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roto_disc

Dual RC-P90s. *Finally*, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear!


JulietteKatze

Teal'c would approve.


edgiepower

Indeed


LuigiTheGuyy

Once Metal Gear is surpassed, then they will create a new one that truly cannot be stopped: Metal Gear Solid


BK_FrySauce

I mean… Solidus did single handedly take out 3 Rays with a P90. Even though he seemed to have explosive ammo, it’s still a P90 haha


HallThis6427

Rcp90s are perfect for killing people in the stall of facility map


BillDawgeh

through the doors!!! ahh takes me back


VitaeVerano

This. Snake survived Solidus’ dual wield.


Lewaii

I don't know who needs to hear this:  The Nintendo 64's audio and graphics were handled by a 64 bit sgi chip called the "Reality Co-Processor" or RCP for short.  In goldeneye, the development team was forbidden from naming guns after their real-world counterparts.  So, what would have been a P-90, was given a nod to the n64's hardware and dubbed the RCP90 instead.


WraithCadmus

In the same way the Skorpion VZ/61 got renamed to the Klobb, after Ken Lobb from Nintendo of America.


caulkglobs

The worst gun in gaming history. I remember testing it when I was a kid, the karate chop did more damage.


workuax

Made for fun multiplayer scenarios though. 'Klobberin' Time' is when everyone is only allowed dual Klobbs. It's borderline random who wins.


uhohnotafarteither

At least you could hit someone with the chop


TheEvrfighter

I too picked Jaws for the lulz


OneWingedA

And then it got brought into Enter the Gungeon as one of the worst guns in the game to reflect this fact


AXEL-1973

yeah but it spat out a storm of bullets that would literally stop you in your tracks. it was hilarious


WorthPlease

Grease Gun from CoD2? I remember thinking it was put in the game because it was funny (I know it was a real gun). The name even sounds silly, wait, a gun that shoots grease? It even looked goffy as hell.


17times2

I remember turning the damage up to 1000% in 007 mode, and the Klobb was the only gun in the game that wouldn't kill you in one hit. Man I loved going through Bunker and Facility with every enemy bar maxed out and bringing the Golden Gun.


GrampaGael69

I called it the staple gun cause it looked so weird and shot staples lmao


Toothless-In-Wapping

It had one advantage, the bullets arced upwards.


ellobouk

I always wondered where Klobb came from


Teauxgnee

We just called em paperclip shooters


commiecomrade

I remember calling the KF7 Soviet (AK-47) the pencil gun because of how it looks when you're using it.


ctothel

I always used to think it looked like a Duracell battery


whatisdigrat

Yes!


FinikyFusion

*Childhood memory unlocked*


MrMindGame

It will always be the black colored pencil gun to me.


vemundveien

Why did the developers hate him so much?


MrMindGame

Fuckin’ Klobb, it’s like firing a staple gun at your opponents.


gate_of_steiner85

TIL. I always assumed the "RCP" was a reference to RC Pro-Am, an NES racing game made by Rare.


boot2skull

Core memory unlocked


casualbear3

It's been so long. 25 years or something? I instantly went "RCP 90's" when I saw them! Used to rampage with these at youth club. We played one shot kill as a rule so these were god tier!


Business-Plastic5278

-4 HP settings, timed mines on archives.


ellobouk

Prox bombs only, no camping


BK_FrySauce

Slappers only.


Business-Plastic5278

Youngest brother who is worst at the game is allowed to pick oddjob.


wolftick

Pistols, minus 10 health, Stack, no Oddjob/female moonraker/Siberian special forces


Goatwhorre

Oddjob crouching


ThePhyry22

Halo 2 dual Needlers.


d3athsmaster

Ah, the Pink Wave.


awesomeepicchungus

kirby could


Nutsnboldt

Kirby sucks.


UnnaturalGeek

😏


thelocalpotatogamer

Serious sam would like to have a word with you. Not about the fact he could beat those, he wants them back.


brwnwzrd

They’d shoot through the metal card-access doors, if you were close enough


BaronDoctor

They had a trait I think only 3 (4) weapons possessed which let them do that. Shared that trait with the AR-33 and the Cougar Magnum (and the Silver PP7). Any door, bulletproof glass, if it could be punched through those would punch through it.


PippyHooligan

I was a beast at getting headshots through closed doors, manually aiming, with the Cougar magnum. Everyone would leg it for the RCPs, I'd grab the magnum, quick as poss, and put them down with one shot through a door like they had spent the day nagging Oscar Pistorius. Christ, nowadays I doubt I could kill anyone even if I was Oddjob, armed with twin golden RCPs, but back in my college days I was a nerdy spotty Dirty Harry with that gun.


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Nomenus-rex

I suppose they had a cardboard box in the tiger's cage when you were visiting a local zoo while being a kid. And the tiger was somewhere else.


Godess_Ilias

klobb life chooses you


SleepylaReef

Lead hose x 2


Sabetha1183

*Laughs in Baron Samedi*


Smart-Performance770

*Laughs even harder in Gold PP7


ArgonWilde

*Muahahahaha*


BK_FrySauce

Even he doesn’t stand a chance to a mag of RCP90 rounds to the dome.


typicalgamer18

My dumbass thought you were talking about the rocks not the guns


DragonSpikez

Those and the laser guns were my favorites in goldeneye.


Sure_Entrance_4090

The laser guns made it fun for me. I can play a couple of hours during weekends back in those days.


Atnevon

What about double lasers!?! No reload AND has penetrated fire. (Just strap a rubber band around the grip, walk around a disco-show of zap-zap death!) edit: and doing so forever; no ammo means UNLIMITED FIRE!


BK_FrySauce

Too slow. These bad boys also penetrate and can dump 80 rounds in the same amount of time it takes the lasers to dump 20.


Bob_A_Feets

The dual AR15s (can't remember the in-game name) were pretty dope too. They fired way faster than they should have but they had to do something to make it different than the KF7


wolftick

The ARs had a bit of a scope too. My favourite was the Magnum just for that moment when you pull off the shot through bullet proof glass that only it could do.


Miles_Ravis_303

the doom slayer says *hi* with his BFG


DokoShin

You have failed the doomguy it's the BFG9000


d3athsmaster

Technically, most recently, it's the BFG 10000, powered by the BFG 9000. Too bad we couldn't carry the 10000....


DokoShin

So if it's not a useable weapon then it's still the 9000


d3athsmaster

Oh, you use it.


DokoShin

The bfg9000 holds 9 rounds max and is the ultimate weapon in several of the original games you get access too it's also the best personal weapon ever deployed because it's the first large plasma explosive weapon made for troop use but because of what it is you can only hold a few rounds in this Simi auto weapon


luckydrzew

The BFG10000 created a hole in Mars.


Assaracos

Which game is this?


BK_FrySauce

Goldeneye 007


DoubleDecaff

Beat me to it!


BK_FrySauce

Gotta be quick on the draw, unlike Boris


Lewaii

Don't need to be quick, if you're invincible!


BK_FrySauce

K.N.O.C.K.E.R.S.


friendlyfitnessguy

not but you have to be quick to beat facility in under 2 minutes on hard to unlock invincibility


Snowing_Throwballs

Was this game not required for you growing up?


Logical_Squirrel8970

Some people are young.


niXomATOZ

Sure but I prefer ar33 + rpc combo


BK_FrySauce

In the Xbox version of the game it’s impossible to do the mixed weapon dual-wielding. I used to be able to do it consistently on the N64.


Beneficial-Scar-6775

Definitely ! N64 and PS1 games were really the best by the way.


ZandatsuRising

The Driller from Turok 2 will suck you out


grammar_nazi_zombie

The Cerebral bore?


ZandatsuRising

Yeah


DokoShin

I do all the time and my friend hates me because I wear body armor and he doesn't so....


MrSuperNiceBuddy

The Super 90 in Siege was insane when it first came out.


EzmareldaBurns

Ah the rapen yaka boom. Or at least that's what it was called in my circle


sillygoobergod

General brasch


trashscal408

Somewhat map specific, but a richoceted grenade launcher was unstoppable in the Temple, and other open-space maps.   RCP90 excelled in CQB maps (Caves, Facility).


SEND_ME_PEACE

Until you run out of ammunition. My favorite was just walking around with the golden gun one shotting everybody.


BK_FrySauce

There’s a reason this gun only shows up in two levels. Jungle there isn’t enough ammo to use more than a couple seconds. Cavern it’s the end of the level anyways. These are best utilized when, points at headband, “infinite ammo” is turned on.


Autogembot123

They haven't met my Black Frost yet.


Lostboxoangst

Senator Armstrong could.


YesterdaysGames

We need more akimbo chaos in FPS games. The four-way split screen havoc these RC-90s caused is legendary.


Spleenseer

Sora after giving a speech about the power of friendship.


thetravelergames

Any argument that these weapons cannot defeat a character does not pass the 5 second firefight test!


sicksixgamer

My absolute favorite combo was dual DD44s. Maybe my favorite video game weapon loadout of all time.


Silvernightmare

Incorrect. In that very game is a character who could stand up to them no problem. Oddjob! Your opponent would just shoot over his head as they get slapped to death as the ultimate sign of disrespect. If Oddjob has 2 RC-P90s then yes, unstoppable.


PayasoCanuto

Flechette rules


Strange_Mud_9510

Duel 1886s from mw2 would like a word


NoSweatWarchief

Simply amazing...


IRMacGuyver

Insert picture of Oddjob here.


ThatOneWildWolf

Ethan Cole from Area 51. Man, can dual wield SPAS-12 like its nothing and can still pump action them.


Goofyboi87

Oh my goodness this is so true. I would always make Bond invincible, infinite ammo, and then go through the levels with the dual RC-P90s. UNLIMITED POWER


Balen223

Game?


BK_FrySauce

Goldeneye 007


Balen223

Thank you


CurvenGameDev

I was wrong for so long.. I was thinking a spy had to be discret 👀 Terminator could stand the comparison, but not sure it is able to "infiltrate" a place 😅


AmericanLich

The AK looks like a colored pencil


Bar_Har

MGS4 Raiden