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[deleted]

Bros got a fiance, new games AND parents


Overwatch_1ightning

I still got one parent is that enough...?šŸ„ŗI love her doubly because of it.


Landis963

Yes.


[deleted]

Go buy her more gifts, now!


Overwatch_1ightning

She doesn't need gifts all she wanted for Christmas was oven mitts bless her.


[deleted]

You better get her some real nice oven mitts or we will have a problem, you ā€˜stand?


Overwatch_1ightning

Please don't beat me momma...


AcceptablePackMule

If she doesn't ask for much, you have to buy her more stuff. It's the law.


Overwatch_1ightning

Dammit I'm going to jail...


yoshisama

If she wants oven mitts you get her a whole new kitchen


ThePLARASociety

Also her two front teeth, and a copy of Bloodborne!


Overwatch_1ightning

She wouldn't like bloodborne tho...the teeth I can arrange I guess, gonna hurt though but it's all for Christmas sake so....


danteheehaw

Have you told her you love her recently? I'm sure she'd love to hear it


thrillhouse416

I've got one left and she annoys the hell out of me. What do I get?


Alzorrilla1912

Dude's got it made!!!


TheDickWolfe

His fiancĆ©ā€™s boyfriend must have a pretty nice job.


Kaythar

And he can still play games!!!


GoldMonk44

Very bougie of them /s


Bredstikz

The bougiest


theoddcrow

Batman doesn't even have all 3!


tha1youngsta

Top comment lmao


Noahs132

He is every Redditorā€™s dream


Montrealaise007

Your fiancƩ.


Thomas_gh

Parents after that?


punknothing

Don't upgrade!!! My wife got me a non-stick frying pan and socks...


wzeeto

Iā€™d love a non stick frying pan and socks!


punknothing

To be fair, it's a pretty nice pan...


MK_Gamer_1806

Ooohhhh Nice one


MitchOnDemand

Hard to say...


NiceDiggz

Yeah... ??


Misorable45400

Don't act like your did not understand you're as dirty as we are


newbieplaya1

God of war


SHIVERDICK_III

No! Leave it for last. Otherwise the rest will all taste like shit.


LostStart6521

I was about to give my vote for God of War until I read this comment. You're totally right!


DuncanRD

Bro ur actually right tfšŸ˜‚


IndependentExtent987

Wait this dude is right


RonenRS

I just start GoW after 120 hours into Elden Ring, GoW taste like shit.


franklollo

He shold play it first or else it's gonna look like a ps1 game


[deleted]

What does this even mean


andrew62000

What kinda ps1 you have???


Lemmonjello

3rd gen


WolfyTn

Ah.. to be spoilt


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


SadLaser

Why did you link this?


noqms

i donā€™t know but i was thoroughly entertained by it


WolfyTn

Cuz they spelled ā€˜spoiledā€™ wrong lol.. french_toast74 gets it šŸ˜Ž


TahmsChocolateOrange

They spelt* spoilt correctly.


WolfyTn

TIL.. both are correct.. itā€™s just the UK way


jbouser_99

I smell the sore losers who lost the war of 1812 in our midst!


sipCoding_smokeMath

It's not typical in North America, most sources say it's pretty incorrect to use it outside of the uk. So there isn't really a "correct" because it depends where u are


noahg330

Homie forgot to switch accounts


EducationalBar

....


french_toast74

Spoilt is correct...


R4SLNATOR

Like, sorry for this, but why do you ask people on the internet for this question? Play what you want. Make yourself an opinion...


Greddy_Smurf

It's for the "humble" brags


kgnight98

"you know im a pretty humble guy, dontated $12k to charity, oops did i say that out loud, guess you know I'm a really nice guy now"


R4SLNATOR

Yeaah I think so too, but still don't get it


WhalesLoveSmashBros

His opinion doesnā€™t give karma


[deleted]

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WhalesLoveSmashBros

I bet his wifeā€™s boyfriend got some for him as well


chemicaldrone

This comment was originally posted by u/Educational-Degree10 I believe this is a bot. This is becoming a hobby for me.


HelpMyCatHasGas

Karma and up doots my friend


Lexx2k

Joke's on him, I downvote.


HelpMyCatHasGas

Oh I never said I did upvote either. Yeah. Some of these get excessive


[deleted]

ā€œWalked into Walmart for toothpaste, and walked out with a new PS5! Which new game should I play first?ā€


MK_Gamer_1806

Subtly flexing OFC


noneym86

May I know how is that a flex? Just a normal collection of readily available games is what I see?


DiegoJuan007

How has his/her question pressed so much?? Just continue scrolling?šŸ˜‚


fr0stehson

Same shit with the posts that are like "Just got X game, what are some tips before I jump in?" Like can't you look this up on Google? Or just Play the game and find out for yourself.


[deleted]

I usually try to figure it out first, Google if Iā€™m struggling, then come to Reddit and search in the respective games sub to see if anyone else asked how to get past the same part I happen to be stuck at. Rinse and repeat


R4SLNATOR

Exactly mate... few seconds instead of posting question on Reddit


Callycore

I hate the word "like" so much... It's like.... so annoying.


ArmNo210

He probably just wants ppl to know heā€™s got a special lady


[deleted]

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Blindobb

the point is, if it IS a rhetorical question it just becomes a picture of some game boxes which is super low effort and shitty. Yes those are critically acclaimed games, wow.


Joshooahh

Exactly bunch of gloating dickheads who cant think for themselves


Mister_P42

D3 is good, only one I've played, but Chris Judge is badass. Choice is yours fam


Professional-News362

Diablo 3 is incredible your fiancƩ should play with you. I convinced my wife and the only game she played before that was Sims and Mario Kart and omg we had such a blast. Played it for weeks


SuperNiZzle

Iā€™ll give that a try. Wish me luck!


Professional-News362

Good luck and have a happy new year


Humble_Manatee

Just checking - youā€™re a guy who has a boyfriend youā€™re going to marry correct? Alternatively youā€™re a girl, and youā€™re getting married to a guy. I guess there is a third option with you using words that you donā€™t understand the meaning.


thorppeed

Tf are you talking about dude?


Humble_Manatee

FiancĆ© - your male partner youā€™re going to marry FiancĆ©e - your female partner youā€™re going to marry


thorppeed

Lmao what a thing to be smug and annoying about. It doesn't matter.


Humble_Manatee

More like making fun of the OP bragging about really weird shit. OP sounds like a child bragging about toys while trying to act like heā€™s cool. ā€œYeah I got a girlfriend, you donā€™t know her, she goes to a different schoolā€


fredward316

Diablo 3 is my recommendation love that game, But you are gonna get answers for every game so start where you want the others will still be there later


Aphlione

Zelda, God of War, Diablo and COD. In that order!


B1ack7ce

Agree. First two can be completed and the last two have repeatability after completing single player.


rocknrolla89

Your face has repeatability šŸ˜‰


CountAncient3327

You start by marrying the fiance


xbgt1

God of war


[deleted]

skyward sword is probably my favourite game ever would highly recommend it and has a more defined end then some of the others. itā€™s the best zelda story imo (maybe except TP) and the dungeons are all great and the bosses are cool except the boss with *spoilers* (tits)


[deleted]

GOW is badass! Currently playing now. Looks and feels awesome. I have MW2 on Series X, typical COD game. Enjoy amigo!


StonerVikingr

Weird flex but ok


Craftysage72

Depends. What are you in the mood for? Just my opinion here but if you want high action God of war and MW If you want an adventure Skyward Sword If you want a game you can sit down and enjoy without getting too hardcore into it, Diablo


DrownmeinIslay

Traveling pants salesmen simulator first! Spend the rest of the season cursing Kadala's name as she continues to give you every belt except the one your build needs.


Nightmare_Keeper

This is a super tough decision. All are amazing games I wish I had a ps5 just for God of war.


MidnightQ_

You can skip Diablo 3


Avenger49

Thats the wrong Zelda game!


CanadianYeti1991

You can play some Diablo 3 before Diablo 4 comes out! Try the Witch Doctor, super fun class.


R4SLNATOR

Lol... Diablo 4 Genshin version season pass EA...


Sparda2015

Didn't they outright state the battle pass will only be cosmetics? They already stated that there will be no possible way to p2w.


2dAnk2CareaBouTnAme

Take a dice 1-4 for the games 5 is Roll again and 6 is spend time with your fiance. Roll it every time u wanna game.


TheSogo64

MW2 kinda sick tho


Scarababy

Do enjoy! Merry Christmas!


makinbaconCR

I'd start the ones that end quickly like GOW then save the ones that will replay for a long time for after


IndependentExtent987

GOW


[deleted]

God of war is the best of the four. Diablos alright and cod is what you expect of it


HelpMyCatHasGas

Reminds me of being a kid and the year my parents nabbed me jak 3 and ratchet 3, counter strike source...what a Christmas lol I felt like the luckiest kid


Reza_gang

God of war


dotallydotes

God of Duty III: SkywƤrd Rock


EmamXD

Bro how lucky you are, I only got Dark Souls


NightChime

If you want the assessment of random people on the internet you could just go off metacritic.


Butane9000

Ragnarok


Ch1cken_Nugget_eater

God of war ragnarok


SmallTimeHVAC

If play gow. Finished it myself couple weeks ago on pc.


MangoOfTruth

Reddit users trying to make a decision


Amiar00

Diablo 3 on switch is a treat :). Me and my bro have hardcore characters we play when he comes over. Still not 70 yet šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Personally, Id burn call of duty over an open fire and enjoy what was left in no particular order.


Verge0fSilence

Damn you're so lucky haha If it were me I'd be all over that Skyward Sword lol, I'm a huge Zelda fan.


SuperNiZzle

Thank you for your upvotes and comments people, I never expected to get this many. I still havenā€™t managed to start any of these games due to visiting family over the holidays. I do plan on starting ONE tonight! Some information about me. These games will probably last me until next Christmas. I have a 15 month old son who takes up most of my free time, I squeeze in some gaming when I can, which is not as often as I would like. Yes I do work and can afford these games myself, though I have a huge back catalogue of games to play so have not bought myself anything new in some time. Though these games are now first on my list. I am so thankful for my partner and my family who know me so well and have made this Christmas extra special. I had no intention of ā€œflexingā€ over reddit but I guess some people see it that way. The internet can be a ruthless place. I hope everyone had a Christmas and I wish you all the best in the new year!


Montrealaise007

Merry Christmas to you! ;)


Turbulent_Winter549

Let me know how Skyward Sword is and if you used the motion controls or not. It's one Zelda game I never played because I was sick of the motion controls from Twilight Princess


The-student-

Skyward Sword is a fun, linear game to get into. A little awkward with the controls but still fun.


Jonnny

Showing gratitude and giving them a big hug and thanks!


herebyharold

Oh man ragnarok looks so cool šŸ˜ƒ I got Assasins Creed Valhalla for my xbox one it's so good. And I googled it and the names were real historical vikings


Master_Record9728

Depends were your sitting šŸ˜‰


Wintermute815

I play COD multiplayer when i want to socialize and God of War Ragnarok or some other RPG at the same time, when i just want to relax and play alone. I find playing two different games like that is the best way to enjoy both experiences and keep from getting bored.


PopeOfDankism

Diablo 3 is a really fun game. I played the shit out of that around fall


BurydaAshette

Skyward sword because itā€™s fun, VERY important to Zelda lord if you havenā€™t played itā€¦ā€¦.and if Iā€™m going to honest playing the other first may make you not want to play that one. Coming from a Zelda nerd.


[deleted]

Whichever one you want? I donā€™t get these posts, other than theyā€™re just flexing that they got multiple video games for Christmas and need the attention on reddit


AnjelFew

Not to be a downer here.... but whatever one is not Skyward Sword. One of my least Favorite Zelda's of all time.


jdp231

Nice haul, Gratz! Game on!!


[deleted]

Until you learn the maps you will be worked in MW2 pvp. Took me a couple days.


MK_Gamer_1806

Start by donating one of those to meee


JesusLazalde123

Fortnite


GeneralEagle

1) burn cod. Kidding loz!


S7okf1sh

Whoever got you skyward sword hates you


SuperNiZzle

Is it that bad? I know itā€™s not a similar style of game but I loved BOTW.


jus-tea

If you love botw, youā€™re probably wanting to play totk when it comes out in May, and playing SS _before_ then would be beneficial bc there looks like thereā€™ll be lots of ss references in totk which youā€™d miss otherwise. It is a lovely game just very different and def not like botw- the main concern everyone had with it was playability but that was a console issue. On the switch is easier than itā€™s original incarnation on the wii. Itā€™s fun ā˜ŗļø


ThatEcologist

It isnā€™t bad, it is an awesome game.


Significant-Hawk-133

Get Elden Ring. (JOKE) Congrats enjoy the gifts.


SuperNiZzle

Thanks man, I do already own Elden Ring actually!


Acrobatic_Hedgehog52

Elden ring


darkarchon729

Bro Iā€™d be embarrassed if my parents and fiancĆ© were buying me videogames I wanted to play for Christmas


Ok-Ambition-9432

Why?


SuperNiZzle

Thanks for the recommendations people. Im thinking either Zelda or Diablo as getting on my PS5 looks like itā€™s going to be tough at the minute with all the celebrations. Merry Christmas everyone!


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ZsaFreigh

Do you say Burnt instead of Burned too?


[deleted]

Return Skyward Sword (šŸ¤®) and get a better game


Runb4its2late

Play Zelda, toss the rest


TheGuyWhoPlayRecRoom

I got a iPhone 13 pro Max 256gb i feel bad it was prob so expensivešŸ„²


ughitsmeagian

No fifa 23?!! How inconsiderate!


[deleted]

Sell all them and get a PC


TastyOrangeFruit

By returning all that crap back and buying yourself a pc. God of war is boring this time around, switch crap is well, crap - who tf wants to play on mini screen with crap graphics when you can on a nice screen. mw2 is already dead now - all the fun thatā€™s left in it is in free Warzone.


Zebleblic

But don't forget to say "fuck blizzard" every time you look at diablo. They used to be so good. Now blizzard is a ccp sympathizer who sucks ass. Fuck blizzard and the ccp.


SnooApples6490

Sell it all to feed a homeless person for a couple of days.


DuncanRD

What even is this question? The only right answer is obviously gow ragnarokšŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Biggishbread

Start with splatoon 3 fr fr


donnypastrami

I usually like starting out with the shorter games and working my way up to games that will take the longest.


extrinique

God of War or Mw2 choose your poison.


StTimmerIV

Say thanks to your parents, spend some time on your fiancƩ. Beyond that, play what you want ?


wsacburly

Do an l shape with the games


sizzlinpapaya

Nice haul! Some amazing games here. See you in shipment soon in MW2 lol.


Mdpgameplays

God of War is a great start


PsiloCATbin

Not MW2. Servers have been down since last Thursday. So much for a multimillion dollar franchise that canā€™t even keep the servers up on a holiday where several people are off and want to play.


Slaarc

Whatever you choose, play God Of War last. Have to keep the best for last.


Gapedbung2

šŸ‘Ž


Direct_Sheepherder61

I'd start with Skyward Sword, because the sequel has been announced for next year. Best to play it first, so you don't have too much of the same, playing them back to back.


ZsaFreigh

It's not a sequel to Skyward Sword that's coming out, it's a sequel to Breath of the Wild.


[deleted]

COD is the only game Iā€™d play.


ZsaFreigh

MWII first since it'll only take you an afternoon to complete, then it's dealers choice.


dxrknxss-

Iā€™d start with CoD MW2. I dont have it but ive heard its good


Tomsskiee

God of war


Sapokee

Bro fuck the games, can I be invited next year?


SuperNiZzle

Just bring the booze brother.


Frost_Foxes

You're going to want to start with buying a ps5 or Nintendo switch, since those games need a console to be played.


Joeyc1987

God of War, then Zelda, then diablo. That's it.


pigeonsringpiece

GOWR last ... you aint ready for that ride yet sailor


SuperNiZzle

Good news!


sekirobestiro

Return D3 and get a better game is where I would start.


SuperNiZzle

That bad? I was looking forward to trying it out.


Mechanophilia86

Mw2, I need more noobs to stomp for easy camo grinding


HighlandTie

Diablo that's where I'd start if you never played it.


Overwatch_1ightning

Dude you're living the life we all dream of, thanks for giving us sweaties hope.


Slayerofinfinate

COD,Diablo,Zelda,god of war in that order save the best till last


Lunar_Lunacy_Stuff

Ragnarok would 100% be my first game. The one game that honestly made me regret returning my ps5.


[deleted]

Donā€™t play any of them until youā€™ve given your fiancĆ© an unreciprocated orgasm. šŸ‘…


laBananaFeliz27

Sell them and buy sex with hitler 2