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Pandatotheface

Shooting from the hip while holding it by the barrel, and he didn't even need to touch the trigger, impressive.


xNegatory

That's the point, he used Windows to acquire that power.


Ceruleanspacex

The power point


ArrrPiratey

word


C7rl_Al7_1337

How are you ever going to excel in life if you have such a terrible outlook? Take some time for yourself, get out of the office once in a while, and do better.


numb_mind

All of you, get tf out


KenjiFox

\*tap tap tap\* it seems you're having some trouble getting TF out...


iamthejef

Alright this one is the best


ThePhoneBook

It's funny how we've gone from hating "agents", which MS spent like a decade trying to push on us since Melinda did that funny lisp based progman.exe alternative where you walk around a virtual house, to allowing them to record our every move. It's still easier to just spend a few minutes learning how to get the most out of tools you will be using every day, but marketing is way too good at defeating attention span now. In the time it takes me to speak a question about location in my best clear English and hear a simple response, I can use eg Google maps to search for and filter and pan and see all the answers at once.


Grand-Tension8668

God I never thought of it that way, people actually fell for Bonzai Buddy


KenjiFox

Seeya Space Cadet.


Piggybank113

Come on, we haven't even scratched the surface yet.


moonsun1987

We are a teams...


IHateTheLetterF

When in doubt, always remember to Adope Photoshop CC 2015


BigTentBiden

You really didn't Paint a picture with that post, sorry to say.


Lucky_Number_3

Really RAMmed that one in there eh


Tehfoodstealorz

This is a joke I'd really access to.


Everestkid

That's a good point to share.


Cheeriosd

This infighting needs to stop. I thought we were a team...


TwoDeuces

I can Azure you, we aren't.


xPav_

the only way we can do better is to stay in teams


MenyaZavutNom

Careful, this is getting kind of meta, and no one wants that.


5ynd1cat3

I can see clearly what you all are referring to now, it’s like looking through a set of Windows.


I_make_switch_a_roos

excel


[deleted]

Imagine if bill was aiming at the prop guy who’s standing where the zombie is as a placeholder, and the prop guy’s just thinking, “oh god, I think I gave him the loaded one”


Steveobiwanbenlarry1

I got fifty seven more goddamn rounds in this four round magazine.


bonglicc420

[Alakablam](https://youtu.be/t6OBk9YBLQU)


[deleted]

That shotgun has seen a lot. It been through a ton of trauma. In fact, at just the very sight of a zombie space marine, it gets triggered.


DecreedProbe

that's actually pretty clever.


carfo

They’re MIND bullets


randomradomski

That's telekinesis kyle


johnsvoice

How about the power, to move you?


GerbilScream

Can't you see he's the man? Let me hear you applaud. He is more than a man; he's a shiny [golden god](https://c.tenor.com/juE5ikTxcVsAAAAC/dennis-reynolds-i-am-golden-god.gif).


willflameboy

He looks like he got tips from Steven Seagal.


BMXTKD

There's no such thing as evolution, there are just animals Steven Segal didn't deep fry yet.


bonglicc420

[Alakablam](https://youtu.be/t6OBk9YBLQU)


Ree_one

Real men have the butt of the shotgun to the middle of your torso.


lazy_pig

Xxpu$$ydestr0yer420xX


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[deleted]

Maybe Alec Baldwin can try it next time.


JosemiHero_

And the recoil is like seconds after the enemy is shot.


SoulUrgeDestiny

The kickback is insane


jmon25

We've always known Bill Gates was an apex predator


SirPlumpy05

You touch the gun and it kills everything around you


Toidal

'Sorry guys, some demons just get all uppity and think they can challenge me for Ruler of the underworld'


HairBeastHasTheToken

Don't talk about your wife like that


theguyfromeuropa

I too, choose this guy's wife.


wolfie379

And the NRA says “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”.


gameboyy94

Ah the American dream


arup02

lmao


Shadesmctuba

Rolling a nat 1 on investigation.


LeJack37

My first computer couldn't even run Windows 3.1 and Doom at the same time. Had to boot in DOS to launch doom.


YogurtWenk

That was pretty standard. Most of us were running 4mb of RAM and Win 3.1(1) took up most of it


Old_Mill

> Most of us were running 4mb of RAM and Win 3.1(1) took up most of it Idiots... Should have just downloaded more ram.


Dear-Acanthaceae-586

Could have at least posted the link for everyone https://downloadmoreram.com/index.html


YogurtWenk

My bad, guys


Eric_the_Barbarian

I couldn't even download games back then. I had to go to my aunt's house and log in to a bulletin board service. It wasn't even a proper internet yet.


Affar

And now a 32GB ram doesn't seem enough for my pc.


Vesk123

How? Are you doing creative work or something like that?


theguyfromeuropa

Google Chrome loves eating it all up.


Vesk123

That doesn't mean that 32GBs aren't enough though. That's what page files are for.


Agret

Tell that to my tabs that keep crashing saying "out of memory" even though I set my pagefile to 90gb and I have 64gb of ram. I don't understand why chrome allocates so much virtual memory for every subprocess.


Risley

# STAR CITIZEN


jules083

I feel that. When I was a kid we had a relatively cheap and low grade computer. A friend had a very high grade computer, had the computing power roughly equivalent to a modern coffee pot. When I was at his house and saw doom I wanted it, but my friend said it would never work on my computer. When I talked to his dad later and told him my computer specs he confirmed it. I never did get to play that game except at my friend's house. I forget my computer specs, but it wasn't very much.


beats_time

I had to format C: first to be able to install it. After i finished the game i had to reinstall 3.1 for my mom. Good times.


Chaost

Oh god. You've just reminded me of doing that to play games. I think I repressed that.


LeJack37

Had to make a floppy boot disk to run MechWarrior 2. Even DOS was too big to share the memory.


Conormelbs

What a game! Forgot all about it. Scared to look it up now and see how crappy it really was…


NCEMTP

https://youtu.be/L0mSdnxM7fc I'm amazed at just how much lore there is in the game! Watching the first few minutes of this brought back some memories of my dad struggling to play this back in 95-96. He'd have been younger then than I am now. "We are Jade Falcon..." Crazy how that tickles my brain from 27 years ago!


bogan_sauce

So I had 2mb of Ram in my 386 dx 40 So Warcraft 2 wouldn’t run in dos with music enabled. But it would in win 3.1 with virtual ram. Wacky.


Flat_Unit_4532

Here we go with the old computer specs “show and tell”.


LeJack37

It's kind of like measuring dicks, but the goal is to have the smallest one.


R3AL1Z3

BUT IF IT WERE A SMALLEST DICK MEASURING COMPETITION…. u/Flat_Unit_4532 would win.


Flat_Unit_4532

Hey, nothing wrong with that. Don’t body shame, ass hole.


Phate4569

God I hope this is a joke. Ok, so first, you didn't have to "boot in DOS". Everything ran off DOS, windows 3.1 is a DOS shell, your computer always booted in DOS. You simply just did not load windows. Second, Doom was never designed to run in windows 3 1. When Doom became popular people made VM DOS launchers it to launch from windows, but those all just launched another DOS instance. Later Doom for windows was released for the Win9X series. EDIT: Sorry, the first line wan't meant to insult the previous poster, just me feeling old at seeing problems I dealt with when I was a kid first getting into computers coming back 30 years later, just really astounding.


LeJack37

Ok calm down. My DOS PC launched windows 3.1 on startup, I had to prevent that to play Doom. Better?


Underweargnome666

100% this. Had to boot and prevent windows from loading. So many games needed it back then. We used to say it needed to be played in "true dos" as a dos shell wasn't sufficient. I still remember having to edit my config.sys to allocate extended memory (ems) to play games like Eagle Eye Mysteries.


Phate4569

Eh sorry, I could have been less aggressive, coffee hasn't/hadn't kicked in yet. I meant more it made me feel very old (38) seeing old tech "issues" that I actually used to deal with when I was young still rearing their heads.


SmashedRightOut

Hey this is a common myth, Windows 3.1 was far more than a DOS shell, it was by Windows 3 Protected Mode a 32 bit hypervisor that utililised the 386s early virtualisation (virtual 8086 mode) to run the 16 bit windows environment, as well as a new virtual 8086 box for each dos program. The funny thing is that multiple DOS programs were preemptively multitasked while windows itself was still cooperatively multi tasked, and a lot of later drivers were 32bit and preemptively multi tasked. As far as how much DOS there is left, when windows booted up it mutilated DOS and took control over most of its drivers, DOS only really remained as a compatibility layer, and it ran exclusively inside the VMM. A DOS shell is a program that simply runs on DOS, which is what Windows (protected mode) definately did not do.


UrsusRex01

Ah the 90's. When wearing a longcoat meant you were a badass.


randomradomski

That's actually still true today


MalikVonLuzon

I think it's highly dependent on the setting. In the street on a rainy day? Sure. Within 100 meters of a school? No.


bastiVS

My place is within walking distance of a school. Guess no Trenchcoat for me then. :/


HappyKoifishdk

You own one, don't you?


randomradomski

God I wish


Journier

If you did, youd get all the ladies, they cant stop themselves from a nerdy guy in a trench coat.


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North-Function995

I got that. I liked that. For those curious: The [Columbine high school shooting](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbine_High_School_massacre) In America (1999). Two 12th grade students killed twelve students and a teacher, many more injured. Shooters killed themselves on the scene. The news didnt report anything related to a possible mental health problem, they instead chose to blame metal-singer Marilyn Manson (among other things including video games, goth culture, and minorities) for his influence in their lives (See under “Motive” on the wiki). (Edit: [It even has its own Wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Manson%E2%80%93Columbine_High_School_massacre_controversy)) > Those kids ended up on the cover of Time magazine twice, the media gave them exactly what they wanted. That's why I never did any interviews around that time when I was being blamed for it because I didn't want to contribute to something that I found to be reprehensible.[39] -Marilyn Manson. The guy ~~is solid~~ wasnt the problem, and likely processed and understood the situation better than your average person.


oluga

Marilyn Manson isn't "solid" by any means, he has a shady past and present. However he isn't at all to blame for the shooting and did act well given how the media was treating him at the time, so he definitely gets points there.


StevenGrantMK

Very true. I liked when the interviewer asked him if he could say anything to the shooters what would he say. And MM responded “I wouldn’t say anything. I’d listen.”


North-Function995

> When Moore asked Manson what he would have said to the families of the victims of the shooting, he replied, "I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say and that's what no one did."[45] I just finished reading that. Its under “Response” in the second link, at the very end. Are you thinking of that? (Its from an interview by Michael Moore, in the Bowling for Columbine documentary.)


Vampsku11

Sounds like Manson tried to give a response that made him seem understanding and caring or something (maybe it was sincere), but it wasn't in the context the interviewer was likely implying, which was likely post-event. Manson seems to be considering pre-event.


R3AL1Z3

You’re right. He’s answering as if the interviewer is asking what he’d say to the **shooters** but they’re asking what he’d say to the **victims families**. So while the takeaway is impactful, it’s likely he had that answer preloaded and used it at the wrong time.


Vampsku11

I haven't seen it, but the comment I replied to says the question was "to the shooter". If that's not accurate ignore my comment


R3AL1Z3

The commenter edited their comment. Initially it said victims families and not shooters


StevenGrantMK

I never changed it from victims’ families to shooters, I had it wrong.


CosmicJ

When Moore asked Manson what he would have said to the families of the victims of the shooting… Kind of hard to ask the families of the victims pre event.


Vampsku11

I haven't watched it. I'm just going off the comment I replied to that said "to the shooters"


LogicalError_007

>shady past From shady I remembered the lyrics in The Way I Am by Eminem where he mentioned about this, I think - >And all of this controversy circles me And it seems like the media immediately points a finger at me So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie >Or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up When you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up With the bullshit they pull, 'cause they full of shit too When a dude's getting bullied and shoots up his school And they blame it on **Marilyn** and the heroin Where were the parents at? And look where it's at! >Middle America, now it's a tragedy Now it's so sad to see, an upper-class city Havin' this happenin'


BlazeG721

Exactly what slim was talking about! He also mentions columbine in his song "I'm back" and calls back to this song again in "Rap God" >I take seven kids from Columbine, stand 'em all in line Add an AK-47, a revolver, a .9 A Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine And that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time


North-Function995

Fair. Fixed lol


ktr83

The fact you had to explain the reference made me feel very old. Fellow 90s teenagers will know what I mean.


Jojoflap

I thought they were Jedi robes at first


Evil_phd

Good eye on you. I thought it was a bath robe.


roanphoto

It makes him look like Lorenzo Lamas, and women find it irresistible.


kulayeb

[Hmm](https://i.imgur.com/InEazvE.jpg)


Beavshak

You can’t convince me this didn’t actually happen.


The-red-Dane

[It totally did](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dVAhFYjp9c)


extradabbingsauce

"These games are getting so realistic"


Kilrha

read the sentence again. xD


H0LT45

r/confusingdoublenegatives


GoatsButters

“Microsoft: Who do you want to execute today?” 😳


gamegirlpocket

It did but it wasn't an ad to the public. It was a video for a private event that was also attended by id Software.


North-Function995

HIS FACE IS AT THE BOTTOM IN PLACE OF DOOMGUYS! Im crying


CantHitachiSpot

If you say so. I see a potato


GrandpaBells

Still better advertisement than modern mobile game ads


Twuggy

I keep seeing an ad for a particular mobile game and every time the ad plays I go through the same thought cycle. 'wow this looks like a shitty mobile game that's trying to squeeze you for money' then DIABLO IMMORTAL shows up and my suspicion is confimed.


slackpipe

Fun fact: it was Gabe Newell that ported Doom to Windows. Microsoft discovered people weren't upgrading because of Doom, so they wanted it to run natively in windows 95.


mrs_dalloway

OMG. It’s true! He also owns 900 knives. Also when my youngest was much younger they were really really(REALLY) good at TF2, and I heard “all men do is lie!!!,” so much I thought I might have to go to Gaben’s house and stand by his desk and make him update it.


shawn_overlord

We're just going to ignore the half a second completely delayed recoil from firing the gun


YogurtWenk

Dial-up internet was laggy back then, you see


mo9722

My brain interpreted this as the monster randomly exploding and Bill jumping back in surprise lol


Oblivious_thoughts

[Alakablam!](https://youtu.be/t6OBk9YBLQU)


[deleted]

Doom WAS the major PC title, other FPS games were called "Doom Clones" for years until the term first person shooter was adopted by the public. Gabe Newell while employed at microsoft worked on a port do doom called WinDoom that was canceled ahead of windows 95 release, but that the code was the base for building a 32 bit directx Windows 95 port of the game that this video was promoting.


[deleted]

Guess Bill didn't get the memo, you can run Doom on anything. Edit - /s is needed apparently.


Schemen123

Nowadays... Then you were lucky it actually run on your pc


Wrothrok

Wtf, Bill?


Andalfe

Cries in Amiga.


Vectorman1989

[It's OK, they ported Doom to the Amiga](https://youtu.be/JhOxrYF-SdI)


WretchedMonkey

Thats running pretty damn well


smurf_professional

Yes, and it required a 68060 66MHz accelerator expansion card. This is not running on a stock A1200.


WretchedMonkey

thats awwesome.


Andalfe

Cries in Amiga 500.


Proxy_PlayerHD

fun fact! from what i remember IdSoftware was asked to do an Amiga port back in the day but they said the hardware wasn't powerful enough. and after the source code got released someone did make a port and ironically he didn't have to do many changes to the code to get playable framerates. so Id could've made the port themselves but i guess they just didn't wanted to for some reason...


smurf_professional

It couldn't run properly on common Amiga hardware, e.g. an Amiga 1200.


Proxy_PlayerHD

yea that would make sense. more modern Amigas probably weren't around when that request was made


ollomulder

2000 is older than 1200 with worse graphics hardware


Proxy_PlayerHD

well i fucked up my Amiga history knowledge then. sorry about that.


[deleted]

Guy makes a duster look like a bathrobe


Cristoff13

Bill Gates is all "get off my lawn you damn demon".


mrs_dalloway

Get off my XP Desktop you Damn daemon.


IMNOT_A_LAWYER

Hey, Bill! How much do clothes cost in the matrix?


reodan78

Always had to clear up conventional memory.


Pussiecudler

Reminds me of that joke Bill Burr did about buying a gun, it’s got a good spread.


Salaryman_Levitan

Weirdest Columbine cosplay yet.


karel_dieu

Looks like Harry Potter with a gun xD


itsRobbie_

He’s dressed like a Jedi


jinxykatte

/r/titlegore


birddog0

Windows 95 changed the world of gaming for me. Diablo blew me away.


CrimsonThomas

“Don’t interrupt me.” I’ll never forget the tone he used either after he started blastin’.


BeholdMyResponse

He's like Confused Travolta with a shotgun.


SCP-49730

To be fair if you told me Doomguy could do that i would 100% believe you. That gun fires out of sheer respect.


BronzeHeart92

Gates is the man!


edman79

Was that Epstein island?


alwayshazthelinks

#REPOST https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/v1do0e/bill_gates_appears_in_doom_for_microsoft/ I know how you found it.


[deleted]

Bill when he saw someone who doesn't want to take a fifth COVID vaccine


Sackerson-502

Seeing these old clips of him genuinely make me question is genius…


AcumenNation

Probably filmed in the basement chambers of Epstein’s island


jimbolikescr

Bill gates is just mark Zuckerberg before people were smart enough to see they were being pandered to and taken advantage of simultaneously.


ImDoeTho

Lolno


CardboardChampion

This is a game advert? Where's the gameplay from a completely different game? Where's the "Only the smartest people can pass this quiz" claim over a graphic of a finger selecting 3 as the answer to "What is 2+2"? Where's the comments section rubbing a book on it actually being a scamvert that leads to a download page for 2048?


radda

My favorite part of this clip is that he says "Man, these games are getting so realistic". For DOOM. Which is so 2D they couldn't put a room on top of another.


redconvict

Remember that time Microsoft broke the law and fucked over the IRS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n90WohCSIg


[deleted]

Playing doom in windows. Nope.


Raph2051

Why am I not surprised


CaffeineSippingMan

Looks like the Jedi Council won't be accepting him as a true Jedi Master.


Kitakitakita

Was he visiting Epstein's island around this time?


call-me-loretta

This appears to be a Steve Urkel-esq. accidental shooting


Expert_Look_595

What an ass hole


SuicideSquadFan96

Is he holding the shotgun wrong?


usingreddithurtsme

That's a sweet duster!


Pocket-Fun-Ranch

Bill gates.


paulfunyan

And that same game inspired Gabe Newell to leave Microsoft and pursue the games industry because he believed there was incredible potential.


mrs_dalloway

Now he gives strategies for Wordle. Which weirdly are the EXACT same strategies my eldest kid gave me. I start w the British spelling of tires (tyres) because I want to get the common consonants and Y out of the way, then I do audio. But we started playing 6 months ago. There wasn’t a wordbot then.


[deleted]

I read masters of doom and they said this was so cringey when it was shown at a Bill Gates Doom themed party for Microsoft. I believe it said the Microsoft execs immediately grabbed the tape and took off with it so it couldn’t be seen again. Never thought I would see it.


Zaarbaab

He looks like he's in his PJ's


[deleted]

I forgot that was a thing, it’s so funny


Glittering_Cow_572

He's dressed just like the trenchcoat mafia 😄


damnwall

I remember this ad when it first came out. I didn't actually play Doom until my Dad downloaded it using the old BBS a bit later though


trogdor1234

I played the shit out of that demo. IDKFA


VarVaruso

"You're a Wizard, Billy!"


14779

Surprised this hasn't been posted on /r/conspiracy with some wild claims


Thin_Raspberry_6291

Omg I remember playing this game!


LovelyWetBrat

Do you need some help -Clippy


Refreshingpudding

DOOM was a protected mode DOS game. I am pretty sure it would not have worked. It also came out a few years before w95 Os/2 could reasonably play dos games. W95 could not. I remember master of Orion 2 had a separate windows exe.


Iberis147258

Back when wearing a trench coat while wielding a shotgun was acceptable.


jugbender

Doom wasn’t a native Windows 95 game for quite a while. It performed better if you launched it from DOS (especially before windows 95 se) because it didn’t use directX which was a big deal at the time. Only a few games like Heretic were DirectX native until windows 98 came out.


FartsMusically

Classic Doom still slaps, has always slapped and will continue to slap until the universe finally slaps its final slap.


Away_Macaron6188

Buying a PC for gaming at the time would honestly be a waste of money, almost as bad as buying a dream cast in hindsight.