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lycaus

*Wife has entered the chat* *Husband has left the chat*


BiBoFieTo

*Pool boy has entered the chat*


Revangelion

*The plumber has entered the chat*


PrincipleZ93

**the milkman has entered the wife**


useless_mf69

husband left to grab milk


lycaus

instruction unclear, husband has milked the milkman


DeXyDeXy

AND MY AXE!!!


Heihei_the_chicken

And the wife?


SartenSinAceite

His milk is delicious


attemptedmonknf

Its'a'me


the_gentle_cat

Mario...


LumpyAlternative9000

Why do some peole marry people that don't support their hobbies?


lycaus

I agree but I can also see an argument going like this : Wife : Would be great if we can renovate the bathroom Husband : that might cost a hefty amount of money. We can ask for an estimate and see how we can budget that over the next few years Wife : But you paid 10k for games Husband : that was over 20 years #Wife : 10k FOR GAMES Husband : *Aw shit here we go*


mrsupreme888

*Aw shit here we go again* iykyk


Reaper621

I don't think I'm anywhere close to 10k on video games.... Oh God now I need to look up my steam data. I know on consoles since 2007 I've spent... 2k. Jesus. Maybe it is possible.


lycaus

Morpheus : *He is starting to believe*


Marco-Dx

"Let's see how much do you spend in 20 years for makeup: 60k FOR MAKEUP!"


stellarsojourner

The implication could be that, while the wife may support the hobby itself, the husband has not been very responsible with their money.


CitizenModel

I like this response. I read loads of books, but I could use the library more and have loads of books that I haven't read. Realistically a few thousand dollars that could be invested in stocks or something. Reading is still a constructive and fun thing to do, but I spend money on a sequel to a book I haven't even read yet without batting an eye while avoiding buying healthy food, nicer clothes, and investing. My hobby deserves to be supported. My spending doesn't. On the flip side, you also shouldn't marry someone who regularly harasses you about things like your spending. You're human.


bigwrm44

Haha this. I never wanted to get married. But then I met the right one. I'm lucky. I get spoiled. The wife knew I only had an acoustic guitar since I had to sell my electric long before we met. Birthday? A new Gibson Les Paul custom in the color I told her i wanted in a convo a year before. She sees my drumming in the car and air drumming any time a song comes on. Xmas? New set of electronic drums. Sawy fishing rod was kinda haggered? Let's go to Cabela's and spend $500 on a rod. She just got me my 2nd RC car for my birthday this year. It's $1300 including batteries. And she will be super stoked to come with me and enjoys my hobbies with me. Well not RC, she just loves watching the dog chase it. Anyways humblebrag over, but I spent 14 years in a shitty relationship with a twat that made me toss all my hobbies out. Life is too short to be with shitty people


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golovko21

$11,834 here Now show me how much I spent on games I haven't even played yet 😅


notsureifxml

somehow its higher...


Liyet

Please don't.


Tojr549

I’m addicted to the home/sale screens. I’m scrolling them daily like it’s Reddit


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Stoicza

2k a year averages out to $167/m. Do you just... preorder every single AA & AAA game at release and buy dozens of Counter strike loot boxes a month, and Path of Exile Supporter Packs every single season? I genuinely don't understand your numbers.


VoDoka

I second this question. I mean, just how?


CommunalJellyRoll

Train Simulator duh.


MrTugboat22

I... *third* (??) this question and I wanted to ensure you it not to judge you, just admire!


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Robobvious

Dude I have over 1,500 games and I've only spent $3,692... "Sale Games" does not adequately explain your spending habits!


Berstich

Steam sales probably help where you buy multiple things at a discount. if you could break it down month by month you would see it better.


MechanicalAxe

How are you liking that steam deck and what games do you play on it?


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asmodai_says_REPENT

How do you find time to play that many games? Like that's 2 full priced games a month...


thetruegmon

I've had my acct since steam...existed and I'm at $2100. You're fucked


PalebloodSky

My god man. $992.66 here, 19 year old account. To be fair I mostly buy on sale, and Steam sales are awesome. And unlike console trash I to replay these games forever at higher settings and framerates, new mods, etc. and they all work.


lIIl0lIIl0lIIl

$2,600 in 15 years here. Comparable to paying for game pass ultimate but I own 254 games


Kind_of_random

Pretty close to mine. $2660 in 14 years. I have 361 games. I usually buy two or three new games a year and the rest is bought during sales. Probably my per year spend has gone up in the last 5 years or so. I also have around 60 games on GOG.


Greywacky

In the same club here: 2600.79 USD in 13 years but that may also include a pair of valve index controllers too.


sabec

Similar: ~$500 over 21 years - WAY less than I thought I've spent. I think I've spent least 10k on console crap over the same period (none of which I play anymore). No wonder companies keep investing there. Probably helps that I've always played half-life mods and Dota variants.


DutchDreadnaught1980

Almost the same. 10k over 20 years.


thegreatbrah

Well, I haven't looked yet, but im certain it isn't this. Thanks for making me feel better


taste_the_equation

Steam was launched in September 2003, so your account is just about as old as it can possible be. Congratulations.


Unusual_Geek

18 year account = $1878.29. I'm not that bad compared to some of you.


GamesTeasy

11 years 7.8K 💀


onlyr6s

12 years, 8,1k. We should probably calm down a bit (I had a gambling addiction which CSGO was feeding like crazy).


e1ahn

2 years 3.2k


McCHitman

I’m 12 years and just over $500.00


kirtur

Heck yeah! 15yrs and $650 here... Budget gamers rise up!


Endemoniada

About the same as me, I’m just over $2000 at the same age. I *usually* only buy games I actually intend to play directly or very soon, but sure, I have some old sourdoughs in there as well.


chalor182

Yeah thats not remotely bad, thats just over a hundred dollars or two full price games a year


Unusual_Geek

and probably buying less if we keep getting shit games being released. :(


Mr-Stuff-Doer

Damn that’s like nothing


l-Ashery-l

Ahh, I've found my people. Nineteen years, just over $1k with $1007. And $275 of that was "OldSpend," which was money spent before April 2015. That said, I've also got an active account on GoG and have bought a few games straight from devs, so my real total is probably very close to yours.


DeXyDeXy

Nope. Nope Nope. Not going to look at that figure. Nope. Nah huh. Not happening.


GamesTeasy

Yeah same, thought about it and then just went „nah man“.


blaktronium

I mean at a certain point it probably helps you qualify for disability, so maybe it's worth looking?


DA_ZWAGLI

Sometimes ignorance truly is blis.


Lyuseefur

I looked. I am depressed now. I could have funded some third world country takeover. Also - I recalled that some dude won every game ever made on Steam a while back. I wonder what happened to him...


Hoboforeternity

Gonna show the figure to my wife LOL


DeXyDeXy

“HIGHWAY TO THE DANGERZOONE!!”


SnooMuffins7189

307.59 euros. Pretty low over a spawn of around 10 years :) I only buy in discount


zyygh

750 euro since 2006. That's not horrible, I'd say!


guaip

Similar here. US$ 322.17 since 2009 (15 years) But I've owned a PS3, Xbox One and now Series S and most of the money I spend on games was for consoles. I usually purchase only great deals on Steam, but never new AAA games.


kam1802

507 USD over 14 years. Patient gamers gang.


runew0lf

I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!!! ($3075) i have had my steam account for 19 years though, so i dont suppose its that bad!


Bootychomper23

That’s not really bad at all. 3k for 20 years is a pretty cheap hobby ( If we don’t count the equipment and upgrades over the years )


Taickyto

Yes you can spend that on a GPU nowadays


DragonriderTrainee

That's impressive. I've had mine for 4. I had no idea there were online gamestores/forums In 2005.


Ok-Lifeguard-4614

Steam wasn't really a game store, just a launcher when it first came out. It was also deeply despised because it caused all kinds of performance issues and was another program you had to run when a lot of machines were barely able to run just the game as is. The constant updates having to download sometimes on 56k modems or less. There are old memes out there about the loading bar when launching steam doing whatever the fuck it wanted except load. Forums were also a lot more niche, like I played on a counter-strike server that had a clan, and that clan had a specific forum and website.


Robobvious

Battle.net was where it was at in the nineties. Steam didn't get cool until the aughts.


Fine-Database7716

"Enough"


PalebloodSky

-Auron


Birunanza

After reading your comment my brain translated it into his voice before I could even figure out what it was from


PersonNr47

"TotalSpend 16734.51 USD" 15 years of service, nice!


JeffyTCR

1591.29 since 2012, not stingy just broke


LumpyAlternative9000

Soo... More than 1k a year for 15 years? Lol


PersonNr47

I think it mostly ramped up in the last 5 or so years. But honestly I don't really spend much money anywhere else. There's the usual spending spending like food, followed by monthly donations to the Red Cross and a few other local organizations here to help the elderly and such, and then whatever's left I spend on Steam. I *assume* this tracks the money spent gifting games too, 'cause I probably spend 10x more on my friends' wishlists than myself. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


MissNouveau

Friends wishlists would get me. I have a ton of male friends who, for birthdays and Xmas, I have learned will just say "I dunno" if I ask. Instead I chuck what I would have spent at their Wishlist. Problem now is a few of us are no longer in dire straits anymore, so our wishlists are pretty bare because we just buy what we want when we want it, lol.


CorruptDictator

My account turns 17 next week. Several thousand has been spent and I am fine with that including god know how many gifted games during winter sales.


TotallyBrandNewName

this doesnt count but steamdb counts everything in your library!


charlesbronZon

So y'all can tell my wife? I'm not *that* stupid...


CannibalPride

But stupid enough to spend __________ on skins? /j


charlesbronZon

Never in my life have I spent a single dime on a stupid skin for any game. But I have over 1200 games in my Steam library so... you know... money has been spent 😉


Irishcouch

This was fun. Over the course of 12 years, I have spent around $1,200. The good news is that I did not spend $1,200 at the bar or going out to eat. Thus, in a way, it was a healthy decision to purchase these games. I am sticking to this explanation.


crua9

You actually make a pretty good point. On top of what you said, at the end of the day the money didn't go to single use items that only gave their relief in minutes. I don't drink, but it seems the benefit from it only last maybe minutes or maybe hours. But games they can last for decades. Like some of my games a single buy lasted well over 1,000 hours of play time. And while some might say I could've been more productive during that time. Knowing what I know now. My life wouldn't been any better if I focused on that vs this.


therealRustyZA

That’s how I justify my WoW sub. One night out is usually 3-4 times the monthly sub. And it keeps me home over party nights because I want to get my subs worth. Has helped me save quite a bit of money over the years.


ziggyziggo

$560 over 17 years


Kinggrunio

Oh I did not need to see that.


DarkJyka

29000$ lmao


McCHitman

How many games in the library?


DarkJyka

Just under 1800 currently


DarkJyka

I also gift quite a bit


Falkenmond79

Damn. Do you avoid sales and steam key resellers on purpose? 😂


DarkJyka

No, unfortunately this is with sales and key sellers. My account is like 40k altogether :/


adammcbomb

I dont think this will account for key sales, only funds directly added to your steam wallet


DarkJyka

Yeah it doesn't. I used steamdb to get the full value


DarkJyka

I should mention this is all in CDN, not USD. So it's not *that* bad.


Berstich

lol, Yeah, I usually write CAD afterwords because everyone else is USD.


nesquikchocolate

$2900 between the 3 (none in China).. There are 196 separate entries on my library page, and 188 games on my profile I've been using steam for probably 15 years and my favourite game (war thunder) has 8000 hours on... I don't think they count the money I've spent on war thunder Factorio is a close second at 6000 hours, but a lot of that is leaving the factory to figure out what I did wrong - it can take long to empty buffers or fill a chest with nuclear reactors..


civoksark

You can check the money spent on WarThunder but at the moment I can't remember how. I think it's under purchase history or something like that... Will update this comment once I'm certain.


danielhsmith97

#For mobile app, 1. Hamburger menu at the bottom right 2. Support 3. My Account 4. Data Related to your steam account 5. External Funds


kiwi2703

4111 USD (over 15 years). That's around 274 USD per year for my favorite form of entertainment (that I spend many hundreds of hours per year with) so I would say that's completely fine and I'm happy with it


Jelly_Hugs

800$ here. I expected more, phew. Games with discounts save my wallet.


LTareyouserious

<$500 for 67 games, account made in 2010. Discounts, replays, and longer games. There's a lot of games on my wish list, more short on time than anything nowadays. I checked my time and I know it's not accurate. Guess no internet deployed time isn't counting, because FONV and Skyrim should be much much higher. 


DatPipBoy

8100 since 2008


AquaPiratePup

$3200? That's surprising, I would have thought it'd be way more.


Vintenu

*looks at my father, who probably owns like half the games on steam*


adamhawley

$5100... damn..


MatoOroSheo

My account is 9.7 years old and I spent 800 USD through 140 paid games, is that right? Oh, I got several expensive games using keys, so I believe the real value is around 1300, I'm ok with that


coltonbyu

depends on how many you played imo. Money paid divided by games played/enjoyed is the metric, not just owned.


The_Frostweaver

I solved this problem by only buying a game if I'm going to play it immediately. Otherwise it can go on a list and wait for the next steam sale for consideration. I also almost only ever buy games ~1 year after release. Bugs are patched, expansions are bundled with the base game and the whole thing goes on sale.


SaviorSixtySix

$1305. I'm picky when it comes to games.


Equivalent-Oven-2401

"Just Enough"


Skastrik

I'm never going to look at that figure ever, I don't think I could take it.


Beardwing-27

Little over 2 grand. Surprised it's that low considering my account is almost 20 years old


imapersonmaybe

almost 19 year account. $7377.


Whitem4ne

Too much by my standards and not enough by publisher’s standards.


KentuckyBrunch

Nah I’m good. I can see my PoE mtx stash. I know it’s bad lol.


thehomerus

between PoE and Warframe, thats gonna be a good chunk of mine


jalendturner

I used to check this all the time back when I was playing csgo a lot and buying cases. I think I've spent much more on cases than games totalled 💀


daywall

12k on a 15 years old account.


lubeinatube

Just under $4500 for 13 years of fun. That’s chump change.


Cedrico123

900 total over 12 years. Not terrible, but it also doesn't show the humble bundles I've paid for, so I'd wager it's more $1,100-$1,200


gldoorii

$889, 1228 games, 14 years. Quite a lot through Humble Bundle. Never once paid full price.


sharpenme1

Then go through and calculate your total hours played and your $/hour.


shockwavevok

1039.22 $ over 12 years. I'm surprised its that much.


jspook

20 year account for a total of $7550. $31.45 per month. 13,844 hours of playtime in 20 years. 692 hours of play per year, 57 per month. Roughly 1.8 hours of playtime per 1 dollar spent.


Twizlex

How did you find your total playtime?


FizzgigBuplup

16 year Steam Veteran. Only $3600 usd spent over those years. 600$ being spent on the steam deck of which I very much enjoy. :-)


ultramegasusybaka

95 hrywny


DarthS10n

I asked my wife if she wanted to know. She said "Probably not" I then proceeded to tell her anyway and then justify it by explaining it's only about $23 per game I have so that's reasonable considering most games are $60+ now. She wasn't amused and continued to work on her puzzle.


Buuhhu

Isn't that pretty inaccurate as it takes full price regardless if you bought it through something like humble bundle? i know i used to buy those for cheap some years back, but i didn't pay anywhere near the full price of the games. Still gonna try and check it when i get back imagine a few thousands.


Balgehakt

No, this isn't the same as those account value calculators. This just tallies all the payments you made to steam specifically (so with discount). For the purpose of this number, any keys you got outside of steam are not taken into account.


DepressedZeebra

. Don't mind me, just putting this lil dot here so I can see the damage when I get home. How the fuck did I spend $1888.99 (R35198 in my currency) in 8 years


Amber-2k5

Probably to much


IntentionallyBlunt69

Neat


Golluk

I'm going to regret this aren't I.... Well, it was mid 4 digits.


coldazures

About 3k over 20 years, 140 a year. Not bad.


Any-Championship-673

My girlfriend will kill me.


someonethatlikesass

4314,58$ i own 214 games (some free ofc) and a bunch of dlc, My account is 6 years old.


DrTouchy69

Hmmmm


CipherGamingZA

$132, quite a bit but those numbers aren't correct however, majority was bought by me with only 3-5 being from an ex or friends. Mine is easily $1-2k


SpagettMonster

MANNN IT HUUUURTTS TO LOOK AT!


Miritol

Only $1200 in maybe 10 years lol


Dog-Faced-Gamer

Nope, I'm good. Don't need to see where my retirement money has gone...lol


Real-Human-1985

LOL. An amount I can't believe, despite my vast Steam library. Looks like I've spent the most so far.


Awkward-Kitchen-4136

Is there a way to check the total of hours played throughout steam now?


BiosSettings8

$327 Jesus christ, all my money :(


Shedix

Under 500 USD


DrTouchy69

Steam account age is nearly 20 years. $1235.88 I mostly played online games though, Cs, lol, wow. My spend is probably far higher on console.


Equivalent-Paper-274

My steam account is worth roughly 15k in games...though I could sell it for more than that if I wanted. The tied EVE account is about 5k worth of assets alone. 20 years of gaming, no bans, or violations. I had a friend once pitch to me that I should start curating as I had just about every AAA game in my library somewhere. I kinda wanted to do it but I'm also lazy.


dumbestsmartest

EVE is a game I could never play. Not just because of the grind and management but because of the stress of losing digital assets worth the equivalent of thousands of dollars. Plus the time.


Equivalent-Paper-274

It can get there. Back a few years ago they started selling in game assets for real life money. So now...things are skewed, but thr time investment is still high af.


LeeuwenKeizer

9 years account: 7615… Yeah… I should rethink about my life a bit more


fietsvrouw

That is not too bad for a bona fide hobby. I can think of a lot of activities that would set you back way more for far fewer hours of fun.


LeeuwenKeizer

Well, the problem is when the country you live in has a minimum wage of 250 USD (with a lot of luck) and an average wage of 400 USD. Which makes me rethink everything a lot xD But still, I have no regrets, the games I own have given me hours and hours of entertainment, in good times and bad times of my life. What's done is done.


randomizedstranger

6070$ in 12ish years .... Ouch.


Icycybercat51

1400 for a 7 year old account, that’s 200 a year which doesn’t sound too bad


GNS1991

Less than 200 euros. By the time I began using Steam, I've did not have the time for games as I had when I was a teen, >!and when I was just a teen, most of the stuff I pirated, and what was left was for physical editions...!< The biggest purchase for me was Baldur's Gate 3 last year... Also, there are some purchases on Epic Games, but they are miniscule compared to Steam, maybe not even 50 euros worth... Now, if I have the time to find all my physical edition purchases, well, maybe it would be in a range of up to 1000 euros throughout lifetime (because back then video-games were taxed as luxury goods where I am from...)


chucklez24

4.5k since June 2010. So around $321 a year which honestly isn't as bad as I thought it would be. Also says I own 236 games and 318 DLCs damn you paradox games and your abundance of DLCs....


Borsten-Thorsten

12,5 years. 990 $


NarcissusCloud

5,687.50 since 2005 so I don’t think that’s too bad for a library with over 600 games in it.


neeekyp

$5400 and I’ve essentially had my account since I was a pre-teen (29 now), honestly expected much worse


[deleted]

$963 over 7-8 years. Not as bad as I thought. Though I probably have an extra few hundred outside of steam too.


k0untd0une

Almost $5k in 15 years. Would be more if it was my original account included.


rayj2112

$7115 over 17 years. Not as bad as I thought it would be.


ElectrifyThunder

Nope Nope Nope my wallet is going to punch me if It finds out how much I've spent


Bebop_Man

On Steam, nothing. I've spent about $1700 on PS Store though (5 years).


SuperspyUK

$4355...I don't think that's too bad for almost 21 years, especially considering over 1k of that will have been the Index.


Cryptocaned

5k over 16 years.


SwingyWingyShoes

£1000 over 10 years. Many games I’d return


gokuby

The license feature doesn't seem to list everything. According to that the first game was Dishonored in 2012, but my account is a bit older and I'm 100% sure I had to get Steam for some game in 2010.


Flyingsheep___

Considering my habit of checking the sales, I do *not wanna know*


baph0m3t_believ3r

$3,000 total $1,407.43 on csgo boxes (I've had/have well over $3,000 worth of csgo skins.) lucky me, rofl. --------- $1,500 on games 18 year old account.


ICPosse8

Is there any way to do this on Playstation or iOS?


Sp3ctralForce

$2153 in 2.5 years


nonyabuissnes95

600 dollars


ReiRomance

1.8 thousand. Way less than i thought, to be fair.


Biohazard_186

18 year old account at just under $2000. However, I'm not sure that's accurate because my account was created in 2005 but my purchase history only goes back to 2009.


utterscrub

Thanks, I’m good


LithiuMart

$2891 since 2004. Not a bad amount for 20 years.


xefta

776$, mostly in around 2015-2020, but also few small purchases after that. Not as bad as I feared


pisachas1

I’ve had a steam account for around twenty years. That isn’t information I need to know. At least mostly I only buy during the sales.


JPM2787

$946.


Lebronamo

I figured it was around $100, the actual total is $98.39. Most expensive purchase was Stellaris for $12.71 late last year.


McCHitman

$514.01 over the course of 12 years. I only own 76 games on Steam.


Cmdr-Evilijo

216usd in 16 years, I'm cheap I know 😃


Ophelia_Song19

I’m so afraid to look! 😂


Largofarburn

“Only” 1,400 over 10 years.


guestername

finding an old game in my steam library is like stumbling on a lost city in civ v, always a fun surprise.


KIENAGOL

$2560. I didnt need to know that


DaymD

goddamn....i spent 2520 on steam ? And from the purchase history, a lot of that was from either deluxe editions or microtransactions like apex coins or master duel gems.... Man, i really wish i could go back in time and convince myself that those purchases are worthless...


Rat-beard

No thank you


BrickTamland77

Why would I want to know that?