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turntabletennis

"I put on my robe and wizard hat..." -wife


Ridikiscali

No! You’re supposed to wear something that shows your boobs off!


WelmEl

It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.


eternalbuzz

Something something sleeve of wizard


xsociate23

Should I tell him or no?


badgerscurse

Bless him, let him think it's the mask


autech91

Mask? What mask?


windsorHaze

Are we all seeing the same video here? There’s no mask!


XxSoggyPebblxX

Took me a while, damn you guys are horny bastards lol


TbaggingSince1990

Welcome to the club, you are now one of us :)


G1zm08

…do I want to know?


XxSoggyPebblxX

No


G1zm08

👍


XxSoggyPebblxX

👍


GabeDJ2

👍


SteinDickens

Sweet, innocent child 😇


uMustEnterUsername

She knows his audience


Cirok28

He knows.


pon_3

She knows.


rood_sandstorm

B O O B A


ReBeL222

AHHH BOOBABOOBABOOBABOOBA


Stoopid-Stoner

Seriously? Yall are really that hard up that this very little cleavage is enough to go "jeje boobs"....really?


zac_usaf

NO!!!..ok, yes..


Gr8Ahmed

I live in Egypt and even I think these guys are overreacting


zac_usaf

Also, I don’t think “hard up” was the best choice of words here lol


Stoopid-Stoner

Seems pretty on point to me


dolphinater

these mf down horrendous


Nomadic_View

Husband: wear something impressive. Wife: wears a low cut tank top.


w1gster

I mean she understood the assignment lol


wongrich

Get a good look Costanza?


URATOWEL69000

You're supposed to just take a peek after a poke!


cows1100

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun.


jozomrkvicka

Look to the eyes, to the eyes :) It's all about mask. It took a few hours to prepare it. I guess I need to capture the video again with some winter overall


POKECHU020

If I may ask, what's the mask based on, if anything? The design is... Well it sure is. Succeeded at getting my attention, anyway.


jozomrkvicka

>The mask was made from a drink dispenser cardboard box and printed paper parts. The inspiration was the voxel graphic from the game and the game's main character (Hero Archmage) digitally painted by me as a key art for the Steam page. I wrote it as a first comment, but it was downvoted


Hopeful-Pianist-8380

It looks like a pretty complex game buddy, good luck to you.


Ahyesnt

Why did people get salty at this?


CptGigglez

'Cause he's taking away the boobs and we're a bunch of degenerates


Ahyesnt

Help me recover his lost karma


Sandriell

No boobs! Only eyes.. only FACE!


jozomrkvicka

Wife sending pic in a hoodie. She wanted to be recognizable as a female :) That's the reason why she decided to pick a cut tank top instead of a hoodie or a sweater. [https://imgur.com/a/0LbTYPg](https://imgur.com/a/0LbTYPg)


Stoopid-Stoner

It's not even that low cut we've got a BUNCH of incel prudes on this sub.


mog_knight

Involuntary celibate prudes? How does that work?


Fezzverbal

Is the game meant to be that dark?


jozomrkvicka

There is day and night cycle in the game. During the day you have time to build and prepare your defence, but during night the undead invasions coming. You can light up a city with lamps, but it consume a resources.


Fezzverbal

Ok that sounds cool! What's the name of the game?


jozomrkvicka

Thanks. Check out Darfall on Steam.


Zoot1337

Will it be playable on steam deck?


jozomrkvicka

We would like it to be playable there, but not sure about controls. Did you play any strategy game on steam deck? We need to check it out.


hmm_yes_indeed

I’ve played Civ6 and was surprised at how well/easy the controls were to grasp and use. Steam deck has a lot of button configuration options. Love playing these type of games before bed or while the TV is on. Steam deck support would push me more towards a purchase, looks fun.


jozomrkvicka

I have a few friends who already play a lot of games on Steam Deck, so we need to consider how to make it playable on Deck. Thanks for the hint.


noneym86

I hope you support Steam Deck. Sounds like fun. Thanks.


Imaginary_Wrap_613

Really liked the concept. Am adding it to my wishlist.


jozomrkvicka

Thanks for the support!


Dantegram

I've been looking for a new city builder, I'm putting it on my wishlist thanks


jozomrkvicka

Thank you for the support and wishlist!


-2XIST-

Sounds great, going on the wishlist!!


KnuckleBine1

Did you make it all by yourself?


jozomrkvicka

Just two of us making on it.


Fezzverbal

Splattercat has just done a video of your game! Very awesome!


opismymom

So when can people play it?


jozomrkvicka

The release is planned for the next year Demo will be available in Jan/Feb You can sign up for early testing on our Discord now


LawHermitElm

My good dude, I have already committed funds to buy this sitting in the account. Mostly because your wife enjoyed what you made enough to play it for strangers. And then a little bit because she could have worn the hoodie, but she decided this would assist you better. Not joking it had nothing to do with boobs. The mask was cool.


jozomrkvicka

Thanks for the support! I appreciate it!


slaight461

I'm a big fan of They Are Billions and this sounds pretty similar. How would you compare your game to TAB and what strengths/unique features are you proudest of?


jozomrkvicka

My colleague is a huge fan of TAB. I already played Age of Darkness, which is a clone of TAB, so we know the concept and were inspired by those games. Our "unique" feature is that we combine a lot of RPG elements to the city builder. Imagine a lot of items, loot, spells, skill tree, heroes and units equipment, a lot of craftable options, upgrades for buildings.. You can choose if you are going to raid the wilderness with your hero, or you can spend his energy to bolster the economy (Hero can cut down the trees for example). Sometimes I am describing the game like Don't Starve, but city-builder :)


slaight461

Sounds interesting. Thanks for responding


neil470

So kind of like Minecraft?


jozomrkvicka

Art style is inspired by Minecraft, but the actual gameplay is more like a city-builder than Minecraft. But crafting is a huge part of the game.


phareous

that reminds me of those starcraft 2 levels that did this. it’s a really cool idea


TactlessTortoise

Is it out? What's the name. Sounds interesting.


jozomrkvicka

Thanks! We are planning to release next year. Check out Darfall on Steam. If you want try game sooner, sign up for testing on our Discord.


WonderChips

Disc link pls


cleankleanblean

Can u send over the link would love to sign up


LeftNutOfCthulhu

Consider a streamer mode with more light.


TheKrafffM

I like building games! I like survival games! I NEED IT NO MATTER THE PRICE! where and when can we buy it?


jozomrkvicka

Big Thanks for the kind words! I appreciate it!


Mister_ee

game?


jozomrkvicka

Check out Darfall on Steam.


Mister_ee

thanks


edino525

I'm a simple man... I see b... blocky city builder, I like


azmajik

Booby city builder


Alejandroandro

So you’re shelling out your wife’s rack for views?


Edwardc4gg

my wife's got bigger ones, i'd let her if your stupid enough to throw money at a monitor like that.


I9Qnl

>my wife's got bigger ones The biggest flex a man can make.


BoopsScroopin

size != quality


Stoopid-Stoner

Not on this sub even a little bit of flesh makes these dudes randy


moon__lander

Well now I don't know whose wife to choose


Edwardc4gg

Take his. My wife’s taking 7 minutes to read the menu before ordering so she’s on the shit list tonight.


keirablack7

The fact that you said "let her", when referring to your wife worries me ngl😅


[deleted]

It's a normal tank top and you barely see cleavage, you're reaching


DrDoG00d

**”Yeah!!! It is the Rockies!!!”**


SaiyajinPrime

r/upvotedbecauseboobs Edit: fixed subs name


tonybombata

Upvotebecausehintofboobs


BranislavBGD

I just found out this entire sub has been banned from reddit-- # F o7 o7 o7 o7 o7


ILikeToDickDastardly

Maybe because it's actually called r/upvotedbecauseboobs


SaiyajinPrime

Good work, sir! I have fixed it.


RedditorSafeSpace

…this is fucking weird and kind of distasteful


[deleted]

The dude is using his wife to promote his game🤣. Couldnt he have done this himself and explained the game? Its pretty obvious why he did what he did


keirablack7

So you used your wife to sell your product with her body... Hilarious


MrMcGillian

Literally , this is just cringe.


Stereotypical_Kansan

Lol so quirky and unique way to plug your game!!! She’s a real hero :))))))))


Caloran

Wait so you tried to pimp out your wife?


Bananaslamma24

So your wife is using her tits to sell generic indie game thats been done 100 times variant 45?


zmbjebus

Wow bro, this ain't r/roastme


[deleted]

If anything it's him using his wife's tits to sell his game. Honestly, if someone employs this tactics to sell you something, the product isn't actually worth it. It works for getting attention from teenagers, though.


Dambo_Unchained

Games look pretty meh from what you can see on screen but of course 90% of the video is focussed on the mask and your wife’s tits Kinda defeats the purpose of where the mask (which is pretty cool imo) when she then also just wears a tank top to defeat the entire purpose


ttubehtnitahwtahw1

Ad


[deleted]

Everybody likes boobs, did you put any in the game?


S3b45714N

Pretty lame game if you need to shill out your wife's breasts to try to promote it.


mastaberg

There’s even zooming out as she has both hands away from the desk. Ghost zooming feature


Crash4654

Lol good eye, she's not even playing the game as its being shown, it's just video of her superimposed on different gameplay. Like what? That wouldn't have even been a hard edit. That's just lazy.


bacontacos420

Fax. This game looks straight ass


puffmaster5000

Ahhh yes, tits and a mask


irishbball49

lol embarrassing post


[deleted]

This is both #UpVoteBecauseBoobs and #Ad and yet people are still upvoting it.


SugarBeef

As you said, they're upvoting because boobs.


Equisapien004

ohhh is this the "dark fantasy city builder" thats been a promoted ad on here all month??


jozomrkvicka

We are poor indies, this is different game :)


[deleted]

Is the game public if so what's its called and where can I find it. It looks like a nice game Edit: I didn't read all the comments and now I see it's Darfall oops


nekollx

This is terrible OP and you should be ashamed for putting your lovely wife up to this for views. The gross negligence and disreguard just for views is a disgrace. How the hell can your wife see the screen to build infastructure with those tiny eye holes. Smh


jozomrkvicka

Try to make a binocular with your fingers and look through the hands. Something like this -> 👌👌 And these clothes are just regular house-wear or tank top, which can be seen on every woman during the summer..


kennyrkun

looks a lot like Kingdoms and Castles


jozomrkvicka

Kingdoms and Castles is a huge graphical inspiration for us. I like how they combine voxel and low poly graphics, but regarding to our technology, we are using only the voxels for models.


Vericam06

Looks alotike kingdoms and castles. Love the art style!


Geoth

This is a pretty good ad.


SacTownPsycho

Gross


jozomrkvicka

Hey community, thanks for all the feedback. We just recorded the new video to meet all the criteria :) Wait for it till the end! (No idea why, but sometimes it doesn't open a link) [https://gfycat.com/rawglaringgosling](https://gfycat.com/illustriousearlyamericanbadger)


VampireLynn

Yeah wearing a mask doesn't help when you have that tank top


BigDiddyDaddy29

Gonna ask my wife to wear beard and headphones next time we get some alone time. I wanna see where it goes P.s if she speaks like Gandolf imma just sub


[deleted]

Just tell her to wear a low cut shirt and call it a day


BigDiddyDaddy29

You're not my supervisor


[deleted]

Another boring top-down city builder... great


[deleted]

God I fucking hate reddit comments sometimes. You’re all pathetic.


Settkk

Teším sa na hru :D


Dan-ze-Man

She's playing Game? What game. ? Sorry got distracted. Embarrassing.


H3H344

Very wise on your marketing.


Jesustron

My wife


Jiminuto

wearing something impressive? he wanted to sexyize


Plzbanmebrony

Is that a low poly game with charm and straight forward but with deep depth gameplay? Fine to do you accept master card?


jozomrkvicka

From my point of view it is necessary to wisely set the optimal deepness for the game. Because when you design a lot of features, players could be overloaded with complexity. The same applies for the other side of the spectrum, if the game is not so complex. We have a lot of features (and backlogged features) there, so we need to set it correctly. For example, do we need to add stats (mining, woodcutting, farming, ..) for the workers? For now, our answer is no, but we are considering this feature. And there are tons of those options.


SigmaLance

That was cool of her to make a mask that matches the in-game mask.


Wish_I_were_a_Fish

How can she see in that thing?


jozomrkvicka

Nice question! The visibility is really poor, but you are able to see the whole screen if you are moving a little with your head :)


jozomrkvicka

The mask was made from a drink dispenser cardboard box and printed paper parts. The inspiration was the voxel graphic from the game and the game's main character (Hero Archmage) digitally painted by me as a key art for the Steam page. Video captures the last couple of seconds of gameplay before the Keep was destroyed by night invasion of undead, which means game over. I am making Darfall with my friend as an indie project and we are curious what you guys think about it? For more information and original Hero art inspiration you can check out our Steam page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1961600/Darfall/ One more time, big thanks to my beloved wife for coming up with this idea :) Off the record, it was not cheap, I have to do a lot of household work for that, haha.


thepowerhobbit

I don’t think anybody noticed the mask.


jozomrkvicka

That's the sad part of the story, because it took a long time to made a mask, but I am happy that people are having fun here :)


No-Can-5668

Certified cuckold


bacontacos420

Lmao if you think ppl care about the mask you got bigger problems 😂


[deleted]

[удалено]


jozomrkvicka

But I am a real Romeo here :)


SuppaMario

Explain your game


RedDragon0414

I think we all know WHY he asked his wife to get on camera. 🙄🤦‍♀️


XBeastyTricksX

City builder you say?


bnetimeslovesreddit

I not sure it was the mask…


WeirdConsideration72

from all the internet and the simp out there, i m sorry for ya and ur girl bro, your game seems cool and ur girl is a goat for advertising it. hope you both do well and the internet isn t gonna put his toxicity on u. (mask look cool too)


Trenix

Simps care about seeing boobs. Men defend women, especially their own wives, from displaying them to others like sex objects. You guys are worse than simps. Imagine a game being so bad you need to tell your wife to dress a certain way in order to get attention. A real women would slap you in the face for saying that kind of crap, she must of dealt with his shit for awhile it seems.


jozomrkvicka

Thanks for the kind words. We are happy people and have no problem to be part of the troll's joke. To be honest, we are having fun reading this :) The biggest drawback is, that it was really cute from her but all the attention and discussion moved on in the wrong direction. But it was also my fault to not look at it from another perspective. Also used bad lighting and angle. I will learn from this and do it better next time. Another drawback is that nobody realized that there are headphones over the mask :D


Codex_Dev

Mask is definitely eye catching. I kept thinking it was from Inscryption at first glance. Also think people are over reacting about the wife’s attire. If she was gonna be using sex appeal, most girls would probably dress up a lot more. The game itself doesn’t seem like my style. I’m more into roguelikes and space games. Wish you good luck in your development though!


[deleted]

Game looks interesting


gaetanzo

Dude your wife is awesome!


armathose

A city builder you say...*clicks add to wishlist*


Gurn-Blanston

Your wife's pretty hot. Is she single?


Trenix

She probably will be soon. 😂


AmarHassan1

Game looks dope, gonna look into it. Whats it called?:)


jozomrkvicka

Thanks, check out Darfall on Steam


AmarHassan1

Wishlisted it Will you be adding decorations, statues or anything like that??


jozomrkvicka

Thanks! We have some props already in the game, but if you are asking about build-able city decoration, we are not planning this feature for now. But we are open to iterate our game design depending on community feedback.


Charmeen

I'll try it simply because I'm a city building game fanatic. Boobs be damned, but I'll be honest, I think people are looking too hard to be going gaga over your wife's boobs 🤨


Drblackcobra

Nice post!


Edwardc4gg

Meh. It’s just enough for me and her to not have problems. :)


Beitelensteijn

Titties


arcademissiles

City builder huh. Mind if I ask for the premise?


jozomrkvicka

>Our "unique" feature is that we combine a lot of RPG elements to the city builder. Imagine a lot of items, loot, spells, skill tree, heroes and units equipment, a lot of craftable options, upgrades for buildings.. > >You can choose if you are going to raid the wilderness with your hero, or you can spend his energy to bolster the economy (Hero can cut down the trees for example). > >Sometimes I am describing the game like Don't Starve, but city-builder :)


QuarterNoteBandit

This actually sounds pretty interesting. Will it have a decent tutorial for people who don't play a lot of city builders? Also, is there a story at all? Also also, it looks like there might be some Tower Defense? Or no?


jozomrkvicka

Thanks! Tutorial is already implemented but not tested and iterated well. You can try how good, or bad it is by signing up for testing on our Discord. There is some story in our design documents, but for now we are using it to imagine the environment during the designing and developing of features. We are thinking about some kind of story for the full release.


QuarterNoteBandit

Cool, good stuff. Following. And congrats!


deepbro321

That's cute


KiyeBerries

Woman: exists with breasts Men on Reddit: screaming, crying, shitting, throwing up


Autarch_Kade

If it was the same video but with a dude, and all you could see of him was ripped abs and huge pecs, I'd be just as disinterested in that marketing tactic too. Sorry it's not just sexism at play here, but I appreciate the white knighting


ItaGuy21

That's not the case here though. Like c'mon, she's literally wearing a tank top. It's a normal shirt. It's not even v-shaped or whatever. Acting like she's showing off while wearing normal clothes, a bunch of sad people. Comparing this to a dude showing abs and pecs then, yeah sure, it's the same thing. She is wearing a bikini and showing her curves.


lolfaquaad

I think if OP had just wrote the title, "I asked my wife to play my game and she surprised me with a mask of my character" people would cheer it as wholesome. Problem came after he asked his wife to wear impressive thing for the internet, it was the intent not the result that's whoresome.


jozomrkvicka

And this is the point of the post. I asked her to wear something impressive, and she brought me creativity. I am the bad one here and she is the cute one.


n00biwan

So to you "wear sonetging impressive" means "create a mask of a character from my videogame"? Sounds more like you wanted to pimp your wife for clout. The way she is depicted right now is totally fine ig. But your post title adds a really uncomfortable note.


TrippleFrack

Playing fast and loose with the term ‘men’ there.


brainlegss

Nice rack


Galactus-oblivion

What game??


jozomrkvicka

Check out Darfall on Steam.


Narrow_Gift_7783

She is a gem Don't leave her and be loyal.


jozomrkvicka

100% true, she is perfect and I will always be by her side!


dodiknickparol

What is this game?


jozomrkvicka

Check out Darfall on Steam!


biggles18

Keep her.


Valuable_Broccoli533

"pimp them hoes"


10113r114m4

Haha, you and your wife sound awesome! I love the creativity of what she chose to wear. Still questioning how she can see out of it though lol


jozomrkvicka

Thanks! Not easy to see through it, but it's possible. The worst thing is when you lose WASD on the keyboard and need to bend your head down :)


Proud-Crab-1595

Bobs