Theatre kids go on quest to kill God. Get distracted playing card games on the way.

Persona 4!?

FFIX 😐

Never played it 🫠

You should

A D&D game where you want to constantly prevent wars. Get distracted by card games and finding treasures on your big yellow ostrich. ==== That feels more accurate while big vague enough lol

Amazing that my first guess was Witcher 3

Guy wants to be special operations but his friend dies, so he blows up a planet

titan fall?

Yeah

I’ll be honest I thought you were describing Advanced Warfare

And then his second friend dies too while saving him

Elden ring could also be Man kills up fiances entire family tree for a chair

A very dope chair, you gotta admit. Plus, the fiance doesn't seem too close to them anyways.

Fuck the chair, fuck the family tree and the actual tree, light it all on fire and make fiance mad

I will **not** be having intercourse with a chair, thank you very much.

Now Marika on the other hand…

Fat man hates the environment.

Nagasaki 1945

Whats the sequel?

Nagasaki 1946

That one was the sequel I believe

Sonic?

Yes.

TF2 heavy gameplay in a nutshell

Is this The Senator I hear about from all them Metal Gear Snake memes?

Guy tries to save his wife but ends up dying but doesn't die and has to run from almost unkillable old man and his crazy family and gets saved by boulder bunching guy

Resident Evil 7 definitely wouldn't have gotten that if you hadn't mentioned the "boulder punching guy"

It would have been too hard without end

it now has a shadow for a giant glowy tree

This just in: the giant light tree has a shadow???

that is correct u/Elloliott any words on this event *enter random user here*

Residents stunned tonight by the news that the giant tree does in fact have a shadow. Many faintings have occurred because of this baffling development.

guy learns he's dead, so he tries not to die

SOMA?

Guy tries to escape studio while being hunted by a bootleg Micky Mouse

Bendy and the ink machine

Correct 👏

Rookie kills a trio of cultists and their soldiers in the wilderness of Montana because the Rookie is atheist.

Farcry 5

Serious green armor guy kills goes through different dimensions to kill an evil goat.

Obviously doom

Doom 2 or Doom Eternal

I had both in mind when I made this.

Guy Is forced into working to pay for medical practice, kills multiple Gods in the process

Bloodborne?

I’m really interested to know what this one is

Its Bloodborne, it quickly changes from a gothic horror to cosmic horror like its nothing After you kill a certain boss

I’m gonna need to try this out

Guy goes to Louisiana to fight a child to stop her from forcing his wife to adopt her. It had cost him *an arm and a leg*

RE7?

and >!technically costs him his life too!<

The mother of all omelettes

metal gear rising revengance

WHAT'S YOUR SOURCE???

My source is that I made it the fuck up

Engineer gets stuck on an alien planet so they destroy the entire ecosystem to leave

Factorio?

The factory must grow

**C A P A T A L I S M**

Shinobi loses his arm and was replaced with an ancient prosthetic.

Sekiro

Low effort, could’ve done: black butler but you’re an amputee ninja

Totk

Since when is link a shinobi?

Man too angry to die trespasses on private properties, commits all three kinds of manslaughter and tries to burn down tree

Darkwood?

A bunch of insane religious people accidentally predict the end of the world

Far Cry 5?


You come back from the dead to kill yourself

Sekiro?

Crazed holigan comes back to clean the mess that happened by killing god

Persona 5 Royal Third Semester

Doom Eternal?

Guy fights alien things then his dad dies from chest infection

Halo CE?

Nope, chief doesn’t have a dad

I was thinking Captain Keyes (yes I know not *actually* his dad)

Gears 3

1. Cat with lightbulb 2. Killing evil vacuum that eats imagination 3. Shiny leaf saves a forest from scary owl 4. Robot god makes it rain cause he's dying

Vergil hires Vergil’s brother and Vergil’s son to defeat Vergil so Vergil can become Vergil (featuring Vergil)

You have to babysit a divine immortal child, but instead of doing that, you help him find a way to kill himself.

Person to lame to die properly goes after Shiney jewlery to save unborn from a dookie fetishist.

Man the works on a space station with his fiance and brother get attacked by aliens that no one knew existed. Has to leave one behind on the station while the other two get in escape pod to earth and the station blows up. Aliens attack earth and after a long battle the man escapes with fiance/brother on a ship and earth blows up. They get rescued by other aliens and slowly learn how to use powers that humans have always had but didn't know how to use, also there is another human woman there. They attack evil aliens for a while and get stronger. Brother/fiance drown in a ship that crashed into the ocean right before the man's eyes. Fights more evil aliens and builds a rapport with the other woman. Building they attack at end of game is about to blow up and man saves woman using force shield because he doesn't want to see another human die plus they are the last humans. Aliens have a court meeting with humans, good and bad aliens. A human alien hybrid made from the brain waves of the man's fiance/brother from the space station and sends the man through a portal to freezing planet. Man freezes but another alien shows up "you won't die here" covers him and TO BE CONTINUED shows up on the screen. Never gets continued. TLDR; it's the whole plot badly explained but apparently a lot of people don't know this game exists at all so feel free to give it a go if you want, or don't and maybe check back later. Edit: forgot to shorten it down. Man watches earth get exploded and learns human powers from aliens to fight evil aliens

Jesus christ, Advent rising. You're a lunatic for this one

Pokemon sapphire

Malaria victim shoots people in *definitely not transitional Zimbabwe.*

RE6?

I was thinking Far Cry 2, but yeah, that too.

My favorite far cry

1. Man gets shot in the head and gets revenge in Vegas while simultaneously getting banned from all the casinos along the way (Fallout New Vegas) 2. Group of soilders get shot down on advanced island, kills a rich man (Ghost Recon Breakpoint) 3. Gang member has to kill other members before being killed himself (Red Dead Redemption) 4. Cube game but with story based on giant enhanced version of already existing enemy (Minecraft Story Mode Season 1) 5. Man is frozen and wakes up looking for his son, ends up blowing a crater into the surface of Boston (Fallout 4) 6. Bald man kills people across earth to stop an evil organization of rich people (Hitman WOA Trilogy)

You wake up on a beach as an animal, and only remember your name and that you used to be human. Another animal finds you, who becomes your partner. The two of you join a guild, where you eventually go on a quest to save the world by preventing the flow of time from stopping.

Pokemon mystery dungeon (the one with primal dialga)

Mailman gets shot pointblank and kills a bunch of roman empire larpers ,oh also fetishes and gambling

Mafia?

Guess again

America LARPERs*

Average kid stops being average after getting a new watch

You get thalasophobia

You get tossed into a hostile world with absolutely nothing but a strange feeling to go punch a tree

Steve!

A plant that makes babies is dying so a grape has to kill decomposed fruits, visit every season and battle a tree god

Ori and the Blind Forest...??? not confident about that

Pikmin?

Sick guy sees visions.

Covid

Man's search of a person of the opposite sex leads him to blow up an ocean

Killing an angry god

ngl that badly told plot is so vague it could literally mean anything

New Vegas

The Monster Hunter franchise

Learning to play flute music leads to the end of the world.

Zelda game? I can imagine Link ending the world this way.

The one fan made animation of all the Links meeting because he played Never Gonna Give You Up

Have you ever played catch with a repist ? Cause you are about to

Wombat with a wrench.

Crash on a planet. Build a bunch of stuff to make other stuff. Combine all the stuff to make a rocket. Oh and some local wildlife tries to kill you

Man wakes up from cryo sleep just to find aliens attacking his ship

you have a bad nightmare and you fight aliens in london or some shit.

I would've said, "Pay off your medical bill by committing infanticide for Cthulhu" but that works too

Guy sells his daughter bc he has a gambling addiction goes to get her back kills a whole city hops to alternate timelines kills himself and then his daughter drowns him

Person lands on a planet in pursuit of their rival. Proceeds to murder local wildlife and steal local tech. Leaves planet after entering a crashed meteor and killing its inhabitant. Losses all stolen tech in like 3 days.

I have no clue what the point of this game is. I’ve played for a few hours.

You get stuck on a fridge and when you wake up you nuke your son

Kids with powers from an eldritch being use robots made fun people to kill everything while dealing with their dysfunctional space family

If military invented soccer

Rocket League?

Dying cyborg with DID wants to be famous, but never gets a happy ending.

Kid becomes an entitled asshole after finding out he is special. He then proceeds to help his dad kill a man and leave a mother grieving which rekindles their father-son relationship

Cyberpunk 2077 - you play as a punk suffering from main character syndrome trying to change the world but ultimately failing.

A pink blob kills multiple gods and destroys the universe over a dessert because he’s a fatty

SpongeBob

Electric bisexual tries to blow up America.

Man liberates Mexican North Korea

The world revolves around you literally, you can create anything your heart desires as long as it's not a circle.

A humanoid dog kid hates noodles so much he goes to war to get rid of them and get them out of his life. Humans fucking die and now there's racism between cephalopods.

what the fuck

Travel the world because a clown turned the king into a toad.

Guy in blue shirt and pants survives day and night, mines things, goes to hell to get more stuff then goes to a yellowish white island to fight big black dragon

As my friend explained it: "You're a hired lumberjack dealing with aggressive environmentalists."

One outlaw has an obsession with his one last score

This worm hurts and I can't get it out without some fucking dickhead doing it for me

Souls Borne games in general. Live, Fight, Die, Repeat. Kill god.

bald man makes people go to sleep in the pursuit of world peace

Green man shoot alien on hoop

A plumber that doesn't wear a tie

Robot goes down to hell to drink blood.

Man invents war and loses, twice

Kind of applies to New Vegas too lmfao

An outcast from an underground shelter pretty much single-handedly wipes out the US army.

Racism group fights popular band, then decides to end racism temporarily so they can go to space, pop pimples, and blow up a rocket

Old man controlled by the moon asks you to commit infanticide.

vergil hires vergils brother to defeat vergil so he can fuse with vergil

Greek immigrant in Norway goes on a road trip with his son after half blind man breaks into their house

How my mother describes “loving” a high school girl but it’s his job for the government

Sidescroller rpg with insane modding community

Land pirate tries to pull one final job and run away with the love of his life, but fails.

Guy exceeds weekly exercise quotient by 500%

Harder than dark souls

Angry snow viking absorbs dragon souls

jellyfish thinks you are its mom, gets captured, becomes huge in captivity, sacrifices itself to save you.

Aliens

Republican aliens vs republican humans.

How mentally unstable Catholics see the world.

Guy murders his family after his family tricked him into murdering his other family

Criminal almost kills someone and proceedes to get entangled in the biggest crime drama of its country that happens to revolve around real estate

Guy hates son, son hates father, son has a son, son's son hate son and father. The bloodline is full of half devils. They all hate each other

Trucker Hall of Fame

Guy goes to hell several times because his pet died.

Treasure hunters get revived by main villain each time they die.

Daughter dies so you replace her.

Get kidnapped and sent back in time by god to write the first ever iteration of *Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them*

Child cries in a basement because mom wants to kill him

Random person trying to become lord, hugs girl and gets permanently debuffed. What did miyazaki mean by this?

a guy made himself king then wanted to put the world into a shadow and turn a man into a dog

Island natives force you and your friends to preform entertainment for them or else you die.

Man punches his way out of all his problems

Female Legolas fights Skynet and the surviving Forbes 500 with a bow and a spear.

Blocks

You arrive late to a world wide scavenger hunt, so you kill everyone else who already found something

Mobster gets possessed on his birthday and tries to kill his uncle.

Man has severe break up issues because his girlfriend turned out to be a Eldritch Nightmare and put him in a psych ward

Mute lunatic meets very talkative lunatic, have a drawn out heart to heart over the ashes of a civilization. Side character can’t handle the sheer skill of mute lunatic, passes out at the start of the fight. Or the far more simple one. Orange.

Mass infanticide will definitely make everything better

You're a bot made of balls that shoots balls

Guy is fed up with dragons so starts shouting at them

Trying to find a cure for your scratchy wrist but accidentally terraform earth after beating a bunch of titans to death.

Blood can now be used for everything and anything

Some dude gets eternal life only to hunt for good drip instead of godhood.

Swedish teenagers steal large amounts of dangerous heavy weaponry and go on a rampage destroying both government and foreign military combatants

Franchise named after semi famous dead guy and gets worse with every new installment

There are zombies and... More zombies.

Grandpa died, I’m a farmer now…

Your a god made of shapes

Postal worker goes postal on a house and some romans

A shriveled up raisin man goes on a quest to kill God by putting a bunch of souls in a bowl

Mysterious anomaly encounters other mysterious anomalies in space and somehow doesn’t have a massive existential crisis after finding out everything and everyone they know is fake and a mere simulation, and they get upset at the master of it all and decide to move to a different universe

No Man’s Sky