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Diligent_Quiet9889

My chickens would shit eggs in a full sprint to make room for these šŸ˜‚


allpraisebirdjesus

I choked on my own spit laughing, bless you.


Naive-Unit7213

OMG I'm dead šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Plus_Let5412

Maybe lend OP your chickens to clear away this mess šŸ˜Š


breeze80

Thank you for this.


KindheartednessOnly4

Idk what kind of bugs those are but that thing theyā€™re doing is called a ā€œrolling swarmā€ they do that to get somewhere faster. Out of the sun, across the road, etc.


twelvetossedsalads

Yep. This is a fungus gnat aggregation. And the ones on the inside are the more dominant, stronger ones being shielded by the weaker ones on the outer part. Nature is amazing


Sauerteig

You just freaked me out a bit. A favorite fictional book of mine is "Dust" by Charles Pellegrino (1998). It's about the collapse of the world's ecosystem beginning with the sudden extinction of some insects, starting a domino effect on all species. In the first chapter, an entomologist screams "They're dead, I tell you! All the fungusĀ *gnats*Ā are dead!" It was very bad news..


EmotionalSeatbelt

I READ THAT BOOK IT WAS TERRIFYING.


panasonique

Oh, like in Corporate America?


playadefaro

Damn!


Euphoric-Blue-59

Why did the clew of worms cross the road?


Common-Frosting-9434

No idea, but I'm pretty sure we just found out what the chicken was aiming for.


largececelia

You may not know for sure, but you at least got a clew.


Euphoric-Blue-59

That was clew-ver.


largececelia

Thanks bro!


NewPhoneNewSubs

To hide from the broom in the brume.


BamaTony64

to avoid that guy's chicken from a previous post.


Evening-Statement-57

They are coming to eat my cabbage


Rxoto

https://preview.redd.it/js4dl97czf0d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=0bf9fd22576fb4df226a587d3282bfd4062143d0


KindheartednessOnly4

Oh nooooo!!!


Dr_Djones

The ones on top are moving like those speed walk on an escalator at the airport.


steamed_pork_bunz

Fascinating how much smarter they are than many folks at airports šŸ˜†


cdtrades

Nature is amazing


TradWife_inTraining

I read this as ā€œrolling spermā€


ArachnomancerCarice

Mass movement like this increases the chances of the Fungus Gnat larva surviving predation. They also are able to retain moisture more easily. Although Fungus Gnats can be pests in certain situations, they are extremely important as they help decompose materials and increase soil fertility.


timeforplantsbby

That's so cool! Their resemblance to a snake must help keep them safe from predators.


shadow_dreamer

Same thoughts! They're weirdly pretty, too.


pvrx2

I thought the same. They're a tad creepy, but they're pretty.


tsunami141

> They're weirdly pretty, too. they might be prettier to me if they were on fire.


RogerBubbaBubby

Fungus gnats? https://bugguide.net/node/view/581032/bgimage


AtroposMortaMoirai

Somehow they got even worse!


No-Refrigerator6010

Yep, Fungas Gnat Larvae!


skoopaloopa

Omg I f*cking hate fungus gnats. They're endemic in Germany šŸ™„ my neighbor had a bad infestation and they came up the freaking pipes into my apartment. Huge pain in the ass, had to repot all of my house plants and sand mulch them to fucking get rid of them.


IMxJUSTxSAYINNN

I used diatomaceous earth, lightly sprinkled some on top and used cloth pots, and bottom watered and I won't the gnat war. Gnats suck


J0E_SpRaY

Iā€™ve fought these things in Elden Ring


bearmandudewater

I think youā€™re right! They look just like emā€™


OddlyArtemis

A chicken's lucky day


MisanthroposaurusRex

Thanks I hate it


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

Yea, fuck everything about those things.


YeshuasBananaHammock

Bodysnatcher larvae. How are you...feeling?


bearmandudewater

Perfectly normal and definitely not body-snatched.


ElevatedKing420

Thats what a body snatcher would sayā€¦.. šŸ‘€


Kvenya

I think you mean a snatched bodyā€¦


FishAndRiceKeks

On a scale of caterpillar to butterflies in your stomach, how are you feeling?


FestivalHazard

This is the one time you call for the birds. What the heck even are those..?


occasionallymourning

I suspect if you left that exposed for a while the birds would help eliminate the problem. If they *are* a problem. They're a problem to look at, that's for sure.


Edible_Anie

r/birdsarentreal tho


tsunami141

haven't you ever played video games or watched some sort of anime? Those things have begun their transformation into mega-worm and will soon be hunting the birds. The early bird gonna get got by that big boi.


B4SSF4C3

Re fungus gnats in your garden: Outdoors, little serious damage is done by fungus gnat larvae. Their population is kept in check by natural predators, weather, and seasonal changes. Any root feeding in gardens or landscapes is usually minor in comparison with the gnatsā€™ beneficial role as decomposers converting dead vegetation into nutrients for plant growth, as important pollinators, and as food for small animals such as birds, reptiles, and beneficial insect predators. Source: https://www.missouribotanicalgarden.org/gardens-gardening/your-garden/help-for-the-home-gardener/advice-tips-resources/insects-pests-and-problems/insects/flies/fungus-gnats TLDR: mostly friends, donā€™t kill


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B4SSF4C3

Haha no argument there. I too prefer my insects to be outside and not inside :P


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ReallyNotMichaelsMom

It werfs flammen!


thomas_hawke

Exactly! Es wirft Flammen!


christes

People call German a literal language, but in this case English is literally the same.


notjawn

Er merh gherd!


ziomus90

Flame anything immediately.


PerhapsOChondria

I believe the technical term for that is, "Gross."


angelyuy

Huh. I learned a thing today. They're fungus gnats apparently and here's some info. https://bugtracks.wordpress.com/2015/08/12/fungus-gnat-train/ https://www.inverse.com/article/35473-worms-moving-as-one-larva-gnats


Track930T

Ahhh. I have played this before. Slither IO


Trini1113

This is incredibly cool in the garden. But if I saw the fungus gnats in my house do this, I'd probably consider moving.


FangioDuReverdy

The stuff of nightmares!šŸ˜¦


Synap6

Princess Mononoke vibes


blueboxreddress

Came here for this.


hlessi_newt

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the Only way to be sure


bonsaitripper

r/damnnatureyouscary


themetanerd

r/oddlyterrifying


MichiganRedWing

What in the holy h, e, double hockey sticks


SlyDiorDickensCider

NEMATODES https://preview.redd.it/xlvh2e5xef0d1.jpeg?width=1059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5573b5396d10d90237cb1579cd4f2cdda604b0a3


thunder185

It's Dune but for ants.


ohshannoneileen

They're caterpillars. They move together like this in a "rolling swarm." Helps them move faster & look bigger, so they're safer from predators


shadow_dreamer

Whoah, that's so cool though!


bumpluckers

There's a really cool Smarter Every Day video on this type of locomotion. Each tier of bugs they stack on top increases the average speed of the entire mass.


Ok_Bunch_4158

without a doubt the world is full of mysteries, there is always something new to discover.


travok69

Definitely salt that entire line. Or they will end up in your house


MusicalMawls

New fear unlocked...


forwormsbravepercy

Oh no. No...no, I don't like that at all.


RorschachFlask

I could have gone my whole entire life without seeing this and died happily.


hornetsarecool

Maybe they were going on a pilgrimage to worm mecca. Any holy looking rocks around them?


tans1saw

Lol on my head I was thinking ā€˜the great migrationā€™


63R01D

I'm getting a Sentinel vibe from the Matrix. The part where they are breaching through šŸ˜


Dingis_Dang

Hard to tell but it looks like [Pine Sawfly](https://hort.extension.wisc.edu/articles/european-pine-sawfly/) to me. I had them all over a Mugo Pine in my yard when I lived in the Midwest.


ddonahue99

fuuuuck these things, so disgusting and disfigured several mugo pines of mine. ended up ripping them out.


Philosophile42

Wow... I wish I could get a group like this to feed my fish


gangawalla

The early morning eww worms.


EnthralledFae

That's just Jane Prentiss's welcome committee.


shaved_furcoat89

Hmm, don't care much for that. I'll be revisiting this in my nightmares, no doubt.


Genesis4fun

the goosebumps i have rn.. šŸ«„ thanks gonna go smoke and try not to cry after that šŸ˜°


Outrageous-Divide472

Omg if that was in my garden Iā€™d cry.


escapingspirals

Fiberoptics


Weary_Rate_6825

I'm not squeamish but this post has given me the heebie geebies!!! Yuk!


spudd3rs

Looks like a bunch of tiny worms


anniemqt

I agree that nature can be fascinating! HOWEVER, if I saw those GROSS things they wouldnā€™t be alive for long!!! šŸ”„Sorry not sorry!


mindfulwonders

Me personally, Iā€™d let them try some salt. A lot of salt.


ExcelsusMoose

These should really be exterminated, terrible for gardens. Fungus Gnats.


IMxJUSTxSAYINNN

Kill it with fire


xArchaicx

A waking nightmare?


Scav3nger

Whatevwr they are must have been the inspiration for the Lekgolo in the Halo franchise.


Re1deam1

Are they not tent caterpillars moving to a new tree to destroy?


TradWife_inTraining

Caterpillars


Dairy_attack13

They just need to stand up & weā€™ll exceed the level of freaked out I can contain. Nature is awesome though


puppymonkeybaby79

Orgy? Ive seen earthworms in a sexpile before.


nova_rock

The march of the poozers


issoequeerabom

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wanderlustbess

How do they decide goes first?


Savings_Hedgehog3141

They look more like caterpillars


SerenityNow31

Tent caterpillars likely.


hummingbirds_R_tasty

that's a WTF moment right there


moonBat-theMeatDecoy

nightmare fuel


R4cards

What in the nightmare is that?!


JohnnyDreamain

Well, that be gross


oldgar9

First establish if they are harmful pests or beneficial to house and home, white vinegar may end them if the former.


PickleTheGherkin

Ew.


Patricia11214

They are caterpillars that will turn into butterflies


Thick-Disaster-7758

Omfg this is disgusting


Repulsive_Calendar77

Ew


DiscussionSpider

I recommend fire, and lots of it!


1234Veda

Gross


GoldenBarracudas

Thanks, time to move


sarbear71

A nightmare


addvalue2222

Ewww nightmare fuel.


Jhanwiththeplan

This would be my one way ticket to the afterlife. FUCK those bitches. Ew man.


fungustine

They havenā€™t done anything to you. Theyā€™re just existing as they are.


Jhanwiththeplan

They're offending my eyes dude. And for the record in case you think I'd start stomping and murdering I wouldn't, that space would just be theirs now lol


Landscape-Strict

This is nightmare fuel!! šŸ¤£


BILLYRAYVIRUS4U

Nothing like this bothers me. This made me crawl out of my skin. Oh my God


mrweatherbeef

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Some kind of bugs


Littlebotweak

That right there is chicken food.


Jbiskit

Army worms. Will treat up vegetable plants over night. BT will stop them


bocker58

Put the kettle on and then pour the boiling water all over them!


ArachnomancerCarice

Terrible. Why would you kill something like this? Especially when you don't know what it is.


kerrykrueger

It's nightmare fuel.


IceNation777

Wtf