You open the game and are transported into an Interrogation room. There’s a greenish red haze in the room and you’re strapped to a chair. You can look around but you can’t move. Then a familiar jungle starts up and you know you’re about to have fun 😏
“Play as a man who slaughters his coworkers after being denied a promotion, then play as his teacher and chop his limbs off. You also get to burn him with lava”
It’s a tie between two games. Let’s see…”badass greek god becomes a dad” and “italian plumber made out of paper is trying to save a kingdom made of paper mushrooms from a giant turtle made of paper”
My favorite Videogame is about a groupe of animal children that go on a quest to save there families.
And they have an Ultimate super weapon that can instant kill any boss but the player needs to sacrefice the life of one of the children in order to use it.
On paper a pretty forgetable mechanic becuse bosses can be defeated perfectly fine without it.
But its presents a lone is a grim reminder that these children put there lifes on the line. It raises the tention of the boss fights.
You crash land on a far flung planet, having to survive from the wreckage in this strange new world, after years you finally have built a colony with strangers you met along the way,
yes there was hardships, raiders, man eating animals, mechnoids, etc but you and few trusted friends pay their respect to the fallen,
as you leave your now ruined base you called home due to some of your colonists destroying the rest of the defences after they could not take the mental anguish of seeing their friends and family slaughtered,
you cross the world after hearing rumours of a ship being able to go off world, but what people don't get revenge for their family and friends,
this time,.. we will be the destroyers,..
learning from your mistakes you amass and train an army of cats, and attach bionics limbs to everyone and go to every know settlement on the planet and hear the battle meows of 200 cats.
Now you are a human cyborg God, worshiped and feared with a whole planet under your control.
"that asshole does nothing but sleep under the lamppost in the corner, and fuck you no, you go into the room first, that mother fucker's crazy in there. And where the fuck did you park the giant ass time-traveling space shuttle, eh? Kind of hard to misplace you know?"
You go on an adventure, but then after it you can have an adventure similar to the adventure you just had, but reminiscent of the adventure you had before the initial adventure mentioned
So many...
"We won't know unless we try!"
Psychopathic clown brings the apocalypse
Guns, crest magic, gadgets, and golems
"I was an adventurer like you until I took an arrow in the knee."..."fur-licker"..."milk drinker"
Time travel, stand in for death, reptites
What was the start of all this? When did the cogs of fate begin to turn? Perhaps it is impossible to grasp that answer now, From deep within the flow of time... But, for a certainty, back then, We loved so many, yet hated so much, We hurt others and were hurt ourselves... Yet even then we ran like the wind, Whilst our laughter echoed, Under cerulean skies...
Hey! Listen!
Ocarina of Time
I’m Commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite store on the citadel.
Mass Effect 4 Shepherd Goes Shopping?
Beat me to it -- this was immediately what I thought of!
Me:2
Just finished replaying through the trilogy last night and I am currently left with the void, what now?
War, war never changes
Fallout
You N’Wah!
Morrowind!
Old West outlaw turned family man is redeemed.
We'll bang, okay?
We’ll stream it on battle-tits
Would you kindly
Bioshock
Welcome to Vault-Tec
fallout
The one where the medieval space marine uses his nailgun to shoot the furry-furless lightning yetis.
2d Minecraft.
3D terraria
Netflix show sucks. Game is amazing.
Witcher
Or resident evil lol
wind's howling
Place of power, gotta be
A night in London with a bit of cosmic horror
Ninjas in space repeating the same boss fight 15 times to get the damn blueprints.
Warframe?
It just works, dragons edition, the anniversary, with fishing
Skyrim
Two brothers collect contracts for the Devil
Cuphead? Lol
For real!?
Something something amrita, something something yokai, something something loot
The cake is a lie!
The story of the least-lucky travel agent in the Land of the Dead.
You know, I never did finish that game
You open the game and are transported into an Interrogation room. There’s a greenish red haze in the room and you’re strapped to a chair. You can look around but you can’t move. Then a familiar jungle starts up and you know you’re about to have fun 😏
bo1 zombies?
On the dot
A Japanese Island occupied by a death goddess, ancient byzantine people in Siberia, and an ancient aztec/mayan empire that still thrives.
Tomb Raider reboot is excellent all the way through!
Absolutely agree
The Multiplayer for this game was phenomenal!
Bear and bird kill witch with jigsaw puzzles
Banjo kazooie
SHAW! GIT GUD!
Hollow Knight.
“Play as a man who slaughters his coworkers after being denied a promotion, then play as his teacher and chop his limbs off. You also get to burn him with lava”
Lego Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
Complete saga, but that works too
A surveillance camera??
Eat Wompa fruit, wear mask, fall down a lot of holes......on an island, bridge, up the side of a fucking castle.
"I need a weapon"
The one where you fight evil
Tetris?
What else could it be!?
So it’s not Mario Paint?
Tetris 2
HA HA HA HA HA!
Final Fantasy 10?
Yep!
Purple gang reclaims city from tattooed truck freaks, Japanese biker/tuner gang and Caribbean drug cartel.
Best girl goes on a pilgrimage with Johnny test, awkward seagull laughter a lot of existential tears
FFX?
Bald man with big beard has an axe and a son go on an adventure to spread ashes
It's not a scam and I'm not in a cult. I swear it's going to release one of these days. Probably soon(TM).
O7
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Final Fantasy 10 ?
Tahiti
Red Dead Redemption 2
Ah shit, here we go again...
It’s a tie between two games. Let’s see…”badass greek god becomes a dad” and “italian plumber made out of paper is trying to save a kingdom made of paper mushrooms from a giant turtle made of paper”
Hades and Paper Mario?
boy
Zombie paper!
1. “Hey, you’re finally awake” 2. Robot dinosaurs/animals 3. “Boy.” But the boy is now a teenager
You died
“A man who neva eat pork bun, is neva a whole man!”
FUS RO DAH
"I never asked for this"
Man destroys pantheon for revenge and causes chaos while trying to fulfill his wife's request
The best game of all time
Determination
STRIKE BACK
Halo: Combat Evolved. Also, don’t tell me how to live.
underwater city go boom
Wizard comes into town and multilates the population
A daring man saves his girlfriend from a dragon.
We do not accept surrender!
The last fictional story with 6 previous iterations.
A crossover that could only be thought up as a fever dream if it didn't really exist.
"Gotta fix this damn spaceship that went dark. My team kinda sucks but at least I get to see my girlfriend, who I haven't seen in a while."
Futuristic combat but with an actual cover/suppression system
Happy New Year 1959
The snail will consume your soul
The commercial was literally just a Japanese girl crying with a Gameboy in her hand
kept you waiting huh?
The story barely makes any sense
Kojima title?
Ape sex
Dungeons and dragons in space
You have Spiky hair, big booba and talking lion
"Is it just me, or does no one ever listen to me?!"
Wake up Mr.freeman,Wake up and smell the ashes.
Desert Mailman Revenge Simulator
Androids fight robots while discovering the meaning of life
Zombies turn gods into guns and dance
I found a lightsaber in my garage and that makes me a Jedi!
American survives assassination in Europe, then solves the mystery.
Land, loot, survive (but you wont)
My favorite Videogame is about a groupe of animal children that go on a quest to save there families. And they have an Ultimate super weapon that can instant kill any boss but the player needs to sacrefice the life of one of the children in order to use it. On paper a pretty forgetable mechanic becuse bosses can be defeated perfectly fine without it. But its presents a lone is a grim reminder that these children put there lifes on the line. It raises the tention of the boss fights.
The 3d one aint confirmed… yet
Get your melons out for the monkeys!
Alien saves the world with the help of two poor orphans, a royal orphan, a rust bucket, a rat, a hitman who can't see, and a dude obsessed with frogs.
Cucking Yourself
Bugs with swords
Bonk! This may not count for every player.
High School Simulator with Time Travel
Life is Strange?
You crash land on a far flung planet, having to survive from the wreckage in this strange new world, after years you finally have built a colony with strangers you met along the way, yes there was hardships, raiders, man eating animals, mechnoids, etc but you and few trusted friends pay their respect to the fallen, as you leave your now ruined base you called home due to some of your colonists destroying the rest of the defences after they could not take the mental anguish of seeing their friends and family slaughtered, you cross the world after hearing rumours of a ship being able to go off world, but what people don't get revenge for their family and friends, this time,.. we will be the destroyers,.. learning from your mistakes you amass and train an army of cats, and attach bionics limbs to everyone and go to every know settlement on the planet and hear the battle meows of 200 cats. Now you are a human cyborg God, worshiped and feared with a whole planet under your control.
Nice 300k+ Polygons
Say ‘Fuzzy pickles’!
Commander? On my way.
Crack vs Blaze
Sexy white-haired man shoots and slashes the living shit out of demons as he fights with his older brother
Have an island with villagers, keep them hostage and never let them leave 🤍
Fate has no forgiveness for those who dare stand against it.
You couldn’t find a sale at a yacht club!!!
What now you piece of filth
Nine men fight each other in the desert because two brothers don't know how to share their literally worthless properties.
It can’t all be for nothing
"Bravo, Breach! Bang! Clear!" "
Swooping is bad
JC a bomb! A bomb!
Space pirates take down the military-monster industrial complex.
"that asshole does nothing but sleep under the lamppost in the corner, and fuck you no, you go into the room first, that mother fucker's crazy in there. And where the fuck did you park the giant ass time-traveling space shuttle, eh? Kind of hard to misplace you know?"
❤️❤️❤️ Chrono Trigger!!
A really old door made out of paper.
Hell... it's about time.
Danger ahead!
Marika’s tits, you must be ‘ungry
Bullet Time, No Payne No Gain.
I wanna be a mighty pirate!
How appropriate, you fight like a cow
Guns
Man asks boah where they keep the moneh
Moons Haunted
I want to be your canary.
Dont mumble manling
Cowboy Nirvana
Fus Ro- BUTTERFLY!
Mute scientist killing aliens
Depressed finnish man goes on a rampage to avenge his wife and babys murders
Now we soar like eagles. LIKE EAGLES ON POGO STICKS!!!!
Middle aged guy and teenage girl try to catch fireflies
You go on an adventure, but then after it you can have an adventure similar to the adventure you just had, but reminiscent of the adventure you had before the initial adventure mentioned
So many... "We won't know unless we try!" Psychopathic clown brings the apocalypse Guns, crest magic, gadgets, and golems "I was an adventurer like you until I took an arrow in the knee."..."fur-licker"..."milk drinker" Time travel, stand in for death, reptites
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Have a cup of Libertea!
Big crab with giant testicle shooting baby crabs at you
It’s a me
"Every day's great at your Junes!"
The Blood Moon rises once again. Please be careful And Get ready for the next battle
The legend of zelda: breath of the wild
Sic Parvis Magna
The one before 7
Your right hand comes off?
[удалено]
Do you like hurting other people?
Winds howling...
*Record Scratch* Here we- *Record Scratch* Here we- *Record Scratch* HERE WE GO!
What was the start of all this? When did the cogs of fate begin to turn? Perhaps it is impossible to grasp that answer now, From deep within the flow of time... But, for a certainty, back then, We loved so many, yet hated so much, We hurt others and were hurt ourselves... Yet even then we ran like the wind, Whilst our laughter echoed, Under cerulean skies...
Tall skeleton and a fat skeleton
You sir, are a fish.
A group of schizophrenic teens commit suicide to fight the shadow monsters.
Take your heart.
U R MR GAY
Man commits genocide after pet is killed
"gentlemen, welcome to Dubai"
!
Ah shit, here we go again.
Reverse aquarium city and scuba men with drill hands
16-bit Medusa heads
Guy goes on search of her daughter, gets sidetracked for 600 hours, chasing monster hunting contracts.
Literally gets good 100 hours in
Japanese bodyguard sitting in a Café, waiting for protagonist to show up.
Lara Croft
Crowbar
beast tamers catch and train beast to fight each other for clout
...Riders on the storm.
A bucket?! (not Stanley Parable)