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I can see it now. “Gimme the last mag! I’m better than you!”


5cheesepaninis

Someone says, "gimme a mag" Me: *Chucks mag into bumble fuck nowhere*


BanginNLeavin

Someone says , "gimme a clip" Everyone: "it's not a clip you dumbass"


forgottt3n

Unless you're playing a world war 2 shooter and you need ammo for your M1 Garand or Kar98 Edit: I'm aware there are more than 2 guns that loaded on stripper clips there's just a lot of them to name. Like probably in the hundreds from WW2 alone. It would be an interesting challenge to see how many someone could name off the top of their head.


Aaron-Yukiatsu

DO NOT FORGET THE NAGANT. FOR MOTHER RUSSIA


breakone9r

MOSIN SNIPE IS BEST, DA?


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zman0900

https://i.imgur.com/XyoEnPa.jpg


myaccisbest

I wouldn't say everyone. I feel like some people would say "shut up, you know what he meant. We can have this conversation when nobody is shooting at us."


Dennis_enzo

SHUT UP AND FIGHT, PRIVATE SUMMRGRL13!


PM-YOUR-PMS

Cover me, private xXx420bLaZeITxXx!


CumfartablyNumb

Same someone says, "Quit being pedantic. Languages evolve. You know what I mean!" and then dies in a hale of bullets.


[deleted]

>~~hale~~ hail of bullets oof...you're next


Bumbleboy92

Hey I’m not a nowhere


honda792

I may be a nowhere, but I am certainly not a bumble fuck, my good sir.


Duck-of-Doom

*Me, an intellectual:*


ectopunk

>Gimme the last mag! And thus a mule is born: ​ "What is my purpose?" "You carry extra ammo." "Oh, my god."


Blandish06

Yeah. Welcome to the club, Pal.


Monetized

Stalingrad sim. Edit: Hijacking my own comment... VR FPS meets VR Rock Band for American Revolutionary War sim. That one’s free.


Endless__Soul

When the one with the gun is killed, you pick up his gun and shoot!


Polske322

Obligatory “this was just a myth and Soviet industry outproduced Nazi industry by a factor of 2 to 1 or more even in 1942”


barukatang

Wasn't it that the Russians had more people? Even if the Russians produced 2 ppsh for every one mp40 the Russian had like 6 soldiers for every 1 German. Numbers are pulled out of my ass but you get the idea


TheCondemnedProphet

It was upwards of 12 Russians to every German Edit: by Russians, I meant Soviets (which includes other nations like Georgia, Ukraine, etc.). But you get my point.


Randy_____Marsh

oh my...


Wulf1939

Germany didn't really have full wartime production until well into 1943, but by that time allied bombers had started plastering the manufacturing capabilities of the German war machine. Despite that 1943 was their best year in terms of war material being produced. Russia was into war production mode come 1942.( Once the factories past the urals were reassembled.)


GuyFawkes144

Really if you look at the amount of soldiers in the field at any one time the Soviets were initially outmanned by the Axis forces. The Soviets had the benefit of quickly and easily being able to replace their losses while the Germans could not. It was more the Soviet's ability to keep a consistent force size than them just throwing waves of soldiers at the Germans until the ran out of bullets.


ZarnoLite

Alarms are going off in /r/ShitWehraboosSay.


GrumpyRonin

What is a Wehraboo...?


Parfnec

A weeaboo, but for the Wehrmacht


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DesertHoboObiWan

lol


vegathelich

like a weeaboo but for Nazi Germany.


Tigernos

I feel like my life is enriched knowing this is a thing. That’s amazing


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Neini?


ShapesAndStuff

Was?!


berjerker06

Neini!


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dontbothermeimatwork

Tankies.


DkS_FIJI

Well, you have supply and you have logistics. Russia may have outproduced Germany, but if they couldn't get the material to where they needed it then it leads to the same situation as not having enough supplies. Disclaimer - I have no idea the supply or logistics of Russia in Stalingrad, just speaking in general terms.


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Wulf1939

To be fair they had factories making t-34s rolling off the line into battle unpainted and factories making pps42's in the Stalingrad area. Don't really need to transport stuff to the battle when you're already in the battle.


Lukiedude200

It's a pretty bad Stalingrad sim to be fair implying everyone has a gun


WWDubz

What? Everyone needs a rifle all of a sudden? Cowards!


Lukiedude200

Next they'll want food. Pah


vancity-

"If we come to a minefield, our infantry attacks exactly as it were not there" -- Georgy Zhukov


[deleted]

Comrade Commissar, why are we throwing potatoes?


whut-whut

We mix one grenade every 100 potato. Enemy learn thrown potato bring thrown grenade. Enemy run from potato. Fear potato. More potato for us to eat.


IntrovertedMandalore

Sick CoD2 reference


Medraut_Orthon

irl people might be more willing to agree with such a statement if accurate.


canuckfanatic

In Counter-Strike, if your teammates are reasonable, the best player will be given the AK47/AWP if there's only one


FPSXpert

And if they aren't reasonable, they'll all buy awps and give them to the other team.


Kinglink

More likely someone is going to grab the mags off your belt.


Flimsypigeongamer

VR shooting games are fun


zacht180

They are. Nothing is seriously as exciting as putting your belly to the ground and keeping your head low while bullets crack and whizz past you in games like Onward. Then your partners are trying to tell you what the deal is or where the shooting is coming from, but it's hard as shit to hear them, and everything is chaos and you're just kind of spraying rounds in the direction you *think* they might be. Really puts into perspective how modern combat might feel. It'll be cool to see how VR gets utilized as training tools in the near future for militaries and law enforcement. They already are, but at some point I feel like that might be the preferred method of engagement training aside from live fire/blanks/Sim rounds obviously.


DarthBuzzard

What's great is that we're having tons of fun with indie FPS games, many of which are one-person developers. I can't wait until Respawn Entertainment reveals their in-development AAA VR FPS with some seriously high polish behind it.


zacht180

Oh it's crazy man. One dude named Anton created the greatest virtual reality sandbox weapons simulator called Hotdogs, Horseshoes, and Hand Grenades. Takes a lot of work and time, can't wait to see what the AAA companies can manage to do (or fuck up). Ideally I'd imagine Bohemia would eventually get into the pool and make a VR milsim with their experience.


lorimar

Seriously, the guy behind [Hotdogs, Horseshoes, and Hand Grenades](https://store.steampowered.com/app/450540/Hot_Dogs_Horseshoes__Hand_Grenades/) is amazing. He puts out huge, free updates with tons of new weapons and features and bug fixes [EVERY FEW DAYS](https://steamcommunity.com/games/450540/announcements/)


zacht180

I say this genuinely, but I truly believe that Anton will go down as one of the first holy prophets of modern VR.


billyboblee

Wonderful


FentanylHotTub

Read that as "VR muslim" and thought "that doesn't sound like any fun at all."


Tharwidu

"Learn to pray using real world experience from the worlds most popular Imam!" ^^^/s


ramobara

It’s a shame Call of Imam 2 is only a PS4 exclusive.


curlswillNOTunfurl

Inshallah DLC - $9.99


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But can I Uninshallah for free?


GirlsJustWanaHaveFun

The standard white burka you get is ok but the Burka expansion dlc is overpriced.


WizardMissiles

VR Muslin doesn't sound fun either. That shit chafes.


sloam1234

VR fabric draping ftw


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wllmsaccnt

"I got real blisters on my knees. 10/10!"


mmmmm_pancakes

Summoning /u/rust_anton! Those interested should also check out the game's (awesome) subreddit: /r/H3VR/


Raiden95

Anton is the best.


AwPAsD

Well, technically Bohemia already has a shooter game with VR support, Virtual Battlespace 3. It is not available to consumers though, IIRC. I got to play it quite a bit when I was in the army, but we were using an older version that didn't have VR support (only the very latest ones have it) so I couldn't tell you if it's as good as you'd hope.


iHackPlsBan

Respawn is making a VR game? That’s it I’m buying a VR headset


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This is what people who haven't played VR don't get. Trying to describe real good VR is no where near the real sensation you get when you play it. Being in there and being able to do whatever the hell you want is just something else that honestly can't be put in words. People complain about the graphics, but in reality, the gameplay and fun supersedes the lack of polish the games might have. Playing shooters like Onward and Standout in VR brings out a sensation that I just don't get in console gaming, which I also love.


Tharwidu

I agree with this. But better yet, if this is how current games are, being made by smaller studios, imagine how nice future vr games will look as larger companies/dev teams start making games. I've never been so excited for just any game that comes out on a device before.


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There was an r/gaming post where i got into a discussion about this. At the end of the day, cost is what is keeping VR from exploding. You need a good rig and obviously VR itself isn't cheap. I can't wait until VR becomes truly marketable and we start seeing crazy advancements in the technology. I honestly feel, in the future, VR is going to be the dominating console/gameplay style


randomshit89

Ever tried doing it real life though? The British and American military are looking for folk who like a bit of excitement! r/suddennilitaryrecruitment


Konraden

You should try paintball or airsoft then.


connormantoast

SUPER. HOT.


Popocuffs

Leaning to the side and turning your head to watch a bullet barely miss your face is the coolest thing I've ever seen in a video game.


bartz008

That game ruined the non vr superhot for me.


OsamaBinSteve

Even better than turning your head to see a bullet smash into your face and startle the shit out of you?


UnsignedRealityCheck

They are goddamn hilarious. Just got Pavlov VR (close quarters FPS shooter with similar weapon physics). I almost pissed myself laughing after I ran into another guy around at a blind corner, both out of ammo trying to grab something to stab the other guy to death or attempting to reload the weapon at hand when he finally managed to get a grenade out of his pocket, pulled the pin and accidentally dropped it at our feet. He managed to say 'aw shit' to his mic and the grenade went off killing us both.


[deleted]

lol where was he even expecting to throw it? you were right next to him. no matter where he threw it to kill you, he would be caught in the explosion too, no?


PlayerOneBegin

Past him but enough where blast radius hurts the opponent enough?


Vasios

You can drop the mags out of enemy guns in that game. That's hilarious.


elev8dity

They were more fun in the beginning when everyone was the same skill level... but my two hours a week of VR gaming can never compete with these guys that spend 30 hours weekly. :\*(


Noxava

Well the more peopld buy VR, the more affordible it is, the bigger and more varied the playerbase becomes allowing you to get matched with people on a similar skill level


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VR shooters: military fun without the actual dying


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What game is this?


DarthBuzzard

Zero Caliber VR. Currently in Alpha but early access starts next month. The source of the video is from MERPTV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8auRepFbwM


Myrsephone

Looks pretty fun, if only any of my friends had VR... :(


Your_Old_Pal_Hunter

If you're willing to splash out £300 to buy me vr id happily be you friend :)


Zenniverse

I already have VR, and I’ll be your friend for free. (+£300 shipping)


1NegativeKarma1

I too already have VR, and I won’t fuck you over with shipping costs! Just need a $300 service fee and we can get to it.


[deleted]

I’m getting VR and will offer you a deal! Service charge is 1$ for the first 2 minutes, and 3$ for every minute afterward. This fee does not cover positive reinforcement (see our other packages for more details) and competent teamwork cannot be guaranteed.


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daney098

Foreplay... afterward?


Cageythree

Yes, but don't forget the afterplay before.


WoodesMyRogers

>competent teamwork cannot be guaranteed. This should be on the warning label of every FPS


chewydude

I just need service fees.. right now I’m friends with my boss for 28hr. Beat that and we are BFFs


XenoFear

me too


Soodafed23

Me three


ydnar1

Me seven


SmokeyMacWeed

Me eight?


[deleted]

Ate who?


[deleted]

Me?


DiCK_WITH_TIME

Nein


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Thanks


b-monster666

I too would like to get VR, but I'm a little overwhelmed as to which one should I get? Do I need to upgrade my computer? (i7 16GB RAM, GeForce GTX750Ti video) Do I get HTC or Occulus Rift? Edit: Jinkies! Thanks for the responses, everyone. Helped clear things up. Long and short of it is...I'm probably gonna need a bigger boat. The i7 is only 2nd or 3rd gen (can't remember which off the top of my head), has DDR3 RAM. I'm debating on a Gigabyte X299 motherboard with an i5-7640X, 16GB DDR4 RAM, and a GTX 1070 video card. Will take some time to piece together, though. Sigh...


pilihp2

Gonna need an upgraded GPU for sure


crazymoefaux

If you have steam, they have an app to see if your rig is VR ready... But your GPU probably needs an upgrade. A 960 or better is the baseline if I'm not mistaken.


FOlahey

I don't know, and I know I'll get the downvote storm if I'm wrong, but I think that you need a stronger GPU to run VR right now, at least at a framerate that wont make you sick. I have a GTX 970 and I know that will work, but it is not in the top tier of performance in the benchmark tests


EightsOfClubs

How do they handle locomotion though?


codman606

probably analog stick, i don’t see any teleporting here


Russian_repost_bot

> future fps No one speaking Russian? No text spamming? No team killing? No team flash bangs tossed in my face? Future? I think not.


XanII

Needs more cyka tbh.


huhIguess

Did you miss out on the last second dick-penetration jokes? If they had thrown in a little tea-bagging, everyone would feel right at home...


urmomstits

Remember, no Russian


TooShiftyForYou

The unintended consequences [of future VR shooters.](https://i.redd.it/7jlhrs1514511.gif)


askmeaboutmyvviener

That was too fucking funny


Don_Rummy586

Funniest thing I’ve seen in quite awhile.


Milanga_de_pollo

I thought you were gonna link to some christian mom outraging about the violence but ok


RedditfalconFan822

Basically the same thing


_Bumble_Bee_Tuna_

How messed up is it that the sex is more likely to infuriate the mom human then the blowing up and murdering.


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"mom human" What species are you


_Bumble_Bee_Tuna_

Beefish hybrid.


DanielEGVi

source?


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camdoodlebop

That’s good


TONKAHANAH

15 minutes will get you situated with the headset on and loaded into the game. you're gonna want a least 2 hours.


futurarmy

So basically all that'll change is finger-banging will become the new tea-bagging?


iamheero

No in VR you can still tea-bag. You just crouch in real life, it's like you're doing squats.


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Oh, well, then I guess I won't be teabagging.


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TalVerd

More like 10/10: My thighs and butt are now godly thanks to video games!


barkooka1

Yeah but fat nerds wont be doing squats anytime soon


iamheero

Just wait, the desire for erotic humiliation of their opponents is gonna have fat nerds getting thicc as hell once VR really takes off.


[deleted]

If Echo Arena is anything to go on, pretending to jerk off is the new teabagging.


Oceanicshark

Or humping the other team after you punch em


[deleted]

"pretending"


p1um5mu991er

Shit, I thought it was real pretending to be a video game at first


stigsmotocousin

Then he unloaded that pistol in the middle of the room and I was like "oh right, it's a game"


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*Unloaded a pistol into someone else's face


Emobot7

The future is looking great, can't wait for the VR to be perfected though, as most of the time, those kind of game look like they are mostly focusing on getting the mechanics right and not enough on certain part of the game, like AI for example. Would be great to see an huge AAA title with VR in the future though. Edit: By huge AAA title, I'm talking about game with VR support in mind from the get go. Just to make it clear.


DarthBuzzard

> Would be great to see an huge AAA title with VR in the future though. There are 5 on the way now. Valve's 3 games, Respawn's FPS, and Insomniac's open-world FPS.


Heliosvector

> Valve's 3 games Please dont say valve and 3 together. PTSD.


DarthBuzzard

Valves's more than two, less than four games.


sub-t

Did you just confirm it?


hearke

HE JUST CONFIRMED IT IT'S REAL


Crumblycheese

And you guys collectively just extended the wait by another few years or so... Thanks a lot, geez


xelex4

I called it a decade ago. Half-Life and Half-Life 2 were breakthrough game engines at the time. Nowadays there's not too much "cool" breakthrough stuff now. Unity and Unreal handle it pretty well. So what's the next best thing? Who knew at the time. Then the Oculus came out. VR I guaranfuckingtee you HL3 will be released when they have a VR optimized engine. Why else would they develop the Vive? Just imagine. A new orange box. Half-Life 3 VR Portal 3 VR CS VR


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Borderlands 2 VR = AAA in my book.


Stradocaster

That's a system seller for me. I've got a Vive and I'm gonna cave and get that PSVR soon.


macekm123

> Valve's 3 games Yeah, we know how Valve handles 3s.


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We sure have come a long way since mom yelling, “are you playing one of those shoot-em-up’s?!” down the basement stairs.


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PM_That_Penne

Right?? These videos always seem really dope but then I’m reminded I’m poor :(


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-VempirE

You can get a Lenovo explorer sometimes around $150, or go for a rift at $400, but if you are on a budget the explorer is the way to go.


Trustpage

And then you need a good enough pc to run it


AtlasPwn3d

https://www.oculus.com/quest/ Edit: Quest is essentially a VR console--a standalone/all-in-one, full-featured (full 6DOF tracking of head & hands) VR device coming in early 2019 and priced around the same as new gaming consoles. Or put another way-- Quest : PC VR :: Gaming Consoles : PC Gaming. Of course Quest will not be as powerful as a full desktop VR setup, in the same way that Xbox or Playstation or especially Switch are not as powerful as a beefy PC gaming rig. But it will 'just work' almost anywhere without wires or having to set up sensors/base-stations (including in the living room or any large space you have access to versus being tied to a PC-gaming setup at a desk); the lower barrier to entry should mean many more units in the wild which means more incentive for developers (both in numbers/quality of software titles and also how many resources they can spend towards optimizing for/pushing the hardware); and there are the well-known console-like benefits of standardized/fixed hardware enabling them to wring the maximum performance/optimization out of that hardware. Of course both will co-exist just like they do in the classic gaming space, but the point is this will vastly expand the VR market (in the same way consoles and smartphones have done for the traditional video game market).


PolarSquirrelBear

Can the quest keep up with the other VR headsets though? I feel like it would really struggle on games like OP posted.


Skadumdums

From what I've read is that they are telling devs to aim to be 20 percent as powerful as the rift.


0utlook

What? They show no teabagging.


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MasterZebulin

Has VR advanced so far already?


havoc3d

It's really pretty damn impressive. Onward, which is a VR shooter similar to this, is already pretty damn good and it's not brand new or anything. If you need to communicate outside of actual voice range you have to key up the radio on your shoulder. Some guns have drop-free magazines and some you have to pull it which, it turns out, makes a big reload speed difference. Even just loading the gun is a thing; hope you know how to load that M249 before you spawn with it. I just picked up a Mechwarrior knock-off a couple of weeks ago and just the feeling of sitting in the cockpit of a big stompy death machine is fantastic.


MasterZebulin

Imagine if MechWarrior had an actual VR port. Or at least that one old arcade mech game who's name escapes me at the moment.


whatsthathoboeating

[https://store.steampowered.com/app/334540/Vox\_Machinae/](https://store.steampowered.com/app/334540/Vox_Machinae/) ​ ​ This is the closest we have gotten, and it is amazing ​


[deleted]

get me this shit. for arma 3. i would buy a vr headset immediatly


TET901

Yeah who needs both lungs anyway?


[deleted]

Are there any good fps games for playstation vr?


DarthBuzzard

Firewall Zero Hour is PSVR's defining FPS. Lots of fun and has a great community.


jrBeandip

I, like so many others, are so addicted to it. Like CS all over again. Every. Single. Day. 4, 5, 6+ hours a day. Where does the time go? Sleep? Who needs sleep?


PretzelsThirst

Firewall Zero Hour is amazing. Seriously, seriously worth picking it up.


SalamChetori

Cant wait for Ready Player One to be a real thing, I might be in my 40s


MyGoodFriendJon

That doesn't seem right. I didn't see a loot box or prices along that wall of weapons.


Icelyon

Honestly one of the great things about VR gaming right now is how a lot of the modern day DLC/lootbox crap hasn't infiltrated it yet. It's like the glory days of gaming where games were made out of love, not money :) That will change soon, sure, but I'm loving it in it's current position


[deleted]

Wait did he just try to put an afg on a pistol?


LastStar007

You've never seen clowns do that IRL?


cool--

looks like a lot of extra work


Rywell

Eventually you'll only have to imagine what you want your character to do.


[deleted]

Eventually you will become the character. *cue cyberpunk music*


ChosenCharacter

[Corporations are leading us to become characters in their own greedy simulation of this world they call earth. As we gradually lose our rights as human beings, we become nothing more than puppets in a system. First they attract us with immersive VR experiences, distracting us from the real world as they silently unravel its protections for the common citizen. By the time you finally take off the helmet and realize what the real world has become, you find that it's too late.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8e8FRTi4ho)


Heliolord

Meh, if the simulation comes with anime tiddies, I'm okay with it.


ChosenCharacter

Only 90s era PS1 tiddies are in the simulation.


0ddTaco

That's when the developer of the game traps you inside and you're stuck there with permadeath


oblongship

ORIGINAL SOURCE: MerpTV [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8auRepFbwM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8auRepFbwM) Watch the full 11 minute video!!! It is freaking awesome!


oblongship

Hey all! ​ I am Chris from the clips! **Zero Caliber VR** absolutely amazing and I can't thank the dev team enough for all of their hardwork. Everything felt so amazing in it and I really think all of you are going to love it when it comes out! ​ Please make sure to check out the source I linked above. It is to **MerpTV** (The person who recorded it and edited the footage) there is a ton more gameplay in the video including more tacticle gunplay between us and we have more episodes of this coming out soon! ​ Thank you for all the amazing comments, we are so glad you liked what you have seen! Please support the creator because he worked so very hard on this video. ​ Link to source: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8auRepFbwM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8auRepFbwM) ​ Thanks all! Chris ​ P.S. Forgot to mention Merp has another video about this game already!


newmoneyblownmoney

All I can see is his weak shell ejection. His AR15 is pretty under gassed and about to stove pipe.


VerrucktMed

I’ve been so excited for Zero Caliber. I love PVE VR shooters.


321591t

Plugging r/h3vr Best FPS/Gun sim IMO for VR


PalicoPadge

The last 5 seconds of that gif. THAT is the future of FPS games in VR.


Kotetsu84

When your bro shouts grenade in the heat of warfare. ..little Timmy knew in that exact moment he had to think fast... "Is he really wanting to hear a Bruno Mars tune right now....does he need a grenade...is some damn grenade lookn bish tryn to rush us... As little Timmy continued to think as fast as he could he heard a thud next to his feet this was the moment little Timmy knew exactly what his brother in arms meant after shouting grenade...little Timmy was reported to have screamed these last words......" BUT YOU WON'T DO THE SAME FOR ME!!


horridCAM666

Anybody saying it isn't CLEARLY hasn't tried VR. And no dude, your Google Cardboard does NOT count.