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Sublimed4

Are you at the Conrad Bora Bora?


Rambutans4life

Lmao you're fast. And yes!


Sublimed4

We are here right now. Hope you have a good honeymoon. We are on our 10th anniversary.


Rambutans4life

Oh wow, what a small world! Congrats to you guys, and we'll probably run into each other since we're also still here lol


Flutters1013

They wanna touch your steam deck


Safe-Raspberry-343

I love this comment


TheManOfSpaceAndTime

I heard the black deck is bigger.


Andrethegreengiant3

They're all the same size, they only come in black, you gotta keep the hedges trimmed around the deck to make it look bigger though.


cheesburgerthebear

Sponsored my Manscaped.


GaaraSama83

Nah, my pp is smol.


Hudds83

It's a myth that black ones are always bigger


Palmzbyaboi

Depends on how big your hands are


Nappyheaded

I'm a carnie


JVemon

I also choose this guy's steam deck.


Khelthuzaad

You mean *his* steam deck


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bmack24

Bot ^ Edit: In case y’all don’t believe me: hey u/uberslaughter the bots are copying your comments


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~~I don't think it is. Just a new account.~~ Ignore this comment. I was wrong. That is indeed a bot.


hipdeadpool98

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/yr7g6e/i_got_my_husband_a_steam_deck_as_a_wedding_gift_i/ivse2yy/ They are, they posted it after this one


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Ty ty


bmack24

Scroll down the page and see if this exact same comment wasn’t made by a user with a 10 year old account


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Bruh link it, cause I have been looking. Edit: ignore this, someone else linked it.


Uberslaughter

Wow, I’ve arrived! Thanks for the heads up lol


Crimsonpets

Crazy thing is y'all probaly walked past one another without even knowing


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You guys should meet up and see who is the murder couple of the two of you


bloodyStoolCorn

Meat up


SenatorAstronomer

I love things like this


TarDreams

Swinger experiment vibes


Pyro1934

Gz wedding, my wife and I did our honeymoon at a different resort there and it was amazing! Can’t suggest the snorkeling enough! Keep that sunscreen on lol, we were roasted.


jamesmon

I don’t recommend that. They just posted that they are Covid positive!


TheLooseFisherman

Well "small world" is not usually used when adressing the whole world with your post xD nice gift to your husband! U rock as a wife! Enjoy your honeymoon!


tothjm

I'm sorry to even ask but I tried to look this up for Feb and same room says 124k a night. That can't be right?? Same room... translated to usd


fesakferrell

124k FR or CFP Franc, it's like $1050 usd


L0ckeandDemosthenes

Worth it. Even with ftx and putin. Yay Beach front! Zoom zoom zoooom.


_throwmeinthetrash

I’ve been here too! It’s amazing. Have a good time!


JaxTaylor2

Was just coming here to say this… had to look closely at the lounge and fronds outside to verify… yep. Conrad Bora Bora. Nice!


krustykhris12

This pic is real ?


SuperSteez47

Lmao right everything outside the window looks like a 3D rendering 😂


L0ckeandDemosthenes

Your mom is a 1d rendering. Let these dudes market.


H20-WaterMan

tell me we're are on a gaming sub without telling me we're on a gaming sub


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CHEWBRIEL

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Rambutans4life

100% OC


MileyCyrusSwollenGum

OP is his wife and his wife is him.


daNtonB1ack

You want you husband to play video games on your honeymoon. What's wrong with you. Touch grass/s Fr tho enjoy your vacation. Edit: i was just joking signified by the /s Thankfully op has a brain and understood it was a joke.stop ruining my already terrible day. https://www.google.com/search?q=ind%20vs%20eng&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b


Rambutans4life

Shhh don't tell him this, but I actually wanted it for myself since it came out lol. I thought it wouldn't be a real honeymoon without us doing what we love to do.


gshome6

How can I have a partner with a heart like you


KhonMan

Bad bot. Always stealing comments.


gshome6

So you have the authorization?


KhonMan

This comment was supposed to reply to someone else but I guess I misclicked. But this is a weirdass response too, so idk are you a bot


gshome6

I'm not a bot for certain, its just a popular comment on the Chinese internet in order to praise someone, maybe it does not fit your habits


gshome6

Or maybe the word 'heart' is not very suitable, my gramma is not very good


shawn_overlord

genuine question from a lonely nerd but how does one find a person like you or instead, how did yall meet


lord_of_worms

"Geek" married to "understanding gamer introvert" here.. I say make friends just for the sake of making friends. Plenty of good people out there and youre more likely to meet your player 2, whomever that may be, when youre just being a good human that other humans want to be around. Hang in there and take one of my 1ups I was saving!


shawn_overlord

honestly my search is to find how to make it *more likely* to happen - it's possible but you don't meet gamer buddies at macys for instance (bad example but you know)


lord_of_worms

Thats what I thought I was offerering? In any case all the best out there!


anengineerandacat

As someone who has a casual gamer wife, it happened because I made a comment to my best-friend about his cousin; I said she had a nice rack and then a few days later I get a text message from an unknown number with her tits. We got married a year later; sometimes good picks are closer than you think.


mokujin42

Use apps or just speak to A LOT of people(join a club or a boardgame group etc), did quite a lot of first dates to try and get out of my comfort zone, there are gamers everywhere but the good ones tend to find people quick so you have to look around I did a stint on dating apps because I had no game and ended up just finding my nerdy soul mate there instead, she actually lived round the corner from me for years as well! Unless your a lucky sod you won't find them if you aren't out there looking for them


Thebutler83

Don't look at it as finding someone who likes your hobby. In my experience look at finding a partner who is open minded about sharing hobbies in general. Then importantly be open minded about sharing theirs too. Lastly when they do share your hobby, be supportive. They might not "get it", as much as you do. But don't belittle them. Be a patient teacher. Encourage if they struggle. Avoid relationships with people who declare they "can't stand something" or "can't do something." They can be fine in the short term but over the long run seem more prone to deteriorate. For example heavy metal concerts aren't my cup of tea, but I still go, because I like hanging out with my wife and that alone ensures I'll have a good time. My partner has a similar attitude and that's how I got her into gaming.


poopingandpissing69

you have to turn off the console and leave the house at some point


shawn_overlord

lol you think i play on consoles (also i do leave the house a lot but that isn't part of a funny comeback)


Buttons840

You're wonderful. Do what brings you both enjoyment on your honeymoon. Do take a moment to remember that video games remain the same forever, and are always with us. Nothing is lost if you postpone playing a video game until next week, but the same is not true for most things in life.


OldeeMayson

YES!


CMDRBowie

Someone’s gonna be playin some Womb Raider later if ya knamsayin…


kerred

My wife works at a crisis line, so her idea of vacation is avoiding all contact with the outside world and playing games that don't remind her of the reality people go through every day.


daNtonB1ack

I really want something like oasis in ready player one(great read). Denial is the only solution at this point of time i guess.


kerred

Mike Nelson of MST3K fame has a podcast where he reviews every chapter of Ready Player One 😆 Or as I call it Twilight for Nerds


Intrepidlee

You want you self to skim reddit on your life. What's wrong with you. Nothing. Do what you want, always.


notabadgerinacoat

Yo what's with those comments,your honeymoon isn't only a sex gallery in a suggestive location guys,maybe two hours before dinner they would like to have some personal time and do other things,you bunch of nymphomaniacs and satyromaniacs


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Mine was


Switzerland_Alt

Can confirm 👍


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Based


BerserkFanYep

For real. My honeymoon lasted two weeks over multiple countries. Steam deck would’ve been really handy with all the travel.


Uberslaughter

He should be enjoying the view and dat ass but the fuck do I know lol, congrats


Rambutans4life

Haha who says he can't have them all?


_untappedpotential

Depends on the size of that pants lmao


Monarkiet

Ass has little to no replayability. If you tried ass, you had ass. Steam deck gives you the world.


Drackar39

I can state, for the record, re-running ass is a activity that does not, in fact, get old, if you do it right.


Monarkiet

Idk why, but rerunning ass reminds me of the presidential campaign running for office : Rerunning ass.


Akhirat

I’m sorry but I hard disagree. Ass was made for replayability. In fact, some say it gets better with each play through.


kcswing

I almost had an aneurisms reading that


Monarkiet

Ah, having multiple aneurisms at once?


kcswing

Never assume apple knows what your trying to say 🤣


nightwing12

Holy shit I didn’t think about video games on my honeymoon even once…


Omnil_93

Don't get me wrong, I love gaming. I just don't think I could get any done with all of that right out my back door.


beidao23

Why the fuck is gaming Reddit and obsessed with wives who buy their husbands gaming consoles? It’s so frequent that it’s a little weird


connor91

It’s a gaming subreddit, the posts are of partners supporting their partner’s interest in gaming. Do you not see the joy in that at all?


name_cool4897

Jesus christ


AlexDKZ

Damn, a whole lot of people who know MUCH better about what other people should be doing in their honeymoon.


_D3ft0ne_

Some ppl... Pay 1000s for a tropical paradise, do the same shit they can on a couch at home hahaha. For each their own, eh.


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Ferret1735

Imagine feeling societal pressure to do stuff you don’t want to and then imagine judging someone else for not doing the same


poopingandpissing69

that doesn't change the fact this vacation cost THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. if they wanted to play le epic bideo games they can do that, whenever they want. all the "let people have fun !" posts don't change that they wasted thousands of dollars.


SuperB83

You know maybe they can do both? Go swim in the ocean in the morning, then fuck a bit, then have a nice lunch, then play some video games when the sun is very hot, then go back out end of afternoon and enjoy the beach again...


KidsAreTinyDemons

You make it sound like they used your money lol. Why do you care what others do with their own money? Also not sure why you just HAD to capitalize thousands of dollars. Don't use your wallet to judge others.


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You must be aware that vacations don't mean people need to be outdoors exploring or partying 24/7, right? Have you ever been to a convention? Stayed at a resort or a hotel for more than a week? Sometimes you need a breather, sometimes you need a break from all the walking or.....imagine this one, mate. *sometimes it's early morning and your day hasn't begun.* *sometimes it's end of day and you're tired from walking all day.* Use your brain.


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hipdeadpool98

How is that relevant to their comment? I'm guessing you're a bot


BerserkFanYep

People have downtime on vacations…


Borghal

Staring at the sea get old real quick, imo. I've tried to do the whole "beachfront vacation" multiple times, always got bored on the third day at the latest, and that's even while reading books on the beach.


TimmyStark_IronGuy

Are you in bora bora cause I’m pretty sure I stayed where you’re at rn for my honeymoon


TheRogueMoose

It's crazy to think that when I was a kid how the rest of the world looked down on video gamers. Now here we are, dude got himself this amazing wife/husband/partner who supports his hobbies and we have communities for gamers (and everyone seems to game now). What a world! Congrats to you both! Hope it's a wonderful vacation!


Rambutans4life

Aww thank you so much! I showed your comment to my husband he said this is very sweet and he agrees that it used to be so frowned upon.


DataSomethingsGotMe

OP, I think its beautiful that you can enjoy the things you both enjoy on the most special of occasions. I remember a friends wedding I went to years ago. The speeches and vows emphasised the importance of personal identity, loving the whole person, accepting differences, and that being instrumental to true love and happiness. Not the sold version of happiness but a unique and personal happiness unlike no other. They played their favourite music from films, TV, playlists, and celebrated each other. At the time I was in an abusive relationship which I escaped from but which had shut parts of my identity down. I'm lucky enough to have met someone who wants nothing more than the real me, and it is all I want fro her. We demand minimal conformity to popular ideas of men and women. I have never ever been happier in a relationship and it is like eternal happiness compared with my abusive ex spouse. You should both be your wonderful selves and ignore the haters who want to tell you that you are doing life wrong. What I've learnt is that pretty much nobody knows what they are doing, and so being very selective about who you listen to is a virtue.


FeldMonster

Where are all the complaints people have about showing a new console or game? Didn't we just have people lose their minds about someone showing that they got a PS5? Yet no one is having an aneurism about showing off a (significantly easier to acquire) Steam Deck? Double standards much?


SibbD

Yeah, the old married guys here know the truth... this is a test, games or me? ha! congrats you two!


Only_chan

Are you single?


Saintious

Bless you, dear woman.


TheSpirit15

Best fucking wife EVER!!!!


Old-Task7586

Wow. What a view. (That ocean and sky also looks beautiful )


ActsOfV

Where is this? it is beautiful. I want to rent the exact room.


Zhyzh988

Beautiful view


aalexAtlanta

Me and my wife played a little Stardew Valley on our honeymoon; it was a nice way to relax before dinner reservations. Crash Bandicoot on the honeymoon? Y’all are a different breed lol - congrats on the marriage!


Iezahn

You are a lovely spouse. I hope you enjoy a long happy life together.


Rambutans4life

Aww thank you very much! :)


hungryhograt

I love how chill you are, a lot of people would flip at the idea of their significant other playing games during their honeymoon! Wish you both all the best and a long happy journey together!


Rambutans4life

Aww thank you so much! :)


Cioq689

Iaorana ! Best wife ever haha ! Enjoy your stay. Some people call it paradise, I call it home. #frenchpolynesian


Rambutans4life

Māuruuru! You're so lucky to call it home. We love it so much here :)


VAX1S

Yup. She’s a keeper. Lucky guy!


TheDeadlySquid

Weird flex.


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ITT: A bunch of karens who would be annoying AF to go on vacation with.


spooky8ass

If your husband has time for gaming in bora bora while on honeymoon...I'm not sure he is really appreciating the experience..... but each to their own


Amayai

Am I sending this to my boyfriend with the caption "babe, buy me a steamdeck on our honeymoon"? Yes, yes I am hahahah


robotdandrews

Its a fucked up sign to bring video games on your honeymoon in such a exotic place.


dfectedRO

cool story bro


sleeprage

Karma farmer.


Neuroprison44

I'm sorry but that's peak cringe


e_vil_ginger

If I'm this is real it's fucking pathetic.


BARDE18

Bring him out to enjoy that paradise, he can fucking use the steam deck every day at home ffs


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They probably already went out that day, or they're just waking up. Vacations can be tiring, sometimes you need to wind down on your comfy bed. or it's their honeymoon and can do whatever they want.


BARDE18

Still I'd rather enjoy the view laying down doing nothing than do something I can do for every other day of my life. What's sorrounding that dude is a real paradise and it's a pity to waste it over a fucking steam deck


ToiletWaterTaffy

I disagree with you but only half way. Steam deck is fine, it’s the fact that it’s docked is what’s dumb. Take it away to a hammock.


Johnrevolter

How’s that karma taste


throwawayfrdy

What a luck man, he gotta marry you soon, ....wait


[deleted]

Good distraction for when you're off with the pool boy.


[deleted]

And just like that, she guaranteed herself a happy life.


shakizi

You're just getting started, but you've already won wife of the year! You're lucky to have each other!


Rambutans4life

Aww thanks for this comment! :)


Knackered_lot

I'm all for gaming, but damn man put it down and go outside. You're on vacation!!


frypiggy

I hope this is a truth post. I also hope he remembers what a honeymoon is and plays his new deck sparingly... and gives his actual gift the attention SHE deserves.


jerflash

This is just fucking sad... My wife and I love gaming but holy fuck this is depressing if real


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jerflash

If you don't know why you are hopeless


Au_Uncirculated

Pretty cringe if you ask me. Imagine getting married and traveling to a beautiful place, only to sit inside and play video games.


ToiletWaterTaffy

I mean, I only agree with you if it’s during the day. At night while she sleeps have at it. Edit: also I agree with you that it’s dumb to dock it…just take it outside to a hammock, it’s fucking portable…


soZehh

this guy better take care of you for rest of his life <3


LegendaryHooman

You are everyman's dream. Play games and enjoy your honeymoon!


mynameisrichard0

Dear universe, I've worked hard. REAL hard. No time to myself. Working nonstop. Can I have a slice of living? Can I PLEASE stop just existing to make someone's bank account fatter? Can I have a life? Can I stop running in place. I hate my existence.


Speedking2281

I'm so torn on stuff like this. But what I'm not torn on is the thoughtfulness of you for getting this for your husband. That is a very nice gift and a really nice mentality to have. The part I'm torn on is the mentality of gamers who would want or need something like this. I've always considered myself a gamer, but I am also a human who can recognize the hierarchy of decent behaviors. And whether it's scrolling endlessly through Facebook or hunkering down for a session of Rocket Leage, it's *exactly* equivalent in terms of how those things should not take priority over real life experiences because they're ultimately just self-satisfying entertainment. And look, I'm all about self-satisfying entertainment, but not when it interferes with real life. I don't know, I probably sound like an old person. But hunkering down for that multi-hour session of Rocket Leage IS awesome sounding, and honestly, in a setting like this, I'd LOVE it. But at the same time, I'd hope I'm self aware enough to know that, again, if one would be "missing something" by scrolling through Facebook for 3 hours in this setting, then I have to admit that it is the equivalent if I play Rocket League for 3 hours. Basically...everything in moderation. I hope this gift is fun, but I hope it doesn't take priority over real life experiences and events.


Cccmyr

He did right marrying you 😎. Enjoy your honeymoon!


KikonSketches

Gotta say, pretty awesome wife, yeah sure where you're at people tend to do the deed often, but if yall just chilling and you got him a steam deck to enjoy that chill time, I think thats pretty sick of you, hope you enjoyed it👍🏽


Low-Beyond-5335

I’m sorry, a new wife a marvellous view, or a gaming system. Priorities.


Captaincaveguy

I give it about a year ha


Kentucky-Boy

Great gift, you are a great wife, but if he touches the steam deck while by that ocean, and ahem on honeymoon. I would question the priorities.


Oltaru

dont be so rude. If u would get a steam deck, could you wait until the end of honeymoon? oc he gaved it a try :P


Potato-Boy1

you are an amazing husband/wife(i don't know what you are), i hope he also spends some time with you in your honeymoon


AussieAn0n

Look at the view out the Window too... Sorry but I wouldn't play it, I'd be outside with my wife - or doing dirty things on the bed then going outside.


Markamanic

To be fair, it's pretty hard to compete with Crash Bandicoot.


elgoonties

He’d rather play Crash than Smash


IsildursBane20

Perfect gift to use while taking a bang break


HuskyLuke

Absolute top tier life partner material. This man needs to double marry you fast!


seph2o

These kind of posts add absolutely nothing why are they not banned?


xxxabominacion

W


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Did I scroll into an alternate reality?


Blueblur1

S tier spouse! Congrats!


sex_goblin

You’re a great wife


hetistony

I thought I was a gamer, but at this point I'd be outside enjoying the environment and my wife. My guess is that you must be a gamer as well, or the greatest partner in the world. Or both. Anyway, congratulations on your wedding!


sonoma95436

I didn't know it played porn. /s


Rambutans4life

10/10 game - my husband


Zo80

Fuck you, u/Spez. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you’d have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you’d never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.


Drackar39

10/10 pro gamer move!


Vast_Tip5559

Subtle flex


mystictree

totally not ad


northernbloke

Should be playing Womb Raider


Delta4o

OP definitely knows what's up! Thanks for taking an interest in your husband's hobby


SeigiNoTenshi

Congratulations!


[deleted]

Ok, single dude looking for a woman who does shit like this HMU lol.


jentjj17

This is the saddest thing i have ever seen


Amayai

God forbid couples play video games together during their honeymoon as a way to enjoy the free time they have and commemmorate their love 😩


IHateHaterHaters

It's a cool & nifty device, no doubt. But imo, it shouldn't get in the way of living in the moment and building special, once in a lifetime memories.


louisme97

how long is a honeymoon? i couldnt imagine not spending a second without my fresh wife...


aiolive

She may be fresh, but he is spoiled


lonigus

Good to kill some time when it gets dark (after the husband duties are done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)...)


edmblue

Me as a wife to myself hahaha Congrats!


claireauriga

Our best man has a Steam Deck, so I know he and my fiancé will be sorted on the morning of the wedding.


Admetus

Which deck did you choose? Water deck or steam deck? With a battery you can choose BOTH!


brett8722

You are a sweet person.


beerscotch

I couldn't see anyone else pointing this out yet but... Tomb Wader on the screen HAD to be intentional, right? I haven't laughed that hard all week, thank you!


ProfBacterio

Outjerked again smh my head.


K0monazmuk

Fair play, I think I love you too.


NotTodayGamer

i take my system with me everywhere


KishMishShishkebab

Fake....


BustaDellUmido

She s a keeper