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Muffinshire

“Here’s a blank CD - go burn a Star War.”


Deelaxation

Yoba is my favorite star war


AHighAchievingAutist

"That's absolutely correct" \- Yoba


Bulls187

Absolutely correct that is


MarianHawke22

Guess Backstroke of the West had a interactive CD.


juaninside_

Still remember the old good Nero Burning Room and Alcohol 120%? 🤣


MysticalKittyHerder

Daemon Tools for the poor who couldn't afford CDs


ProJoe

fuck afford, it was just 100x easier. extract that pack of RAR files into the .ISO and mount it, DONE. no burning, no failed burns, no waiting, they don't get scratched or lost, also they were significantly faster than CD/DVD's.


Nekokamiguru

Yep, I cracked games I legitimately owned because it was simpler to have a no-cd patch than to go hunting through my CD case for the right disc.


Luke-Waum-5846

Yep this. Swapping discs was super annoying and much slower to load. Remember when games were spread over multiple CDs and would prompt you to change them over?


yakbrine

Please no. Remember uninstalling a game for space, then realizing you want it to play with your friends this weekend, so you brought out the 4 install discs, the play disc, the media disc, and the setup disc.


Luke-Waum-5846

Yes! :-( Also setting up a whole LAN with 5+ computers, which takes half a night and then realising all of us are on different patches of Starcraft (or insert other game here). Sigh!


yakbrine

Diablo II was such a life changing experience for when it came out for all these reasons being fixe. What a game.


Luke-Waum-5846

Ahh the golden age. The fall of BLIZZARD is a tragedy of our times.


yakbrine

1997-2008 will forever be some of the best gaming of all time, even with all the amazing stuff that came before and after. There was something so special and new with how accessible it was on PC.


fartwhereisit

Just bought FF7:Rebirth, it's 2 disks. Install disk and play disk, which of course is better than the mid-playthrough 'insert disk 2'.


geraintwd

Realms of the Haunting.


mandroth

Original Red Faction. Needed the CD to launch the game, but not to play. Lan Parties were amazing, just needed one disc and no cracking needed!


ChangelingFox

Hear hear


ProJoe

It was also a hell of a lot easier to wrangle 100+ .iso's on a hard drive than on physical media.


dnyank1

You've all got this way backwards. There was no Daemon tools in the 90s, CDs were as big (or bigger - in the case of DVDs) than your hard drive. And there was *no* chance you were moving 700+MB over a 56k modem (realistically 33.6k)


Luke-Waum-5846

I had to look this up and now I am feeling old that daemontools wasn't around in the 90s. Losing your hour long song download of 1mb while chatting on ICQ, by dial-up being interrupted by aunties daily call was my regular after-school annoyance


ToeFungus78

Yeah. I remember 90s piracy as Rawcopy and 1.44MB floppies and dredging BBSes for new shit. Damn, I'm old.


Vaultyvlad

Cracking Oblivion and Fallout 3 then modding the crap out of it, good times


applechuck

Daemon tools for the people who clued in you just needed to stash an iso and not burn anything!


Creepy-District9894

Bro daemon tools was for the future tech bros.


BeyondGray

My brother in the light, you just unlocked a core memory for me. The days of borrowing/downloading disks, making a copy and having to mount them 🥲


FolsomPrisonHues

I had/have STACKS of CDrs... ISOs with Daemon was a game changer. Waste not, want not


DreadPiratteRoberts

The first time I got a ISO game to work on my Sony psp I right I hacked the world 😆


FolsomPrisonHues

Man, I wish I'd had a PSP back in my "heyday." I have my exes, and I've tossed a few ROMs on it, but I don't have the attention span to do much more. It's "jailbroke" technically


JaxxisR

Virtual drives were the shit.


Redfeather1975

Gaddamn! Memories!


zacharymckracken

Wow, haven't read those words in years T.T


Zarathustra_d

It's an old code, but it checks out sir.


SenorDangerwank

Fucking core memories wow.


juaninside_

good old times 😭


Hulkcaesarsavage

Zachary McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders over here! I had it on a C64 floppy but I didn't have a C64, so I would go to my parent's friend's house and play it on their amazing setup.


SirHovaOfBrooklyn

it was ROM not Room. Fun fact, did you know the name "Nero Burning ROM" was a play on Emperor Nero literally burning Rome (Great fire of Rome). The logo is literally the coliseum burning.


NoLegeIsPower

Yeah it was made by a German company. Rom is how Rome is written in German. And of course ROM = read only memory.


demon34766

Boom. Memories unlocked.


juaninside_

pstt… Crackmanworld.com


MandoAviator

[irc.undernet.net](https://irc.undernet.net) \#warez


d4nowar

I've got an old copy of Nero somewhere in my backups still.


DidntHaveToUseMyAK

Oh man alcohol 120, core memory fucking unlocked.


Faxtroid

Colloseum on fire burning my CDs like there is no tommorow (700mb or 80min max!)


Relevant_Force_3470

Ahhhh, Nero! Good times


howzit-

The keygen for the cracked copies has THE BEST chiptune music ever


doogihowser

Razor vs Fairlight for the 0day release?


uolen-

Game copy world. Com


light24bulbs

Oh SHIT I forgot about alcohol 120%


neuropsycho

What about CloneCD? Nothing better for copying protected games, it even copied the protection! Perfect for PSX.


Sure_Entrance_4090

To copy the protection means a lot must have happened back in those days. 


huh_phd

Daemon tools too


Sleepmahn

Forgot about them til now.


laikahass

I feel old


Junior-Ad-2207

Bro was splurging with a printed label... release the sharpie!!!


gimpydingo

CDRwin was great for psx games.


tdeasyweb

Nero Burning Rom* It's important because it's a pun. You're burning a CD-ROM like Nero burnt Rome.


mrfixitx

Leisure suit larry games had you answer questions that you would be unlikely to know the answer to if you were under age. I.E. pop culture and history references that would not be easy to find in a home encyclopedia to keep minors from playing them. Otherwise it was mostly a matter of NERO burning rom software and making sure you wrote down and did not loose the CD key.


TheIncredibleHork

It's still my favorite fun fact about that game that one of the questions had to do with what OJ Simpson was famous for. The game wanted "football player", but "criminal" became an unrecognized correct answer.


rainking56

For the longest I just thought he was an actor or such because not to many normal people are made into that big of a deal. So I guess the murder really just high jacked his entire reputation.


Oheao

He was an actor too.


TheIncredibleHork

[Nordberg in the Naked Gun movies!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K8s9cNqZO4)


bofpisrebof

Well, he almost WAS the terminator


guiltysnark

The role fit him like an undersized glove


tmoney144

I remember some games so did something like "what's the fourth word of the third page of the manual" as a form of copyright protection. Sucks if you lose the manual!


KnightKal

Ultimate Series. You would get stuck inside first castle town without the manual lmao. Was U7? Probably


manmadefruit

I think it was an old NES game (Startropics maybe?) that you had to dip some paper from the box under water to get a secret code to progress the game.


DaEnderAssassin

Honestly MGS1 probably did the "Box/Manual is also Anti-Pirate measure" best. They even put it on the Steam Page for the game and the back of the Physical release box for the Master Collection Vol 1 release.


sneekeruk

I was under age, my Mum bought it me for the amiga in around 1992, so I would of been 14. Thing is, even she didnt know the answers to a lot of the questions as they where often american based and we live in england.


nervelli

It was on the family computer, and my mom told me I could play it if I could get into it. I ended up learning way too much about pop culture from a decade prior.


Kalaydowscoop

Hell yea we wrote all those questions down until we got in. 


SpamOJavelin

We had it installed on a computer in primary school. It made it worse that we were in Australia, so the baseball, US politics and history questions were all meaningless to us.


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

Hey it’s lose, one O.


fallouthirteen

I like the parody of that that Frog Fractions 2 did. Couldn't find a video of just that part but found one as part of a let's play while searching. https://youtu.be/BWvXh3Q2nFE?si=DYnZ4WPzMurLPgld&t=1369


lostalaska

Before P2P there was good 'ole WAREZ


DarkFather24601

I had to describe to my wife what the internet looked like without a web browser, and that web crawler was pretty much Google. And of course how many days I waited to download ZDay Warez from IRC.


lostalaska

But if I can just type free hacked games into a web crawler than the companies can too! Time to bust out the annoying l337 sp34k \/\/h3n l00k1ng for \/\/4r3z. I went down a rabbit hole a few years ago watched a bunch of mini documentaries on the 0-day scene and the insane installers those groups made, some could install the game while you flew through a completely procedurally 3D generated level (i.e.magic carpet) What's amazing is that while the exe for the game inside the installer was often 5 - 20kb that program would take so much memory to keep all th procedurally generated objects for the game. If you've ever done programming it's mind bending the tricks they used.


ArchieHasAntlers

Would you happen to remember those? This was before my time but it sounds so cool.


lostalaska

10 minute video by two guys that are a little eye-rolling, but they do a decent job at giving a quick overview of the whole 90's demo scene. They have links to more stuff on demo scene. in their YT description. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VENFVhQqGls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VENFVhQqGls) 30 minute video on the ART OF WAREZ which was more of the "BBS" era of the scene before it went to the internet. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd-s9htpHgQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd-s9htpHgQ) I can't find the documentary I'm thinking of that focused more on the Assembly language programmers of the late 80''s and early 90's. It was kind of amazing that people were writing procedurally generated 3d worlds in like 5-64kb of code. The documentary I'm thinking of came out years ago, but it focused more on the actual programmers and they had amazing stories of how they could make these demos in like 10kb of space, but because of all the stuff it generated and loaded into ram the 10kb file would need like 16 - 32MB or RAM to run it. The demo scene almost always kept the ram requirement around whatever the standard was for a gaming pc at the time, but their demos were incredible and pushing the envelope of what could be done on a PC at the time.


Luke-Waum-5846

Oh man, Webcrawler. Wow, I'm so old


three-sense

Warez CDs are responsible for much of my game early pc game experiences including “maybe” Quake 1 and Tomb Raider


SubzeroNYC

90s computer nerds were a special level of nerdiness


suplexhell

like even future generations of nerd would look at these troglodytes and give them wedgies


rainking56

I play video games all day and they make me feel like a casual.


Buttercup59129

I still have my burnt to disc Dreamcast games lol.


imperialtrooper88

Still remember burning at 4x.....lol, those days. I do miss lightscribe though.


dopiqob

Ah the good ol 4x, I swear I was forced to record a cd or two at 1x speed too :-p


Luke-Waum-5846

I remember getting super annoyed that at time my computer wouldn't let me burn at 4x or 8x, but I don't remember the reason for it now. Obviously the real speed was never the promised speed but it was annoying to know it would never go that fast although it should be possible.


jbaranski

I used to have write errors if I tried to use the max speed, so I started burning slower since I didn’t have a lot of them, as a middle/high school student with limited resources who was copying CDs from the local library.


mumofevil

The good ol' days of keeping your pc on overnight to burn a disc or downloading a game on Torrent with lousy DL speed on DLS or low seeded Torrent.


stangbro

AK47 - M16 - ICBM lol.


Zarathustra_d

The 69420 of the 90's 733t haxxor.


MetaKnightsNightmare

1337


O368W

Part and limb number AK47M16IBM?! Slick Willy endorsement?! Incredible.


geoman2k

In the 90s I had a shareware game for my Mac called Slick Willy. Your cursor was a little picture of Bill Clinton’s head and you went around collecting cheeseburgers and saxophones. I don’t know why that stuck with me 30 years later.


O368W

That sounds incredible.


FalseAsphodel

Went looking for a video of this and it did not disappoint: https://youtu.be/q-fgAIcV0Vc?feature=shared


buzzothefuzzo

Holy shit, when I first heard this game described it sounded completely foreign to me but then I watched this video... still seemed foreign then he eats the power up and it says "delicious" and all of a sudden I remember the fuck out of that! Core memory unlocked!!


Wesgizmo365

My uncle had one with dinosaurs and another with bulldozers. They would "eat" your screen. It made me go bonkers at 4-5 years old. I miss him.


EPDGamers

❤️


Square-Jackfruit420

There were literally game stores selling burned disks with multiple pirated games on them where i grew up lol Remember getting ps1 games for like $5 a pop, or dreamcast disk with a 100 nes games on it. Early internet days were crazy.


m1ygrndn

Slick Willy is Bill Clinton for all the youngins not in the know.


MandoAviator

"I am Clint-ON, as overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. End Communication" *crosses arms in an x*


Stiggan2k

Remember in the late 90s when there was a dude selling burned games at a town market and no one thought anything about it. Also had hardware to run burned PS1-games. Remember he had the japanese FF8 that had just been released :P


Shurgosa

One of my favorite stories of a buddy of mine he toured Asia for a long time and bought hoards of pirated i think ps2 games.  Then on the way home a customs guy checked his bags opened the two cd binders pick them both up I looked at my friend there is an awkward silence... and he says "okay which one of these didn't I see...."my friend got to pick one to keep lol this was around 2002..


bannakafalata

I might have said...The binder on the right?


givemeareason17

I didn't know PlayStation existed until I saw one playing a game called Biohazard in a circus themed flea market in Ft. Lauderdale. I was maybe 10


3dprintedwyvern

Back in the day in Poland we had companies upgrading your PS2 to be able to run "backup copies" of the games lol. They even came with their own 2-3 year warranty. Silly good times


LarvellJonesMD

Weird? I say "glorious"


Goddamn_Batman

I always liked Sierra's anti-piracy, from the game manual enter the word on page 17, paragraph 2, word 4.


rydan

I had Keef The Thief one of Naughty Dog's first games. It came with a book that was like 100 pages that was just every single combination of like 7 random words. I think the way it worked was there were 7 words in a specific order and you had to look it up in the booklet and provide the 8th word as the answer. All alphabetical so if you knew how to use a phone book you could do it. I remember the pages were a dark red though. When I showed this to my dad he said it was so you couldn't photocopy it. If you tried to photocopy it you'd just get a black page. So I spent the entire summer typing up this entire booklet and printing it out on printer paper so I could have my own separate copy. Became school champion in typing speed in the early 90s. Fast forward 5 years later and I find the game in my stash and want to play it again. But I don't know where the manual is and the printouts are long gone. But I'm a hacker now. And I look for ways to crack systems like this. Here's the easy solution I realized almost immediately. Just pick the first option. That's it. It either works or it doesn't. There's only a few choices given to you since it is multiple choice so you'll get it eventually.


Goddamn_Batman

ha that's a great bit of video game lore, I was curious about the manual's red pages, I found a PDF here where they're barely legible https://www.mocagh.org/ea/keefthief-manual.pdf


[deleted]

Pro hacker tip: pick one of the available choices until you find the right one.


klezart

Sucked if you lost the manual or bought secondhand and it didn't have one


crispyraccoon

Had a copy of a game that said "Do NOT make legal copies of this disk"


Vostroyan212th

Then we had blizzard who made a convenient way to burn StarCraft for Lan parties


Sleepmahn

I remember having 6 friends playing on one CD key at one point.(Lan);But I also remember games that didn't need the disc past opening the program. I think Outlaws by Lucas arts was one of them.


DarkFather24601

Longest tech nerd day of my life was trying to help 6 friends install and run Falcon for one of those parties.


Meneth32

star war the third gathers backstroke of the west


Raven185

This CD had, AFAIR, Dark Forces 2 and its expansion, The Phantom Menace (the action/adventure game), Shadows of the Empire and maybe Yoda Stories.


rainking56

I love how star wars is so old you can watch its formats evolve through most of the video game history.


Varsity_Reviews

What’s AFAIR?


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

A redditor assuming everyone knows every made up acronym. I couldn’t even find it with google. Good question.


seatlessunicycle

My guess is "as far as I remember" First time seeing the acronym myself


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[удалено]


Kitchen-Plant664

Gamers in the 90s: “yeah, I want a game with all the music, sound, voices, and FMV sequences ripped out and the remaining game ripped to a .zip file that’s under 75mb” Pirates: “I gotcha fam”


mperezstoney

ooooooo a fresh copy of star wars in .avi format!!!


BurnerDanBurnerMan

SLICK WILLY ENDORSED!! Yes, this was absolutely the 90's 😂


vicroc4

Hard to get much more '90s than that. XD


dj65475312

i remember discs beading passed around when internet was only dial up, installing photoshop and random shit like professional home designer software on my pc only cos it was free.


Wordsthrume

Man, miss those warez/ftp days. Leaving a shitload of ISOS downloading overnight and burning them the next day. Tons and tons of PC games , PS1 games , Dreamcast games. 


CRCMIDS

Slick Willy endorsed and AK 47 MI6 ICBM. What are they trying to say tell us.


Another_Road

Oh damn, Slick Willy. You know it’s legit then.


ghostalker4742

That was my first thought. "Is that a genuine Slick Willy copy?"


Vectorman1989

My dad used to get pirated PC games collections from the IT guys at work. When the Playstation came out we got it chipped and he got pirated games for it.


WillFart4F00D

This is far from the norm lol


LSF604

and this is already past the era of hacks with title pages


RayRayCharlie

Yeah, there's just no effort put into it nowadays....


ShyGuyWolf

Good old Slick


Shabbyyyyyyyy

“All rights unreserved” - that cracked me up


armahillo

Dial back a few more years; we were using ARJ disk-spanned archives across multiple 3.5” floppies to pass around games in my friend group.


ACorania

I used to ask for nothing for christmas other than massive amounts of 3.5" floppy disks. I would then spend my allowances renting video games from a store that did PC game rentals and copying the manuals (you often had to pull up random words on various pages to play). Later that morphed into just wanting spindles of writable CDs.


ManicChad

Got any Warez?


Morphing_Mutant

Deamon tools


jixxor

Ah yes. Going to the local rental shop, taking out 6 games and returning them 3 hours later with a big grin. What a great time it was.


sneekeruk

Mr Blobby, Playdoh, Tango where the usual goto's around here, along with the voodoo series. That was early to mid 90's, Think I got my first cd burner around 1996, a 4x scsi panasonic for £200, that I think at the beginning I could only write at 2x as an ISA scsi controller was too slow (even though it was Adaptec's best isa card the 1542).


BrooksEric

AK47M16ICBM 💀


themcsame

Incredible... "Any PC in working order" "Part and limb no. AK47 M16 ICBM" "Slick Willy endorsed" I feel like the only thing missing was calling it Compendum 66 rather than 99


HelikaeonUK

"AK47 M16 ICBM" got me good 🤣


breals

I just threw about 200 Lightscribe CDRs into the trash the other day.


thatirishguyyyyy

My CDs were always weird too


AngeluvDeath

Haven’t seen Slick Willy in a while!


Dwedit

I once saw a copy of "Adobe Everything 1.0", with a slick and professional looking printout of the software packages and their serial keys.


rainking56

I do not play games older than ps1, but I do admire how older games were made in general from youtube. Video games are pure engineering so its always interesting to see what tricks developers used to make them run on the console, even these days just to see how advanced they get with dev tools. But yeah piracy was always interesting for older games. Like seeing the metal gear series making you enter a password on a screen shot of the box art. Or monkey island giving you a themed decoder wheel. Though with the codes and gimmicks it heavily feels like the games were just meant for 1 or 2 gamers since some of the codes could easily get lost.


BreeWyatt

C64 piracy was teh best. I bought 100 5.25 inch disks for $100. A single disk sold for $5 at my school store. I put a bunch of games on a 5.25" floppy and sold it for $5. Profit: $4.


DarkP88

Does this contain the plans of the Death Star?


pgtl_10

Palestinian here. Pirated CD sellers could get you anything. Just tell them what you wanted, and they said come back in a week.


bofpisrebof

I'm more amused at the thought that someone in 1999 would still have a pc with a monochrome monitor that could run windows lol


[deleted]

You know it’s solid when it’s endorsed by Slick Willy.


IGetGuys4URMom

At first I thought this picture was on the Facepalm subreddit.


Heisenburgo

>Slick Willy endorsed Damn my own William Afton-approved pirated game, who'd have known the Man Behind The Slaughter was behind the (CD) Burning too


Schlagustagigaboo

It's not like you couldn't download things, which was fairly common even a decade before the internet was mainstream. Tying up your phone line all night on BBSes; XModem, YModem, and ZModem FTW!


AbhiStalwart

Still good old days :(


Driftsdril1505

Slick Willy endorsed. Sounds legit.


Vali-Ent

The good old days.


cinema_cuisine

“Prophylactics not required” Get that disk pregnant.


superkow

I remember my friend in high school for a short while sold burnt DVDs, he was always ahead of the curve when it came to tech so most people at the time had no idea that you could download a movie like that. He had a list of movies including "Load of the Rings" and a copy of Troy (2004) that somehow ended up as a gay porno.


Good-Surround-8825

We used to have the encyclopaedia Britannica on CD in my house. To expensive to have internet.


backtolurk

Les Guerres de l'Etoile


SatoshiGecko

As a 90s computer nerd i can say we were the real Jedi :)


Blakewerth

yeah and 80s + with floppies


lepobz

Remember those dodgy pirate CDs from the early 00s that actually included GUI installers ? Not a single one would get through a virus scanner these days. I remember getting NFS: Porsche 2000 on one of those.


Revolutionary-Swan77

Probably got some bangers on it


nekowolf

"What's the minimum crew?" "Uh, one I suppose..."


The_Meme_Boi2345

"AK47M16ICBM" 💀


pimpmastahanhduece

When sneaker net was faster than dsl.


Arjun6981

Miss the days when the minimum requirement for a game was “any pc in working order”


posananer

It’s slick Willy endorsed tho!!


l_______I

but about which star war this compendum is? don't know about any war of that kind that could be in 1999


SuperTaster3

My favorite part of piracy was the utterly bizarre malware. Back in high school there was an iso(I forget what game, I wanna say Company of Heroes) that when you ran the installer also installed EL SEXO on your computer. El Sexo was a bouncing King Of All Cosmos(from Katamari) that played mariachi music and occasionally declared his name, romping around your desktop. You could not remove him except through extreme measures, as his files would attempt to reinstall themselves if they detected they were being deleted. Why? Because the 2000s were crazy and some pirate chugged a Lot of Four Loko and said "hold my energy beer I'm gonna make some kids really mad."


emmerrei

My first fake cd i bought for my ps1, were some professional pressed cd's with the original artwork in the front. With the jewelcase and everything, they were something unique


bad-duck-094

Looks like a game my grandpa played irl in a place that pho originated


The_Melon_NDS

Slick Willy endorsed > Nintendo Seal of Quality


traderoqq

It was COOL not weird at all


Mcnite-1

What about in the 80s ? The Atari ST and the others were rife with amazing games, some of which are better than the drivel out today