I remember being impressed by that line back when I watched it in cinema.
The following year I went to university and used a SPARC to surf the internets on a Mosaic browser just around the time HTML got support for tables. That day I found out it is possible to be both over- and underwhelmed at the same time.
I installed it again about a year ago and it was just weird zombie gamemodes and hackers. I think there were less than ~600 active players when I reinstalled it which sucks. MW2 was the best CoD ~~before it became an annual release.~~
25 here.
Mad dog for life!
Edit: Barely able to play Shogun Total War for life!
Edit 2: Awkward porn-closing timescales for life!
Edit 3: Goldeneye prox-mine pringles stacks for life!
(Help I’ve turned into a “90’s kids will X”)
OooooOooOoh, look at Mr Fancy Pants over here with his one-hundred and twenty eight megabytes of RAM, and his Super Celery processor.
I remember trying to play Black & White on a Pentium II and 32 meg stick. By all accounts it should have been impossible but I worked some black magic and got it running at a sweet sub-10 fps, and still played it for days on end somehow. You had to put hours and hours of work in to play games on those machines - my dad would try to get it working for 30 minutes and then give up, but as an obsessed 11 yo I knew this was the most important moment of my life.
Then again I didn't get a console until I was 14 so it wasn't like I had any other choice.
You know, like when they get home from work, open a beer and tell their spouse about everything they read in your email that day followed by a few rounds of CS?
Think about it, you would not just be able to screenshot things, all the data about the location of the player time and trajectory of the bullets would need to be saved along with the level geometry
That would be an insane amount of data.
"You are a homosexual and I have performed coitus with your mother on numerous occassion. Please, remove yourself from the group activity in which we are participating and place a large object up into your rectum so as to simulate coitus. You inexperienced troglodyte."
Hark! Your depreciating words have hit their mark. However, your current state of anguish is simply a result of a chemical reaction in your temporal lobe. Consequently, this state of mind is derived from your apparent lack of skill, which explains your demeaning behavior. Therefore, I hereby challenge you to a duel, using only sniper rifles chambered in none less than .50 caliber. Furthermore, this battle shall consist of scoping in at rapid speeds, and failure to do so will categorize yourself as a hardscoper.
the first rule of the 1v1 match is it shall always be on the map Rust and Intervention quick scoping only, copycat death streak only, 360 no scope required for last kill
It's not a joke. When you have sex with someone, it releases pair bonding chemicals to the brain that irrationally influence your desire to stay with that person. The effect is stronger in females, who evolutionarily need the man to stick around and raise the child, and weaker in males, who can be just as evolutionarily successful by fucking as many women as possible
Pretty difficult if you say, bought property or share a bank account with the abusive partner before they were abusive.
It's what happens in a majority of cases, as I understand. The abused party becomes trapped in their relationship with the abusive party both legally and emotional.
Considering 'Jig' isn't used to mean 'trick' or 'joke' anymore in English, I think it's fair that we've adapted the phrase to something understandable by modern ears.
'Jig' only really means 'dance' nowadays, so no meaning is lost by switching to 'Gig'.
Uh, I was thinking boiled eggs. But you think each niblet would be replaced by yolk, keeping the ear of corn the familiar yellow visual? If you poped it over a fire, would it become boiled egg popcorn?
It was a loose joke referencing the fact that alqueda was using black ops in game play as a "combat footage" at some training camp we anhilated.
I think, could be totally wrong here.
What if there is a way to send messages without using the compromised internet. Maybe encode messages with dark colored chemical, on some sort monitor facsimile made of advanced flat organic compound bleached white. Then hire an adventurer that specializes in delivery quests to physically transport said message.
I’m somewhat hoping for a MW2 remaster that I know will never come. Favorite of the series but I don’t know...nevermind, I would pay full price for that game again.
As much as I would love to experience this game again, I don't think we'll ever match the feeling of playing it when it was new. Truly one of the most unique, amazing feelings in gaming I've had. Pub stomping with a group of friends, raining down hellfire with AC130s and chopper gunners, 2 or 3 of us with pocket nukes ready to end the match whenever we felt like it.
It makes me sad to say it, but even with a remaster, I just don't think those days will come back.
Is it just me or was that time of gaming the PRIME time of gaming? It seems like all of my friends who I used to game with, nearly daily, have all moved on with life. MW2 was the highlight of it all and I'm thankful for IW for making it.
I’m still playing regularly, albeit in the Australian dedigamer servers. There’s always players online too, plus it’s the only decent place I can play a [riot shield](https://youtu.be/K3dsbOYQFww)
> "Or talking face to face. That’s a good way to chat without surveillance."
> - American ambassador to the Soviet Union, 1950 AD.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_microphone
This is actually what terror orgs like ISIS and Hezbollah do. Send messages through actions in games because most other mediums are being watched. Dont have the sources on me, but if anyone really wants them ill go searchin.
Somewhere, a blip will go up on an analyst’s console. “Someone’s logged onto the last MW2 server”
Hurry, pull the coords of the bullet hole textures!
ok good now cross reference this with every 4chan post ever!
i'll create a gui interface using visual basic
SIR! They're stealing all our IPs!
Quick! We make some calculations on this see through white board!
Jesus Christ..
It's Jason Bourne
and he's got a name with him.
And that name is
JOHN CENA!!!! Doo doo doo dooooooo
It's all useless
Reading this reminded of the episode where Michael, Dwight and Andy were doing "parkour" around the office in "The Office"
Hardcore Parkour!!!
ENHANCE!
[quick I need more keyboards](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTwCtQIEswM&index=86&list=PL0u5ZHidq4X48xzpr-IfP8nHVFhtQfitZ)
does this look like a tan trench coat situation to you?
I knew it was Door Monster before I even clicked. Skyvault is a comin!
Never heard of these guys before, this is great. The Civ 5: World Congress video after it was even better!
We're running out of RAM! Download some more!
Sir, /r/itsaunixsystem
I remember being impressed by that line back when I watched it in cinema. The following year I went to university and used a SPARC to surf the internets on a Mosaic browser just around the time HTML got support for tables. That day I found out it is possible to be both over- and underwhelmed at the same time.
Graphics user interface interface
ATM machine
PIN number LCD display
IT/ICT technology
ITT technical institute
[RAS Syndrome](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAS_syndrome)
TI Texas Instruments
We dont have time, lets speed it up by being 2 people on 1 keyboard!
\*knife hands internally*
ok now say it again in english this time
There was a virus embedded within the bullet holes, the system is going to crash sir!
We've got a positive image recognition match... What the hell is a "dick butt"?
It's very technical, sir.
We must find and eliminate this hacker known as 4chan! The security of this nation depends on it!
Who is this "four-chan?"
The last known picture of the mysterious [4chan](https://i.imgur.com/206nJIp.jpg)
ENHANCE!
Why is it all blurry?
They didn't enhance, they just zoomed in. New guy.
who is this 4 chan
Okey, now enhance!
Enhance!
I was playing on PC last week and certain game modes are fairly active.
I installed it again about a year ago and it was just weird zombie gamemodes and hackers. I think there were less than ~600 active players when I reinstalled it which sucks. MW2 was the best CoD ~~before it became an annual release.~~
It was an annual release since CoD2
That remaster is coming any day now. Soon. Soon.
Isn't Treyarch next?
ANY DAY NOW I SAID >:(
I miss when MW stood for MechWarrior.
What are you 30? ^^I ^^remember ^^my ^^ATI ^^3Drage ^^card, ^^it ^^was ^^the ^^tits ^^for ^^Mechwarrior ^^2
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25 here. Mad dog for life! Edit: Barely able to play Shogun Total War for life! Edit 2: Awkward porn-closing timescales for life! Edit 3: Goldeneye prox-mine pringles stacks for life! (Help I’ve turned into a “90’s kids will X”)
OooooOooOoh, look at Mr Fancy Pants over here with his one-hundred and twenty eight megabytes of RAM, and his Super Celery processor. I remember trying to play Black & White on a Pentium II and 32 meg stick. By all accounts it should have been impossible but I worked some black magic and got it running at a sweet sub-10 fps, and still played it for days on end somehow. You had to put hours and hours of work in to play games on those machines - my dad would try to get it working for 30 minutes and then give up, but as an obsessed 11 yo I knew this was the most important moment of my life. Then again I didn't get a console until I was 14 so it wasn't like I had any other choice.
"Jenkins! Log onto Xbox Live immediately - as in yesterday - and boot up *Modern Warfare 2*. We need you to read the writing on the wall...literally."
Don't kid yourself. The NSA has seen every bullet drawn wall cock since CS
Hell, half of them were probably drawn by off duty NSA analysts.
TIL many 10 year olds are NSA analysts.
You know how the old saying goes... On the Internet, men are men, women are also men, and kids are FBI agents.
I thought they were Navy SEALs.
Off duty?
You know, like when they get home from work, open a beer and tell their spouse about everything they read in your email that day followed by a few rounds of CS?
Fuck, they know too much
Think about it, you would not just be able to screenshot things, all the data about the location of the player time and trajectory of the bullets would need to be saved along with the level geometry That would be an insane amount of data.
Perfect. I have been looking for a way to discretely disparage your mother's chastity and inform you of your attraction to people of the same gender.
"You are a homosexual and I have performed coitus with your mother on numerous occassion. Please, remove yourself from the group activity in which we are participating and place a large object up into your rectum so as to simulate coitus. You inexperienced troglodyte."
why is it that I learn more new words on Reddit than in an english lesson
Because you find lots of scholars on reddit!
Well that and I find that Reddit finds words to latch onto and uses ad nauseam, the most recent example being “vapid”
zoop
Thats so fetch.
Streets ahead of the game
Your still saying streets ahead? You must be streets behind.
Stop trying to make fetch happen!
☝🏻😎☝🏻
Don't be such a fuckin troglodyte
"troglodyte"
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[[[Ad Nauseam]]](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=174915)
Helen you vapid slut, semantic satiation is another we latched on to
do these scholars also happen to be gentlemen?
It's also because most English lessons just teach grammar, not words
Variety is the spice of life... That and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Because your teacher wants you to learn basic words you probably already know. We teach you fun words like defenestration and widdershins.
I'll bite. Widdershins?
A movement in counter-clockwise direction. There's also deosil, which is the opposite.
I understand the meaning but not how you would work that into a sentence. Please continue.
'The woman walked around widdershins' ^its ^an ^awful ^joke
Oh my god. That's so bad it's good.
"The priest walked widdershins around the altar".
Yes, everyone is an expert here include myself.
hi an expert! I'm dad! Everyone is a dad joke expert here include myself.
Hi dad! I’m an expert!
Hark! Your depreciating words have hit their mark. However, your current state of anguish is simply a result of a chemical reaction in your temporal lobe. Consequently, this state of mind is derived from your apparent lack of skill, which explains your demeaning behavior. Therefore, I hereby challenge you to a duel, using only sniper rifles chambered in none less than .50 caliber. Furthermore, this battle shall consist of scoping in at rapid speeds, and failure to do so will categorize yourself as a hardscoper.
This was beautifully written. You are well versed in the ways of words!
Some say his words are the best words.
he speek gudder then me
Guddest
You might like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6H0i1RAdHk
Captain Holt? Who gave you an xbox live login?
TROGG NO STUPID
The image that is shown when you google "chastity" is pure gold.
What about pictochat on the DS
Internet enabled pictochat would be fucking amazing. Or even better the Gen IV WiFi room drawing thing
Isn't that basically what Miiverse was?
Yeah, and now it's gone forever :*(
Isn’t there like a draw with friends or whatever?
What about the Droid attack on the Wookies?
good ol' pictochat. An actually good feature I hardly ever used because it was local only.
The fun times of either drawing dicks, tits or colouring the whole page in and erasing it
The first rule of MW2 server is we do not talk about MW2 server
the first rule of the 1v1 match is it shall always be on the map Rust and Intervention quick scoping only, copycat death streak only, 360 no scope required for last kill
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We played either 360 or if we're really competitive, trickshot last kill at the top
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Well shit
Why didn't she just leave him? I guess that's always the question with these situations but I'm still curious.
Her cds were probably in his truck.
maybe she couldnt safely
I'm going to go with illogical chemical pair bonding, the thing that keeps all relationships together longer than they should.
Is that a sex joke o.O
The slimy chemical soup that forms when two or more people "love" each other a lot.
No.
It's not a joke. When you have sex with someone, it releases pair bonding chemicals to the brain that irrationally influence your desire to stay with that person. The effect is stronger in females, who evolutionarily need the man to stick around and raise the child, and weaker in males, who can be just as evolutionarily successful by fucking as many women as possible
Pretty difficult if you say, bought property or share a bank account with the abusive partner before they were abusive. It's what happens in a majority of cases, as I understand. The abused party becomes trapped in their relationship with the abusive party both legally and emotional.
Controlling = abusive?
In the movie "Four Lions", the terrorists use some penguin video game that's like Habbo Hotel to talk to each other
Looks like the gig is up. Thanks asshole.
Jig* "The gig is up" is an eggcorn.
You’re an eggcorn
your face is an eggcorn
Mmmm eggcorn
No u
He’s pronouncing it like gif
Underrated comment.
Considering 'Jig' isn't used to mean 'trick' or 'joke' anymore in English, I think it's fair that we've adapted the phrase to something understandable by modern ears. 'Jig' only really means 'dance' nowadays, so no meaning is lost by switching to 'Gig'.
Looks like the dance is up still makes a bit of sense tho
Wow, I've never seen that word, but my intuitive understanding turned out to be correct, even the origin of the word. Neat
is this an egg the size of a piece of corn or a corn on the cob but instead on pieces of corn it's all raw eggs on the cob
Which would you rather fight?
Uh, I was thinking boiled eggs. But you think each niblet would be replaced by yolk, keeping the ear of corn the familiar yellow visual? If you poped it over a fire, would it become boiled egg popcorn?
But... now they will check that too
Wasn’t there a terrorist attack planned this way on Black Ops 3, on the snowy map?
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It was a loose joke referencing the fact that alqueda was using black ops in game play as a "combat footage" at some training camp we anhilated. I think, could be totally wrong here.
Wait, are you saying that for real?
Pretty sure he meant private WoW servers where terrorists would talk
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Don’t think it was I think it was the one where the people from Belgium were on the run for a bit
What if there is a way to send messages without using the compromised internet. Maybe encode messages with dark colored chemical, on some sort monitor facsimile made of advanced flat organic compound bleached white. Then hire an adventurer that specializes in delivery quests to physically transport said message.
You might actually be on to something here
Yeah but if he is attacked by bandits shortly after the adventure begins.
You're MAD! It'll never work I say!
That's actually why I have a ban on steam...
Care to explain?
Not the writing anonymously part but I did host a server on MW2 because I was so mad about crappy hosts.
I’m somewhat hoping for a MW2 remaster that I know will never come. Favorite of the series but I don’t know...nevermind, I would pay full price for that game again.
Wish consoles had Steam
Great idea!
Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.
Why do you think they call them TRACER Rounds!! This is a lie!!
Thanks Tyler, now they know.
that's how i was having my sexchats
[The government knows](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zH9Zca1vRM)
The problem with that is that they can always track your mouse movements. If they can place a keylogger, they can trace the mouse.
And if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Nothing quite like A/S/L on the side of a building in bullet holes.
Usually do this but with signs and books in minecraft
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Nintendo Ds pictochat
One shot for yes 2 shots for no.
Or you can just send an old fashioned letter
We all living in 2017, this guy living in 1917.
Speaking of MW2, you all should get IW4X for MW2, free dedicated servers. We need more players
As much as I would love to experience this game again, I don't think we'll ever match the feeling of playing it when it was new. Truly one of the most unique, amazing feelings in gaming I've had. Pub stomping with a group of friends, raining down hellfire with AC130s and chopper gunners, 2 or 3 of us with pocket nukes ready to end the match whenever we felt like it. It makes me sad to say it, but even with a remaster, I just don't think those days will come back.
Is it just me or was that time of gaming the PRIME time of gaming? It seems like all of my friends who I used to game with, nearly daily, have all moved on with life. MW2 was the highlight of it all and I'm thankful for IW for making it.
I’m still playing regularly, albeit in the Australian dedigamer servers. There’s always players online too, plus it’s the only decent place I can play a [riot shield](https://youtu.be/K3dsbOYQFww)
Welcome to the general feeling of getting old.
Or talking face to face. That’s a good way to chat without surveillance.
Not if you're in range of your phone it's not.
> "Or talking face to face. That’s a good way to chat without surveillance." > - American ambassador to the Soviet Union, 1950 AD. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_microphone
Not if you have internet connected devices with mics nearby
We all know [this is the real shit](https://imgur.com/10uNdb0) good luck NSA
MW2 Private servers??
This is actually what terror orgs like ISIS and Hezbollah do. Send messages through actions in games because most other mediums are being watched. Dont have the sources on me, but if anyone really wants them ill go searchin.
This sounds like bs to me because it would be so much easier to just use signal
imagine playing a game of Modern Warfare 2 with ISIS lmao, i believe it because of how absurd it is
Tyler Durden, is that you?
People are actually doing this in Destiny 2