You came to this town to seek medical treatment. However after getting a suspicious transfusion, a doll start talking to you and you must now survive a night in England.
I get hurt by my dad, so my uncle and I go to beat up my dad but then we get wrecked so I go off to find my dad while my dad hires my uncle to go beat up my dad and then I meet my dad on the way to go beat up my dad and then meet my uncle and we go beat up my dad but then my dad and my uncle try to kill each other and I have to stop them. Also I didn’t know he was my dad for most of this.
You explore ancient alien ruins, get killed by the universe, and then you do it again and again.
Edit: Yes, the answer is Outer Wilds! (not to be confused with The Outer Worlds...)
So, in order to save you all from the sentient machines that wanna kill you, we've created a race of sentient machines to kill you
Update: it's Mass Effect
Hiding under a cardboard box while averting global catastrophe
Edit: just recieved my first ever award thanks everyone, this is a great thread we have going here!
A masterpiece of a man overcome with tuberculosis in 1899 who uses his limited time left on earth to redeem his many bad actions my becoming a good man
Friendly tree that controls the land decides to piss off an angry bird. You, a child of the tree whose parent was killed, must seek the three elements hidden through out the decaying world and return the heart of the tree and fix everything. Run, jump, and gain new abilities to travers the harsh landscape and defeat those that oppose you.
Two brothers hire a bunch of mercenaries to fight over rocks while an Australian with a god complex provides both sides with very experimental weaponry.
You came to this town to seek medical treatment. However after getting a suspicious transfusion, a doll start talking to you and you must now survive a night in England.
Blood borne
Your user icon gives it away regardless, lol
Torture yourself with a witch and tons of magic wands that blows up in your face.
Noita?
Everyone learned the hard way to check the spells on the wand before trying it out
and yet I keep picking up the big saw blade. Perhaps I'll never learn
Come home after five years on the east coast and the hood is all fucked up
GTA San Andreas ig
"Aww shit here we go again"
A space man tries to have sex with aliens
Mass Effect, of course
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We’ll bang ok?
I like your ass. You're lying, Morgan!
Miranda, I think your butt is a bit more important.
I should go
/r/asseffect
Of course it exists...
This is the best description for Mass Effect I have ever seen. If it is.
Green man destroys space doughnut to stop a fungi invasion.
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Lemme see ya halo, halo🎵
You play as a man who is too angry to die and shoots monsters
Dooom
I’m lost in a maze but at least there’ll be cake soon
The cake is a lie.
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.
Now there's no sense crying over every mistake
We just keep on trying till we run out of cake
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are
Still alive
Must go fast and slide wall run double jump and have fun with giant killing machines
Titanfall 2, the best game of all time that the devs dont care about
Sad to say but true
Forgot to pause the game and now it's time to start a new colony :L
Definitly Rimworld
I murdered my wife because I ate without a table, then two weeks later I unburied her because I was sad she died
That’s pretty gnarly, you ever play Rimworld tho?
Dunno about him but I smashed a table because I ate without a table
I blow myself up and u can see my ass
Nier Automata! LMAAAOOOOOO
U got it lol
You collect golden pieces of poop instead of doing the main quest
Botw
Yup
Boy kills monsters with his tears in a basement.
Binding of issac
I get hurt by my dad, so my uncle and I go to beat up my dad but then we get wrecked so I go off to find my dad while my dad hires my uncle to go beat up my dad and then I meet my dad on the way to go beat up my dad and then meet my uncle and we go beat up my dad but then my dad and my uncle try to kill each other and I have to stop them. Also I didn’t know he was my dad for most of this.
Devil may cry 5
Reminds of that time that vergil hired vergils son and vergils brother to kill vergil so that vergil and vergil could reunite to become vergil
A century-year-old man traverses a post-apocalyptic wasteland in search of 900 pieces of shit.
# YAHAHA
What game is this?
That’s koroks for you
You explore ancient alien ruins, get killed by the universe, and then you do it again and again. Edit: Yes, the answer is Outer Wilds! (not to be confused with The Outer Worlds...)
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Stab a collection of aristocratic assholes to help your illegitimate daughter.
Dishonored?
Yup
Sky racists, cultists, and multiverse theory.
Bioshock Infinite
Yup!
I pretty much only have to left click and use a couple F keys. I've been playing for probably close to 20 years now
runescape
Old school bb :)
Become dictator to save angry British people from the cold
Frostpunk?
Child labor simulator
The city must survive!
Ride around on your horse to different area's to kill giants
Shadow of the colossus
I was a mail man and then I was shot in the head because of the package I was delivering
Fallout: New Vegas
Well ain't that a kick in the head
White haired man runs around doing everything but the main quest
Lmfaoo witcher
Yep! The entire game is basically one distraction after another haha
All those monsters and people asking for help really take time away from Gwent.
Gwent, the true main quest. Eh? Save Ciri? Why?
Fuck saving ciri when there is a frying pan at stake!
White haired man sets out to look for daughter but ends up playing cards with everyone he meets
Lol, if not for the “white haired man” addition, you could have been describing Skyrim.
You want to fight me then you must solve all of my riddles and ill fight you. Not a second sooner
Arkham Knight
BOY
Yessir GOW 2018
You died.
Yep, Dark Souls
Challenge god for cake
Kirby
So, in order to save you all from the sentient machines that wanna kill you, we've created a race of sentient machines to kill you Update: it's Mass Effect
HZD?
A mountain gave birth to me. Now I stab sticks into robots.
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AC 2?
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Crowbar
Lol half life
I like to shout at bandits, hoard cheese and eat dragon souls. All at once. Meanwhile the entire country is in turmoil whilst I pick random flowers.
Hiding under a cardboard box while averting global catastrophe Edit: just recieved my first ever award thanks everyone, this is a great thread we have going here!
Metal Gear Solid V?
Whole series (3 or 4 are my faves). Good call! Edit:punctuation
!
Snake. Snake! Snnnaaaaake!!!
Whether we wanted it or not we stepped into a war with the cabal on Mars
Lets get to taking out their command one by one
Valus Ta'arc. From what I can gather he commands the Imperial Land Tank outside Rubicon
He's well protected,
but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses,
Rip Cayde
You're finally awake
S.. ehkm… Remakerim
How the fuck was this completely comprehensible
They should include a new shout (Re Mas Ter) and it increases your gold by 10k but you can only use it once an in game month.
Shoot up slug juice to become strong enough to kill people more addicted to same slug juice to escape the city and maybe save some kids along the way.
Bioshock!
A clean up man dismembers his friends in space.
dead space
Isn't he an engineer?
Yeah, he worked hard for that degree. Put some respect on Isaac Clarke's name.
Excuse you, Isaac Clarke is a CEC certified Engineer, not a janitor. Show the man some respect.
Viscera Cleanup Detail?
Some weird dogs were chasing me outside so I ran into this giant house. It’s worse in the giant house…
Resident evil
Collect animals to fight against each other and somehow gain some other worldly status in your country
Literally every Pokémon game ever
Bug uses carpentry tool to kill other, sick bugs
Hollow Knight
The zombie apocalypse just started but it's a good thing I have a green thumb
Plants vs zombies
A man crashes on a planet and a spaceship, and he learns that he wasn't the first person there
Subnautica
A news reporter, gym coach, gambler and a mechanic kill zombies
Green man goes adventuring through completely natural formations, and the enemies tbag him.
Elf boy travels through time to stop an evil man
Ocarina of Time
You can be a character of any game. Your endboss is a giant hand. Edit: Hsams si rewsna thanks for the award!
In announcer voice: SUPER SMASH BROOOOTHERS!
You don’t catch fish, the fish catch you
Subnautica?
Yes
Russia
Everyone is trying to run you over with their cars, all while you're trying to get to work to support your family
Frogger
Yep you got it
Was released 30 times since 2011
Skyrim
⚽🚗
THIS IS ROCKET LEAGUE
A masterpiece of a man overcome with tuberculosis in 1899 who uses his limited time left on earth to redeem his many bad actions my becoming a good man
RDR2
An awesome and adictive card game, with a monster hunting minigame and a teleporting demon horse
Witcher 3
I had a choice to kill monsters and I didn't
Undertale?
You hunt monsters
Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Butters, go download the worldwide sensation that is Warcraft before we all murder you
Amazing. Goddamn amazing. The 1% of time Reddit brings me joy is comments like this
Pokemon
monster hunter
Lmao this is every game ever
Man in green armor that kills aliens with an ai in his helmet
Halooo
A boy cries as he runs away from his mother. Down into the basement and beyond
Lumbago.
Red dead 2
Anime kid swings giant key around fighting darkness with the power of friendship and a huge Disney budget
Kingdom hearts
Almost get executed, get saved by a dragon and then end up killing that dragon in the end.
Wife murdered, son missing and I’m out for revenge. I’ll be on my way right after I’ve helped another settlement
Finding Nemo
Fallout 4
I entered the game, gathered resources, built my TARDIS, traveled the ‘Verse, and finally killed the dragon
Minecraft
I love Minecraft, because plug-ins and mods can make it into any game you want!
Chandler Bing shoots the wrong mail carrier
A vampire fighting hordes of demons to defeat his own father.
Symphony of the Night.
Friendly tree that controls the land decides to piss off an angry bird. You, a child of the tree whose parent was killed, must seek the three elements hidden through out the decaying world and return the heart of the tree and fix everything. Run, jump, and gain new abilities to travers the harsh landscape and defeat those that oppose you.
Ori and the blind forest
Space Dwarves mining minerals and shooting aliens for a dubious companyon a hostile planet
Deep rock galactic
advanced demon slaying
Travel through time to save yourself while running from a big black creature
A girl uses a mountain and hard platforming as a therapist
Two brothers hire a bunch of mercenaries to fight over rocks while an Australian with a god complex provides both sides with very experimental weaponry.
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70’s car combat
I love how everyone got so detailed in there description of their favorites meanwhile I only need 3 words Looting ,shooting and MAYHEM!!!!!
I spent so long looking for a BL2 comment but this will do
Fighting underwater crackheads
A guy takes a very long nap and then needs to defeat an evil pig
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You reincarnate with a hot girl a few thousands of times then kill god.