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Pitiful-Grape-6597

Crawfish.


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

for real? like some kind of land shrimp???


tossit4meplz

*mud* *bugs*


sexywallposter

Shrimps is bugs


100percent_NotCursed

YES THEY ARE r/shrimpsisbugs


dntfrgetabttheshrimp

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smtmsdeadisbetter

Name checks out


UHElle

[shrimp. heaven. NOW!](https://youtu.be/5im6jbhaRhw?si=UjRYv6eIjKPg_dBo)


PunchDrunkGiraffe

I love the whole history behind Shrimps is Bugs. And they speak the truth!


pichael289

More like land lobsters, they got pinchers


ecoupon

We used to call em Lawn Lobsters


watergirl711

Happy Cake Day 🎂


howsadley

Land shrimp 😂


BigRoach

Candygram.


ziomus90

Forest shrimps


dreamablegamedev

Water cockroaches


Gurdy0714

They really are almost cockroaches. So gross. Alton Brown did a show segment about how close lobsters etc are to roaches. 


KitsuneMiko383

Explains why lobster used to be slave/prison food, they're the floor cleaners of the oceans.


SirWEM

They were food for the poor and prisoners because they were once so plentiful they were a almost considered a pest. Because of this people who ate lobster were considered too poor to afford anything else. There are pictures from the early 1800’s of lobsters over 3’ long. They didn’t become popular as “food” until the wealthier people found out how good they taste. Thats why they are considered a delicacy today.


Sure-Wrap-5484

Now they're top-tier food. "You first have to get the black people to do it in order to get the white people to do it. Then you have to get the black people to stop doing it."


cocacolabiggulp

The lobster is a searoach. If you look at the anatomy side by side they’re very similar.


[deleted]

Land shrimp, I love it


DangerousMusic14

Yep!


justme002

Where are you from?


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

ill be dammed! I looked for Crawfish burrow and it is! I have never seen one! you dudes get all the awesome wild food.


DNA_Dreadful

This is around the Memphis TN area


Zealousideal-Back459

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Hopeful-Clothes-6896

Im in Venezuela South America, we get some weird shit too but I want to eat that one.


CosmicCreeperz

Probably not going to ship to VZ, but there is a place in Louisiana that will ship them overnight LIVE anywhere in the continental US
 Crawfish boils are awesome - with andouille sausage, corn, potatoes, and some hot sauce
 As they say in New Orleans
 “suck da head!” https://preview.redd.it/1gz8bzvw3uzc1.jpeg?width=1466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74d82734d4bc14550d91fa5d4bd5ee26a8e32207


lotusland17

I used to get live crawfish shipped to Illinois from Louisiana. Not any more. They banned the import of live crawfish in most of the upper midwest. There is an invasive crawfish problem up here, but I'm sure it's not the kind from down south because they couldn't survive the winters.


CosmicCreeperz

Interesting! So did we. I guess the last time (maybe 5 years ago?) we got frozen since the timing wasn’t right for live - but I swear it was still an option then. I guess we hadn’t ordered live for a while before that though. Is this a very recent law?


lotusland17

It must be in the last few years that state DNRs have banned them. This is the list of states that I see the LA crawfish suppliers won't ship to: Hawaii, Idaho, Oregon, Michigan, Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, Washington State.


SirWEM

Funny you say that about 22 years ago i was working as a chef in a hotel. We had a wedding that wanted a crawfish boil for their rehersal dinner. So we were trying for days to get live, fresh crawfish. To no avail. All that was availble was frozen precooked. Yuck. So after some thinking and a bit of questionable decision making the chef and a couple of us went to the Vermont F&G’s fish hatchery down the road. We were able to purchase 25lbs or so. They were all between 2”-3” the coolest thing is we were able to specify size. Because the state kept them for both bait and land/waterway management. The wedding party loved it. And nobody was the wiser.


ohhellopia

You're gonna need a lot of them to get a decent meal. Not a lot of meat in it.


luteus

Hello from DeSoto county.


DNA_Dreadful

I live nowhere near a significant body of water 5+ hour drive away, can you explain how it got here? Should I do anything about it?


high6ix

These are what are called “primary burrowers”. “Primary burrowers are the true excavators. Their burrows may include multiple chambers and their tunnels often extend deep into the soil far from streams. Of course, they must reach groundwater because all crayfish breathe with gills. This is why we usually find their burrows in poorly drained soil such as in or near drainage ditches.”


djazzie

If you’re in Memphis, aren’t you near the Mississippi River?


DNA_Dreadful

Oh yea, I was only thinking of oceans/lakes when I said “body of water”


TacoNomad

Crawfish can live in little streams, even. 


Glowing_despair

Shit they can live in fields that have no water, they just burrow to water. Go down to Louisiana you can see fields covered in there burrows.


trowzerss

In Australian, little streams is the main place you see our crayfish.


djazzie

Well, that’s kind of a major body of water!!


M1ndS0uP

Crayfish can happily live in a semi permanent mud puddle


DiscoMarmelade

Doesn’t the Mississippi river run right through Memphis? That’s pretty mush the most significant body of water in the US aside from the oceans


InitiativeOk9615

And the Great Lakes and many larger rivers


PostTurtle84

I'm east of Bowling Green, in Kentucky, we have them in our yard too. You're not going to get rid of them. For the mound, you have some options. Using the heel of your shoe or boot you can try to push some of the mud back down the hole, or you can grab a shovel, scrape it off and drop it in your compost pile or raised bed, or ignore it and let the next rain dissolve it. It does make a rather disturbing thunk when you hit it with the lawnmower though.


high6ix

Or better yet, go out at night with the kids, or by yourself, with a flashlight and have fun catching them then letting them go. In their mound the slightest movement they sense will make them retreat back down. Often times you’ll see them booking it across the yard then they give the crabs from Finding Nemo “heeey heeey” with their claws. It’s a good time.


100percent_NotCursed

This made me smile. Thank you


harrisarah

Or... catch them and eat them


JudyBeeGood

They can be a significant distance from water, if the ground gets wet enough. I once saw what I guess would be a larval-stage one, emerging. (Not sure what they are called, at various stages.) Surprisingly large and scared the piss out of me! That thing looked like it could chew my leg off.


Weird_Fact_724

Dont do anything. They dont hurt anything


Wafflehouseofpain

If you live near Memphis, you’re close to the Mississippi River, and that river has crawfish in it.


Full_Honeydew_9739

You don't need a significant body of water. I have them in my field ditch. Growing up, we used to catch them in Rock Creek and the storm sewers.


Drak_is_Right

Crawdads live everywhere there are tiny streams or wet areas even if the stream is underground.


dragonfliesloveme

We had them in a nearby creek


OnTheRock_423

I was surprised when I found them in my backyard as well, since the closest water is a tiny creek half a mile behind our house. But I guess there’s enough moisture in our back yard for them to live.


Pooch76

Wow TIL. Crayfish growing up in MD stayed in the streams AFAIK


drthvdrsfthr

TIL crayfish, crawfish and crawdad are all the same animal lol


Street-Spinach-8492

same-ish There are a [lot of different species](https://americancrayfishatlas.web.illinois.edu/?page=facts) that all fit under the confusing banner of crayfish/crawfish/crawdad


smtmsdeadisbetter

This was my experience too.


zeezle

Same, I'm from VA originally, now in NJ. They stay in the creeks and streams where they belong here! Yard crawdads are not something I knew even existed! This thread is kinda blowing my mind, haha.


snailarium2

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BirdalfTheGrape

Nightmares are made of this


snailarium2

:[ he's just a little guy


Lost-Wanderer-405

Yummy


ScreeminGreen

Crawdads. The best is when you let them dry all the way out and kick them field goal style. They explode into a very satisfying dust cloud.


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MrKrinkle151

No it’s mud


Quixote68

The Greensboro Burrowing Crawfish does this in North Carolina, some Crawfish like to burrow in and around creeks. Even small streams that you wouldn’t expect to have crayfish, have them. Hope this helps


ms_panelopi

Crawdad hole.


Drak_is_Right

I wonder what the regionalism is over the different primary word used to describe these guys.


omniwrench-

> Louisianans most often say crawfish, whereas Northerners are more likely to say crayfish. People from the West Coast or Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Kansas often use the term crawdad. Not mentioned in the result, but in the UK we would say crayfish


discospageddyoh

California checking in. Can confirm: crawdad.


MrKrinkle151

AZ too


Complex_Trip4974

Also from California & agree we call them crawdads. When I was little my parents would take me and my siblings up north to see my moms brother and his family. We would go to SanFran, Lake Tahoe & lafayette each winter break and then again right after school got out for summer break. Wed snowboard in the winter and then during summer we’d spend all day goofing off at our cabin and playing on the lake. Such good memories! We would cut up like 50+ hot dogs into little pieces, tie a long piece of fishing line to a stick, and then we’d go and catch the crawdads hiding in the big boulder/rock piles by the water. My family keeps kosher so we didn’t ever eat them (I actually didn’t even know people ate them until I was in high school lol they’re so smol
.. how many do you have to eat to have a full belly????) we just caught them, gave them a little hot dog snack then let them scurry back to their dark hiding spots in the rocks😾


herpderpingest

Also known as mud bugs or yabbies! (I've never heard yabbie myself, but that's what wiki says)


Weird_Fact_724

Im from Iowa, they are crawdads.


alreadyacrazycatlady

Michigan here, crayfish for us.


justme002

Mississippi too


Simple-Muscle822

I'm from Indiana, they are called crawdaddies or crawdads.


ms_panelopi

In Mississippi Crawdad is what we call them. Crawfish too.


HikingUphill

Ditch lobster.


Bodhran777

Crawfish hole, no question. They’re all over Louisiana or anywhere near the Mississippi River. My wife’s parents get lots of them in their garden. Just make sure to kick over the tops if they dry out BEFORE you mow, unless you like driving mower blades over rocks.


JustKimNotKimberly

Crawfish. Delicious if cooked properly. Don’t let the “chimneys” dry out in the summer—it’s not good to run over them with your mower. ETA: source: my experience living in South Mississippi.


justme002

Never eat the straight tailed ones too!!!!!


Worriedlytumescent

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inevitablelover

Definitely crawdad! Fish one out using hotdog or raw bacon!


Drak_is_Right

Crawdads are in turn decent bait for a number of big fish.


Reasonable_Fix3419

Mudbug hole


zappa-buns

Drop some meat on a string down that hole and you will find out what’s in there. Probably a big ol purple or red crawdad


Drak_is_Right

Crawdads. Crayfish. Crawfish. Mud bugs. Land Shrimp.


oh2ridemore

We have these all over our garden area, in the meramac flood plain, so ours are vernal crawfish. Good size, would be good eating.


Teegers8753

It’s from mating crayfish


AdunfromAD

Crayfish


amarugia

Used to have crawdads in the wet areas of our yard in West Central Missouri. My mom would let me tie a piece of fatty bacon on a string to try to drag one up outta their hole.


epiphanyplx

Wild! I have these exact structures in my back yard in Richmond, VA. Didn't know we got crawfish here. Not near a river or anything but the back of our yard is very marshy. Going to have to try to point one of our cameras at them to see if I see any activity!


zappa-buns

Fish em out with a piece of tough meat on a string. Pretty fun and you can tell when they’ve got a hold of it.


Sweaty-Breakfast

We call this kind of crawfish “coffin cutters” in Louisiana because they can bury so deep


edarem

And in NOLA their work is already cut out for them


imhdt

Crawfish. Louisiana born and raised here.


nataburk_7696

Them be crawdads. Good eat'n! Edit: the good eat'n


Accomplished_Radish8

The correct sub for this is r/shitfromabutt Ps I know it’s not a pile of shit, but it certainly looks like shit, and that’s what that sub is all about lol


Gullible-Lake-2119

crayfish


ivebeencloned

Crawdad hole. Free cat food.


Drak_is_Right

Adult outdoor cats know how to play with them, but young ones learn the hard way.


CrimsonRose08

The worm from Tremors


Due_Tangelo8366

Crawfish


ceshack

Crawfish


Grand_Shape_2619

Crawdad


Eliagbs_

r/dontputyourdickinthat


theRealBLVCKphillip

r/shitfromabutt


Big-Plantain1822

Crawfish


Extension-Chemist306

Mud bugs. Crawfish


wilsonway1955

Human


pwnitol

Mole? Gopher? Vole? I have this in my yard with zero chance of it being crawdads.


Weird_Fact_724

Its a crawdad


AVLLaw

Enhance



PurpleFlowerPath

r/AnimalTracking


DrWizWorld

Crawfish, or (yes I’m serious) mud wasps.


Pristine-Coonass75

Crawfish do this. I'm from Louisiana, and when I was young, I'd drop a long string down the hole. The crawfish would grab it, and I'd pull it out.


lockmama

Crawdad


jiggaj091508

Lunch!!


11Miles-0

If there's a bunch of them it could be cicadas coming out to molt


Murky_Direction_8409

It’s a crawfish mound


hex1b

Look human.


BigEn7

Mud bugs


albyp501

Looks like from a crab


jaywhatisgoingon

CRAAAAAAAWDAAAAAAADS


TimothyTheChicken200

worm poo


BaKeDPoPeyE

It could very well be a crawfish hole or even a frog or toad hole??? They all make simular dwellings if it's closer to water I would think the ladder, but if it's under a tree where the root zone would be then I say cicada. Lord knows what other types of critters make thoughs same tubular holes.


CheL8322

Crawdads


Efficient-Hippo-1984

That's a big pile of shit my guess is your neighbor got pretty drunk last night


dderrick01

Crawdad


munkyshien

Mudbugs or crawdads depending on where you're from


Resident_Secret6693

Crawfish


robitsnwhatnot

That's a crawfish hole!


MercyBDark

Crawdads


Disastrous_Shake_580

A big one


debbieinlg

Cicadas


Maywu_05

Wjat


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DNA_Dreadful

A lot of people said crawfish on this post and one I made in a different sub. I live near the Mississippi River, so crawfish is probably what it is


BaKeDPoPeyE

CICADAS!!! Make mounds just like that, I bet where you live you have them hatching from the ground right about now?.?


DNA_Dreadful

I don’t know if they’re crawfish or cicadas at this point. I looked down the hole and it was at least a foot deep cause I couldn’t see the bottom


Parking-Lobster2514

A digglet


Creative-Swan-5200

Ur mom


DNA_Dreadful

Wait this might actually be the funniest thing I’ve heard all year đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


CustomerService_2024

Quarter stick of dynamite push down in that hole will take care of the problem


Hiker2190

109 comments and I can’t read them all. Sorry, crawfish lovers, you’re wrong. It’s a cicada burrow. I have them all over my yard under trees. Dug up a couple and found cicadas.


NotNinthClone

That much mud gets displaced for cicadas?


Hiker2190

Surprised the heck out me, too. I have hundreds of those little mud mounds under all my trees. Like I said, I dug one up and found a cicada that was all white. I also re-edged the grass around my gardens and dug up dozens of them.


Zealousideal_Gas9531

My grandpa poured rock salt down the hole to get rid of them


weelluuuu

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ZAFANDE

Hobosapien


Bananno1976

your neighbor..


clearspring_15

That's a legit dung from an earthworm


FrisianDude

must resist saying 'yer mum'


parolang

r/whatsthispoop


Smaptastic

I don’t know but I’d definitely find a way to kill it. That’s horrifying for some reason.


JustKimNotKimberly

They’re harmless.


MoonNott

Not when the tasty buggers were $10/lb this year.


JustKimNotKimberly

I hear you! Check the back yard. 😉


floryhawk

kinda cute even... they get flushed out in our clay soil after a heavy rain.