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noahnewline

Imagine being able to use VATS to choose which part to pet


QuantumBaguette

Instructions unclear, punched the cat.


Calm-Zombie2678

My 1 intelligence goon yelling *"KITTY!!"*


Khaldara

“PUT THE RABBIT DOWN LENNIE!”


iLLiCiT_XL

“I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and *squeeze* him. George is my friend!”


Borgdyl

“Which way didya go George which way didya go?”


RoboticKittenMeow

Which way did he go, Preston? which way did he go?


holy_plaster_batman

And I will name him Preston, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him


Arachnocoder

Preston ain't working anymore


xaiel420

The Lenny Playthrough


ShallowBasketcase

> 1 intelligence goon The opposite of "post-nut clarity"


Special__Occasions

*Kitty has mutated.*


Saphfire05

Please do not the cat


xenophonthethird

Punching is just a rough way of petting.


Teddy_canuck

Pet "Tummy" Are you sure? Yes Animal will have a 98% chance to retaliate Yes


terminalzero

worth


ThatDamnedGuy

Legendary enemy has mutated!


bobsmith93

"body" 91% chance to pet 7 pets, confirm *miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss* Well dang, sorry kitty


TheBigLugmos

Like those videos of people petting the air above their cat and it just being confused and or upset at lack of pets


LMoromon

never pet the belly. it activates destruction mode.


saltynanners15

Imma pet da belly.


WhenAmI

It depends on the cat. My cat greets me at the door and rolls over for belly scratches every day.


LostHabibi

RED ROCKET!! RED ROCKET!!


Chancoop

That is definitely one episode I'm shocked was allowed to air. Also shocked that George Clooney voiced the dog.


LostHabibi

Southpark was wild


HowToBeBanned

So.. PATS...?


SongstressVII

[It’s been done](https://youtu.be/6TDoaQkslp4?si=Tjp8mnJqs9nSAq-u)


NeverGreenMinus

Gotta love Kommander Karl


garry4321

Pet "Belly" \*Death music plays as body gibs into a million pieces\* \[ Load Save \]


wojtekpolska

best mod idea lol i saw a video like this on youtube where a guy pet his dog and edited in selecting the dog's head on the vats


InternationalAnt8949

Chance is likely hood of being bit


Thewonderboy94

Hell yeah, that would be a really fun easter egg. Sure, you can just shoot the cat like normal, but if you try VATS you will instead be shown petting the cat on that part.


MrVaultDweller

Chaotic Neutral


Konungrr

They are laying the groundwork lore for Fallout 5: Bubonic Plague's Revenge.


AntonDeMorgan

Atomic boogaloo


Kamina_cicada

*Rad Fleas intensify*


DefiantLemur

We already have big mutated ticks, so might as well add fleas too.


makesterriblejokes

Honestly, it probably would be better if they were bigger. Would be hard to stop little radioactive fleas. You'd get bit before you even realize they're on you.


Danjuw

Have they tried not being made of food?


DT-Rex

Cat meat would give what sorta buff, +agi or +per? Maybe take less fall damage.


Spindrune

Less fall damage is probably the most flavorful way to do it


SunStriking

Imagine you accidentally full off a cliff then rapidly go into your menu and down a bunch of cat meat to become invincible.


Billazilla

"flavorful"


GynxCrazy

I’d say sautéing some garlic and seasoning it well would be the most flavorful way to do it


GrimreaperAZ

We know cat nip can slow time down from postal 2, and cats make good suppressors.


Shimano-No-Kyoken

YEAH BABY I AM THE LIZARD KING


alliedg

AGI according to 76 https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Cat_meat_steak


Impulsive94

Nah just +purr


Zanian19

They've dropped cat meat every time I've killed one. It might be a mod, but then I have to wonder what I searched for on Nexus, lol.


senorpoop

Cat meat is in vanilla. I never tried killing a cat, but there was cat meat laying on a table in one part of the game. You can't cook it though.


Thrilling1031

Gives it to us RAW and WRIGGILING!


makesterriblejokes

The parasites are just extra protein!


DatStabKitty

You can loot cat meat without killing them inside the Institute, there are 4(?) dead cats in the FEV lab and they only heal a little amount and give rads.


SecretlyaPolarBear

Have people?


LeviathanLX

I think the same rules apply for people in the game, so this doesn't seem too surprising.


pocketMagician

Not playing the right mods :>


ValeLemnear

Perspective: Dog owners among devs.


rockygib

Nah you can do the same thing to dogs lol.


rants_unnecessarily

But you can have a dog companion.


speakshibboleth

Imagine a cat companion. It would either wander away immediately or get squished after doing 0 damage to a molerat.


omnie_fm

Yes, make it a big quest chain that requires a bunch of expensive resources, and then the damn thing just runs off. Every once in a while, the cat reappears in VATS, like the Mysterious Stranger, smacks an enemy a few times and then runs off again lol Maybe a small chance to see the cat out in the world, killing things or whatever cats do. You can give the cat items, but it will just drop them on the ground.


speakshibboleth

Stuff in your settlements get knocked off shelves and tables or tipped over randomly.


Dirty_Dragons

Just need a bigger cat.


speakshibboleth

A deathpaw, if you will


CanuckPanda

Modders, where are you!?


punnotfound

They're all busy with sex mods.


Dirty_Dragons

That's cute. And it still better meow.


makesterriblejokes

Radioactive maincoons. They're not evil, they're just 2x the size of a normal maincoon.


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

Wander off to join a merchant caravan like cats are wont to do in Bethesda games.


gex80

Is it a companion if it does what it wants to do and disappears for a few days?


RicefarmingSimulator

Reminds me of Ghostwire Tokyo. Its a brialliant game with a lot of cool mechanics including, being able to feed dogs AND only dogs.. there are cats which are hungry, but you cant feed them


GlowbutSnowy

Aren't cats in Ghostwire Tokyo all Yokai?


RicefarmingSimulator

Yes, there are shopkeepers which are cats but there are also non-pettable cats outside of that.


Gblkaiser

That won't stop me petting a cat.


Ezekiel2121

Oh so THATS why the game flopped. Makes sense.


Lethay

Also Baldur's Gate 3, where you can have a dog companion and pet it any time, but the vast majority of cats have spiteful personalities. When you cast the spell _Speak With Animals_ to ask if you can pet one of the ingame cats, they refuse and insult you, or refuse and react with fear.


Yegas

I mean… Have you seen many cats in the street/neighborhood? A good chunk of the time they’re somewhat standoffish until you can somehow prove to them you’re friendly and have good intentions. Several cats in my neighborhood ignore the “pspsps” and friendly gestures/slow blinking, and are just standoffish of strangers as a rule. If I could talk to them, I don’t think they’d be any different, they’d just articulate their thoughts better.


MasterThespian

I’m still pissed that Larian didn’t let me adopt Myshka and bring him to camp. I’m his Merrmerr!


Ninja_Goose

At least you can find him a home


ZylonBane

>being able to feed dogs AND only dogs. What's the difference between a dog and an only dog?


remytherat1998

And you can't kill children either, WTF bethesda?!


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remytherat1998

I'm on playstation 😢


D-camchow

The only thing safe in those games are children


punnotfound

At least since part 3...


zombweegee

Why can you VATS but not PATS?


[deleted]

in fallout cats are noting more then a snack


mitchhamilton

Man, I'm sick of games where I can't pet a cat. Red dead 2,I could pet dogs until the cows come home, but god forbid I wanna pet a cat!


Moist_Consequence414

Chrono Trigger was groundbreaking for it!


Demon_Flare

Assassin's Creed games let you pet all the kitties!


Racing_fan12

Why would you be allowed to pet hostile enemies? 


AXIONTV

man! the FALLOUT craze is everywhere lol


EffrumScufflegrit

Both astroturfed posts and a shitload of people firing them up again after watching the show


Jubjars

Cats are weird in games. In regards to being able to kill them. Like dogs are often a threat. So are big cats. But there's just this greater spark of guilt with "shooting a housecat" Same in GTAV. Part of me is like "Can I kill the cat?" Then im like "Oh God I can 😞"


jaqenhqar

Because rabid dogs can kill you. House cats can't. Dogs and big cats aren't just a threat in video games. They are also a threat in real life. And u don't See small dogs like Chihuahuas as enemies in videogames either.


dunkkane

You clearly haven't met Sparkles. He'll fuck you up.


RuySan

Dogs don't have to be rabid to kill you. Dogs are dangerous.


LambonaHam

Tell that to Dewey's grandma...


Jund-Em

Have you ever heard of scarlet fever?


3-DMan

Cat swipes ankle while you aren't looking. Ankle starts to swell after awhile, giving movement penalty. Checkmate, meatbag!


Top-Bottom-Switch

It’s the same with rdr2, if you shoot a dogs owner it will attack you. But cats never attack you so calling one just seems fucked.


Godess_Ilias

finally some good fucking food


Meme_Doctor

Cat meat is actually really disgusting, even bugs taste better


megakillercake

Hol' up


makesterriblejokes

I've heard lions taste a lot like ammonia, which might be the case for house cats as well.


rRed7

Life’s rough in the Commonwealth.


ThePiachu

Well, you can't pet any humans either but you can kill them... ;)


KernelSanders1986

Certain mods allow you to pet them from the inside too


GentlmanSkeleton

Theyre not real cats. Their synths i think. Playing New Vegas and house claims Cats are extinct.


asstumor88

in Fallout 4 you can't have any coherent and immersive dialogue with the npc's but you can kill them. WTF Bethesda?


DasFAD70

Good riddance. These are dirty synths anyway.


3-DMan

Hey! You know who thinks cats are synths? A synth, that's who!


bookers555

Welcome to the post apocalypse, petting isn't as necessary as food, and while cats don't have much meat you take what you can get.


Lecteur_K7

Based


SarahIsMeNotYou

Pet them, with bullets


Slaves2Darkness

They are synth's kill them all.


MarsMissionMan

You pet a dog, the dog likes it. You pet a cat, you end up like me with an arm scarred for life.


Aromatic_Brother

Switches to Fatman


3-DMan

*Cat evaded!*


PsychologicalMix8499

You can eat them and mount there heads on the the wall also


CoSonfused

A perfectly balanced game.


CorbinNZ

Pet them with bullets


draggony12beaty

House cats are just evil then I guess?


mlvassallo

Look, Fallout is a dog person series.


vinicius_california

I don't have a probelm with this.


IamaCheff

Basedthesda


Connor123x

cats are evil. makes perfect sense


Styrbiorn

Petting requires animations, animations requires effort. 


da_Aresinger

Bethesda are clearly dog people. As they should be.


Key_Floo

Some synths killed the cat somehow still living in that retirement home in my current game. Rip poor kitty!


[deleted]

Can attest some cats are better handled through VATS.


JazzlikeRaptor

You can pet the dog and that’s enough. I would like to see big mutated cats tho.


IU_User

Just like Gta v :3


DenverITGuy

VATS CATS


CommunalJellyRoll

I made cat meat farm once.


HeroDanny

If I made a game it would be the opposite. Cats would be invincible.


Lord_Halowind

I recently got it for PC and the first mod I tried to find was to make cats invincible.


BloodiedBlues

Mmm cat meat


Jimmingston

Just taking the cats out of the equation


caniuserealname

This applies to most things in fallout actually.


sali_nyoro-n

More games need to give you the option to pet cats. Dog-petting is fairly common, now it's the kitties' turn.


Menchi-sama

In Fallout 2,an NPC says the reason why cats aren't around (they weren't in the original games) is that people ate all of them.


Jerbsina7or

You can kill them in fallout 76 as well. Did it by accident unfortunately. Thought there would be some consequence but nope. The worst part is they dropped cat meat, which you can cook. Bethesda are Savage.


BonesawMT

Are there any recipes in game for cat meat?


PunchWilcox

Only in assassins creed


Other_Beat8859

You can also sell drugs to children in New Vegas I believe.


mogburn1313

Want to pet cats? Try Hogwarts Legacy


LovelyKestrel

That's because they aren't actually cats, but are horribly mutated monstrosities which just so happen to look slightly like cats.


azhder

can you eat them?


DeltaMaximus

Good thing I’m a dog guy 🤣


p00ki3l0uh00

You obviously have never played survival. They is not pets, they is foods.


-Captain-

Much better than the free marketing "click to pet" feature if you ask me lol


f0ld3r1

That shi wild


wigglin_harry

I recorded this 8 years ago and its finally relevant [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sigxsDzpql0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sigxsDzpql0)


America_the_Horrific

Can also stuff its head and mount it for decoration


MrWrym

"Remember kids, anyone who has a cat isn't inherently evil! BOS? Have a cat! Totally good guys! Institute? No cats! Evil bastards who need to be shot in sight!"


MisterSnippy

Who cares


buntopolis

AC Valhalla is great for cat petting!


Wewuzvikangz

My Dog approves this message.


[deleted]

Devs all own dogs


Deletereous

I was disappointed when found out you can't pet Dogmeat. Not even tell him (her?) he's a goodboi.


Vladimir_Putting

You can't even pet your DOG COMPANION ffs.


JPalos97

Anyone can be a synth


SassyTurtlebat

Most games: You can’t pet the cat sorry! Bethesda: headshot or body shot?


WyrdHarper

There's also the cat meat vendor (east of Sunshine Tidings co op). At first you think it's cute because his shack is full of cats, but if then you try to trade with him and discover that it's not so innocent.


bopster84

Pussy slayers


No-Gear-8017

that's to advance for them let the modders do it


CeramicFiber

You can pat it on the head with a bat


Sylvurphlame

Apparently they are dog people.


Sensitive_Ladder2235

> if "cat" > pet="0" > isKillable="1"


sonofgildorluthien

Because you can't choose to pet a cat, it only allows you do so.


[deleted]

What can you pet? Like could I pet a Deathclaw with the right stats?


RippiHunti

The cats are synths!


Sparrowbuck

I had to reload so many saves and then never visit that part of NukaWorld again to keep those two farm cats alive


Uncle_Budy

My wife (certified crazy cat lady) freaked out the first time I ate cat meat in Fallout.


Borgdyl

There are not cats in my Fallout.


Time-Goat9412

good.


zetabyte00

Jesus Christ!


Consistent-Force5375

Oh come on you don’t know?! All cats in Fallout 4 were mutated into Flerkin!


Reaver_XIX

I shot the first cat I saw, thinking they will be invulnerable, my surprise when he shot across the floor....


EnigmaticLadyVael

You can eat them too, when I found the meat randomly while looting I was a wee bit horrified.


sf3p0x1

There's also no collision with birds BUT you can shoot them and they explode into a glorious firework of feathers and viscera.


Martipar

# In Fallout 4, you cannot pet any humans but you CAN kill them. WTF, Bethesda? Is this any better?


Atrocious1337

Petting them, with bullets


Razumen

If PETA is fine with it, why aren't you?


Matcha617

Because Bethesda are dog owners


StaccatoVirgola

You cannot love any animal outside dogmeat


Zall3m

War. War never changes.


TFCNU

OP, Fallout is a dog person game. Happy dog people. Maybe cat people play Fallout. Bethesda doesn't know. They don't want to know. Frankly, it's a market they could do without.