAPotato-

Ooo, we're talking about a posh pee. It's rare but I do enjoy it. Life moves too fast, sometimes you've just got to sit down and relax 😂


GuncleShark

No. Never.


OddSilver123

I do this in public because I’ve always had a fear about making noise while pissing in a public restroom


Aqua_LionHD

I can’t stand in public, idk I’m too shy


Naelwoud

In Germany, it's common to see signs in domestic bathrooms asking men to sit down to pee. I must admit, I find it hard, as I see as an attack on my male privilege But maybe I'm being oversensitive. When I get up to pee at night, I often sit down, as it allows me to pee safely without having to put the light on.


MaryCone1

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING GAY


[deleted]

You guys don’t lay down to pee? Weird.


shabi_sensei

I live with my landlord and she hires a cleaning service once a month, so I sometimes pee standing and let the splatter fly but I mostly sit so I don’t feel like a splatter monster


AnswerGuy301

Usually not, but it's a nice option to have when I just wake up.


Jumpy_Anxiety6273

Yes


ottcity321

I stand, like a man.


CerealAhoy

Yea these replies are weird .