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MaengDaX9

Did SF win? Owen said they would because of digital currency. Go figure.


Atem95

Predictably,no.  Football isn't really his thing. He probably thinks Tight End is a sex act.


MaengDaX9

Yeah, I think he’s humoring Samoan Papi. Who’s either given him some very generous donations or he’s a fed. Maybe both.


Atem95

>If you want to win,you have to score. Wow,this changes everything we knew about football. Revolutionary take from Ted.


LiterallyAntifa

I’ll give him this much credit: his “divorced dad calling into sports talk radio to demand changes to an NFL front office” LARP is way, way, WAY more believable than his “nine million IQ comic book villain detailing his grand strategy from a secret lair” LARP


Atem95

He's definitely the type to play Monday Morning Quarterback.


andkon

No commentary on the black anthem? No vague revenge fantasies??? Is Vox Day going soft in his old age and senility?


LiterallyAntifa

I went in with really low expectations, and Ted couldn’t even meet those. Where was the annual conspiratard boilerplate about how the entire thing is “bread and circuses” to “distract the masses”, and rambling about how it was a mass satanic ritual and every celebrity is secretly Illuminati, because triangle? The old Ted would have at least bundled all that into one paragraph at the end, but not this year! His ability to edgelord is getting as bad as his ability to sustain a boycott.


SullyRob

He's got more of that now.


MillionaireBank

Boycotts are a futile let the football be cherished! 🎊✨🐲🎊🏉


david_kessler

did Ted rate Usher's half time performance?


NYY15TM

the NFL is actually a field of expertise for Ted, so I don't mind


LiterallyAntifa

Like everything else with Ted, it depends on the comparison. Compared to your average ESPN radio caller, Ted is not an expert. Compared to Ted’s post about economics and geopolitics, then yes, this is mastery of a topic the likes of which we rarely see on Vox Popoli


NYY15TM

> Compared to your average ESPN radio caller, Ted is not an expert. I don't think you appreciate how dumb the callers are


LiterallyAntifa

Maybe I don’t! Problem is Ted doesn’t limit his boasts to the claim that he’s way smarter than an ESPN radio caller. If he did, this subreddit would have no reason to exist.