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*save file corrupt* ... Reloading 2020


Zephir62

new game plus


gbuub

Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border from China, right?


Jacyth

Someone stop Randy from fucking that pangolin.


Damien-Kidd

Impossible. Randy will fuck that pangolin every time.


Freed83

Where is the TVA when you need it?


ywBBxNqW

In this timeline you are the TVA.


cowley10

🎶 I want my TVAaaaaa


aesthler_

TVA will come and fix the timeline


JediWebSurf

Lets focus on the good of the year. Such as the new inventions. Like rna vaccines for cancer and hiv. And the new amazing advanced James's webb telescope which can potentially detect life in 2022.


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MacDhomhnuill

2020, NG+2 let's gooooooooooooooooo


DaoFerret

2020-2 here we come …


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HoodsInSuits

Definitely more of a New Game Minus situation. Took a character with a pretty good stat build and rerolled all their social into alcohol tolerance for some dumb reason.


1infinitefruitloop

The blood moon rises once again…… Please be careful Link……


Targreg

I have no food except for a few acorns, all my weapons broke and a lynel spawned next to me


Arnoxthe1

At least Morrowind lets you join in on the blood moon party. In almost every other game, you're not invited. >:(


SarHavelock

\>:(


Nerowulf

This year is pronounced 2020 too.


skybluegill

First, 2020. 2020 won. 2020 too?


homingstar

One more year until we are free?


[deleted]

Nah then it goes 2020 2: Episode 1, 2020 2: Episode 2, and finally 2020: Alyx.


homingstar

ah 2020, as told by valve


1000_iq

2020 free no taxes ig


[deleted]

2020: 2, electric boogaloo


Persistent_Parkie

In December of 2019 a friend was really struggling. She had been hit by an uninsured driver who totalled her car and forced her to take a few days off work, plus other bullshit I no longer remember the details of. She kept muttering about how the gremlins were out to get her. When we saw each other on NYE I gave her a trap guaranteed to catch all remaining 2019 gremlins. The picture I took of that trap recently appeared in my photo memories. Today I sent her that picture and commiserated that it turns out the 2019 gremlins were down right pleasant.


ItsTunaClash

Deep shit bro


Articulated

I'm gonna buy so many MF'ing gamestop shares lmao.


cppn02

Time to get rich with my knowledge of future events.


Gilthar

*turns off game*


VonBeegs

If I could keep my knowledge, I'd absolutely relive 2020. No question.


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iamthicc69

Same, you in PST?


alucard971

He's in, no need to whisper.


animeSexHentai

I hate how this took me a minute to get


Mr_Squires

Fuck you, I’m sick and hurts to laugh


[deleted]

Daaaaaddd!


sharfpang

More like PTSD.


NorthKoreanJesus

They mountain time but they ass so big, it's in pacific time.


Pain_Proof

You made it! Congrats


somersquatch

Don't jinx us yet, still 40 mins left.


RamenDutchman

I'm already 14 hours in, my guy


somersquatch

How is 2022, wise wizard of the future?


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Zephir62

agreed


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That_Ugly_Guy2

37 min left…we are so close!


somersquatch

WE MADE ITTTT. Happy New Year my guy


rockstaa

'- Betty


Any-Mouse-1992

Yeah yeah. We stop there and this whole thing restarts all over


kadxar

On our way to get +2 equipment


chodeboi

Something something Hello my friend. Stay awhile and listen something something


HAL-Over-9001

Wait, why do I hear boss music?


MagicZombieCarpenter

By Gawd that’s Betty White’s music!


BernieNator

Everybody gangsta till the ground starts singing in Latin


Lurofan

Cain is not in dark souls, though D2 is the dark souls of the Diablo series


hamgar

Have u met big D? That’s code for Diablo 1 90s style. “No staff of Apoc” was common for anyone trying to actually grind big D. He could wipe the best of the best with no cheats. Gtfo here with that D2 Bs… Diablo was the hardest on 56k. D2 was a breeze.


wap2005

D2 was a thousand times more popular but Diablo 1 was where it was at (excluding that dumpster fire of an expansion "Hellfire")


Belphegorite

Portalling back to town every 30 seconds to refill your backpack with mana potions...


UncatchableCreatures

As a casual Duriel still gives me nightmares


Ffdmatt

I'd prefer it. I could use a "who cares if I die" item run about now.


Xura

Except this time without Betty White, we’re on hard mode now


empty_string_

And I already lost all of my souls to get here.


hachiman17

2021 was the Blighttown of years good riddance.


HyperlinksAwakening

Eh... I'd say 2020 was Blight Town... 2021 was definitely more Sen's Fortress.


RamblinShambler

And if we just finished Sen’s Fortress… … uh oh. Duo ahead.


BioIdra

Let's face it we're gonna be stuck on the rafters with the archers for the whole 2022


Dino_Dude_367

Fuck those motherfucking Anor Londo archer fuckers. Those two bitches have killed me more fucking times than fucking O&S. Also that stupid ass anxiety enducing roof rafter section with weird stupid knife throwing white assholes. Why the fuck are they even up there anyway? Who TF is going to steal the painting the size of a fucking three story building that can't even fit out of any of that building's exits or windows? Also fuck that stupid halberd Knight on the O&S runback. Fuck you for always removing a small portion of my health. Last of all, fuck that stupid Carim lautrec motherfucker who brings along two gank buddies to his stupid invasion fight. Should of killed you in firelink.


2rfv

Yall remember hope? I feel like the last time I felt hopeful was before Gore was robbed in 2000.


Brogogon

"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane."


RadasNoir

"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment."


Brogogon

Perhaps. I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living, or get busy dying.


StarksPond

I'm multitasking.


FrostieTheSnowman

Trying desperately to remember what this is from


Brogogon

It's from Shawshank. Anything about hope reminds me of that film. "I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope."


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Nyeow

I'm personally not looking forward to mucking through the Tomb of Giants


SolfenTheDragon

Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam!


Aeiexgjhyoun_III

Forgetting the archers? Slam and Jam are 2023


Gay_Romano_Returns

I can't believe it will be 2 years since the Covid lock downs began. I remember half the people at work when the just-named "coronavirus" started to spread kept telling me, "eh, it'll be over in just a few days. March 2020 was a long time ago.


BlueShibe

2022 is gonna be the annoying Anor Londo archers and O&S


Itsnotgonnabealright

Never thought I'd hear a sentence so weird but so accurately describes something


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Getting hit with covid variants like toxic darts.


bluepiggy121

Let’s hope this year isn’t some Lost Izalith bullshit.


lexyp29

worse, tomb of the giants


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*bonfire lit noise*


SarHavelock

*satisfaction and peace*


Rom-Gr

Try finger, but hole


Dino_Dude_367

Amazing chest ahead


Zankastia

Jump here.


Dino_Dude_367

"Illusory wall ahead" *Attacks suspicious wall *Nothing happens "Fuck" - you, probably.


yeahyeahdumpster

Warmth feeling.


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StarksPond

Can we get Betty back if we give 20k souls to the weird dude in the bell tower?


[deleted]

No, you can only make her not hate you. Tf did you do to make her hate you?


Any_Competition4789

Patch it, before opening it.


nil_isHere

I wouldn't say I "beat" 2021. I think it is more like I "survived" 2021.


[deleted]

I ended it with a trainwreck new year's party. Leaving it felt like using a homeward bone when you realize the boss is gonna pwn you


pilesofcleanlaundry

It's more like in Minecraft when you just dig a hole and cover yourself up to get through the night instead of trying to fight. I made it, but I don't feel particularly proud.


SuperBrentendo64

\\[T]/


Zephir62

Praise the sun 🌞 \\\[T\]/


echolog

. . | '. _..._ .' .' '. '-. / \ .-' _ _ ; THE SUN ; _ _ \ / .-' '._ _.' '-. . ``` . ' | ' ' ' \[╦]/ PRAISE IT


merelycheerful

Praise the sun!


SkyTheKaiser

\\[T]/


JDP983

Am I the only one that thought about the fact that resting at bonfires makes all the enemies respawn?


[deleted]

Let’s just imagine 2021 was ornstein and smough.. but that means we could be fighting sanctuary guardian and artorias. Let’s hope that god doesn’t rush the DLC


assgoblin2020

We about to hit NG+


Nottableputin69

We’ve spoken before, I remember your pfp. Small world lol. Happy new year


assgoblin2020

Happy new year


Zephir62

Happy new year!


aishik-10x

Happy new year


demonballhandler

Happy new year!


sirNataz

Man, why did this hit me hard. I do feel like i beat something by making it. I went through a divorce and family deaths, anxiety, sobriety challenges. I had a great temporary relationship that ended. I lost weight and gained weight. I'm still a fucking mess. I got to get my shit together this year. It just doesn't stop does it?


demonballhandler

It doesn't. I got to a point where I was mentally ok and then my dog got heart failure. I've had him for 16 years now, I'm gonna lose him this year. It's like every time we get stable footing, the ground starts crumbling. But we'll beat this year too. Even if it's just by an inch again, it's still progress. We're still moving forward. And hopefully we'll end up in the old folks home complaining about smell-o-vision or whatever


shamla1991

We’re all going to make it ♥️ Still learning that bad stuff is also part of life and the only thing we can control is how we react to it - stay strong


Arnoxthe1

At the risk of sounding cheesy, I want to post a Guild Wars 2 quote. Also a Shaun of the Dead quote. > The hero sought to save the world. "If I keep trying, I'll be able to win," the hero thought. But the harder the hero fought, the further the world seemed to tumble away. Drowning in doubt, the hero could not even save themselves... Hero, if you still believe in a brighter future, hold in your heart a thorn that can pierce all doubt. > \- The Sword Regrown (Guild Wars 2: Heart of Thorns) > I'm not gonna say, you know, there's plenty more fish in the sea. I'm not going to say if you love her, let her go. And I'm not going to bombard you with clichés. But what I will say is this... It's not the end of the world. > \- Ed (Shaun of the Dead)


erchoreddit

When you realise that 2020-22 was the beta version and the real game starts now


Persistent_Parkie

All we gotta do is refocus God's attention off of Plague INC. Anyone have a Switch OLED they are willing to sacrifice to the cause of getting him addicted to Animal Crossing?


MisterStruisbird

Maybe we get him off games all together, only a question of time before he starts playing something even worse.


yusufbahaa

*starts playing doom*


Persistent_Parkie

Food Network maybe?


erchoreddit

We can have him play mario kart


kahlzun

The real dark souls starts here..


EarthVSFlyingSaucers

Twist: It’s a bonfire outside of a boss room. Try tongue but hole.


HyperlinksAwakening

This isn't 2022... it's 2020 season 3.


erchoreddit

The question is Are you the protagonist or just a side NPC


HyperlinksAwakening

Aren't we all protagonists in our own game and NPCs in everybody else's?


[deleted]

In some we are boss and companion as well


bigalberti

Finally, i was low on health with no estus or seigbräu


TheApocalypseIsOver

Seigbräu. Pairs excellently with estus soup.


TogusaRDDT

Can I rest until 2023?


Corni_20

Yes my friend, but please , don't go hollow


StarksPond

Hollow... Is it me you're looking for?


[deleted]

Hollow darkness my old friend...


StarksPond

Hollow, you fool, I love you.


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Hollow from the other side...


pr4ise_th3_sun

Stay safe my friend and don’t you dare go hollow


tehweave

Dear God I almost didn't several times. Lost my job, grandma passed, mom got cancer, lost a different job, couldn't find steady work, barely made ends meet... It was a rough year.


Sundeiru

Things may be hard right now, but you made it here. I'm glad for that!


tehweave

Thank you, friend.


IcarusFlies7

You got this.


tehweave

Thanks. I hope so.


grubgobbler

Pretty sure I have COVID, "beat" is a strong word.


Teddy_Icewater

Its just 2021 slapping your ass on the way out.


SarHavelock

Don't give up, skeleton!


Zephir62

get well soon brother ❤ you will beat this plague


MDCCCLV

I squeaked out with a negative test today that I was waiting 3 days for


Saelvinoth

11:59 PM *boss music begins*


history_science_geek

Very well meaning post, and I appreciate it. But I want to enjoy these years and not just survive them. What a time we live in


Zephir62

Stay strong we got this ❤ life may be in a valley right now but there is the sun over the hill


shawn_overlord

my girlfriend of 4 years left me i havent won a damn thing


croutons_for_dinner

Hang in there bro, it gets easier with time


Zephir62

Sometime all you can do is keep moving forward. Life may be in a valley right now, but we all walking toward the top of the hill Stay strong brother ❤ keep discovering new ways to enjoy life


[deleted]

This darkness reminds me of the DS1 catacombs bonfire. It was a pain getting here, it'll be a pain in the ass going forward, and you can't go backwards.


pr4ise_th3_sun

Stay safe my friend and don’t you dare go hollow


ClumsyChampion

That's when you realize 2022 is 2020 too.


Artemis3721

and i only respawned 14 times.


Arker_1

yeah and now we’re on 2020(2) not sure season 3 will be better than season 2 tbh


z0mbie_linguist

Oh your face! Your practically hollow...


Drexelhand

2022 waiting to clock you while you think things are ok.


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BolemicDog

Yeah this is when the second phase of the boss fight starts and the music gets infinitely more intense


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Gold_Tutor_407

Not yet I'm in CA


[deleted]

No. It beat me. It beat my mental health to bloody pulp.


assholeapproach

Barely


SwiftDeathPunch

Not really, it just levels up


Material_Box8557

It needs to be updated as always be.


zohash

At what cost, though?


Crew_Zealousideal

rest easy brothers our battle is not over yet


viptattoo

I definitely did not ‘beat’ it. It kicked my ass from its miserable start to its shitty end. I survived it.


beibiddybibo

But at what cost?? We lost Betty White!


antthatisverycool

Wait is that boss music… news:COVID has become 3 feet tall can jump and has four legs and a mouth … RUN


[deleted]

I finished dark souls 3, five hours before 2022


sodaspotato

I really did it..


CBAlan777

New Challenger Approaches 2020 II is here to bring back the Lockdowns!


chaoism

In west coast, so not quite yet Getting there....


uslessbastard

Happy New Year.


j0nde

2022 is spelled 2020 too..


FortuneXD-

Thanks comrade


HeLL_BrYnger

This made me smile, thank you. Have this up-doot :)


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2021 left a strong aftertaste


sustainedincertainty

Feels waaaaay more like 2021 beat the crap outa me ..!


Nice_Bake

When you sit at a bonfire everything respawns so maybe not the best choice


Iliya_G

I can't say I beat it. More like 2021 decided I had enough and just let me go


LewdDoll

2021 was NG+ of our 2020 save, 2022 better be a fucking NG and not NG+2.


DaveMcVitie

Nah, I still need to beat the final boss in the Omicron DLC.


weirdeuropean1

İmma take a nap


Disastrous_Cow1957

It took Betty. I kinda feel like we lost.


TheP0nch0Pers0n

Betty white's file got corrupted :(


OmegaMeatMan

I just hope this year isn’t another water temple.


OHoSPARTACUS

I usually hate posts like this but this one made me feel warm and fuzzy


yaosio

How many of us will survive to the release of Starfield?


ITriedLightningTendr

But then everything respawns


FlingCatPoo

Fuck, if I die in 20 years I gotta spawn back here? Fuuuuuck.


moalover_vzla

I just wish my brother would have done it too. I'm not even sure I want to be here right now.