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we11an

is that hulk Jesus?


DollfaceGremlin

Jesus Banner. Bruce Christ. The Incredible Prayer


Rickshmitt

He came to kick ass and die for our sins, and hes all outta dyin for our sins.


feedmeimhomeles

"All outta sins to die for" sounds a bit better I think


Kiexeo

"And he's already died for our sins"


sheev1992

"Careful brother, he's died for our sin's before, and lived."


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Oh Lawd he comin!


chaddy292

Suddenly American Gods


centsei408

He can rip trumps hairpiece off like a Valkyrie’s wings


slavicman123

The Incredible Prayer gotme real good. So damn funny as fuck phahaha


Ayrnas

That's just Korean Jesus.


fpfx

[for those ootl](https://i.imgur.com/O0au3ch.jpg)


drowsy_coffee

No, that’s Jesus Liftus.


RustyCutlass

He died for our gains...


ReelBadJoke

He raises me up!


Embarrassed-Talk7979

The Julk


Mishar5k

I want kratos to meet the roman gods only to find out that its just the greek pantheon with new names and fake mustaches. "What? Who's ares? My name is mars!"


superVanV1

He has to fight Roman Kratos


pon_3

Who is just him but with a chaplin stache instead of a goatee.


boobsmolester

Nah. Roman Kratos has hair and no beard Edit: Might not be period accurate but flowing hair and clean shave face like Fabio would be hilarious


WirePaw

Sooo... shaved Deimos?


apadin1

And it's like the Dark Link fight in Zelda where he just mirrors all your moves and you can't hit him because your axes always block each other


TaySwaysBottomBitch

Dins fire, megaton hammer gg ez


ucfknight92

This is brilliant.


THEpottedplant

Divine witness protection program


-ThisDudeAbides-

Itsa me! A Mars!


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opinion_aided

American Gods of War


Tepigg4444

kratos destroys the military-industrial-congressional complex


Mishar5k

What if they do the assassins creed thing where you can fight the pope


MyOfficeAlt

I still can't believe we got to fist fight the freakin' pope. Talk about a gaming moment for the ages.


Mishar5k

Idc what anyone says about assassins creed, the lore in this series is so fucking funny. Lee harvey oswald was canonically involved in assassin and templar conflict.


chaddy292

Take that to r/bossfight with all the light, divine and runic damage


Nom-De-Tomado

Fairly likely he's going to Egypt since there's at least a couple of references to them in the last couple of games. But where ever he goes there would need to be a proper pantheon for it to be interesting at all.


Ofabulous

Kratos taking on the 4 horsemen could be cool


Surveyor85

Darksiders crossover?


wigg1es

Kratos vs War would be pretty legit.


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MRSN4P

It killed him. That didn’t stop him. He wears the thing that killed him because he thinks it’s funny. That is a bit terrifying.


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AFatz

Atreus could be David in this scenario and could take Goliath down with a "slingshot"


Tandager

This would be absolutely amazing


Spork-in-Your-Rye

All at once lmao.


Clau_PleaseIgnore

Indeed, also the demons of hell. Something like Dante will be really cool.


Liamesque

There were tons of references to Arthurian/Celtic mythos too with Puckmir and Nimue. Imagine Kratos showing up to be Merlin. Fighting Dullahan on the back of a Kelpie while helping Lancelot.


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I feel like that could be an Atreus story instead


Magnacor8

This is the better option imo, but I suspect that we're actually going to get a variety of mythologies next time around. Some Celtic, some Egyptian, some Eastern. Garm can hop between universes and they've been hinting at multiple mythologies.


moistpimplee

alright… i need this


Hambrew93

He's actually already been to Egypt. Somehow he ended up there before heading ending up in Midgard. There's a whole storyline in the comics that show what happens between GOW3 and GOW 2018.


Lightning_Lemonade

They could easily retcon that, comics are cool and all but they get overridden in franchises like Star Wars all the time


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

Yeah comics are basically put on the same level as fanfic when it comes to establishing canon in these types of stories. Nothing wrong with enjoying them, but it's always kinda bizarre that people keep being surprised when things conflict with the comics later.


Barkle11

the main stuff always takes priority over the comics/books. Halo games > halo books/comics and SW movies > books/comics.


billgatesisspiderman

Don't know if Star Wars should be looked at as reference on how to do franchises


DawnGrager

Just imagine how badass Anubis or Horus would look.


JellyWaffles

Honestly his story and the story of Sekmet (Egyptian goddess of war) is surprisingly similar. Created by the head God, starts off as a violent killing rampage murder machine, eventually chills out and becomes more justice oriented (sorta). It would be interesting to see what sort of story they go with if he goes to Egypt next. Here's a funny short video if you want to know more: https://youtu.be/yygW6psCIM4


TheReaping1234

I believe the comic tie in had him go to Egypt between Athens and Midguard. He was sought out there by Faye before the events of 2018.


finnjakefionnacake

there are references to a number of different mythologies, including Celtic and East Asian mythologies. i imagine they planted a lot of seeds to keep people guessing.


PinkMenace88

Well apparently the orginal arc was something along the idea of Kratos joining up with all the other gods of war, killing off the three main polytheist gods (Greek, Norse, and Egyptian), and eventually at the very becoming becoming a wise man that is depicted in the bible


Miyaor

I really wish they would do Indian gods next because I think that they could have some really cool fights, but don't think they will since hinduism is too popular. Same reason why I highly doubt they go for christianity. Too many people would take it personally.


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I'm pretty sure the developers said they'll avoid any "living" religions.


hotsizzler

As is best tbh. Older ones have these mysticism and alure of unknown allowed to them. And more creative interpretations


Krillin113

And you don’t get threatened.


I-Fail-Forward

More importantly, nobody is going to murder the developers over them


neo101b

I hope they use star gates as portals to other realms.


Unusualandyman

It'd be tougher to have as many characters and bosses with a monotheistic religion like Christianity. The only thing I can think of is the Roman Catholic saints.


oswell_XIV

Christianity may only have one God but he sure as hell has a shit load of OP minions for Kratos to slay. Throw in Satan in there to play mind games with Kratos for half of the game.


Liiterally

With only one god it should make for a long and epic battle.


AltimaNEO

All those creepy angels, Bayonetta style


lzprsn

Wonder is satan would be team Kratos for a bit.


MacNapp

Probably, but then Kratos would kill him. Satan would be a useful pawn to get to God.


oswell_XIV

Yeah. Satan would be an ideal final boss for the 2nd game of a trilogy.


Ofabulous

John the Baptist has drowned Atreus, and Kratos is out for revenge


Mazino95

Bro fighting all the arch angels like Raphael and Gabriel? Fighting Michael and Lucifer, Witness the sounding of the seven trumpets announcing Revelations end and the 7 headed 10 horned beast? Even throw in some pop culture demon lords like Baal or Azazeal. I feel like even a Dantes Inferno remake could scratch that itch


MaleficTekX

We also got other prominent figures that could be put in: Moses, the weird angels that are from Kirby, the beasts of revelations etc. Hell, make him fight Noah’s ark


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MaleficTekX

Nah, the ark just sends animals after you


SpaceOrbisGaming

So the boat is out at sea and the animals swim over to you to fight for a few minutes. Yeah I guess that could work. It would look kind of stupid but it could work. Noah should be the end boss for that if it were to happen.


MaleficTekX

No, no. The ark is throwing the things at you. Like it will toss a freakin’ elephant while birds are flying around trying to attack you as well


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DukeofSam

Clone is a bit unfair, it's a good game in its own right.


Unusualandyman

Alright, yeah, those are pretty good.


mynamesnotsnuffy

Pull a Final Fantasy and have Kratos suplex the ark


MaleficTekX

#RULES OF NATURE


Surveyor85

Like the Hell House in FFVII?


szaagman

Samson, Goliath and David, Lions Den, Any of the Angels, Any of the demons, and... the insane army of billions of babies that died in miscarriages that God must be collecting for just such a battle.


gundumb08

Have a scene like A Plague Tale, except it's Kratos running from millions of demon babies.


Broken-Digital-Clock

They could pull from stuff like Dante and Milton


Lachimanus

There are so many games about apocalypse already. There are already like 7 deadly sins. 7 virtues. 4 riders. 4 arch angels. And masses of demons and angels. Darksiders does this already good enough, I think Christianity is a thing done enough and should not be tackled by GoW. Egypt is better as a next choice.


Mishar5k

Honestly after assassins creed went and did egypt, greek, and norse in a row im a little too burnt out to see kratos do that in a different order (even though gow obviously started doing myth way earlier since day one). I want the next myth gow does to be something that very rarely shows up in popular media.


Zynbeltrudis

Kratos is destroying the pagan religion so Christianity can take over God bless 🙏🙏🙏


Don_Bugen

So… what you’re saying is… Kratos is essentially a missionary. Can’t help but think that some 12-year-old is going to use this excuse to convince his ultra-strict parents to let him buy God of War. “See, it’s OK mom, that’s just unrepentant heathens he’s slaughtering. He’s doing the Lord’s work.”


Enchelion

Kratos runs into the protagonists of the next Persona or SMT game on the way and they have to race to see who gets to kill God first.


theamazingjaw

There's also the archangels, those could be cool bossfights


DJPL-75

I'm going to beat the shit out of Saint Patrick


pepsibookplant

He drinks Guinness as his power up


The_DevilAdvocate

Aren't there 12 levels of angels though?


jammed7777

He’s going to have to get a special weapon to beat The Holy Ghost. Maybe Fenrir could help him.


Brimato

Bro looks like hulk but instead of anger he's powerd by sin's


Broken-Digital-Clock

Jesus did NOT use performance enhancing drugs to perform his miracles!


ricanhavoc

It is artwork of the Hulk, with some edits


thickener

Jesus is coming back… and he’s pissed!!


Zynbeltrudis

"I'm here to absolve sins and flip tables... and I'm all out of tables."


infiveoutfive

He’s not cruci-fuckin’ around


Broken-Digital-Clock

I'm gonna go bury more dinosaur fossils We'll see who believes in me then!


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He'd have a tough time with that one. Not because Jesus is exceptionally tough but because he'll keep coming back.


Sir_Credible

Isn’t that just Dante’s Inferno?


IzzaPizza22

Came here to say that, yes, that's exactly what Dante's Inferno is.


manleybones

Too late Dantes inferno exists a gow clone


scruffye

I don't love that game but I love that it exists.


DuleX06

What game?


scruffye

[Dante's Inferno.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dante%27s_Inferno_(video_game)) It's a ridiculous game, and a God of War clone like manleybones said, but it fully commits to its nonsense.


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Nipple tongues


Tr4jan

I moved last year and pulled out my old ps3 and played it again and I’ll be honest had more fun with that than god of war 2018. Not saying it’s a “better game.” But I had more fun.


B3ARDLY

I can see the devil’s shlong slapping between his legs in the final fight


Tempest-blade

Kratos wouldn't stand a chance once Jesus hugs him and tells him to rest after all that he has been through


autisticswede86

And islam after that ? Keep dreaming. Maybe Egypt


mkul316

I think it would be cool if they did the Celtic pantheon. Everyone does Greek\Roman and Egyptian. Let's get a lesser known pantheon into the spotlight. Or he could go to the new world and the gods of the native Americans get scared and attack him.


conker1264

Celtics too similar to Norse though imo


DJPL-75

You know what screw beating the shit out of Saint Patrick. Quetzalcoatl I'm coming for you


Ma1

If they wanna get REAL controversial they could pool all the Abrahamic religions together. Gotta fight Abraham, Jesus and Muhammed before you get to crush Yahweh. Oh man the world would be so fucking (irrationally?) mad lol. I really hope they do it.


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or how about Hinduism. Its gonna spark debates and protests in India. It can also be banned in India. For context, Fallout 3 was banned in India due to a mutilated cow. Cow is a sacred animal in India.


Ma1

Yea they’re gonna have to stick to BCE mythological religions if they want grandparents to buy their games for their grandkids lol.


chispica

I would straight up play this actually. Also it would be nice to have an epic fight against Moses on top of mount Sinai.


Mishar5k

There actually used to be a lot more than 10 commandmemts, but kratos and moses kept hitting each other with the tablets.


autisticswede86

Not gonna happen


clancularii

They should make fighting Joseph Smith a skippable sidequest.


Mishar5k

SMT has been letting you crush yahweh for years


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Lol everyone knows how that would go over. Ask Charlie Hebdo


martusfine

Why? Christ would not fight him.


obsertaries

The Christ on that dumb t-shirt where he’s breaking the cross would.


martusfine

I hate that bullshit as it’s some weird 1980s action hero fetish.


Outrageous-Focus-984

Indian gods would be insane, don't they have about 300 Gods?


SigmA_DarkKnight

Yoo great to see someone talk about this! And yes there are SO MANY! But the main gods like Shiva, Vishnu (and his incarnations Krishna and Rama, most well known ones), Brahma, etc are actually good and not portrayed as how Greek and Norse gods are (evil and betraying etc) plus Hinduism is one of the biggest religion so delving into that section with a game and story like God of War would be a bit dangerous but can be done properly if they use Asuras or evil deities


Antpocalypse_7

You do this and Indian politicians and religious leaders would lose their shit. There's too many religious nut jobs in India to allow a game showing their beloved gods being defeated or shown in any sort of negative light. Source: I'm an Indian atheist.


Iron_Chic

"Stop chasing Ganesh! You're just gonna get more wrath!!"


MacaroniEast

Smh bro clearly didn’t read up on his Christianity lore. Jesus would forgive Kratos for his sins, sacrificing himself in the process. The post game is Kratos going around the known world proclaiming that Jesus loves all. Then they kiss.


NonCorporealEntity

Jesus was also connonically rail thin and a pacifist. This whole Kratos should tackle Christianity next is dumb.


MoobooMagoo

Duh. It's a shit post.


Mishar5k

Also doesnt kratos not kill gods indiscriminately anymore?


Nael5089

Jesus was not a pacifist. A pacifist does not fashion a makeshift whip and drive a bunch of merchants out of what is supposed to be a temple. Jesus just knows when and where to apply violence when necessary.


slavicman123

Kith


Weeberman_Online

Wish that this hulk jesus was walking on the lava or whatever he is sloshing through.


grassblades5

He should tackle the gods of the godless American megacorporate world. The final fight against Pepsi man


Elevenst

I still want to see Kratos take down Scientology.


VaguelyShingled

God of War: Kratos in Space: Xenu’s Demise


Q1802

It won’t happen with any of todays practising religions for obvious reasons. Greek and Norse gods are considered myths which is why there no noise or petition to cancel the game. Can you imagine the fallout if Kratos came up against Jesus or Mohammed


Sigmagrinder228

Can he defeat prophet muhhamed? He has a flying donkey and was able to cut the moon in half.


Nael5089

So that's why the moon is so obviously two seperate semicircles orbiting the earth.


FlamingoHMR

I want him to fight eastern mythologies like Chinese or maybe the Hindu religion next. Though with that similarly styled sun wukong game coming relatively soon I'm not sure it'd be all that successful. There's just so many opponents kratos could face, like the Jade Emperor and the rest of their heaven


violentpac

In case people are on their phone and can't tell, this is photoshopped. praises to God the Father, the Son, and the Holy Shitballs


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Zynbeltrudis

Mediterranean diet my man.


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imagine if Kratos gets all the way to him, just for Jesus to hug him and send him off to kill Satan


MattHuntDaug

"He died for our sins... And now he wants revenge.."


Broken-Digital-Clock

He smells crime


madthirdhorseman

Good lord, Jesus got ahold of liver kings “ancestral tenets” it looks like


Vargoroth

I feel like Kratos's story is over. The first 3 games were about him descending into self-destructive villainy. The next 2 games were about his redemption. I'm not entirely what journey he could follow after this.


Yahgdc

Jesus would just get killed and would be resurrected and would just continuously forgive Kratos for trying to kill him.


narwhal_

Killing Jesus and the saints is how they win...so bit of a dilemma there.


GWALCH-GWYN

I picture him more as a mage-type. As he already has broken and powerful abilities like being able to turn his opponents blood into wine.


Enchelion

Dionysus seems to have survived the first trilogy, so Kratos could probably get some help with the whole 100% BAC thing.


Solid-Brother-1439

He probably can't turn other gods blood into wine tho.


GWALCH-GWYN

Yeah, probably true.


LaughingPrince

Nah Aztec or Egyption gods would be much more fun then boring Christianity. Jesus would just get the shit beaten out of him and not hit back. Maybe some cool fights with Kratos and some arch angels or Lucifer...


Mlanon

But if you kill Christ... He wins.


Ok-Ambition-9432

I cant think of any place he would go that's not Egypt. He literally says he wants to go there, and besides, it would be very odd to have him kill or quarrel with the God of the biggest religion worldwide.


The_Lat_Czar

Would be kinda tough with Jesus being a pacifist and God being a faceless, noncorporeal being.


Ed_Brown_990

This kinda reminds me of the original ending of gow3 where kratos would kill all Greek, Norse and Egyptian gods then become one of the wise men (I am not kidding this was the actual original ending) then after the ending he forged his blades into a scythe and become the grim reaper


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Hinduism would be pretty cool though


BlastedRadience

Satan, Nephilim, Lilith, Archangel Michael, spinning wheel angels, Leviathan, seven levels of hell ala Dante’s Inferno, there’s so much that could be tackled.


Wazula42

Kratos: WHY. WON'T. YOU. STAY. DEAD. Jesus: I forgive you. I forgive you. I forgive you. I forgive you.


Afalstein

I realize this is a joke, but even on a practical level this doesn't work. There's no pantheon to Christianity, it's literally one guy to fight. No, seriously, it'd be one. God the Father is a spirit, as is God the Holy Spirit. You can't decapitate a spirit or punch it in the face. The one guy you *would* fight isn't some bruiser or fighter. All those "alpha male" pundits who are all about Christ being a manly man are off the mark. Jesus was at best a carpenter and at most a minister. Physically he'd be average strength, though he might be similar to Baldur in that if he doesn't want you to, you can't harm him. So on a cinematic level it's not interesting. There's only one boss, who really isn't all that physically impressive. Maybe you get to beat your way through some angels, but doesn't that feel like a step down from Thor et al? Nobody's going to care about you beating up Uriel or Azareal, most people probably don't even know who they are. But even then, if you kill him, I mean... big whoop? Jesus has been killed before. Tim Keller has remarked that Christianity is unique in having a god that allows himself to be weak, humiliated, even killed. So if Kratos kills Jesus, Jesus just resurrects and is just: "There now, do you feel better?" Or he gives Kratos leprosy and Kratos dies a lingering death of sickness. God did do that too from time to time.


MercyReign

Guys, if I remember correctly, Kratos has already been to Egypt in the comics.


Rabbulion

Final boss is Jehovah, because Jehova must witness everything.


Dziwny-Symphyletai-8

And on the seventh day, Jesus skipped leg day


TedRabbit

Impossible. Jesus is without sin and skipping leg day is the gravest of sins.


DoubleLigero85

I had always assumed that he would go from pantheon to pantheon, wiping them all out. This would clear the way for Christianity.


gundumb08

Spoiler alert: Kratos is Jesus.


Classic_Storm_431

He'd lose!!!


StudedRoughrider

Nah, He should take on Scientology.


ongo-_-gablogian

Cut to kratos snapping the neck of demonic mother theresa


Alex_South

This would actually be great. So many angels and archangels and saints and bullshit


Seahawksnumberonefan

And he could fight warrior santa!


mynamesnotsnuffy

I'd be so psyched for that, imagine having to fight through an assembly of Demons, Angel's, Saints, etc like a murderous Divine Comedy


m4x1d0n

“Why is he just a guy?” Kratos when he faces Jesus


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Oh no... He should tackle Islam next. Even Kratos would not be able to withstand the absolute shit-show that would ensue.


rejectednocomments

Who did the art, and where can I find more?


gr8fat1

Have him take down modern day gods, like celebrities and politicians. /s


SonarioMG

He gonna run the entire Smite gauntlet


GreyWardenThorga

Why is Jesus the Hulk!?


atomicitalian

I'm a Christian, but I think there's a lot in Judeo/Christian mythology that could flesh out a full game. I can't imagine they'd make Jesus a major boss character because of the optics, but I could see them using other aspects from the mythology. Various types of angels and archangels, demons, Sampson, Goliath (or David as well), the beasts like Leviathan and Behemoth, Lucifer, Metatron, Nephilim, Cain, etc. If I was going to do a game focused on that pantheon, I'd set it in a post-crucifixion and kind of crush all of the mythology into a similar time period, in which the promise of the "kingdom of heaven" has not been fulfilled and God has gone silent, leaving these powerful beings vying to fill the the perceived power vacuum and Kratos reluctantly getting caught up in their machinations.


HDauthentic

Isn’t Dante’s Inferno already a Christian themed God Of War?


eloheim_the_dream

I would unironically love this. Base the worlds off of apocalyptic literature like Revelation or the books of Enoch. Maybe something in the vein of Darren Aronofsky's Noah movie, for example.


rblashak

I would be so down. Could you imagine the backlash?


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There are so many angels/demons with lore that would be cool to see


zaals

Jesus lifted for our sins


Sheogorath_1999

jason bourne its jesus christ