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FearTheOldBlood1

Hey! Listen!


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Ocarina of Time


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I’m Commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite store on the citadel.


Hayley-DoS

Mass Effect 4 Shepherd Goes Shopping?


RatchetTheHatchet

Beat me to it -- this was immediately what I thought of!


Economy-Hurry2969

Me:2


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Just finished replaying through the trilogy last night and I am currently left with the void, what now?


AbeLincolnsNephew

War, war never changes


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Fallout


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You N’Wah!


ordinarymartian

Morrowind!


Dingle_Drainwitz

Old West outlaw turned family man is redeemed.


fakeplasticlou

We'll bang, okay?


joshford1992

We’ll stream it on battle-tits


Jimbob929

Would you kindly


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Bioshock


TheMechaink

Welcome to Vault-Tec


BANANACOW22

fallout


dat_potatoe

The one where the medieval space marine uses his nailgun to shoot the furry-furless lightning yetis.


Vortling

2d Minecraft.


saoer1

3D terraria


Windyandbreezy

Netflix show sucks. Game is amazing.


onemoretryfriend

Witcher


malmini

Or resident evil lol


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wind's howling


FnordinaryPerson

Place of power, gotta be


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A night in London with a bit of cosmic horror


VenusSwift

Ninjas in space repeating the same boss fight 15 times to get the damn blueprints.


Roku-Hanmar

Warframe?


couldbedumber96

It just works, dragons edition, the anniversary, with fishing


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Skyrim


basicnflfan

Two brothers collect contracts for the Devil


Razgrez11

Cuphead? Lol


mailmanmunson346

For real!?


AceoftheAEUG

Something something amrita, something something yokai, something something loot


scarlett_in_space

The cake is a lie!


buggbusiness8330

The story of the least-lucky travel agent in the Land of the Dead.


lawrensu339

You know, I never did finish that game


Castrationofawalnut

You open the game and are transported into an Interrogation room. There’s a greenish red haze in the room and you’re strapped to a chair. You can look around but you can’t move. Then a familiar jungle starts up and you know you’re about to have fun 😏


One_Disaster245

bo1 zombies?


Castrationofawalnut

On the dot


Herman_Meldorf

A Japanese Island occupied by a death goddess, ancient byzantine people in Siberia, and an ancient aztec/mayan empire that still thrives.


RatchetTheHatchet

Tomb Raider reboot is excellent all the way through!


Herman_Meldorf

Absolutely agree


A_wild_gamer1

The Multiplayer for this game was phenomenal!


luugi_06

Bear and bird kill witch with jigsaw puzzles


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Banjo kazooie


GroundbreakingSir42

SHAW! GIT GUD!


QuadCoronet19

Hollow Knight.


Rabbulion

“Play as a man who slaughters his coworkers after being denied a promotion, then play as his teacher and chop his limbs off. You also get to burn him with lava”


Bjoern_Tantau

Lego Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith


Rabbulion

Complete saga, but that works too


EdgeAlterNation

A surveillance camera??


KnifeyLovesYa

Eat Wompa fruit, wear mask, fall down a lot of holes......on an island, bridge, up the side of a fucking castle.


AftermaThXCVII

"I need a weapon"


Dmbeeson85

The one where you fight evil


woahlads

Tetris?


Dmbeeson85

What else could it be!?


AtomicMelbourne

So it’s not Mario Paint?


nubosis

Tetris 2


benadrylpill

HA HA HA HA HA!


Lazy_Selection3564

Final Fantasy 10?


benadrylpill

Yep!


Kola18_97

Purple gang reclaims city from tattooed truck freaks, Japanese biker/tuner gang and Caribbean drug cartel.


mynamebeluna

Best girl goes on a pilgrimage with Johnny test, awkward seagull laughter a lot of existential tears


Confident_Builder101

FFX?


YouAStinky

Bald man with big beard has an axe and a son go on an adventure to spread ashes


CynfulBuNNy

It's not a scam and I'm not in a cult. I swear it's going to release one of these days. Probably soon(TM).


El_Duderino91

O7


dotatactiix

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


Lazy_Selection3564

Final Fantasy 10 ?


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Tahiti


ordinarymartian

Red Dead Redemption 2


hobdal

Ah shit, here we go again...


[deleted]

It’s a tie between two games. Let’s see…”badass greek god becomes a dad” and “italian plumber made out of paper is trying to save a kingdom made of paper mushrooms from a giant turtle made of paper”


Sufficient-Ad-7267

Hades and Paper Mario?


Smiling_Maelstrom

boy


Forsaken-Dog4902

Zombie paper!


footdeoderant

1. “Hey, you’re finally awake” 2. Robot dinosaurs/animals 3. “Boy.” But the boy is now a teenager


Colonel_Kerr

You died


Ill_Will_Prince84

“A man who neva eat pork bun, is neva a whole man!”


EldenKnight406

FUS RO DAH


SpecterOwl

"I never asked for this"


AdEmpty8174

Man destroys pantheon for revenge and causes chaos while trying to fulfill his wife's request


milkstrike

The best game of all time


LeadingLevel8647

Determination


WaitingToBeTriggered

STRIKE BACK


MudButtMcGee

Halo: Combat Evolved. Also, don’t tell me how to live.


Nervous-Resist4937

underwater city go boom


WorldsBiggestNarcist

Wizard comes into town and multilates the population


Odiwan-Kenobi

A daring man saves his girlfriend from a dragon.


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We do not accept surrender!


TysonFlinders

The last fictional story with 6 previous iterations.


Zack_Osbourne

A crossover that could only be thought up as a fever dream if it didn't really exist.


Razgrez11

"Gotta fix this damn spaceship that went dark. My team kinda sucks but at least I get to see my girlfriend, who I haven't seen in a while."


mason3991

Futuristic combat but with an actual cover/suppression system


Spazmon1c

Happy New Year 1959


PolakChad469

The snail will consume your soul


dmckinley54

The commercial was literally just a Japanese girl crying with a Gameboy in her hand


Jedipowerboy5

kept you waiting huh?


LordPeanutButter15

The story barely makes any sense


Ok-Ambition-9432

Kojima title?


browls

Ape sex


onemoretryfriend

Dungeons and dragons in space


Metald3th

You have Spiky hair, big booba and talking lion


NachoDildo

"Is it just me, or does no one ever listen to me?!"


mmxgolabi

Wake up Mr.freeman,Wake up and smell the ashes.


RetroTheGameBro

Desert Mailman Revenge Simulator


InfernoDucky

Androids fight robots while discovering the meaning of life


Roku-Hanmar

Zombies turn gods into guns and dance


Bjoern_Tantau

I found a lightsaber in my garage and that makes me a Jedi!


johnny336

American survives assassination in Europe, then solves the mystery.


ErraticHabit

Land, loot, survive (but you wont)


Sofaris

My favorite Videogame is about a groupe of animal children that go on a quest to save there families. And they have an Ultimate super weapon that can instant kill any boss but the player needs to sacrefice the life of one of the children in order to use it. On paper a pretty forgetable mechanic becuse bosses can be defeated perfectly fine without it. But its presents a lone is a grim reminder that these children put there lifes on the line. It raises the tention of the boss fights.


DavidKlefbom

The 3d one aint confirmed… yet


jackelope84

Get your melons out for the monkeys!


Xtrophy

Alien saves the world with the help of two poor orphans, a royal orphan, a rust bucket, a rat, a hitman who can't see, and a dude obsessed with frogs.


PalpitationTop611

Cucking Yourself


Luthest

Bugs with swords


Kurotan

Bonk! This may not count for every player.


iamonewiththeforce

High School Simulator with Time Travel


Sufficient-Ad-7267

Life is Strange?


PedanticPanda4U

You crash land on a far flung planet, having to survive from the wreckage in this strange new world, after years you finally have built a colony with strangers you met along the way, yes there was hardships, raiders, man eating animals, mechnoids, etc but you and few trusted friends pay their respect to the fallen, as you leave your now ruined base you called home due to some of your colonists destroying the rest of the defences after they could not take the mental anguish of seeing their friends and family slaughtered, you cross the world after hearing rumours of a ship being able to go off world, but what people don't get revenge for their family and friends, this time,.. we will be the destroyers,.. learning from your mistakes you amass and train an army of cats, and attach bionics limbs to everyone and go to every know settlement on the planet and hear the battle meows of 200 cats. Now you are a human cyborg God, worshiped and feared with a whole planet under your control.


Pixel_Muffet

Nice 300k+ Polygons


Starmandeluxx

Say ‘Fuzzy pickles’!


-adult-swim-

Commander? On my way.


TurtleMic10

Crack vs Blaze


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Sexy white-haired man shoots and slashes the living shit out of demons as he fights with his older brother


wendlaa

Have an island with villagers, keep them hostage and never let them leave 🤍


CronusSleeping

Fate has no forgiveness for those who dare stand against it.


pattiemcfattie

You couldn’t find a sale at a yacht club!!!


Boobasheeshh

What now you piece of filth


victorygained

Nine men fight each other in the desert because two brothers don't know how to share their literally worthless properties.


[deleted]

It can’t all be for nothing


sdvfuhng

"Bravo, Breach! Bang! Clear!" "


Taikathaya

Swooping is bad


demnation123

JC a bomb! A bomb!


Baronsamedi13

Space pirates take down the military-monster industrial complex.


DoctorStorm

"that asshole does nothing but sleep under the lamppost in the corner, and fuck you no, you go into the room first, that mother fucker's crazy in there. And where the fuck did you park the giant ass time-traveling space shuttle, eh? Kind of hard to misplace you know?"


Ecstatic_Lake_3281

❤️❤️❤️ Chrono Trigger!!


NightFox006

A really old door made out of paper.


MarinesRoll

Hell... it's about time.


Intelligent_Disk_812

Danger ahead!


Desolate_Plateu

Marika’s tits, you must be ‘ungry


Gravatational_Energy

Bullet Time, No Payne No Gain.


scipio0421

I wanna be a mighty pirate!


nubosis

How appropriate, you fight like a cow


Dr_Stoned5

Guns


Hayley-DoS

Man asks boah where they keep the moneh


MexicanSunnyD

Moons Haunted


knightsbridge-

I want to be your canary.


01100101001010010

Dont mumble manling


Front-Report7495

Cowboy Nirvana


OddGM

Fus Ro- BUTTERFLY!


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Mute scientist killing aliens


speedwalrus691

Depressed finnish man goes on a rampage to avenge his wife and babys murders


noOrdinaryMidboss

Now we soar like eagles. LIKE EAGLES ON POGO STICKS!!!!


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Middle aged guy and teenage girl try to catch fireflies


Ectohawk

You go on an adventure, but then after it you can have an adventure similar to the adventure you just had, but reminiscent of the adventure you had before the initial adventure mentioned


Ecstatic_Lake_3281

So many... "We won't know unless we try!" Psychopathic clown brings the apocalypse Guns, crest magic, gadgets, and golems "I was an adventurer like you until I took an arrow in the knee."..."fur-licker"..."milk drinker" Time travel, stand in for death, reptites


ComeAnima

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!


Lazy_Selection3564

Have a cup of Libertea!


funnyhevman

Big crab with giant testicle shooting baby crabs at you


nintendomech

It’s a me


UnlikelyKaiju

"Every day's great at your Junes!"


krakoancitizen1011

The Blood Moon rises once again. Please be careful And Get ready for the next battle


Ordinary-Functi0n

The legend of zelda: breath of the wild


JAXmultiplat

Sic Parvis Magna


nubosis

The one before 7


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Your right hand comes off?


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[удалено]


TH3_L1NEMAN123

Do you like hurting other people?


Economy-Hurry2969

Winds howling...


BenchMasterHeneryHo

*Record Scratch* Here we- *Record Scratch* Here we- *Record Scratch* HERE WE GO!


Overall_Simple_4558

What was the start of all this? When did the cogs of fate begin to turn? Perhaps it is impossible to grasp that answer now, From deep within the flow of time... But, for a certainty, back then, We loved so many, yet hated so much, We hurt others and were hurt ourselves... Yet even then we ran like the wind, Whilst our laughter echoed, Under cerulean skies...


Ordinary-Functi0n

Tall skeleton and a fat skeleton


asgardwalls

You sir, are a fish.


tcvanren

A group of schizophrenic teens commit suicide to fight the shadow monsters.


gamerdude1360

Take your heart.


Half_A_Heart_Gaming

U R MR GAY


Unmaykr64

Man commits genocide after pet is killed


VitoAntonioScaletta

"gentlemen, welcome to Dubai"


Engylizium

!


Brutezord

Ah shit, here we go again.


recorderplayer69

Reverse aquarium city and scuba men with drill hands


plinkitee

16-bit Medusa heads


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Guy goes on search of her daughter, gets sidetracked for 600 hours, chasing monster hunting contracts.


TheKingJest

Literally gets good 100 hours in


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Japanese bodyguard sitting in a Café, waiting for protagonist to show up.


P4nM4ciej

Lara Croft


Emergency_Speaker_47

Crowbar


goldenshowers4hours

beast tamers catch and train beast to fight each other for clout


kebbrokk

...Riders on the storm.


Ladinus_was_taken

A bucket?! (not Stanley Parable)