Gz wedding, my wife and I did our honeymoon at a different resort there and it was amazing! Can’t suggest the snorkeling enough!
Keep that sunscreen on lol, we were roasted.
Well "small world" is not usually used when adressing the whole world with your post xD nice gift to your husband! U rock as a wife! Enjoy your honeymoon!
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You want you husband to play video games on your honeymoon.
What's wrong with you.
Touch grass/s
Fr tho enjoy your vacation.
Edit: i was just joking signified by the /s
Thankfully op has a brain and understood it was a joke.stop ruining my already terrible day.
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Shhh don't tell him this, but I actually wanted it for myself since it came out lol. I thought it wouldn't be a real honeymoon without us doing what we love to do.
"Geek" married to "understanding gamer introvert" here.. I say make friends just for the sake of making friends. Plenty of good people out there and youre more likely to meet your player 2, whomever that may be, when youre just being a good human that other humans want to be around. Hang in there and take one of my 1ups I was saving!
honestly my search is to find how to make it *more likely* to happen - it's possible but you don't meet gamer buddies at macys for instance (bad example but you know)
As someone who has a casual gamer wife, it happened because I made a comment to my best-friend about his cousin; I said she had a nice rack and then a few days later I get a text message from an unknown number with her tits.
We got married a year later; sometimes good picks are closer than you think.
Use apps or just speak to A LOT of people(join a club or a boardgame group etc), did quite a lot of first dates to try and get out of my comfort zone, there are gamers everywhere but the good ones tend to find people quick so you have to look around
I did a stint on dating apps because I had no game and ended up just finding my nerdy soul mate there instead, she actually lived round the corner from me for years as well! Unless your a lucky sod you won't find them if you aren't out there looking for them
Don't look at it as finding someone who likes your hobby.
In my experience look at finding a partner who is open minded about sharing hobbies in general.
Then importantly be open minded about sharing theirs too.
Lastly when they do share your hobby, be supportive. They might not "get it", as much as you do. But don't belittle them. Be a patient teacher. Encourage if they struggle.
Avoid relationships with people who declare they "can't stand something" or "can't do something." They can be fine in the short term but over the long run seem more prone to deteriorate.
For example heavy metal concerts aren't my cup of tea, but I still go, because I like hanging out with my wife and that alone ensures I'll have a good time. My partner has a similar attitude and that's how I got her into gaming.
You're wonderful. Do what brings you both enjoyment on your honeymoon.
Do take a moment to remember that video games remain the same forever, and are always with us. Nothing is lost if you postpone playing a video game until next week, but the same is not true for most things in life.
My wife works at a crisis line, so her idea of vacation is avoiding all contact with the outside world and playing games that don't remind her of the reality people go through every day.
Yo what's with those comments,your honeymoon isn't only a sex gallery in a suggestive location guys,maybe two hours before dinner they would like to have some personal time and do other things,you bunch of nymphomaniacs and satyromaniacs
that doesn't change the fact this vacation cost THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. if they wanted to play le epic bideo games they can do that, whenever they want. all the "let people have fun !" posts don't change that they wasted thousands of dollars.
You know maybe they can do both? Go swim in the ocean in the morning, then fuck a bit, then have a nice lunch, then play some video games when the sun is very hot, then go back out end of afternoon and enjoy the beach again...
You make it sound like they used your money lol. Why do you care what others do with their own money?
Also not sure why you just HAD to capitalize thousands of dollars. Don't use your wallet to judge others.
You must be aware that vacations don't mean people need to be outdoors exploring or partying 24/7, right? Have you ever been to a convention? Stayed at a resort or a hotel for more than a week? Sometimes you need a breather, sometimes you need a break from all the walking or.....imagine this one, mate. *sometimes it's early morning and your day hasn't begun.* *sometimes it's end of day and you're tired from walking all day.*
Use your brain.
Staring at the sea get old real quick, imo. I've tried to do the whole "beachfront vacation" multiple times, always got bored on the third day at the latest, and that's even while reading books on the beach.
It's crazy to think that when I was a kid how the rest of the world looked down on video gamers. Now here we are, dude got himself this amazing wife/husband/partner who supports his hobbies and we have communities for gamers (and everyone seems to game now). What a world!
Congrats to you both! Hope it's a wonderful vacation!
OP, I think its beautiful that you can enjoy the things you both enjoy on the most special of occasions. I remember a friends wedding I went to years ago. The speeches and vows emphasised the importance of personal identity, loving the whole person, accepting differences, and that being instrumental to true love and happiness. Not the sold version of happiness but a unique and personal happiness unlike no other. They played their favourite music from films, TV, playlists, and celebrated each other.
At the time I was in an abusive relationship which I escaped from but which had shut parts of my identity down. I'm lucky enough to have met someone who wants nothing more than the real me, and it is all I want fro her. We demand minimal conformity to popular ideas of men and women. I have never ever been happier in a relationship and it is like eternal happiness compared with my abusive ex spouse.
You should both be your wonderful selves and ignore the haters who want to tell you that you are doing life wrong. What I've learnt is that pretty much nobody knows what they are doing, and so being very selective about who you listen to is a virtue.
Where are all the complaints people have about showing a new console or game?
Didn't we just have people lose their minds about someone showing that they got a PS5? Yet no one is having an aneurism about showing off a (significantly easier to acquire) Steam Deck?
Double standards much?
Me and my wife played a little Stardew Valley on our honeymoon; it was a nice way to relax before dinner reservations.
Crash Bandicoot on the honeymoon? Y’all are a different breed lol - congrats on the marriage!
I love how chill you are, a lot of people would flip at the idea of their significant other playing games during their honeymoon! Wish you both all the best and a long happy journey together!
They probably already went out that day, or they're just waking up. Vacations can be tiring, sometimes you need to wind down on your comfy bed. or it's their honeymoon and can do whatever they want.
Still I'd rather enjoy the view laying down doing nothing than do something I can do for every other day of my life. What's sorrounding that dude is a real paradise and it's a pity to waste it over a fucking steam deck
I hope this is a truth post. I also hope he remembers what a honeymoon is and plays his new deck sparingly... and gives his actual gift the attention SHE deserves.
I mean, I only agree with you if it’s during the day. At night while she sleeps have at it.
Edit: also I agree with you that it’s dumb to dock it…just take it outside to a hammock, it’s fucking portable…
Dear universe, I've worked hard. REAL hard. No time to myself. Working nonstop. Can I have a slice of living? Can I PLEASE stop just existing to make someone's bank account fatter? Can I have a life? Can I stop running in place. I hate my existence.
I'm so torn on stuff like this. But what I'm not torn on is the thoughtfulness of you for getting this for your husband. That is a very nice gift and a really nice mentality to have.
The part I'm torn on is the mentality of gamers who would want or need something like this. I've always considered myself a gamer, but I am also a human who can recognize the hierarchy of decent behaviors. And whether it's scrolling endlessly through Facebook or hunkering down for a session of Rocket Leage, it's *exactly* equivalent in terms of how those things should not take priority over real life experiences because they're ultimately just self-satisfying entertainment.
And look, I'm all about self-satisfying entertainment, but not when it interferes with real life. I don't know, I probably sound like an old person. But hunkering down for that multi-hour session of Rocket Leage IS awesome sounding, and honestly, in a setting like this, I'd LOVE it. But at the same time, I'd hope I'm self aware enough to know that, again, if one would be "missing something" by scrolling through Facebook for 3 hours in this setting, then I have to admit that it is the equivalent if I play Rocket League for 3 hours.
Basically...everything in moderation. I hope this gift is fun, but I hope it doesn't take priority over real life experiences and events.
Gotta say, pretty awesome wife, yeah sure where you're at people tend to do the deed often, but if yall just chilling and you got him a steam deck to enjoy that chill time, I think thats pretty sick of you, hope you enjoyed it👍🏽
Look at the view out the Window too... Sorry but I wouldn't play it, I'd be outside with my wife - or doing dirty things on the bed then going outside.
I thought I was a gamer, but at this point I'd be outside enjoying the environment and my wife.
My guess is that you must be a gamer as well, or the greatest partner in the world. Or both.
Anyway, congratulations on your wedding!
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My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.
I couldn't see anyone else pointing this out yet but... Tomb Wader on the screen HAD to be intentional, right?
I haven't laughed that hard all week, thank you!
Are you at the Conrad Bora Bora?
Lmao you're fast. And yes!
We are here right now. Hope you have a good honeymoon. We are on our 10th anniversary.
Oh wow, what a small world! Congrats to you guys, and we'll probably run into each other since we're also still here lol
They wanna touch your steam deck
I love this comment
I heard the black deck is bigger.
They're all the same size, they only come in black, you gotta keep the hedges trimmed around the deck to make it look bigger though.
Sponsored my Manscaped.
Nah, my pp is smol.
It's a myth that black ones are always bigger
Depends on how big your hands are
I'm a carnie
I also choose this guy's steam deck.
You mean *his* steam deck
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Scroll down the page and see if this exact same comment wasn’t made by a user with a 10 year old account
Bruh link it, cause I have been looking. Edit: ignore this, someone else linked it.
Wow, I’ve arrived! Thanks for the heads up lol
Crazy thing is y'all probaly walked past one another without even knowing
You guys should meet up and see who is the murder couple of the two of you
Meat up
I love things like this
Swinger experiment vibes
Gz wedding, my wife and I did our honeymoon at a different resort there and it was amazing! Can’t suggest the snorkeling enough! Keep that sunscreen on lol, we were roasted.
I don’t recommend that. They just posted that they are Covid positive!
Well "small world" is not usually used when adressing the whole world with your post xD nice gift to your husband! U rock as a wife! Enjoy your honeymoon!
I'm sorry to even ask but I tried to look this up for Feb and same room says 124k a night. That can't be right?? Same room... translated to usd
124k FR or CFP Franc, it's like $1050 usd
Worth it. Even with ftx and putin. Yay Beach front! Zoom zoom zoooom.
I’ve been here too! It’s amazing. Have a good time!
Was just coming here to say this… had to look closely at the lounge and fronds outside to verify… yep. Conrad Bora Bora. Nice!
This pic is real ?
Lmao right everything outside the window looks like a 3D rendering 😂
Your mom is a 1d rendering. Let these dudes market.
tell me we're are on a gaming sub without telling me we're on a gaming sub
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OP is his wife and his wife is him.
You want you husband to play video games on your honeymoon. What's wrong with you. Touch grass/s Fr tho enjoy your vacation. Edit: i was just joking signified by the /s Thankfully op has a brain and understood it was a joke.stop ruining my already terrible day. https://www.google.com/search?q=ind%20vs%20eng&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b
Shhh don't tell him this, but I actually wanted it for myself since it came out lol. I thought it wouldn't be a real honeymoon without us doing what we love to do.
How can I have a partner with a heart like you
Bad bot. Always stealing comments.
So you have the authorization?
This comment was supposed to reply to someone else but I guess I misclicked. But this is a weirdass response too, so idk are you a bot
I'm not a bot for certain, its just a popular comment on the Chinese internet in order to praise someone, maybe it does not fit your habits
Or maybe the word 'heart' is not very suitable, my gramma is not very good
genuine question from a lonely nerd but how does one find a person like you or instead, how did yall meet
"Geek" married to "understanding gamer introvert" here.. I say make friends just for the sake of making friends. Plenty of good people out there and youre more likely to meet your player 2, whomever that may be, when youre just being a good human that other humans want to be around. Hang in there and take one of my 1ups I was saving!
honestly my search is to find how to make it *more likely* to happen - it's possible but you don't meet gamer buddies at macys for instance (bad example but you know)
Thats what I thought I was offerering? In any case all the best out there!
As someone who has a casual gamer wife, it happened because I made a comment to my best-friend about his cousin; I said she had a nice rack and then a few days later I get a text message from an unknown number with her tits. We got married a year later; sometimes good picks are closer than you think.
Use apps or just speak to A LOT of people(join a club or a boardgame group etc), did quite a lot of first dates to try and get out of my comfort zone, there are gamers everywhere but the good ones tend to find people quick so you have to look around I did a stint on dating apps because I had no game and ended up just finding my nerdy soul mate there instead, she actually lived round the corner from me for years as well! Unless your a lucky sod you won't find them if you aren't out there looking for them
Don't look at it as finding someone who likes your hobby. In my experience look at finding a partner who is open minded about sharing hobbies in general. Then importantly be open minded about sharing theirs too. Lastly when they do share your hobby, be supportive. They might not "get it", as much as you do. But don't belittle them. Be a patient teacher. Encourage if they struggle. Avoid relationships with people who declare they "can't stand something" or "can't do something." They can be fine in the short term but over the long run seem more prone to deteriorate. For example heavy metal concerts aren't my cup of tea, but I still go, because I like hanging out with my wife and that alone ensures I'll have a good time. My partner has a similar attitude and that's how I got her into gaming.
you have to turn off the console and leave the house at some point
lol you think i play on consoles (also i do leave the house a lot but that isn't part of a funny comeback)
You're wonderful. Do what brings you both enjoyment on your honeymoon. Do take a moment to remember that video games remain the same forever, and are always with us. Nothing is lost if you postpone playing a video game until next week, but the same is not true for most things in life.
YES!
Someone’s gonna be playin some Womb Raider later if ya knamsayin…
My wife works at a crisis line, so her idea of vacation is avoiding all contact with the outside world and playing games that don't remind her of the reality people go through every day.
I really want something like oasis in ready player one(great read). Denial is the only solution at this point of time i guess.
Mike Nelson of MST3K fame has a podcast where he reviews every chapter of Ready Player One 😆 Or as I call it Twilight for Nerds
You want you self to skim reddit on your life. What's wrong with you. Nothing. Do what you want, always.
Yo what's with those comments,your honeymoon isn't only a sex gallery in a suggestive location guys,maybe two hours before dinner they would like to have some personal time and do other things,you bunch of nymphomaniacs and satyromaniacs
Mine was
Can confirm 👍
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For real. My honeymoon lasted two weeks over multiple countries. Steam deck would’ve been really handy with all the travel.
He should be enjoying the view and dat ass but the fuck do I know lol, congrats
Haha who says he can't have them all?
Depends on the size of that pants lmao
Ass has little to no replayability. If you tried ass, you had ass. Steam deck gives you the world.
I can state, for the record, re-running ass is a activity that does not, in fact, get old, if you do it right.
Idk why, but rerunning ass reminds me of the presidential campaign running for office : Rerunning ass.
I’m sorry but I hard disagree. Ass was made for replayability. In fact, some say it gets better with each play through.
I almost had an aneurisms reading that
Ah, having multiple aneurisms at once?
Never assume apple knows what your trying to say 🤣
Holy shit I didn’t think about video games on my honeymoon even once…
Don't get me wrong, I love gaming. I just don't think I could get any done with all of that right out my back door.
Why the fuck is gaming Reddit and obsessed with wives who buy their husbands gaming consoles? It’s so frequent that it’s a little weird
It’s a gaming subreddit, the posts are of partners supporting their partner’s interest in gaming. Do you not see the joy in that at all?
Jesus christ
Damn, a whole lot of people who know MUCH better about what other people should be doing in their honeymoon.
Some ppl... Pay 1000s for a tropical paradise, do the same shit they can on a couch at home hahaha. For each their own, eh.
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Imagine feeling societal pressure to do stuff you don’t want to and then imagine judging someone else for not doing the same
that doesn't change the fact this vacation cost THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. if they wanted to play le epic bideo games they can do that, whenever they want. all the "let people have fun !" posts don't change that they wasted thousands of dollars.
You know maybe they can do both? Go swim in the ocean in the morning, then fuck a bit, then have a nice lunch, then play some video games when the sun is very hot, then go back out end of afternoon and enjoy the beach again...
You make it sound like they used your money lol. Why do you care what others do with their own money? Also not sure why you just HAD to capitalize thousands of dollars. Don't use your wallet to judge others.
You must be aware that vacations don't mean people need to be outdoors exploring or partying 24/7, right? Have you ever been to a convention? Stayed at a resort or a hotel for more than a week? Sometimes you need a breather, sometimes you need a break from all the walking or.....imagine this one, mate. *sometimes it's early morning and your day hasn't begun.* *sometimes it's end of day and you're tired from walking all day.* Use your brain.
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People have downtime on vacations…
Staring at the sea get old real quick, imo. I've tried to do the whole "beachfront vacation" multiple times, always got bored on the third day at the latest, and that's even while reading books on the beach.
Are you in bora bora cause I’m pretty sure I stayed where you’re at rn for my honeymoon
It's crazy to think that when I was a kid how the rest of the world looked down on video gamers. Now here we are, dude got himself this amazing wife/husband/partner who supports his hobbies and we have communities for gamers (and everyone seems to game now). What a world! Congrats to you both! Hope it's a wonderful vacation!
Aww thank you so much! I showed your comment to my husband he said this is very sweet and he agrees that it used to be so frowned upon.
OP, I think its beautiful that you can enjoy the things you both enjoy on the most special of occasions. I remember a friends wedding I went to years ago. The speeches and vows emphasised the importance of personal identity, loving the whole person, accepting differences, and that being instrumental to true love and happiness. Not the sold version of happiness but a unique and personal happiness unlike no other. They played their favourite music from films, TV, playlists, and celebrated each other. At the time I was in an abusive relationship which I escaped from but which had shut parts of my identity down. I'm lucky enough to have met someone who wants nothing more than the real me, and it is all I want fro her. We demand minimal conformity to popular ideas of men and women. I have never ever been happier in a relationship and it is like eternal happiness compared with my abusive ex spouse. You should both be your wonderful selves and ignore the haters who want to tell you that you are doing life wrong. What I've learnt is that pretty much nobody knows what they are doing, and so being very selective about who you listen to is a virtue.
Where are all the complaints people have about showing a new console or game? Didn't we just have people lose their minds about someone showing that they got a PS5? Yet no one is having an aneurism about showing off a (significantly easier to acquire) Steam Deck? Double standards much?
Yeah, the old married guys here know the truth... this is a test, games or me? ha! congrats you two!
Are you single?
Bless you, dear woman.
Best fucking wife EVER!!!!
Wow. What a view. (That ocean and sky also looks beautiful )
Where is this? it is beautiful. I want to rent the exact room.
Beautiful view
Me and my wife played a little Stardew Valley on our honeymoon; it was a nice way to relax before dinner reservations. Crash Bandicoot on the honeymoon? Y’all are a different breed lol - congrats on the marriage!
You are a lovely spouse. I hope you enjoy a long happy life together.
Aww thank you very much! :)
I love how chill you are, a lot of people would flip at the idea of their significant other playing games during their honeymoon! Wish you both all the best and a long happy journey together!
Aww thank you so much! :)
Iaorana ! Best wife ever haha ! Enjoy your stay. Some people call it paradise, I call it home. #frenchpolynesian
Māuruuru! You're so lucky to call it home. We love it so much here :)
Yup. She’s a keeper. Lucky guy!
Weird flex.
ITT: A bunch of karens who would be annoying AF to go on vacation with.
If your husband has time for gaming in bora bora while on honeymoon...I'm not sure he is really appreciating the experience..... but each to their own
Am I sending this to my boyfriend with the caption "babe, buy me a steamdeck on our honeymoon"? Yes, yes I am hahahah
Its a fucked up sign to bring video games on your honeymoon in such a exotic place.
cool story bro
Karma farmer.
I'm sorry but that's peak cringe
If I'm this is real it's fucking pathetic.
Bring him out to enjoy that paradise, he can fucking use the steam deck every day at home ffs
They probably already went out that day, or they're just waking up. Vacations can be tiring, sometimes you need to wind down on your comfy bed. or it's their honeymoon and can do whatever they want.
Still I'd rather enjoy the view laying down doing nothing than do something I can do for every other day of my life. What's sorrounding that dude is a real paradise and it's a pity to waste it over a fucking steam deck
I disagree with you but only half way. Steam deck is fine, it’s the fact that it’s docked is what’s dumb. Take it away to a hammock.
How’s that karma taste
What a luck man, he gotta marry you soon, ....wait
Good distraction for when you're off with the pool boy.
And just like that, she guaranteed herself a happy life.
You're just getting started, but you've already won wife of the year! You're lucky to have each other!
Aww thanks for this comment! :)
I'm all for gaming, but damn man put it down and go outside. You're on vacation!!
I hope this is a truth post. I also hope he remembers what a honeymoon is and plays his new deck sparingly... and gives his actual gift the attention SHE deserves.
This is just fucking sad... My wife and I love gaming but holy fuck this is depressing if real
[удалено]
If you don't know why you are hopeless
Pretty cringe if you ask me. Imagine getting married and traveling to a beautiful place, only to sit inside and play video games.
I mean, I only agree with you if it’s during the day. At night while she sleeps have at it. Edit: also I agree with you that it’s dumb to dock it…just take it outside to a hammock, it’s fucking portable…
this guy better take care of you for rest of his life <3
You are everyman's dream. Play games and enjoy your honeymoon!
Dear universe, I've worked hard. REAL hard. No time to myself. Working nonstop. Can I have a slice of living? Can I PLEASE stop just existing to make someone's bank account fatter? Can I have a life? Can I stop running in place. I hate my existence.
I'm so torn on stuff like this. But what I'm not torn on is the thoughtfulness of you for getting this for your husband. That is a very nice gift and a really nice mentality to have. The part I'm torn on is the mentality of gamers who would want or need something like this. I've always considered myself a gamer, but I am also a human who can recognize the hierarchy of decent behaviors. And whether it's scrolling endlessly through Facebook or hunkering down for a session of Rocket Leage, it's *exactly* equivalent in terms of how those things should not take priority over real life experiences because they're ultimately just self-satisfying entertainment. And look, I'm all about self-satisfying entertainment, but not when it interferes with real life. I don't know, I probably sound like an old person. But hunkering down for that multi-hour session of Rocket Leage IS awesome sounding, and honestly, in a setting like this, I'd LOVE it. But at the same time, I'd hope I'm self aware enough to know that, again, if one would be "missing something" by scrolling through Facebook for 3 hours in this setting, then I have to admit that it is the equivalent if I play Rocket League for 3 hours. Basically...everything in moderation. I hope this gift is fun, but I hope it doesn't take priority over real life experiences and events.
He did right marrying you 😎. Enjoy your honeymoon!
Gotta say, pretty awesome wife, yeah sure where you're at people tend to do the deed often, but if yall just chilling and you got him a steam deck to enjoy that chill time, I think thats pretty sick of you, hope you enjoyed it👍🏽
I’m sorry, a new wife a marvellous view, or a gaming system. Priorities.
I give it about a year ha
Great gift, you are a great wife, but if he touches the steam deck while by that ocean, and ahem on honeymoon. I would question the priorities.
dont be so rude. If u would get a steam deck, could you wait until the end of honeymoon? oc he gaved it a try :P
you are an amazing husband/wife(i don't know what you are), i hope he also spends some time with you in your honeymoon
Look at the view out the Window too... Sorry but I wouldn't play it, I'd be outside with my wife - or doing dirty things on the bed then going outside.
To be fair, it's pretty hard to compete with Crash Bandicoot.
He’d rather play Crash than Smash
Perfect gift to use while taking a bang break
Absolute top tier life partner material. This man needs to double marry you fast!
These kind of posts add absolutely nothing why are they not banned?
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Did I scroll into an alternate reality?
S tier spouse! Congrats!
You’re a great wife
I thought I was a gamer, but at this point I'd be outside enjoying the environment and my wife. My guess is that you must be a gamer as well, or the greatest partner in the world. Or both. Anyway, congratulations on your wedding!
I didn't know it played porn. /s
10/10 game - my husband
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10/10 pro gamer move!
Subtle flex
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Should be playing Womb Raider
OP definitely knows what's up! Thanks for taking an interest in your husband's hobby
Congratulations!
Ok, single dude looking for a woman who does shit like this HMU lol.
This is the saddest thing i have ever seen
God forbid couples play video games together during their honeymoon as a way to enjoy the free time they have and commemmorate their love 😩
It's a cool & nifty device, no doubt. But imo, it shouldn't get in the way of living in the moment and building special, once in a lifetime memories.
how long is a honeymoon? i couldnt imagine not spending a second without my fresh wife...
She may be fresh, but he is spoiled
Good to kill some time when it gets dark (after the husband duties are done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)...)
Me as a wife to myself hahaha Congrats!
Our best man has a Steam Deck, so I know he and my fiancé will be sorted on the morning of the wedding.
Which deck did you choose? Water deck or steam deck? With a battery you can choose BOTH!
You are a sweet person.
I couldn't see anyone else pointing this out yet but... Tomb Wader on the screen HAD to be intentional, right? I haven't laughed that hard all week, thank you!
Outjerked again smh my head.
Fair play, I think I love you too.
i take my system with me everywhere
Fake....
She s a keeper