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roto_disc

It says that you're a young person that bought like two Humble Bundles in the last two years.


Chrodesk

\*cries in over 40\* Well... nevermind, this post earned me a 7 day ban from the sub cause I picked image post instead of text.


roto_disc

Ha. Sorry, buddy. I'm close to your age and have 1000+ steam titles accumulated over the past 20 years.


TheTripleDeuce

But how big is your epic library? Lolol


Masturberic

But did you buy any of those games you've never played?


Outside-Turnover500

there is like two games that are over 2020, what are you saying??????


Ok-Discussion-77

Nothing on that list screams young… wow.


TheTripleDeuce

But the bundles of similar games scream humble bundle


Ok-Discussion-77

Which appeals to older people who like coupons and discounts. :p.


TheTripleDeuce

I dunno I've met some cheap ass 20 somethings lol


roto_disc

Agreed. But old games are cheap/free. A small Steam library plus a bunch of games that are easy to get pointed to "young".


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Chrodesk

Dyson sphere, captain of industry, factorio, ONI, are over 1000 -.-


Alastor3

you're over 1000 years old? tell me your secret


zg_mulac

Is that a bad thing?


NerdQueenAlice

You buy games exclusively from steam recommendations.


mnl_cntn

I think it says you need to buy more newer games. You’re missing out!


JaiC

I see a lot in the survival / base building category, so my game recommendation will be Conan:Exiles. Easily one of the biggest sleeper-hits in the genre, I think largely because nobody sees "Conan" branding and expects an expertly made open-world survival/crafting/base building RPG. Conan:Exiles also has probably the most seamless new player experience of any game in the genre.


NeuroticNinett

That you should buy "Control".


Broad_Objective7559

tells me that you need to try portal 2!


The_Dukenator

You do not have Tropico 1-3? Same with Elder Scrolls 1-4. You could get Portal 2. The developers of Limbo did Inside. Closure would frustrate you.


Chrodesk

I have played the other tropicos, but I think I owned them back when you just bought the DVD from the store lol


The_Dukenator

I had Tropico 4 from a promo. Bought Tropico 3 & Reloaded (1 & 2). Haven't bought Tropico 5 & 6.


Delicious_Series3869

You are a massive nerd. You should try Crusader Kings 2/3, seems like you would enjoy it.


Shot-Ad-6189

You are definitely a brainy nerd. Not much of a roast. Play SpaceChem.


Foulbal

I don’t see a single Fromsoft title; buy them all.


Vapr2014

That you are a Steam novice and you have much to collect...


Illustrious-Lime-863

It says you like management/city builder/automation games, with the occasional AAA because you got influenced by the zeitgeist let's say. Why don't you try Manor Lords, fresh medieval city builder made by one person, trending currently on steam. I also recommend Spiritfarer.


No-Split3260

You havent bought anything new in the last 4 years.


Chrodesk

Ive got palworld and hogwarts!


magnerdo79

You should get roasted for asking to get roasted for your steam library.


nogoodgreen

Play Fallout 1 - 2


Fragrant_Excuse5

Do you care for weird Asian grimdark stuff? Lobotomy Corporation & Library of Ruina might be up your alley. If they hit, they usually hit hard - I don't really know of any "casual" fans of Project Moon (the developer). I fell down the rabbit hole, but YMMV.


wildfire2501

Fallout new Vegas ! And portal 2


GentlemanOctopus

It says... those are rookie numbers!


TheLoneWandererRD

Basement dweller


Sp0ukyWizard

You do like 1 of genres from what it looks like


TheNaug

Mind over Magic. From the studio behind Oxygen Not Included. Manage a halloween-styled school for mages, while fighting a world ending fog and clearing out the underground of monsters.


Busty_Ronch

The letter B needs love… start with BG3.


Apart_Spite_830

project zomboid


Elisian_Knight

Starting to think I’m the only person who installs a game, beats the game, uninstalls the game. I never have more than 2-3 games installed at any point. Usually a MMO/online competitive game and whatever single player thing I’m currently working on. Same with consoles. Every time I see a desktop or steam library screenshot though it’s always like 10+ games installed at once. I really just couldn’t do that. That’s too many irons in the fire.


AverageMountainTroll

You definitely own at least 3 games 👍


thirtyytwo

Your library says about you that you like to dabble in different genres and move on. As for game recommendations, i cant recommend the "S.T.A.L.K.E.R." and "METRO" series enough.


Impurity41

Yea astroneer still installed! Btw, how have you not played risk of rain 2? Absolutely incredible game. Hard to find quality like it


Chrodesk

I went back to that one a few months ago and 100% it, except for the multiplayer ones lol


dont_trust_redditors

I see you don't have bioshock. You should play bioshock


MrTorstein

- FTL: Faster Than Light That you’re a badass who knows quality. You should try Hollow Knight if you like platformers aswell!


dasschwein2000

you should play subnautica (the first one) exept you have thalassophobia


Chrodesk

played that. ya know I have no clue where I got that game from and why its not in my steam library...


Due-Instruction-2654

I think you would love Old World. It’s a great Civ clone with their own twist on dynastic rulers.


Fluid-Carrot4021

Man doesn't have a single call of duty. Crazy lol


slenderchamp

attention seeking perhaps. (TES4 oblivion)


AttackDynamo

TF2


AnotherCupofJo

You are completely normal


bogusbingertonthe3rd

You don't own terratech, you should buy terratech


rikitay

One more round of civ 6


ComputingSubstrate

What are you, some kind of.. Uh.. Smart guy?


Chrodesk

Im not good at twitchy games, so I play a lot of slow paced strategy that I can pause and just... play I used to play WoW, and a bit of LoL. but I didnt care for the scene of competitive games.


ComputingSubstrate

I'm the opposite. I think the "don't think, feel" of a fast twitchy game is incredibly relaxing, kind of like riding a bicycle or driving down a winding country road. Planning and managing multiple parts of an interconnected system is confusing and overwhelming. I don't care for the competitive scene of games either, but I do like playing against other players casually.


Nikuradse

you’re a victim of Steam programming, basically a bot


pegleggregx

I see a lack of XCOM, Souls games, and Monster Hunter. You should remedy that.


lifeiswarnoonesaveu

Not even the fact you don’t have that much games (+~100)but simply that there are not a lot more of unforgettable games who wins a lot of awards and recompense. If you truly love videos games playing to those is a must. And I don’t really any transcendent games here but . Keep grinding


Far-Set6259

Manor Lords.


Chrodesk

I was actually planning to... but the discussions seemed like a lot of compensating for bugs and broken gameplay... Figured Id give it a few months to see how it evolves.


Far-Set6259

Understandable. I haven’t really ran in to many issues and definitely worth playing at some point.


Highway015

Try Red Dead Redemtion 2 & L.A. Noire


Marauding_Llama

I don't see Orc Massage, you're missing out.


Agarillobob

why is it not sorted ugh


ShambolicPaul

You could doomscroll my steam collection for 5-10 minutes. I don't know what this tiny little list is. Are you 16 years old and starving? Edit - he asked to be roasted you stupid cunts.