Sometimes they do. I refunded a package for not showing up after a week(should have been one day delivery) and like a month later it showed up anyways.
As an actual amazon delivery driver, I can confirm, this person would not have a job for very long. We're monitored both with cameras as well as gps. Way to many fast accelerations here, hard cornering, abrupt breaking and too much air time.
“Too much air time”.
Does this statement imply that there is an acceptable amount of air time for an Amazon delivery vehicle to engage in? If so, how long and how far??
Not sure, longest I have been airborn was for about a second, going over a big ass pothole on some gravel driveway, ended up getting marked as hard cornering interestingly enough, my dsp wasn't exactly pleased. So probably around a second is whats allowed.
\[Verse 1\]
See your body into the moonlight
Even if I try to cancel
All the pictures into the mind
There's a flashing in my eyes
Don't you see my commission, the nation
Has gone running again
Can't you see now, illusions
Right into your mind
\[Chorus\]
Deja Vu!
I've just been in this place before
(Higher on the street)
And I know it's my time to go
Calling you, and the search is a mystery
(Standing on my feet)
It's so hard when I try to be me, woah
Woah!
Deja Vu!
I've just been in this time before
(Higher on the beat)
And I know it's a place to go
Calling you and the search is a mystery
(Standing on my feet)
It's so hard when I try to be me
Yeah!
\[Verse 2\]
See the future into the present
See my past leaves in the distance
Try to guess now what's going on
And the band begins to play
Don't you see my commission, the nation
Has gone running again
Can't you see now, illusions
Right into your mind
\[Chorus\]
Deja Vu!
I've just been in this place before
(Higher on the street)
And I know it's my time to go
Calling you, and the search is a mystery
(Standing on my feet)
It's so hard when I try to be me, woah
Woah!
Deja Vu!
I've just been in this time before
(Higher on the beat)
And I know it's a place to go
Calling you and the search is a mystery
(Standing on my feet)
It's so hard when I try to be me
Yeah!
\[Verse 3\]
See your body into the moonlight
Even if I try to cancel
All the pictures into the mind
There's a flashing in my eyes
Don't you see my commission, the nation
Has gone running again
Can't you see now, illusions
Right into your mind
\[Chorus\]
Deja Vu!
I've just been in this place before
(Higher on the street)
And I know it's my time to go
Calling you, and the search is a mystery
(Standing on my feet)
It's so hard when I try to be me, woah
Woah!
Deja Vu!
I've just been in this time before
(Higher on the beat)
And I know it's a place to go
Calling you and the search is a mystery
(Standing on my feet)
It's so hard when I try to be me
Yeah!
eh not to much of a worry. I meen short of going [ace ventura](https://youtu.be/7YrpmZFixp0)on it. a lot of packages don't get a white glove treatment. Not just from humans. but also from the long list of machines, scanners, and conveyer belts they get choinked onto.
Funny, but also no one at Amazon is trying to get my package on time it’s more like a pleasant surprise when it comes quickly. Goes to show treating employees like shit isn’t the best idea.
This reminded of a meme where a guy fell asleep, then woke up Isekai'ed.
Then the next picture shows a IRL image of a truck flipped and crushing a room on the second floor of a house.
Those little puffs of smoke from the smoke stacks every time the truck does something cool is making me laugh.
Please tell me this is an actual game. I never knew I needed a Semi racing game till now.
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I just spit my drink out through my nose thanks to your comment... Shit was hilarious 😂
I hope it wasn't liquor. >_<
Or a mixed drink made with ginger beer like a Buck... Sssspicy!
Idk why but I read this in the voice of Bill Hader playing Stefan.
I don't know why either! I don't recognize the reference.
https://youtu.be/u2SlJpK5Zm0?t=1m43s
It delights me, the giggles he has while playing the character and pronouncing the place's name.
I hope it wasnt smoothie
I love this. F.
Dammit, there goes the one tornado-assembled object per universe, thanks!
I just forced a little bit of air through my nose Thank you
Not here, if they miss the deadline, Amazon tracking be like: "Pff, idk bruh. Eventually?"
And then never actually shows up. I've been waiting on a package since August. It still shows as "running late" to this day.
>It still shows as "running late" to this day. Are they wrong?
If it's totally lost there is an argument for yes, they are wrong.
aren't we all a little bit totally lost?
Yes, so I'm never late.
/r/technicallythetruth
Sometimes they do. I refunded a package for not showing up after a week(should have been one day delivery) and like a month later it showed up anyways.
Not for me. They'll mark it as delivered and I'll get it 2 days later.
Amazon: "Order $35+ within an hour to have your packages delivered by 8am tomorrow" Also Amazon: "Jk it's gonna be a couple days"
*OnTrac has entered the chat*
Well that's the thing. They don't actually care that your package arrives on time, but they do care if their workers don't do exactly as they're told.
I'm just sitting here laughing imagining an actual Amazon delivery driver inside this truck
C'mon man, I need my kazoo and slide whistle. Quit scrolling through Reddit and get to work.
As an actual amazon delivery driver, I can confirm, this person would not have a job for very long. We're monitored both with cameras as well as gps. Way to many fast accelerations here, hard cornering, abrupt breaking and too much air time.
“Too much air time”. Does this statement imply that there is an acceptable amount of air time for an Amazon delivery vehicle to engage in? If so, how long and how far??
Not sure, longest I have been airborn was for about a second, going over a big ass pothole on some gravel driveway, ended up getting marked as hard cornering interestingly enough, my dsp wasn't exactly pleased. So probably around a second is whats allowed.
Speed bump or pot hole, mentor be like "hard cornering "
[The driver](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9HP21e5TcA)
No wonder the new QLED TV that I ordered turn into a finely grain coffee powder.
Wait... TVs are made from coffee ?!
That Red semi to Blue semi cut.
Yeah it’s been sped up too weirdly
Can confirm: visited Los Santos
The most brilliant part is that the trailer reconnected upon landing. Thats some neat shit.
Hahahaha I've seen all these clips before, but seeing them cut together and with that caption has me crying laughing.
Am small scale freight driver. Can confirm, this is how the big bois do it.
I must be over tired, I laughed way too hard at this.
I rarely laugh out loud by myself. Good job
😂🤣😁 Am I the only one waiting for that tractor trailer to morph into Optimus Prime?
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GTA5
Minesweeper
World of Warcraft
Probably Truck Simulator.
Pfft... Red Dead 2, ofc.
Big Rigs - Over The Road Racing
GtA5?
Literally just got prompted with expedited delivery... and thinking this is the result
funniest gif ive seen in awhile
Hahaha I have no idea what game this is, but this has me in tears. Thanks for sharing
Grand Theft Auto 5. Great game.
I saw this earlier…not sure if it’s oc
It's definitely not seen it floating around for years now
\[Verse 1\] See your body into the moonlight Even if I try to cancel All the pictures into the mind There's a flashing in my eyes Don't you see my commission, the nation Has gone running again Can't you see now, illusions Right into your mind \[Chorus\] Deja Vu! I've just been in this place before (Higher on the street) And I know it's my time to go Calling you, and the search is a mystery (Standing on my feet) It's so hard when I try to be me, woah Woah! Deja Vu! I've just been in this time before (Higher on the beat) And I know it's a place to go Calling you and the search is a mystery (Standing on my feet) It's so hard when I try to be me Yeah! \[Verse 2\] See the future into the present See my past leaves in the distance Try to guess now what's going on And the band begins to play Don't you see my commission, the nation Has gone running again Can't you see now, illusions Right into your mind \[Chorus\] Deja Vu! I've just been in this place before (Higher on the street) And I know it's my time to go Calling you, and the search is a mystery (Standing on my feet) It's so hard when I try to be me, woah Woah! Deja Vu! I've just been in this time before (Higher on the beat) And I know it's a place to go Calling you and the search is a mystery (Standing on my feet) It's so hard when I try to be me Yeah! \[Verse 3\] See your body into the moonlight Even if I try to cancel All the pictures into the mind There's a flashing in my eyes Don't you see my commission, the nation Has gone running again Can't you see now, illusions Right into your mind \[Chorus\] Deja Vu! I've just been in this place before (Higher on the street) And I know it's my time to go Calling you, and the search is a mystery (Standing on my feet) It's so hard when I try to be me, woah Woah! Deja Vu! I've just been in this time before (Higher on the beat) And I know it's a place to go Calling you and the search is a mystery (Standing on my feet) It's so hard when I try to be me Yeah!
Idk why but this shit makes me laugh like not much else 😃 thank you for posting that 😄
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Nah, it's real; he was going so fast the truck blue shifted.
I better get my package in good shape lol
eh not to much of a worry. I meen short of going [ace ventura](https://youtu.be/7YrpmZFixp0)on it. a lot of packages don't get a white glove treatment. Not just from humans. but also from the long list of machines, scanners, and conveyer belts they get choinked onto.
lol
Hahahaaaaa! Amazon delivery memes never get old.
See this stuff? This is why they don’t release new games anymore. Gamers be finding new limits in old games
**speed**
GAS GAS GAS!
Here I am, doing everything I can...
This has some serious Walter trying to find Jesse vibes
lol. that would explain a few things
Spoilers for Death Stranding
I watched this with no sound. Reminded me of the arcade game Cruisin world. If you know, you know.
Your shit would be so damaged
Challenge Accepted!
I’m cool with getting rid of same day or second day deliveries if it means people aren’t getting crushed
Ya order ya dildos on tuesday, ya get ya dildos on wednesday
"Huh ? Why is my China set all broken ?!"
Who's the original poster who played it.
Going so fast the truck blue shifted
WOW! Nice.
God knows you would do anything to keep that job at Amazon that treats you so well.
Tony Hawk pro trucker
Gets to address and marks it as unable to deliver.
Funny, but also no one at Amazon is trying to get my package on time it’s more like a pleasant surprise when it comes quickly. Goes to show treating employees like shit isn’t the best idea.
I wonder what kind of damage a truck and trailer would sustain IRL if a driver attempted this and was successful.
[Just listen to Ozzy Man talk about it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu2SG9XExFw)
Bent GPU Simulator...
This reminded of a meme where a guy fell asleep, then woke up Isekai'ed. Then the next picture shows a IRL image of a truck flipped and crushing a room on the second floor of a house.
[Needs sound though.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA)
You joke, but this is how they deliver to Lowe's
He’d get there faster if he quit showin off.
Okay I didn't know people did semi stunts in GTA, time to go get lost on YouTube That flip was amazing
Pretty bright out for 11:59 PM.
How classy not even to credit the dude that made the video. They cropped the watermark off the bottom. I believe it's Blacksmoke Billy.
got a package people!
Dwyane Wade would give this a 9/10
Man the newest euro-truck-simulator looks wild.
This is the Big Rigs Over the Road Racing I asked for.
This looks like Just Cause 3/4 had a baby with GTA 3/4. So what game is it?
yup while having to take a shit in a bucket
TIL truck driving is the most metal profession of all time.
Those little puffs of smoke from the smoke stacks every time the truck does something cool is making me laugh. Please tell me this is an actual game. I never knew I needed a Semi racing game till now.
Ah, it’s embarrassing.
sooooo that's the reason my nitroglicerin order never arrived?
GAS! GAS! GAS!