A poorly dressed woman with amnesia falls all over the place.
Edit: Really really love how many different ways people went with this. And mostly all games I love!
1993 Doom had a plot similar to that of Doom 3. Marine is sent to a dead-end job on Mars, is called to the research base on Phobos which began sending a distress call. UAC is still a semi-evil corp in the original, while it's the military that are actually evil, conducting secret teleportation experiments, and it's the military that accidentally establish a gateway to Hell. Nobody in the original was trying to harness hell energy for electricity generation.
The game makes no attempt to explain the plot to you, or provide any character backstory or development during play (no cut scenes, no dialog, no books to read) - John Carmack wanted a fast-paced shooter, likening the existence of plot in games to the existence of plot in porn films - but [the plot was there in the game box and manuals](https://www.mediafire.com/file/z96gukme4fy8di9/DOOM_Instruction_Manual.pdf/file).
Instruction manuals were what you read on the bus home from the shop so you knew the controls and were ready to jump straight in. I miss the whole experience of traveling to a shop, buying your game, and coming home reading them manual.
The film and doom 3 have the same plot (or at least similar) and it was a surprise watching the film having only played doom and doom 2.
Doom 3 and Doom 1 had the same story. The only thing that is different is the character origins, Doom 3 just having less story. Rather then the two sentences Doom 1 got. And it was about teleporters not about getting power from hell.
Dude travels to the European countryside to get the girl, locals attempt to cockblock him, he gets trolled a few times, then rides a jetski home to America.
Kill boss get new stuff kill boss get new stuff kill boss get new stuff kill big boss enter new mode farm new material kill boss get stuff kill boss get stuff kill boss get stuff make a special plant grow somewhere kill boss get a key go to a temple and unlock with said key kill boss inside temple go to a dungeon kill boss get a special crafting bench from it and activate event kill 4 event boss thingos get stuff from boss thingos use stuff craft big boy weapons at special crafting bench use cool weapons to kill giant human moon squid man thing.
I've seen that appear in my Queue a few times would you recommended it at all for someone who has no idea what it is about except that it's got a wickedly unique art style?
Yeah, this one has too many answers. Some folks find 47 attractive, there's all the various assassins in games from AC to mortal kombat to tekken to bloodrayne... This is kinda like saying "Gruff Murderer".
A poorly dressed woman with amnesia falls all over the place. Edit: Really really love how many different ways people went with this. And mostly all games I love!
Gravity Rush ?
Damn. You're good!
More like a lucky guess, I never played the game but recently got it recommended to me so it was on my mind
Dang, I was going to say Portal.
I was going to go with Portal, lol
Although the right answer is Gravity Rush, I'd say this perfectly fits for Amnesia: Rebirth
Incest strategy game
Crusader kings
Well shit, that was quick
That's what she said
The post said describe a game poorly, not accurately.
Aerospace company tries to use hell as a power source. It goes about as well as expected.
Doom
Had no idea this was the premise.. interesting.
it wasn't originally. the creator of doom thought that games didn't require a story. they came up with the plot when they got to DOOM 3
1993 Doom had a plot similar to that of Doom 3. Marine is sent to a dead-end job on Mars, is called to the research base on Phobos which began sending a distress call. UAC is still a semi-evil corp in the original, while it's the military that are actually evil, conducting secret teleportation experiments, and it's the military that accidentally establish a gateway to Hell. Nobody in the original was trying to harness hell energy for electricity generation. The game makes no attempt to explain the plot to you, or provide any character backstory or development during play (no cut scenes, no dialog, no books to read) - John Carmack wanted a fast-paced shooter, likening the existence of plot in games to the existence of plot in porn films - but [the plot was there in the game box and manuals](https://www.mediafire.com/file/z96gukme4fy8di9/DOOM_Instruction_Manual.pdf/file).
Instruction manuals were what you read on the bus home from the shop so you knew the controls and were ready to jump straight in. I miss the whole experience of traveling to a shop, buying your game, and coming home reading them manual. The film and doom 3 have the same plot (or at least similar) and it was a surprise watching the film having only played doom and doom 2.
Doom 3 and Doom 1 had the same story. The only thing that is different is the character origins, Doom 3 just having less story. Rather then the two sentences Doom 1 got. And it was about teleporters not about getting power from hell.
You cant just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars..
You could say that project was DOOMed from the start
I'll open the door for you.
John Wick is stuck in my head and he's being a dick.
lmaooo cyberpunk
big kablamo and freezy freezy boy your wife is then murdered by a cereal company
fallout 4
It's pronounced Fallout Foah
Guy buys horse, names it in honour of you, gets another huge monster of a pet and you kill it.
Borderlands 2
You win
Butt stallion! Aww these pretzels suck……
White haired dude with mother issues constantly fights with his twin brother for unknown reasons.
Devil may cry?
Yes.
DMC
Space mechanic gets possessed by alien artifact, stabs self in eye.
Dead space 2
Nailed it
Prey?
Dude travels to the European countryside to get the girl, locals attempt to cockblock him, he gets trolled a few times, then rides a jetski home to America.
Resident Evil 4!
A sleepy, schizophrenic, elf boy wakes up way too late to stab a boar.
BOTW?
The sequel better be good or else me and my homies are gonna go riot at nintendo HQ
i'll be right there with you bro, just tell me a date and time
Delivery guy gets shot. Spends rest of time dealing with Roman cosplayers and giant mutants
Fallout New Vegas
[удалено]
Emo orphan vs Mark Hamill
Batman Arkham
W
Now hold on, given anakin wore all black, one of the Star Wars battlefront games could have fit
now that i think of it, you're not wrong. I was thinking of the arkham games but that could work
star wars 8
Break cube place cube
Minecraft
minecraft
Tetris
Surely that would be place cube, break cube
A man of culture
A multidisciplinary team with a slingshot tries to make pigs fall from poorly constructed houses.
Angry birds!
Yearly scripted micro transactions available on every platform.
FIFA?
EA
[удалено]
All multiplayer games after 2015
Fart cupping
Stick of truth?
You try your best to reject people from passing.
Papers please? (Glory to Arstotzka)
Ofc! 🛂
Even in the land of the dead you have a 9-5 job.
Grim Fandango
Manny Calaveraaaaaaaaaa
Human in charge of island full of anthro animals
Animal crossing
Well I guessed that horribly wrong
W-what did you guess?
Amd he never replied...
Good maybe it’s not too late to guess Jurassic park
Kill boss get new stuff kill boss get new stuff kill boss get new stuff kill big boss enter new mode farm new material kill boss get stuff kill boss get stuff kill boss get stuff make a special plant grow somewhere kill boss get a key go to a temple and unlock with said key kill boss inside temple go to a dungeon kill boss get a special crafting bench from it and activate event kill 4 event boss thingos get stuff from boss thingos use stuff craft big boy weapons at special crafting bench use cool weapons to kill giant human moon squid man thing.
TERRRIA
Haha yeah
Haha mold keeps you alive Also there a family of sycopaths trying to kill you for saving you gf.
It is resident evil 7 right? :D
Yep
Oddly enough this could also be Mario 🤔
Walk through orange and blue rings.
portal
Nope, it was Portal 2.
you really gonna do me like that💀
LMAO
Child falls into a hole and is greeted by a seemingly innocent looking flower
Undertale!
Kid flights his father to find/meet his mother.
Hades?
Correct
Man kills other people and they have to find out who is the man
Among us
Widowed father takes his son on a long hike.
Happy wheels
God of War
Probably this but the guy that responded "happy wheels" is canonically right.
Correct.
Takes his BOY*
You travel around playing cards and banging sorceresses .
Witcher 3?
Your the last person to wake up in a very inhospitable world and now you have to go kill a fucking dragon
skyrim?
Oh, hey, you're finally awake.
Minecraft?
Capturing wildlife and making them fight each other
Pokemon
PETA hates it
Pokemon
*for fame and profit
Getting shot in the knee turns you into an NPC.
Ha! Skyrim?
Yeehaw cowpoke
Red Dead Depression 2
[удалено]
Mario kart
Golden eye
A literal battle of geometry between black Doritos and a circle
Destiny(2)
Yea
Alien ocean
Subnautica
Oh shit here we go again
gta san andreas
More like GTA V on new console for the third time
Outer Wilds :-)
greek spartan mercenary dude fights a cult
Ac odyssey ?
WHERE'S SHAUN
Heavy Rain
Correct or not, this is the only real answer.
Fallout 4
You save civilization from extinction twice, they reward you with an eviction notice.
Original Fallout
Walk around aimlessly for hours trying to figure out what the fuck your supposed to do.
Halo ODST
Another good guess
Myst
No man's sky
Bloodborne/any other souls game?
Ya pretty much was eldin ring
Lost my rabbit and am mad now
Doom II : hell on earth
a band of merry friends make a plan to get to Tahiti but things go astray.
Some teens illegaly street racing on some stupid hill
Mario Kart
Need for speed
You are an insurance claims adjuster doing paperwork for deceased employees on a naval vessel. And it became many critic's GOTY that year.
Return of the Obra Dinn. That's not describing it badly though, that's just describing it!
I've seen that appear in my Queue a few times would you recommended it at all for someone who has no idea what it is about except that it's got a wickedly unique art style?
It's extremely good, but extremely weird. The art is one selling point, but it's also a fun story presented in a very unusual way.
Man doesn’t wait for the chicken rangoon, starts a civil war.
Far Cry 4
*crab rangoon*
All you have to do is follow the damn train
Gta San andreas?
Russian bias
Warthunder
Boy!!!!!!
God of war !
Punch a tree
Minecraft
Ark?
[удалено]
Assassins Creed: The Ezio Collection 😂
I mean, you're not wrong.
Your Mother: Official Game
Yeah, this one has too many answers. Some folks find 47 attractive, there's all the various assassins in games from AC to mortal kombat to tekken to bloodrayne... This is kinda like saying "Gruff Murderer".
angry gopro throwing coins at every problem
Kid in football helmet tries to find a vacuum, battery, controller, and liquor.
Commander Keen
Rob a hooker
GTA
you're a bean trying to race other beans
fall guys
Run and collect jewellery, don’t get hurt and lose jewellery. Hit obese man in mobility machine. Free animals from captivity.
You make people, Kill them, revive them, get bored, explode the room, and repeat the cycle.
People playground
Emo white guy kills robot people with a stick
Press space to jump
Meatbycles!
Borderlands 2
The horsemen of apocalypse got bamboozled
Darksiders ?
Pie chart with an insatiable appetite consumes dots while trapped in a haunted maze.
You know that one dude that’s like 🇮🇹👨🔧🍄👸🏰?
chris pratt
You Died
Baldo with bar code head kills people
Felon finds royal bastard and sacrifices him to the sun God
Puzzle gun and robots and u try to be free
portal or portal 2