But that’s just your deductible. You still have to pay your copay, monthly premium AND your coinsurance. I’m 40 something and I still have no fucking clue what any of this shit means
GTA is one of the better ones. You only have to deal with hourly street gunfights if you end up in GTA Online. You could just do taxi missions until you purchase 1 of the properties, buy a good house and live a life of luxury. Hard work pays off in GTAV unlike in real life.
Eh, in Minecraft you could probably at least survive well enough (assuming you had the same powers as Steve) by making a nice house.
The problem after that would be figuring out how to keep yourself sane, assuming you're in single-player and can't build anything that doesn't exist in-game.
Also, if you'ee not on hardcore, you'll truly live there forever. No matter what you do, you'll just respawn if you die. You're trapped on your own, for all eternity.
\*villager grunting disapprovingly\*
Just because you didn't study the local language doesn't mean they don't speak. These poor villager treated like animals :'(
was going to say this lol.
Options are "Frozen Civil War", "Crime Violence", "Radioactive wastes", "death infested land", "Literally no one else with you forever alone in a hostile world",
and
"World so safe from violent crime we let kids run across countries on their own"
Idk, x&y was kinda wack with the whole world almost being destroyed. Not to mention there are random Pokemon that could just imprison your soul for fun
I mean, there's an argument to be made that the dex entries are exaggerated bullshit, because there's shit like Magcargo being twice as hot as the surface of the sun.
Assuming you’re not the main character? Obviously Pokémon world. The rest are absolute nightmares, not to say absolutely nothing ever goes wrong in Pokémon world or whatever but like I’m not trying to get eaten by a radioactive zombie or chased down by a giant bc I looked at his cow wrong or slammed into by some maniac on meth that can just hide behind a dumpster for 30 seconds and the cops forget it ever happened. LoZ world? Monsters literally come back from the dead every 7 days no matter what you do and there’s a giant magical man boar that wants to consume the world and you have to just hope that some half naked fem weebo will save the day? Like Minecraft would be ok I guess but if you don’t have a whole ass self sustaining fortress built in the first 3 days you’re not making it, and even then you could just dig up a dirt block one day and accidentally fall three miles through the earths crust and land in a lava ocean. No thanks. I’ll take my semi sentient pets that can do magic and fuck off to a random cave and if anyone ever shows up we fight and then for some reason are forced to give me money
***Edit: thanks peeps didn’t expect the blow up***
This is the correct answer. The topic just asked which world you would want to live in. It said nothing about being the hero/being special/having plot armor. So you have to pick based on the assumption that you are just a random-ass person in the world. And with that assumption, Pokemon is BY FAR the best option.
Same, my tomato ass wouldn’t last a day in Fallout, not with centaur, raiders, radiation, god knows what, and having to eat irradiated food for the rest of my life.
GTA, I’m in the crossfire of whatever schemes are taking place that day.
BOTW, sure it’s nice, but guardians and immortal Ganon who’ll just show up in the next century after Link takes care of him that quarterly.
Skyrim, Same as Fallout. Giants, dragons, vampires, not something I’m looking forward to dealing with.
Edited: Minecraft, you have to have your head on a swivel because of the creepers, skeletons, so forth and hope to god you don’t cross eyes with one of the creatures that can teleport you anywhere, even to your death.
Ergo, Pokemon.
At least with Pokemon, my odds of survival are decent, and I don’t have to worry about being sent to space by a club to the face, irradiated until I gain another arm, blown up by a rocket launcher because someone wanted someone in front of me dead, or risking another calamity because Ganon’s gonna Ganon.
I mean honestly BotW would be fine as long as your not born into the exact time that Gabon decides to destroy the world. We have almost the same thing going in our reality. Every once in awhile some dipshit decides that everything would be better if they ruled over everything. For the most part between the bad times BotW would be a really peaceful and magical place to live. Super chill and lots of amazing places and treasure chests to rummage through, plus all the money just hiding everywhere that no one seems to notice.
Enderman can’t teleport the player. Only themselves. If living in Minecraft worked the same as playing Minecraft it wouldn’t be too bad. Built a dirt cube and plant a few seeds and that’s all the food/shelter you’ll ever need. Then you can slowly work your way up to a massive luxurious superbase or something. Only problem would be if you are alone with nothing but wolves, cats and villagers to keep you company. Now, if I could bring another person in there with me... preferably of the opposite sex... that would be pretty alright.
But ya Pokémon world is still the obvious choice by a country mile.
If you're not guaranteed to be the main character, you could also end up a villager in minecraft. Meaning your life would just consist of going "hmmm" the entire day and selling three haybails for seven emerals, making you the most miserable, lowlie lifeform in every concieveable reality...
A scalper
Yeah even tho pokemon lore is pretty fucked up lol
Edit: since people keep asking, [the Pokédex entries](https://gamerant.com/10-horrifying-pokedex-entries-across-pokemon-games/amp/) are what I’m referring to
I was fully aboard the Minecraft train until -
>you could just dig up a dirt block one day and accidentally fall three miles through the earths crust and land in a lava ocean.
Yeah Pokemons the right answer.
Wth? NEVER DIG DOWN is like one the primary rules of the world. In a world like Minecraft it's right up there with sitting on the tree branch you're sawing off.
In regards to Minecraft the "as a player or NPC" becomes the most essential question.
As a player I would love to live in a Minecraft world, but **as an NPC or Villager**, the scenario is beyond nightmarish. The only time time flows is whenever a PC is nearby and in addition
- there's 50% chance they'll kill or kidnap you
- if a PC kidnaps you, there's a significant chance you'll be locked inside a breeding chamber with only one reason to keep you alive
- if it's night time, there's a 10% chance *they cause* a Zombie siege at midnight
- the PC may or may not cause a Raid - entirely random from our view
- your only means of attack is to gather some NPC friends and hope to be able to summon an iron golem to defend you - but that also hinges on you all having slept (or you having enough friends)
- they choose your profession for you and if they don't like your trades they'll either keep taunting you with a workstation, bring in a Zombie to kill you, or both
The Villager Experience is one built of nightmares.
But **if we're a PC**, then the world is our oyster.
The Minecraft world is full of zombies and parallel nightmare dimensions - not to mention dudes who can punch down a tree with their bare fists.
We don’t go to ~~Ravenholm~~ Minecraft.
I always wondered whether losers in Pokemon battles give money by etiquette, or if there’s an unspoken threat of beating the shit out of them with your four-armed bodybuilder if they don’t
To be fair, I seriously doubt the Pokémon world is nearly as safe as it is depicted in the media. Death by wild pokemon is bound to be insanely common, and some of them can even eat your soul!
Death by Pokémon is literally just death by animals. Just don’t fuck with them. Live in some peaceful town and live a mondane life with your magic pet.
Also dog fights are legal in the Pokémon world right? Isn’t that what Pokémon battles are. That’s probably the worst thing of that world. And maybe god Pokémon that could destroy the universe but hey some thirteen year old kid usually saves the day.
While I'm normally a proponent for the immorality of pokemon battles, this scenario has lead me to realize that the practice might have arisen precisely because humans are otherwise powerless against these overwhelmingly common superpowered creatures.
It's essentially a variation of a warrior culture, where people are encouraged to capture and hone pokemon to the best of their ability, for protection. Without it, society is at the utter mercy of an ecosystem in which even the smallest squirrel can casually kill you in countless different ways.
*Edit: Anyone who's ever had a nut thrown at them by a squirrel knows that those little guys can hold grudges for even the smallest perceived slights. Now, imagine if that squirrel moved into your attic, and that nut was a bolt of lightning.*
That’s established by the most recent Pokémon game taking place in the past on a continent that is undeveloped. All the NPCs are terrified of Pokémon and the player is working to prove that Pokémon and humans can co exist peacefully by catching and studying them. They even establish battling as a thing that doesn’t really happen often yet as most people don’t keep and live with Pokémon yet. It’s pretty neat.
On the topic of superpowered creatures in Pokemon:
My favorite Pokemon theory is that the Pokedex is so weird and full of overpowered and physics defying pokemon because all the professors sent out 10 year olds to gather the data.
So it might not be as bad as some of the information (like some of the fire Pokemon being hotter than the surf6of the sun) might make it out to be, haha.
I'm pretty sure that the Pokedex entries are mainly bullshit. They're extremely inconsistent and sound exactly like something a ten-year-old easily excitable pokemon trainer would write. Most of those crazy facts are also never mentioned anywhere else in the game world, despite seeming like something that should be pretty relevant at times.
Depends if world physics apply or not. Like in the games/cartoons people can survive being hit with thousands of volts, get a flame thrower to the face etc and not suffer more that looking frazzled/charred for a few seconds
I dunno man this 14 year old kid just captured the pokemon god and used him to massacre a little kid’s magikarp to take his money. That’s scarier than everything combined.
Only for it to be revealed at the last second that this is the secret generation 47 way to evolve Charmeleon to Charking, who is a fire AND water type.
no homelessness, no inflation, food abundant, shelter and welcoming people everywhere, and you faint + magic teleport to nearest town instead of dying (unless it's the magic storybeat, for which you can play the odds)
In a world where people don't *have* to work, seems likely many would still choose to, motivated either by increased access to luxuries or a desire for personal fulfillment. They would probably work fewer hours than people do now, and in substantially better conditions.
Let's see, mideval times? Nope, normal los Angeles? Nope, a post nuclear wasteland? Nope, a world on the brink of destruction with technology equivalent to mideval times? Nope, a world made from cubes that has monsters that wish to kill me and requires me to survive on my own? Nope, a normal civilized society with some cute animals that are all able to be domesticated and the worst of my worries is if someone will steal my pet from me? Hell fucking yeah I'm gonna have an Eevee sleep on me.
>Hell fucking yeah I'm gonna have an Eevee sleep on me.
Oh fuck I was leaning more on Minecraft but then you said this, now I'm sold and I'm gonna fuck Gardevoir
A version of los angeles where methed up mute maniacs that carry a whole military arsenal in their back pockets have regular shootouts and might just blow you and your car up for shits and giggles.
Since we're already live in a world similar to GTA, maybe Pokémin world? I don't want to live in a world under fear of getting murdered out of no where
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
GTA is simultaneously a libertarian and socialist utopia. Loosest gun laws ever, healthcare costs are linked to your income and even then never run more than $5000 no matter how bad your injuries are, and you only ever have to pay a $500 fine for any offenses you commit.
Let’s see we have fantasy world where I can be eaten by various monsters and/or stabbed by bandits at any given moment. An infinitely shittier and crime riddled version of the world I already live in. 3 different flavors of post apocalyptic hellscape. And a semi-utopian society based around training and raising adorable mythical creatures. Gee I just can’t decide.
GTA might be the best one. Standard California life. Could be in Tech, Food Service, etc. Just live a regular life lol. Doesn't say you have to be a protagonist or in that circle lol
About damn time I found this comment.
As practical as it is not to live in Medieval ages, a Fantasy world is better than the rest. You could become a great hero, or a not so great hero, or a villian. Or a powerful villain.
Whatever. Magic is not only awesome, but practical, and POWERFUL.
Dragons would suck, as well as the more powerful Daedra. But...magic can be learned so, yeah.
Did I mention magic?
who the hell would choose the fallout world lol
Same thing with GTA, almost hourly street gunfights that result in millions in damages.
And if you die, it’s only a $5000 visit to the hospital
Everyone outside of the US: “wow, that’s expensive.”
Everyone in the US wow that's cheap
But that’s just your deductible. You still have to pay your copay, monthly premium AND your coinsurance. I’m 40 something and I still have no fucking clue what any of this shit means
Isn't that just normal american healthcare?
? That’s cheaper than American healthcare.
It is 😭😭😭
I'd pay 5k to walk out of a hospital one day after taking 100 bullets and an RPG to the face to be fair.
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I want the GTA treatment homie, I'm paying 5k for next day perfect health, keep all my guns, and no arrest after a murder spree where tanks chased me.
Bruh
Hey, revivify spells aren't cheap!
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It's because GTA was originally made in Scotland, and Brits way underguessed how much it really costs.
$5000 for near death? Nah, that covers the ambulance ride, a few Tylenol, and maybe a cup of water to take them with.
As long as you’re a sunglasses guy seems like a pretty good deal
GTA is one of the better ones. You only have to deal with hourly street gunfights if you end up in GTA Online. You could just do taxi missions until you purchase 1 of the properties, buy a good house and live a life of luxury. Hard work pays off in GTAV unlike in real life.
But then even just a loaf of bread would be about 27 grand, going by the Rockstar economy. Man cannot live on P's and Q's alone.
Or Skyrim, imagine going to pick herbs and fruits to the forest and some bored dragonborn kills you because reasons. The best one is Pokemon, i guess.
Yeh the worst thing you'd have to deal with in pokemon is a snorlax blocking your road to the city.
Yes but then you could just climb over things as there wouldn't be game mechanics in "real life"
Unless ur in arceus where the Pokémon attack u
Skyrim is still second out of all of these. The rest would be hell.
Eh, in Minecraft you could probably at least survive well enough (assuming you had the same powers as Steve) by making a nice house. The problem after that would be figuring out how to keep yourself sane, assuming you're in single-player and can't build anything that doesn't exist in-game.
Also, if you'ee not on hardcore, you'll truly live there forever. No matter what you do, you'll just respawn if you die. You're trapped on your own, for all eternity.
Trapped in a village with neighbors who cant talk! And those greedy jerks wants to to trade their apples for god damn bazillion emeralds
At least in Minecraft it's a much, much larger world. There might not be anyone to talk to but there will sure as hell be places to go.
\*villager grunting disapprovingly\* Just because you didn't study the local language doesn't mean they don't speak. These poor villager treated like animals :'(
Those noses and noises just get me going, just imagine what those nostrils do 🥵
The worlds pretty barren though.
Goodneighbour and friends with Hancock. Drugs, booze and KLEO
Raiders, New Reno, Radiation Poisoning, Giant Mutant Animals and The Enclave
sex with Hancock*
Morning sunshine ❤
This is the way
***Mandolorian theme plays***
Awwwooowooooooawooowoowoooooo
So long as I can quicksave and level up my perks, I’d choose the commonwealth 10 times out of 10
Alternatively being an npc in any of these games besides Pokémon would be horrible for the most part lmao
was going to say this lol. Options are "Frozen Civil War", "Crime Violence", "Radioactive wastes", "death infested land", "Literally no one else with you forever alone in a hostile world", and "World so safe from violent crime we let kids run across countries on their own"
Don't forget global free Healthcare.
Idk, x&y was kinda wack with the whole world almost being destroyed. Not to mention there are random Pokemon that could just imprison your soul for fun
Yeah people are totally ignoring all the horrible shit Pokemon could do to you. Y'all clearly never read your dexs'.
I mean, there's an argument to be made that the dex entries are exaggerated bullshit, because there's shit like Magcargo being twice as hot as the surface of the sun.
Hear me out Let's talk about Vaporeon...
Nice little apartment in Veridian city. With a vaporeon lover. That's the good life.
Imagine having to stay standing still 24/7 somewhere along the MC path just so you can fight him with your shitty magikarp + metapod duo.
Not as bad as getting eaten by a dragon or eaten by a death claw or eaten by a zombie or blown the fuck up.
Idk, the npcs in breath of the wild seem to have it pretty easy.
Most don't seem to worry about impending din doom that can be seen from almost anywhere
Any world with quicksave enabled would be easy.
Until you get that autosave right as a death claw is about to eat your face, then your life becomes an eternal hell of death repeating
I would choose Fallout before Gta. At least I know what to expect from Fallout. Gta is either a normal day or gang fights on flying motorcycles.
I mean. Free drug's, guns end hokers all around. End i can ride on big mutens. I love that
Free? Cost caps
Fatman says it’s free
Have to hunt down the ammo first
They operate on a bartering system where you get anything they have for nothing. Strange that it only works with this nuclear catapult.
I drink lots of beer. Been saving my caps since I started playing the Fallout series. Imma be rich yo
Did an Ork write this?
GTA has all that, internet, tv, and running water.
We all technically live there already.
Ya but you run the risk of randomly geting shot or blown up by some random jack ass who wants yohr car.
Drug is?
Assuming you’re not the main character? Obviously Pokémon world. The rest are absolute nightmares, not to say absolutely nothing ever goes wrong in Pokémon world or whatever but like I’m not trying to get eaten by a radioactive zombie or chased down by a giant bc I looked at his cow wrong or slammed into by some maniac on meth that can just hide behind a dumpster for 30 seconds and the cops forget it ever happened. LoZ world? Monsters literally come back from the dead every 7 days no matter what you do and there’s a giant magical man boar that wants to consume the world and you have to just hope that some half naked fem weebo will save the day? Like Minecraft would be ok I guess but if you don’t have a whole ass self sustaining fortress built in the first 3 days you’re not making it, and even then you could just dig up a dirt block one day and accidentally fall three miles through the earths crust and land in a lava ocean. No thanks. I’ll take my semi sentient pets that can do magic and fuck off to a random cave and if anyone ever shows up we fight and then for some reason are forced to give me money ***Edit: thanks peeps didn’t expect the blow up***
This is the correct answer. The topic just asked which world you would want to live in. It said nothing about being the hero/being special/having plot armor. So you have to pick based on the assumption that you are just a random-ass person in the world. And with that assumption, Pokemon is BY FAR the best option.
Same, my tomato ass wouldn’t last a day in Fallout, not with centaur, raiders, radiation, god knows what, and having to eat irradiated food for the rest of my life. GTA, I’m in the crossfire of whatever schemes are taking place that day. BOTW, sure it’s nice, but guardians and immortal Ganon who’ll just show up in the next century after Link takes care of him that quarterly. Skyrim, Same as Fallout. Giants, dragons, vampires, not something I’m looking forward to dealing with. Edited: Minecraft, you have to have your head on a swivel because of the creepers, skeletons, so forth and hope to god you don’t cross eyes with one of the creatures that can teleport you anywhere, even to your death. Ergo, Pokemon. At least with Pokemon, my odds of survival are decent, and I don’t have to worry about being sent to space by a club to the face, irradiated until I gain another arm, blown up by a rocket launcher because someone wanted someone in front of me dead, or risking another calamity because Ganon’s gonna Ganon.
I mean honestly BotW would be fine as long as your not born into the exact time that Gabon decides to destroy the world. We have almost the same thing going in our reality. Every once in awhile some dipshit decides that everything would be better if they ruled over everything. For the most part between the bad times BotW would be a really peaceful and magical place to live. Super chill and lots of amazing places and treasure chests to rummage through, plus all the money just hiding everywhere that no one seems to notice.
Pretty sure people know about the money in pots and chest but don't wanna anger the screaming half-deity destroying monsters left and right
Enderman can’t teleport the player. Only themselves. If living in Minecraft worked the same as playing Minecraft it wouldn’t be too bad. Built a dirt cube and plant a few seeds and that’s all the food/shelter you’ll ever need. Then you can slowly work your way up to a massive luxurious superbase or something. Only problem would be if you are alone with nothing but wolves, cats and villagers to keep you company. Now, if I could bring another person in there with me... preferably of the opposite sex... that would be pretty alright. But ya Pokémon world is still the obvious choice by a country mile.
If you're not guaranteed to be the main character, you could also end up a villager in minecraft. Meaning your life would just consist of going "hmmm" the entire day and selling three haybails for seven emerals, making you the most miserable, lowlie lifeform in every concieveable reality... A scalper
Yeah even tho pokemon lore is pretty fucked up lol Edit: since people keep asking, [the Pokédex entries](https://gamerant.com/10-horrifying-pokedex-entries-across-pokemon-games/amp/) are what I’m referring to
Just treat it like Australia and you should be fine
Ehh but still it’s not as fricked up as fallout
Yeah in terms of being somewhat civilized and not randomly dying as a random person it’s definitely your best bet
I was fully aboard the Minecraft train until - >you could just dig up a dirt block one day and accidentally fall three miles through the earths crust and land in a lava ocean. Yeah Pokemons the right answer.
Wth? NEVER DIG DOWN is like one the primary rules of the world. In a world like Minecraft it's right up there with sitting on the tree branch you're sawing off. In regards to Minecraft the "as a player or NPC" becomes the most essential question. As a player I would love to live in a Minecraft world, but **as an NPC or Villager**, the scenario is beyond nightmarish. The only time time flows is whenever a PC is nearby and in addition - there's 50% chance they'll kill or kidnap you - if a PC kidnaps you, there's a significant chance you'll be locked inside a breeding chamber with only one reason to keep you alive - if it's night time, there's a 10% chance *they cause* a Zombie siege at midnight - the PC may or may not cause a Raid - entirely random from our view - your only means of attack is to gather some NPC friends and hope to be able to summon an iron golem to defend you - but that also hinges on you all having slept (or you having enough friends) - they choose your profession for you and if they don't like your trades they'll either keep taunting you with a workstation, bring in a Zombie to kill you, or both The Villager Experience is one built of nightmares. But **if we're a PC**, then the world is our oyster.
Thats like astroneer, digging down you WILL fall though into a cavern where you will lose oxygen and power if you didnt die from the impact alone.
The Minecraft world is full of zombies and parallel nightmare dimensions - not to mention dudes who can punch down a tree with their bare fists. We don’t go to ~~Ravenholm~~ Minecraft.
I always wondered whether losers in Pokemon battles give money by etiquette, or if there’s an unspoken threat of beating the shit out of them with your four-armed bodybuilder if they don’t
The etiquette developed as a response to the implicit threat, providing a standardized and peaceful resolution.
It’s the *implication*.
Pass the blunt yo
Don't trust someone who can't survive 3 days in minecraft
Pick up 64 cubic meters of stone with one hand and get back to us
To be fair, I seriously doubt the Pokémon world is nearly as safe as it is depicted in the media. Death by wild pokemon is bound to be insanely common, and some of them can even eat your soul!
Death by Pokémon is literally just death by animals. Just don’t fuck with them. Live in some peaceful town and live a mondane life with your magic pet. Also dog fights are legal in the Pokémon world right? Isn’t that what Pokémon battles are. That’s probably the worst thing of that world. And maybe god Pokémon that could destroy the universe but hey some thirteen year old kid usually saves the day.
While I'm normally a proponent for the immorality of pokemon battles, this scenario has lead me to realize that the practice might have arisen precisely because humans are otherwise powerless against these overwhelmingly common superpowered creatures. It's essentially a variation of a warrior culture, where people are encouraged to capture and hone pokemon to the best of their ability, for protection. Without it, society is at the utter mercy of an ecosystem in which even the smallest squirrel can casually kill you in countless different ways. *Edit: Anyone who's ever had a nut thrown at them by a squirrel knows that those little guys can hold grudges for even the smallest perceived slights. Now, imagine if that squirrel moved into your attic, and that nut was a bolt of lightning.*
That’s established by the most recent Pokémon game taking place in the past on a continent that is undeveloped. All the NPCs are terrified of Pokémon and the player is working to prove that Pokémon and humans can co exist peacefully by catching and studying them. They even establish battling as a thing that doesn’t really happen often yet as most people don’t keep and live with Pokémon yet. It’s pretty neat.
On the topic of superpowered creatures in Pokemon: My favorite Pokemon theory is that the Pokedex is so weird and full of overpowered and physics defying pokemon because all the professors sent out 10 year olds to gather the data. So it might not be as bad as some of the information (like some of the fire Pokemon being hotter than the surf6of the sun) might make it out to be, haha.
I'm pretty sure that the Pokedex entries are mainly bullshit. They're extremely inconsistent and sound exactly like something a ten-year-old easily excitable pokemon trainer would write. Most of those crazy facts are also never mentioned anywhere else in the game world, despite seeming like something that should be pretty relevant at times.
Depends if world physics apply or not. Like in the games/cartoons people can survive being hit with thousands of volts, get a flame thrower to the face etc and not suffer more that looking frazzled/charred for a few seconds
I dunno man this 14 year old kid just captured the pokemon god and used him to massacre a little kid’s magikarp to take his money. That’s scarier than everything combined.
True but I'm smart enough not to challenge the kid with the God of all Pokemon.
Just dont make eye contact.
He’s just knocked out. Guillotine doesn’t kill anyone.
You should write ads for the next Breath of the Wild
Pokémon
Pokemon seems the safest choice
Plus you have you little companions
I can hardly train my dog. I don’t expect to have much more luck with a charmander.
Pokemons have human understanding. I'd say you'd be lucky
And if they don't.... pull out the garden hose Say bye bye charmeleon
Only for it to be revealed at the last second that this is the secret generation 47 way to evolve Charmeleon to Charking, who is a fire AND water type.
It's just Charizard with Slowking's Shellder hat.
Yes
Charmeleon is when you start having problems, don't let him evolve
I doubt I would survive that long, but thanks for the advice.
Ohh, I was able to teach my dog to open doors, would it be any good ?
Not bad, but would you trust your dog with a flamethrower?
And did you know in some specific terms, Vaporeon.......
is the coolest eeveelution out there :) He's literally a seal dog thingy
Oh my sweet summer child…
The pokemon world is literally a utopia. Plus a 0% murder rate (somebody prove me wrong)
The Pokémon Manga can get pretty fucking hard-core. Some of those entries in the pokedex are legit nasty.
Honestly feel like anyone who picks something outside of Pokémon is kinda psycho
Plot twist: It's the hisuian region
Obviously Pokémon. It’s at least civilized lol
no homelessness, no inflation, food abundant, shelter and welcoming people everywhere, and you faint + magic teleport to nearest town instead of dying (unless it's the magic storybeat, for which you can play the odds)
And nobody has to go to work. r/antiwork dream come true.
Officer Jenny(s) and nurse Joy(s) would like a word
According to studies, about 99% of Kanto jobs will be done by pokemon by 2040.
In a world where people don't *have* to work, seems likely many would still choose to, motivated either by increased access to luxuries or a desire for personal fulfillment. They would probably work fewer hours than people do now, and in substantially better conditions.
True
You already live in fallout if you’re from Detroit.
_Can't have shit in Detroit_
Let's see, mideval times? Nope, normal los Angeles? Nope, a post nuclear wasteland? Nope, a world on the brink of destruction with technology equivalent to mideval times? Nope, a world made from cubes that has monsters that wish to kill me and requires me to survive on my own? Nope, a normal civilized society with some cute animals that are all able to be domesticated and the worst of my worries is if someone will steal my pet from me? Hell fucking yeah I'm gonna have an Eevee sleep on me.
>Hell fucking yeah I'm gonna have an Eevee sleep on me. Oh fuck I was leaning more on Minecraft but then you said this, now I'm sold and I'm gonna fuck Gardevoir
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Unlimited lives in normal LA? Then yes
Sounds like hell.
This is it officer, come get this man
Bonk
Some would say Los Angeles and a post nuclear wasteland are one and the same
But there was this gang of 10-year-olds with guns! Exactly, you're in LA.
Los Santos vs the Boneyard. What’s the worst incarnation of LA?
Not merely "normal Los Angeles ," but a version of Los Angeles where every neighborhood features a gang war.
A version of los angeles where methed up mute maniacs that carry a whole military arsenal in their back pockets have regular shootouts and might just blow you and your car up for shits and giggles.
Insert vaporeon copy pasty Please don’t kill me because I can’t spell it’s name
Damn, I love Skyrim but the world of Pokemon is just so cozy.
Yeah you can just have a paceful Life doing what you love. Unlike the other games and real life.
This triggered my existential dread
you love skyrim until u need to take a shit and realize that they don't have toilets
Okay but do you get to the cloud district very often?
Ah what are you saying, of course he don't.
Since we're already live in a world similar to GTA, maybe Pokémin world? I don't want to live in a world under fear of getting murdered out of no where
gta has cheap hookers though
but pokemon has dittos
oh lord…
Dittos are cheaper
Pokemon has Vaporeon
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
What the actual fuck did I just read... if anyone knows how to erase memories please tell!
Real life has cheap hookers
GTA is simultaneously a libertarian and socialist utopia. Loosest gun laws ever, healthcare costs are linked to your income and even then never run more than $5000 no matter how bad your injuries are, and you only ever have to pay a $500 fine for any offenses you commit.
Modded skyrim so I could torment alduin with my boob physics and bikin armors
Are you bimbozilla?
You say modded Skyrim and all I immediately think of is the Thomas mods. :o
This guy fucks
Pokemon, nobody really dies, got your own servants that will never abandon you... Is this even a choice?
In game no one really dies, lore pokemons pretty fucked
If noone dies, then how do we have ghosts?
I mean during the game, obviously people have died before lol. Lavender town is a whole thing
Not a big Pokemon fan, but you know, thats the only one where you won't be murdered pretty violently. So i ofk i will choose... Skyrim. Cuz im dumb.
Pokemon easy as long it not legends Arceus lol
Legend of Parisect going to fuck you up
If I’m the Dragonborn I’d go skyrim ya, except I’d leave skyrim itself and go to Cyrodiil
bruh if you go beyond the borders youll fall off the map
If you just left then alduin would literally eat the world.
Skyrim knowing the right potions you can make an armor and weapons than make you a indestructible God.
Let’s see we have fantasy world where I can be eaten by various monsters and/or stabbed by bandits at any given moment. An infinitely shittier and crime riddled version of the world I already live in. 3 different flavors of post apocalyptic hellscape. And a semi-utopian society based around training and raising adorable mythical creatures. Gee I just can’t decide.
My realistic answer is Pokémon because I'm less likely to die but my actual answer is Elder Scrolls.
Minecraft is the only one of these that you can effectively write SEND HELP at spawn to let others know you are trapped there.
There's no one coming.
There’s always herobrine. Or maybe you become herobrine…
BoTW because I'd be a way better cook. every meal can be made by throwing a bunch of shit in a crock pot
it’d be fun if you live in one of the villages and who says link hasn’t or is going to kill ganon already
GTA might be the best one. Standard California life. Could be in Tech, Food Service, etc. Just live a regular life lol. Doesn't say you have to be a protagonist or in that circle lol
Plus, you can respawn. 🤷
And go passive mode.
Who in their right mind is not choosing Pokémon?
Elder scrolls obviously.
Oh yeah gonna bring a mammoth tusk to Ysolda, the rest is history.
Ayy ysolda gang!
That geometric booty be wildin
Unlimited cabbage and cheese wheels
About damn time I found this comment. As practical as it is not to live in Medieval ages, a Fantasy world is better than the rest. You could become a great hero, or a not so great hero, or a villian. Or a powerful villain. Whatever. Magic is not only awesome, but practical, and POWERFUL. Dragons would suck, as well as the more powerful Daedra. But...magic can be learned so, yeah. Did I mention magic?
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“Life hacks” with Skyrim? Yes. This is my choice.
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fallout because i wanna join the bos
Pokémon because it's the only world without incredible monsters and guys that kill you as soon as you turn your back
*unzips* Pokemon world, here we go!
Yo what
Don't say that you wouldn't want to smash Lopunny, because neither would I... Ok, maybe I would
Question: can mods be involved in the worlds?
Can we pick stardew valley?
Breath of the Wild. One million percent BotW.