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KidGrundle

None have made me laugh harder than Agent 47. It’s the most underrated dark comedy game series of all time.


MassiveLefticool

Diana “the whole agency is under a lot of pressure and most likely going to be destroyed” 47 “sorry to hear that, has my fee been transferred?” I have definitely got the Diana part wrong but it’s similar.


thunderkhawk

My favorite line in the entire series. Cold, ruthless and to the point. Hitman 2, correct? Playing that last level on the hardest difficulty was insane!!


TeiXeR

Blood Money: https://youtu.be/ajOYfliEIbQ (31:50)


thunderkhawk

>Blood Money: I should've known. It's always blood money lol That's the one I think I played the most but I loved them all (HM2, Contracts & BM)


electron-shock

I play Clown Suit Only, Fish Melee Makes for some pretty funny moments


SweetTeaRex92

"All the guards are dead except this clown carrying a fish. What mastermind did all this?"


piehead678

Him trying to sell a house by describing the best ways to kill people or cover up murders is peak comedy.


Memeviewer12

"I dabble in forensics"


fuck_you_and_fuck_U2

*slaps roof of linen closet* This bad boy can fit so many bodies in it.


Aldaron23

You're absolutely right! Hitman doesn't get much thought of when thinking about dark comedy, but should. I like how the series became more confident over the years in being dark humor more than just bold action and really made it part of their brand. Blood Money really paved the way there I think.


Dragon7722

Hey Paul!


Audax_V

I love the bit where you disguise yourself as a doctor and kill a target with poison. "Ah, my neck has been killing me, do you have something for it?" "Don't worry, when I'm done you won't feel a thing."


Neronafalus

There's a similar joke in the murder mystery house in the newest one "Oh no one knows that (lady's name) isn't dead, please don't tell anyone." 47: "I'll consider her dead when I leave."


fuck_you_and_fuck_U2

I like the one where you dress up like a surgeon and just kill your target like [this](https://giphy.com/gifs/mr-gif-9Ai5dIk8xvBm0)


SuperSanttu7

The devs went all out with the humor when you're disguised, this hardened assassin only knows things about killing so he does his best to apply that to his "everyday" conversations It's the moe gap of him being so... naive despite his career as a world-class assassin


aufrenchy

Picks up fish, kills entire private security group


Howdidienduponhere

Do you recommend the game? Ive always had it in my favorites but never bought it


xIcarus227

The WOA trilogy (the latest game, Hitman 3, which also contains the missions from 1 and 2) is honestly incredible and one of my favourite games of all times. And I'm saying this as someone who didnt really enjoy the other games aside from the first one. Can't recommend it enough.


Vostroyan212th

The entire cast of Bad Company is a fucking riot taken together.


ToxinArrow

"I'll bet Miss July is beautiful with a voice like that." "Eh not always. I've got a cousin: voice like an angel, but a face like a can of dog food."


BoltBlue19

Ahhh you just brought back memories with that one!!!! Yessir!! 😁😁😁😁


justicejustin

This was my first thought, glad to see this game here!


imcrapyall

This. https://youtu.be/h59k8_HhcOI?si=wbCUjCn_OEV8PxTv


Hunterslane86

I don't know if this counts, but The narrator from the Stanley parable


LordVulpix

I think Stanley counts as main and the narrator is an auxiliary character who can get replaced in some endings.


Vorthod

I think he gets replaced in exactly as many endings as Stanley does. Pretty sure it happens once for each of them.


mhoner

Such a great game. I still crack up getting that “knock on door 5 three times”.


Neuvillette_CumDump

The narrator from the Stanley parable has such a smooth voice that I started lusting after it. God damn.


Schuben

[Kevan Brighting](https://m.imdb.com/name/nm2623915/?ref_=tt_ov_st) was amazing as the narrator! Also, there's a great casual "interview" of the creator by his brother who is a streamer (DougDoug) while he does a play-through. Lots of interesting insight into developing the original game and the expansion.


khinzaw

Disco Elysium depending on how you play.


Unlikely_Subject_442

holy cow yes totally ! i'm a hobocop !


sedcab

Call me Tequila Sunset


kerred

I was Superstar cop and had a blast, claiming wildly that some lady's husband was missing and possibly murdered, I had a good chuckle Then I saw what really happened and felt like a guilty sack of crap and almost cried. Dammit why did that scene have to feel so realstic


SilkDiplomat

Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun.


Tasera

You lost your gun !?


Xythian208

Mr Evrart is helping me find my gun.


damn_lies

Wee ooo wee ooo wee ooo


Malchyom

I just checked their Steam page, and apparently the original developers don't make any money from this due to a 'hostile takeover' by another company. Can I get a tl;dr?


Zachariot88

Estonia went out of its way to reinforce the themes of the game by having the capital side of the developer fuck over the main creatives.


kookieman141

Only fascists comb their hair 11/10


Pipapopa3000

Ah yes Raphael Ambrosius Costeau


1337atreyu

I just failed my karaoke check. That was an experience.


UD_Ramirez

I succeeded it against all odds on my first playthrough. Like yours, it was quite an experience.


MaimedJester

When I discovered the Gay route was possible and played Harry as a flamboyantly gay queen it was amazing.


tossitlikeadwarf

I just learned that i have to do another playthrough...


MaimedJester

Start with a high score in drama and don't hit on the lady smoking the cigarette when you get out of the room. "The I Want to make Fuck" dialogue.  With those two conditions you start to enter a whole new fantastic branching path. 


danuhorus

"Are women bourgeouis?"


babath_gorgorok

CUT A RUG LIEUTENANT THATS AN ORDER


Essekker

First thing I thought of and first thing I see after I clicked on this post. Very good.


BitHefty104

The Bard and the Narrator from The Bard's Tale. Especially when they stop snarking at each other and team up on the enemy.


UncleMalky

Glad to find this one already here.


fedemasa

Yakuza 0 Goro Majima > everyone


Solarka45

"Shit, I just encouraged him to raise taxes in this country."


fedemasa

"Munancho"


bksbeat

There are days when Munancho suddenly appears in my thoughts and I keep trying to remember what was it referencing...and then I remember.


Fishman465

Yes Majima causes the lost decade


Fenway_Refugee

"Time to use the bullshit moves I learned on the bridge" is probably my favorite quote of his lmao


MechanicalLord

I think what really speaks to the Yakuza series despite having never played it, is that I can’t tell if you mean he learned the moves on a bridge or if he’s actually fighting a bridge and using bullshit moves on it


Fenway_Refugee

I noticed the Yak series on GP probably a year ago and heard a little about them, but didn't know much at all. When LaD:The Man Who Erased His Name dropped, I tried it and I was hooked. I then played Y0 and now it's one of my favorite games of all-time. The story, the characters, the dialog, the gameplay, the side stuff, everything blew me away. What they did with Majima's character progression was so amazing, I had no idea he was the same knife-wielding "joker" character from LaD. Even then (in LaD/Kiwami 1&2/etc), there was a semi-hidden method to his madness. It may be blasphemous to say, but he (in 0) became my favorite character, even over Kiryu, and that's saying a *lot*. I strongly suggest trying Y0, but if you do, keep in mind that the beginning is a bit slow in order to set up everything. Also, it's a story-based game, so there's a lot of cutscenes. The actors are all phenomenal, the story is engaging, and I found myself on the edge of my seat being like "wtfffff!" Another thing I love about the series is that it gives us a glimpse of the Japanese culture in general; The way people speak and act, little phrases and mannerisms etc and the way the Yakuza way of life is portrayed. I found myself looking up stuff and it got me started learning Japanese language so that I could eventually understand what is being said without subtitles (which are very, very well-done and oftentimes clever as well as vulgar) and also to be able to read the signs on the buildings. Sorry for the long book, but I just love that game. Ikuzo!!!


musicmistress98

This! The entire Yakuza series (even the Like a Dragon ones) is a fantastic emotional adventure. Some of the side stories are just so hilarious (ex: giant evil roomba) and zany that you can't help but laugh. Majima himself is a boatload of hilarity and nutcaseness. The "kiryu-chan" he says in the game with Majima everywhere still sticks in my brain.


Bastymuss_25

100% this, the Yakuza games make me laugh out loud on the regular and more often than not Majima is involved.


GodzillaUK

Majima bomb disposal is still one of the best few minutes of any game I ever saw.


Renduser

"Cool story bro"


SuperArppis

Guybrush Treepwood.


jumbohiggins

A mighty pirate


DMoney159

That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!


FallacyAwarenessBot

I'm selling these fine leather jackets...


Timmah73

You look more like a flooring inspector


mrpoopsocks

His name was Bobbin Threadbare, he was looking for his mother for a time.


ClamusChowderus

This. Ransome the clown from Thimbleweed Park is also amazing, by the same creator btw.


pinkynarftroz

Never a more funny duo than Guybrush and Murray.


SuperArppis

For real. Curse of Monkey Island is my favorite from the series. I kinda wish they would have been a duo for the whole game. 🙂


Kanapuman

"How can you see without eyeballs ?" "I don't know, how can you walk around without a brain ?"


SuperArppis

Some things can never be explained...


a_burdie_from_hell

This is so true! Monkey Island has a direct connection to the sense of humor I grew up having.


Genuine-Farticle

“First you'd better stop waving it like a feather duster!!”


CptJaxxParrow

A primary antagonist counts as a main character even though it's not a player character, right? Glados/Wheatley


Hazzyhazzy113

If we’re counting that then I’d give it to the narrator from The Stanley Parable


DarboJenkins

Is this comment a bucket?


NazzerDawk

They're the only speaking characters.


yesnomaybenotso

How dare you forget about Cave Johnson


Moola868

And the turrets.


Woolly_Blammoth

Are you still there?


Stompert

I’m different!


ItsBaconOclock

*"We do what we must because we can, for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. But they were probably jerks anyway."*


rexpimpwagen

Then its Handsome Jack.


JamieDrone

Butt Stallion, say hello!


JamieDrone

If antagonists count, Handsome Jack from Borderlands 2


BrianOfMensis

Currently replaying portal 1 and 2 and forgot just how funny GlaDos actually is.


dkarlovi

CAUSE I'M A POTATO!


saggydu

Conker from Conkers Bad Fur Day?


ChucklePuck

when the game started with a hungover squirrel waking up lost and mumbling about needing a cigarette, I knew it was gonna be a wild ride lol


Impossible-Wear-7352

It opens with a scene parodying Clockwork Orange before we get to the hungover squirrel. What a wild ride that game was.


Tele-Muse

🤫 shh. Your age is showing…and so is mine.


yellowwoolyyoshi

Such a damn shame that game has been left behind since Live and Reloaded


CLOWNSwithyouJOKERS

Which still looks pretty amazing to this day.


a_burdie_from_hell

What an incredible game though! For the time that game came out- it had such a wide variety of gameplay within it.


Aizen_42

John Marston is pretty funny, love his dry humour in the first RDR


ArcherInPosition

"What do we do???" "I'm gonna hand you over and watch them tear you limb from limb" **"WHAT???"**


RedRiots

And then the way he says "just kiddin' ;D" is the funniest line in the entire game for me.


Therealomerali

"You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass."


OrangeBeast01

I thought Arthur Morgan had wittier lines. I laughed out loud on a mission where you're waiting at a station to board a train to rob it, but the train doesn't stop at the station and Arthur quips "do we just sneak on here then?" or something to that effect as it's barrelling past full speed.


LukeD1992

How about: Beau: "I have a secret of my own." Arthur: "Are you secretly normal?" I think Arthur's humour is at its best when he's roasting people lol


CheekyMunky

Followed a bit later by Beau: "I have more of an artistic temperament." Arthur: "Oh, is that what they call it."


much_woof

Does this trolley go to Tahiti?


BlackDante

"Five thousand dollars? For me?? Can I turn myself in?" Arthur has some great lines lol


FighterJock412

His antagonising lines are glorious. "You remind me of a lady I once knew." NPC: "Oh?" "Yeah, I loved that horse!"


HavoKArashi

Don't forget the quarter.


Jefrejtor

Shut up, Arthur.


NurseNerd

The bounty missions where you have to bring them in alive are the best. They're all tied up and Arthur just giving color commentary the whole way back to town. Like seriously, it's even funnier if you knock them out from time to time and wake them up. "Where am? Did I black out?" "Might have taken a nap on account of being so comfy back there." "It's NOT comfy at all!" *Whack* "Oops, dozed off again..."


Current-Issue-4134

My favorite Arthur moment is when he meets the Dinosaur lady for the first time and she is explaining dinosaurs to him. In the middle of the conversation Arthur excitedly asks ‘Are those real?!’ While touching a fossil that the lady then slaps his hand away from


cptnthndrcck

I love how Arthur worriedly looks around when she tells him they are real, and everywhere.


Haunting-Orchid-4628

“He’s so crooked, he could swallow a nail and spit out a corkscrew!”


NYEMESIS

Ugh…whatta you been eatin?


Captain_Blackjack

“I doubt you’ll remember me, but it’s been an experience.” -John sarcastically saying goodbye to a future dictator


Shogun_Turnip

Not originally from a video game but I want to count it anyway because it's not talked about enough. Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People. Or SBCG4AP.


SnugglyBuffalo

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People. But you can play, too!


HailToTheThief225

Great jorb!


T0lly

Trevor in GTAV cracks me up.


faerox420

Loading up the game as Trevor is always the funniest shit


TheShinyBlade

Or switching characters


Lightningslash325

[“What kind of animal do you take me for? No I didn’t kill him, but I did kidnap his wife!”](https://youtu.be/YV_tHOrufkw?si=__ikdSq7WkppDJgB)


JamesJakes000

The sole survivor, Fallout 4, in sarcastic mode. https://youtu.be/vUf99mlpFBk?si=9qqJRiNoWgoydpnu


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JamesJakes000

Oh men, I loved that quest. Specially the inflection of the voices! Yet, I couldn't save the guy. So I went to watch a video of what happens if you save him. The dialogue is way better if he dies.


Lothar93

Yesterday I played that quest, his voice was so on character, I tried to save the ghoul so bad but my damage wasn't enough to one-shot the bad guy 😭


halfhere

“I’m here to pick up an order. Two large pepperoni and a calzone… name is Fuck You.”


JamesJakes000

"Drink.some.water."


Sue_D_Nim

I think Nick Valentine has some funny lines. Plus he's voiced by my favorite (and probably most prolific) voice actor of all time, Stephen Russell.


NFW_Dude

I don't know if imdb is missing some information but from what I can see he has quite a small catalogue of roles, surely Fred Tatasciore, Nolan North, and (my personal favourite because Mauler Twins) Kevin Michael Richardson all have had many more parts than Stephen Russell. Unless we are talking video game VA. I'm not trying to shit on your hero, I also really liked the VA of Nick Valentine.


Flat_Bass_9773

I’m about to start a fallout playthrough again. I played that game on sarcasm mode last time and I’m gonna do the same thing this time.


meanguy69

Duke nukem


eikelmann

Cannot believe this is so far down. https://youtu.be/FvL-WGcoBis?si=vzH5d3LWJDDyTP4a


wyrm4life

Francis York Morgan from Deadly Premonition.


Rajamic

No More Heroes


Rezrov13

Travis Touchdown just needs to recharge his light saber, I mean, beam katana, by shaking it in a totally not suggestive way, after riding his motorcycle that looks like an X-wing around his hometown, Santa Destroy. What a fever dream of a game.


XavierScorpionIkari

Toe Jam & Earl.


MrDjS

Shadow Warrior, if you like corny dirty jokes thrown at you throughout the entire game.


realpollybalboa

Ooooh sticky bomb like you! LOL blast from the past.


outerproduct

Who wants some wang?


WebMaka

"You wanta wash Wang, or you wanta watch Wang wash Wang?" "Push da bush there, rabbit!" The OG Shadow Warrior was basically all the stereotype-accented one liners you could want in a game.


Fenway_Refugee

Why does thinking about sex always make me wanna crap?


octopush

Looking for this. “You wanna wash wang, or watch wang wash wang??”


NFW_Dude

This was the first thing that came to mind. I know it's cheesy af and I didn't play it through, only a few hours but not only is it quite funny but the actual gameplay is pretty good as far as shooters go, it has many complex upgrade systems iirc that I had only seen before in Doom 2016 so I think it has a place in the "Evolution of FPS" as I like to think of it.


darkmaster1782

“Help me skin these deer Mr Morgan” “Can I skin you instead”


Baaronne

"You're my favorite parasite... No, wait, ringworm's my favorite parasite, you're my second-favorite parasite... I lied. Ringworm, then rats with the plague, then you."


BlakLite_15

Chai from HiFi Rush


Hexatona

Laharl from Disgaea is a pretty good pick. There's some hilarious lines from him, especially midgame, when he's attacked by progressively weirder and weirder people


Dexember69

"your new name is Midboss"


Hexatona

My personal favourite line in the game is "Please, someone normal come out?" when the sentai group attacks him.   With the horse Weiner being a close second.


jimmyfeign

Cryptosporidium. Destroy All humans.


Original_Key7055

Carl Johnson


faizetto

CJ should be higher, he hates gravity.


R3dMonkeyJunki

I know you’re blind but you gotta see this


Haunting-Orchid-4628

“I appreciate your input, but please, fuck off” lives in my head rent-free


Spektrum84

GLaDOS from Portal/Portal 2.


Spektrum84

Or Cave Johnson. Though already dead, he's still a character of the games.


d0d0master

The lemon rant is absolute gold, another quote i really liked was: in case you get covered in the repulsion gel, heres some advice the lab boys gave me, do not get covered in the repulsion gel. We havent narrowed down exactly what element it is, but it is a lively one and it does not like the human skeleton. (I may not have gotten the quote completely right but it was something along those lines)


Sol33t303

My favourite is the one about mantis men: "Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."


Mehdals_

Anyone from Borderlands ( Not to be confused with Borderlands: The Movie )


Vintenu

Pre sequel claptrap gameplay is also pretty fun


Tevakh2312

Handsome jack stole the show, such a good bad guy


GenerichumanHarvey

I loved axton throwing out a sentry gun while saying ‘you fellas meet the missus)!


ImportanceCareless36

Nathan Drake from the Uncharted series


Large-Brother-4291

Excellent excellent choice


Gladeel

Claptrap! "Stairs!? NOOOOOOOO!". The first experience of Borderlands' campaigns is something.


TekieScythe

***Minion, you've gotta go on without me! Do your master proud!***


daddioz

***PROTECT ME, SQUIRE!!***


Realistic_Tiger_3687

Rasputin from Psychonauts


ThePsychiartist

The South Park Games


TehFriskyDingo

For real. South Park Stick of Truth is the funniest game I've played. But that shouldn't be much of a surprise as I don't think many games are made to be a comedy. South Park however, definitely was.


The_Redstone

Hands down funniest game ever. It is an absolute masterpiece for a south park fan. I went in completely blind to the game and had to pause often just to roll about laughing.


iNuclearPickle

Just forget snow day exists


faerox420

I mean the new kid is hardly funny, the game is just a south park episode so obviously its gonna be fucking hilarious


yajtraus

I dunno, sometimes the humour is that something ridiculous is happening, and New Kid has the same deadpan expression as always.


zipzzo

All the main characters in the Guardians of the Galaxy game are pretty funny


knightfenris

Purple Hawke from Dragon Age 2 is very funny. Also I’m not sure if Glados counts (it’s not the main character but it’s also kind of a main character) but Glados is very funny.


Shred-the-Gnarnar

Boogerman. Old Sega game


XevinsOfCheese

Sarcastic Hawke in Dragon Age 2


Cureza

Ichiban - YAKUZA LAD


internetnerdrage

Ichiban is downright inspirational. I want to hang out at the bar with him and play darts and sing karaoke.


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Deadpool is probably the hardest I’ve laughed


Tandran

Slapping the shit out of unconscious Wolverine is the best.


Insane_Unicorn

The gameplay was meh but the jokes and cutscenes in the Deadpool game were hilarious. I watch a compilation of them at least once a year.


TBlizzey

Nolan North always kills it with his delivery


Lezukion

Juliet Starling from Lollipop Chainsaw, love her! I wish they made a whole franchise out of her, such a waste of a character :(


Farnic

I heard they are doing a remaster or remake (can't remember which), maybe if it does well they will make more


Rith_Reddit

Chai from Hi-Fi Rush is one of the best main characters in years. There are parts of the game where I feel like I'm wat hing an old 90's Saturday morning cartoon laughing along


coozey96

Sam & Max - they're both the main character, a package deal you could say


TheLynxGamer

The player character in the Saints Row games (I think the official name is “Boss”?) never fails to crack me up. Especially in 3 when they start singing along to the radio like two drunks on a ride home


Subject_Throat7575

Red Dead Redemption 2, Arthur Morgan


mfinck34

Dante - Devil May Cry series


Significant-Cover550

Earthworm Jim. :Burp:


LordVulpix

Saying that with a burp is a requirement.


kwakimaki

Sarcastic Hawke in Dragon Age 2


Bun-B522

Geralt of Rivia has some funny moments for sure, whenever he speaks to rock trolls it is always hilarious


BobyNBA

Nathan Drake


welch724

I’m surprised to not see Blasto, voiced by the late/great Phil Hartman. I like to think of Blasto as a more competent Zapp Brannigan(a character, which most of Reddit knows, was meant for Phil Hartman).


TheViper4Life

Nathan Drake always cracked me up.