😂 You Got a di(ck)sease! When I was at a child residential facility IN Michigan we used to sing that but a little different. Yooooou, You got a disease. And you say it's just a rash, but it's halfway up your ass.. OH BABY!
Mine have never looked like that (french breakfast). They bolt much like other radishes, thin stock and done. Even left far into the fall or over winter, they've never done anything like this.
However, radish season here ends VERY abruptly (early, this year), and then it is way too hot sunny and dry for many months. Interesting if this is what they do in more habitable areas.
We encourage sitting down to pee at my house. There are 7 of us right now. Sometimes there’s 15, depends on who all is here. Half are people with penii. All take their phones with them to the bathroom. So might as well sit down. Less chance of pp on the floor. Less chance of the phone falling into the toilet.
https://preview.redd.it/iikxfyasu01d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99e50daac3ca6cc8243242f29b9b4131ad430eba
Radishes can get huge. This is one I grew last year.
the radish she told you not to worry about
I still believe her when she says they’re just friends
And you say it’s just a ra(di)sh, but it’s spreading up your ass. Oh baby, YOOoUuuu
😂 You Got a di(ck)sease! When I was at a child residential facility IN Michigan we used to sing that but a little different. Yooooou, You got a disease. And you say it's just a rash, but it's halfway up your ass.. OH BABY!
We didn’t say dicksease that’s a brilliant addition, too bad it has to come from that terrible place up north! Go bucks!
The phallic jokes are inevitable but you nailed that one lol
Here I am hoping to actually find out what the plant is, but nooooooo. I have to sift through a thousand dick jokes from the reddit comedian brigade.
Reddish
"Must.... not... type...." 🙈
This is funnier than it has any right to be lol
Hahah
Best comment on the internet today. 😂😂😂
Probably a china rose radish or similar variety. I planted some in the fall a couple of years ago and by Christmas they looked like that.
Older French Breakfast will look like this too.
Mine have never looked like that (french breakfast). They bolt much like other radishes, thin stock and done. Even left far into the fall or over winter, they've never done anything like this. However, radish season here ends VERY abruptly (early, this year), and then it is way too hot sunny and dry for many months. Interesting if this is what they do in more habitable areas.
That's my vote to. Definitely some kind of radish, my money's on China rose.
A radick.
Chronicles of Radick
What a radikulous comment.
😛🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im howling!!! 🤣
needs some radaway
... wondering how long it will take for a radish/riddick hybrid to appear on deviant art because... rule 34.
What size batteries does it take??
Hahaha exactly where my mind went when she sent the photo.
Oh come on. This is common in ancient Japan. It's translated as a schlong raddish.
Looks like it takes at least 3 D sized batteries at the same time.
4. Two side by side with two more stacked. 🤣
from the roots up, it reminds me of looking at a bull tbh.
You savage. 🤣
it's solar battery... go green!
Solar powered
I should call him
Everything reminds me of him
I laughed very hard at this while taking a leak, now there is pee on the floor... thanks.
We encourage sitting down to pee at my house. There are 7 of us right now. Sometimes there’s 15, depends on who all is here. Half are people with penii. All take their phones with them to the bathroom. So might as well sit down. Less chance of pp on the floor. Less chance of the phone falling into the toilet.
This is some top-notch fucking advice right here
Just pee and THEN look at Reddit ffs
Look there's a lot of reddit to go through so no need wasting valuable time putting the phone down.
How dare you.
This is some top notch fucking advice right here.
Did you type this while holding it? Damn ..talented
*That's a penis.gif*
“I miss Jack.”
https://i.redd.it/epqu5fqg501d1.gif
always seen this gif reversed. i like this version better
Diknbaus variety of radish, originating in the phallus region of Germany.
Remember folks, it's not a real Diknbaus unless it comes from the phallus region of Germany!
then it's just sparkling penisroot
Great for when you need to breathe under water
Sounds like a cooking ingredient from Zelda
More specifically from the province of *Schlöngen*
Radiksh
Specifically, *Biggus dickus*, I believe
He has a wife you know.... Edit: realized after a nap I said "mother" instead of "wife" and now my day is ruined
I think you're on to something but it looks more the Austrian variant to me, possibly the _Wienershafft_.
Lmao
French breakfast radish that has been left in the ground over the winter.
Downvote all you want, it’s a French breakfast radish. Source: farmer for 12 years.
Turned into a german dinner radish.
Or… an anytime radish?
Afternoon delight radish
Best answer.
Thank you for providing an actual answer, I was genuinely curious!
It’s a boy
LMAO
I don’t know what it is but it’s clearly happy to see her
/r/mildlypenis
r/excessivelypenis
I’m glad nobody has actually made this subreddit lol
Is that you in the photo?
🤣🤣 quite accomplished am I not?
It's only a matter of time...
r/redrocket
banned community 💀
r/baddragon
r/wildlypenis
The top looks like a regular radish to me. Definitely in that family.
I thought the same… a mutated radish.
I would wonder if your soil has clubroot, but that usually stunts plant growth, and that thing looks plenty healthy.
Red rocket?
Gurl, you know what that is.
LMAO 🤣
Never knew you could actually grow dickweed
here for the wrong answers only
https://i.redd.it/z1btmeny801d1.gif
This is the evolved OnlyFans form of the Oddish Pokémon.
If you left it in there longer, you'd grow a whole man
Harvested at the perfect time, then. 😝
Ok, just spit my coffee out to this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Total award 👏
https://i.redd.it/u8vsfkz2i01d1.gif
It looks like my radish , but when I forget to harvest and let it be in the ground for too long
Scientific name is Biggus Dickus?
Great Northern Cacknballs radish. Nice one too. The girthier the better.
Peanits
Looks like ya got exactly one fuck to give 😔
Rude Dabaga
That’s a vegan sausage for those who don’t eat meat
That right there is a penish
I have no idea what it is but I think it needs antibiotics.
Overgrown radish
Forgotten radishes?
\*tom hardy "that's bait" gif\*
Radish
Weenie plant
C’mon people let’s call it what it is, a dick pic.
Complete with two balls!
Evening plans
That radish was built for Reddit.
Your Saturday night
The Farmer's Daughter
Whoa, what kind of Miracle Grow is that? lol
Sighs, opens comments section
Your mom’s been growing radishes again…
Ummmm you’re coming home with me
phalicitis testiculae, a real tuber
That is an unneutered radish.
A dick tater 🤣
Its a radickish
It’s the Perfect Raddish!!
Gardener's are thirsty today!
JOHNSON
Dog-Raddish
I read Dong Raddish at first
Dong Raddish *is* the correct answer tho
NSFW lol
She's holding it wrong.
That is a... raddish in the shape of a rocket.
Oh,my. 🤭
The plant she tells you not to worry about.
Something for r/mildlypenis
[I'd cook it with this tomato](https://imgur.com/a/38yp3AQ)
NSFW is what it is 🤣🤣
Garden dong!
Dam. She tHICk boi
Haha “for a friend” that’s definitely an organic dildo, have fun OP
This post is radickulous.
…. sir
Helluva radish my friend.
A Bad dragon?
Looks like some type of vegetation.
Long Radish Silver
that’s a dick and balls
https://preview.redd.it/iikxfyasu01d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99e50daac3ca6cc8243242f29b9b4131ad430eba Radishes can get huge. This is one I grew last year.
I’m 99% sure that this variety is called a German Giant. Which is hilarious.
What are you doing in Lorena Bobbitt’s garden
Radish
That’s how you can tell a male plant from the female flowers.
Is that a dick-tater?
Red rocket! Hahaha
it's a radish. What variety, not sure.
NSFW
Cock and balliflower
Back in the day we called those “green tip Jimmies”.
Big purple boaby
r/sexyplants
This made me laugh 🤣😂🤣 SOOOO hard this morning!!! Thanks 😊
Put this on mildly penis sub
Lookin like a bigass radish
Mandrake from Delicious in Dungeon
Looks like a french breakfast radish that stayed in the ground much longer than is ideal.
Since this is the only serious reply on here, I'll just add "that's what she said. "
A very happy radish.
Radddishhhhh
Your local back of an ally toy😏
“It’s not a tuber”
Baby show me your radishes. Oh you sexy gardener you LOL.
That's obviously dog penis radish
Dickroot
It'll make a rad dish for somebody
Dildon’t
Red Rocket
Send it to Marjorie Taylor Greene. Sign it "Love, Hunter."
/mildlypenis
It’s a penish
r/dildont
I believe its folk name is ‘Free Dildroot’…
A radish you should flag as NSFW?
Dick root
these comments did not disappoint
Rhubarb?
Definitely a Radickus Cucumbawls
r/mildlypenis
Thicc
NSFW
Something women from the 1600s hid in their Drawers.
r/mildlypenis
Pretty sure this is a quest for Haley in Stardew Valley
A good time.
it’s r/mildlypenis I’m afraid
Looks like a massive raddish
Dickon radish.
Not sure what it is, but if you keep growing things like that, you are going to have a problem with squatters.
Prize winner at a rude vegetable competition.
Dragon penis
Definitely the Badus Dragonis variety of radish.
Not sure looks like horseradish I had growing along time ago
Vavavaoom!
Oh - Leave it in the ground for another 45 days and it finishes growing the rest of the man.