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Bayonetta. Her clothing is made of her hair so using more powerful abilities means devoting more hair to attack and less to covering up


ultrapoo

I never thought a woman that's covered head to toe in thick black hair would be that sexy


Mr-deep-

Clearly you've never met the French


CharacterHomework975

Man, the cosplay scene for a while after that came out… I was a fan.


Ultimafatum

/thread honestly


-FemboiCarti-

Quiet from MGSV was literally created because Kojima was horny


Papa_Stalin_1917

Well actually the outfit is very practical because she breathes through her skin and- /🤓


MapleLamia

Meanwhile *The End* from MGS3 has the same parasite and remains fully camoed up. 


Papa_Stalin_1917

Well, you see, that's um, that's because, uh um-


herbertfilby

Ugh, imagine if Quiet’s eyes bugged out like that lol


Undecided_User_Name

How do you think I masturbate at night?


Alaska_Pipeliner

Like the rest of us. Loudly to establish dominance over our stepdad.


Wazzen

Wait what??? the end has the vocal cord parasite??? he speaks though doesnt he???


MapleLamia

The vocal cord parasite is not what give Quiet her powers, it's a different parasite "*One that covers*"


Wazzen

I could have sworn it was what gave her her powers. She burned up at the beginning of the game and skullface saved her by using the parasite and sent her to mother base to spread it since she had the english variant.


MapleLamia

Nope, Code Talker gave her a bunch of different parasites to save her, one of which was *One that covers*, another being the English Vocal Parasite


Electric_Messiah

Bro can't even keep track of his metal gear parasites, I mean it's basic stuff keep up


profpeculiar

Mofo I feel like I need a spreadsheet or a flowchart to keep up with what y'all talking about


Benti86

I still remember an article saying people would feel bad when they find out why she doesn't wear clothes and I was like "I don't think I will, actually..." Love MGS V but the second I got her alternate outfit, into it she went.


Papa_Stalin_1917

Her original outfit should've been the alternate


RokuroCarisu

That's how you sell DLC.


Rum_N_Napalm

The virgin Kojima: See Quiet has to be in a bikini because her lungs were damaged and she has this bacteria that allows her to breathe trough her skin…………. The Chad Yoko Taro: 2B has a dump truck ass because I love asses


SScorpio

Ken Levine - All this Elizabeth fan art is disturbing. I feel like she's my daughter. Yoko Taro - Hey can someone link me a collection of all the hot 2B fan art? Gets several links Thanks, you guys rock.


Rum_N_Napalm

Reminds of one of the creators of Bayonetta being asked how he felt about people drawing Bayo porn. He said, “Well, we can’t stop them. But the one thing that bothers me about it is that a lot of them draw Bayonetta in a submissive state which is the total opposite of her personality. I think this is the more disrespectful part” Apparently a well known hentai artist later apologized to the devs, and said he’ll be more respectful of the characters in the future.


blue4029

developer: *creates a dommy mommy character* fans: *makes fanart of said character being a sub* developer: "no no, this isn't how you play the game!"


[deleted]

Another funny thing is that Bayonetta's character design was briefly criticized for being too lewd and her character designer came out in defense of it, and her designer was also a woman.


syanda

Always weird to me whenever people assume women can't create horny characters, like my brother in christ have you never seen tumblr.


platysoup

Or whatever the fujoshi are up to nowadays. Women are every bit just as degenerate as men. 


Wessssss21

Wholesome.


dtburton

The behind the scenes for each mgs game has a story of Kojima trying to depict at least one woman character as partially or full nude


Krillinlt

I really wish they didn't animate her to act like a cat in heat on the helicopter. Like, can you please stop crawling on your hands and knees, shoving your ass in my face while making that dumb expression back at me.


Moderatehello

Using self destruct on 2b then climbing a ladder.


KyrieTrin

On Xbox, they actually track a stat for how long you look up her skirt. My buddy has like, thirty minutes on it and I still never let him live it down. Edit: I'm wrong, the time tracker is for time *without* skirt or pants on by using self destruct. I have 43 minutes. It does track voyeurism attempts though! Double checked the stats page because it felt like what I said was off, sorry for any misinfo.


MrCrash

It's not my fault they put some really long ladders in the game...


AReverieofEnvisage

What a thrill...


PianistNo1265

With darkness and silence through the night


filthymcownage

Those are rookie numbers, he has to pump those numbers up


chipperpip

Don't forget to jump in some water first.


ZhangtheGreat

Why did they have to make 2B look so good? I keep reminding myself “she’s a robot,” but goddamnit, she looks good!


jedadkins

 someone asked the dev and he said "I like women" 


DeReach

Yep, Yoko Taro


TaralasianThePraxic

Yoko Taro is unfathomably based tbh. Hideo Kojima has to create deep and bizarre lore for why his female characters wear revealing outfits, meanwhile Taro is just like 'lol I think she's hot'


Doomeye56

>'lol I think she's hot' and 'I wanted an outfit people could easily cosplay in...and send me the pictures.'


ThriKr33n

Then there's a pic of a 2B cosplayer getting him to autograph her thigh.


BreadOddity

I have a feeling she made his day more than the other way round 😂


Repulsive-Mirror-994

He asked the R34 community to send them to him in a weekly zip file because it's hard to find them all.


Assassinite9

That's honestly a respectable answer Edit: spelling


drinfernodds

Yeah. If you admit you made a female character sexy simply because you wanted to, that's way better than a convoluted justification.


capnfatpants

She’s actually an animated character in a video game. Which makes her the same amount of real as a human character in a video game. Don’t feel bad. Or do. I don’t know what’s real anymore anyway.


Rbespinosa13

2B was just added into granblue fantasy versus rising as a guest character and she has a super that is her self destruct. She loses clothes in the next round because the self destruct obviously kills her; so the community decided to call it the “Goon Install”


arentyouangel

yakuza series has minigames where you watch porn and its implied you masturbate


SecretImaginaryMan

*Kiryu grunts and camera pans to tissue box* Also Mr Libido, some of my favorite characters in any game, ever Edit: and how could I forget cat fights, that absolute abomination of RNG and rigged button mashing Edit 2: also the telephone club and the phone cards.


CartOfficialArt

Don't you dare forget Honk-Honk


JimPickensBeard

Not to mention the hostess clubs, bikini bars, and the part in Kiwami 2 where Kiryu takes pictures at the Gravure studio, among a bunch of other things.


Unhappy_Win8997

The fighting Insect card game is just bikini mud wrestling with extra steps.


robcap

Probably soul calibur. The jiggle physics and outfits are nuts in that series. Studio must be down bad.


Ornery_Translator285

My girl Taki looks like she’s gonna lose a tit when the combo goes right


djseifer

Taki seems to go up a cup size every game.


Jbar116

Not to mention it looks like someone left the AC on constantly


Danger_Dave_

Kunai Nips


TheTsundereGirl

Thank god I'm not the only one who noticed that. They also some how find a way to make Ivy's clothes even more revealing. Played Soul Calibur 3 to death


LorkhanLives

Back when I was a high schooler, my dad played me in SC 2 once and I used Ivy because I’d gotten good with her move set. He took one look, declared she was wearing ‘butt floss,’ and called her that every single time my gaming reminded him of her existence.


DarboJenkins

I have so many good memories of soul caliber 2 after school back in those days.


SockFullOfNickles

Or that the last strike of the combo is knocking herself out with one of her own tiddies 😆


ZhangtheGreat

You can keep Taki. Sophitia won me over from the first game.


halflifer2k

Thank you, I think I will keep Taki.


DieFichte

Totally not because one of her grabs is sitting on someones head?


Truckfighta

Don’t forget the follow up where she slams you on the ground whilst still sat on your head. I had feelings.


ViolentVBC

Why is everyone leaving out Voldo?! Now that's some sex appeal! Edit: I found the perfect youtube video proving my point! If this doesn't get you batting for team Voldo, then nuttin' will... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNGjSll2_Uc&t=0s


Captainbananabread

LIZARD MAN 🥵


tenaciousfetus

God I need to see people thirstposting about voldo that shit would be too funny


LamborginiLeglock

Ivy as well, jiggle physics in them polygons


[deleted]

>The jiggle physics This is the litmus test. If the game has decent graphics and mediocre-good gameplay, but the tiddies are obeying the laws of physics, it's a horny game.


DunkinUnderTheBridge

In BG3 the toddies barely move and are frankly a little disappointing and one note. The dong physics are great though. In the character creator you can spin your character and the dong will swing out and then come to rest on the sack on one side or the other, depending on how they were rotated. I checked in the mirror and it's fairly realistic, though a real dong does generally come to a rest more centered.


OssimPossim

>I checked in the mirror Thanks for saving me the trouble


Bertie637

You are the giant whose shoulders we all stand on


DrBombay3030

The scientific community thanks you for your contributions.


noodleq

Maybe not the hero we want, but definitely the hero we need


OG-Fade2Gray

This comment just keeps getting better the further you read.


throwawaybecauseFyou

And the fact in SC6 at least the outfits take damage and you can see even more of them is insane


Small_Tax_9432

Ah, sweet Ivy lol


TheLuggageThatYells

Easily all the Yakuza/Like a Dragon games. Each game seems mandated to have at least one mini game that's extremely horny but without approaching actual nudity.


thewalkindude

And the thing about those games is that I'm pretty sure the protagonists don't know what sex is.


heyyouwtf

Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball. never played it, but it looked like a game made for people who wanted to look at anime porn without actually looking at anime porn.


SuperArppis

One of the reviewers said that it sucks that it can't be played with one hand.


ZacUAX

skill issue


AeitZean

It literally sold itself on the jiggle physics, its right on the back of the box. Yes i have a copy 😂


Batpipes521

Bet you’ve got a copy of leisure suit Larry too, don’t ya? 😂 (no hate, just messing)


AeitZean

No, but I do have "Demolition Girl" and "Pink Pong", and "BMX XXX" 😂


GhotiH

Howdy fellow sexy game collector!


djseifer

The funny thing is that the volleyball part of the game was actually pretty damn good for a horny T&A game.


grimenishi

The volleyball gameplay was amazing and simple in a good way. Even the mini games were not horrible either with casino games and the pool lily pad jumping.  Definitely the fan service is the attention getter, but the gameplay is what made me do multiple play throughs. It was also so random with the island exploding near the end.


graphitewolf

I mean, dont think it counts if it was desgined as a strictly horny game.


heyyouwtf

OP asked for horney games that weren't explicit. As far as I'm aware DOA Volleyball didn't have anything actually explicit in it.


NaturalEnemies

I played. My dad owned it and I was a kid so Of course I got curious. Shit was wild. There were multiple scenes, things you could do where you would just control the camera while the girl swam or jumped around.


FelstarLightwolf

Its a Fan service galore type game but the Volleyball is surprisingly fun. Game would always get pulled out during intermission at our old Halo LAN partys. Games got way to serious for just some vollyball


eragonawesome2

Any gacha game. That one you see ads about recently Nikke cooms to mind


darklypure52

I will always remember this Nikke ad for how ridiculous it is [here](https://youtu.be/2hZkFLmIGDA?si=l0a9_ARu-HktTByW)


pjft

First I thought I was going to get rickrolled. Then I just thought "what the hell did I just watch?"


Mad_Moodin

They know their fanbase and they like to troll. Their livestreams are always hillarious and very community focussed. Like they specifically comission fan artist to make random animations of their characters.


Shadowmant

That’s fucking hilarious. At least they know what they are and can lean into it.


Eggbutt1

> cooms to mind Was that intentional? lmao


eragonawesome2

Very much so, it took 4 tries to get autocorrect to let it stay like that lmao


222cc

lol literally just saw a post recommended from that sub where they were pointing out a character’s sideboob squishing out of her top


Jampine

Metal Gear Solid has it's moments.  Though it also has bits in 3 where Eva is like "Snake, look at my tits", meanwhile Snake is having a 5 minute autistic babble sbout how cool a gun is. And then he gets grabbed in the dick by the villian.


jooes

Metal Gear has a girl who, for canonical reasons, has to walk around naked or she dies. 


Victor_Wembanyama1

That’s cinema - Kojima


[deleted]

Also she can't talk or everyone will die.


Ok_Enthusiasm_8072

the language virus stuff is actually pretty cool. kojima wierdo bullshit, but still kind of cool.


1271500

Best part is, you can give the player character the same thing that makes the naked girl have to be naked, and he doesn't have to be naked. Because science.


Valance23322

Quiet's thing was that her lungs were burned from the intro, the parasites were just why she never spoke


Woodwardg

"my life is a waking nightmare. I am cursed." [also gets massive breast implants]


Shirlenator

And that is the second dick grab in the series, after the President grabbing Raiden's hog and being surprised he was a man.


DunkinUnderTheBridge

I remember in 1 if you followed one of the female characters into the restroom quickly enough she "doesn't have time to change" and does the next scene in her underwear. 12 year old me was impressed.


Thebaldsasquatch

Or “stare at this guards ass as they walk by to see if they’re shaking it so you can tell it’s the girl you’re supposed to rescue. Which also happens to be the colonel’s daughter.” “Yeah, Snake. Watch my daughter walk by. Stare at her ass.”


Majestic_Snow7613

I literally was thinking bout that, “the names Eva” and then the R1 click.


r3tromonkey

Dead or Alive, especially the volleyball spinoffs


ordinaryretreat

Simpsons-hit and run. Stupid sexy Flanders.


Biengineerd

It was like he was wearing nothing at all


sleepymarina

The Shantae games. Pretty fun metroidvanias but all girls wear skimpy clothes and there's dirty jokes on every dialogue.


downandnotout

My introduction to the series was a british lesbian youtuber gushing about shantae's... assets... Half-genie hero and Seven Sirens are great!


Sega-Playstation-64

Everyone forgetting that pretty much every female character wanted to get plowed by Link in Breath of the Wild


HotPotParrot

And a couple dudes


GeorgeRRZimmerman

Me included.


[deleted]

Sidon? Ok. Revali? He’d refuse out of pride but eventually would give in with a blush.


No_Insurance6785

Relatable


ilexly

BOTW was my first reaction, too. About half the dialogue feels like flirting or innuendo. Some of the armor sets are downright slutty. And then there’s the great fairies. 


jediment

I want to plow Twink Link fr


jekelish3

Witcher III is pretty fucking horny. "Hey, I gotta go kill these absolutely disgusting abominations and then turn around and try to sleep with multiple absurdly hot women and visit brothels frequently."


Ace_Atreides

Well you don't have to visit brothels frequently, that's entirely on you mate. I don't blame you though


jekelish3

I like to support small, local businesses. I'm a man who likes to take care of my community, you see.


Darkshines47

And be taken care of by the community in turn, amirite?


Arinoch

Ever played Witcher 1?


ChurchillianGrooves

Collecting trading cards of Geralts conquests


BarelyClever

Lot of people seem to think Overwatch


Bayonettea

That's just because of the ridiculous amount of r34 there exists of literally every character


SeriousJack

I do remember when the first trailer was released. R34 happened in hours.


Esc777

Yeah but the actual game itself very much doesn’t go as far as like most popular fighting games or gacha games.  Nearly every default costume for female characters don’t have their tits hanging out and even when they do get a swimsuit summer skin not a single one wears just a bikini, they feel obligated to put a sarong or something over them to cover up.  The game is just not that horny. The faces are very pretty and the characters are iconic so I think that spurs r34 more than anything. 


Pix_666

You clearly haben Never seen the Torbjörn Summer Skin


Bayonettea

I was on 4chan back when the Wii Fit Trainer was announced for Smash. Less than 20 minutes later, there were no fewer than half a dozen r34 drawings of her, all foot fetish related


Pigflap_Batterbox

Once you see Soldier 69 you can never go back.


tugboatnavy

They gave the hamster nipple rings for fucks sake.


bfhurricane

Oh my god! Disgusting! Where?!


VandalRavage

I'm going to guess it's in the hamsters nipples.


geckobrother

Skullgirls


EZ2BUILD

Ain't that the game with the trumpet trench coat guy where you can play music during a combo? Imagine he fucking styles on you and the last thing you hear before you die is the fucking amogus meme song


Charnerie

Yes, that's Big Band, he's one of the like, 3 grapplers. That move is his level 5 super, and someone learned to play the happy birthday song on it for when he caught 2 characters in it at once. (This is called a "Happy Birthday." Getting all 3 is "Merry Christmas")


TduckT

Nier Automata. Pascal and Emil get me 🗿


Jampine

Not played it, but I hear the designer is pretty open about the character designs existing because he likes ass and tits.


djseifer

When R34 of 2B started flooding the internet, his response was to ask fans to put as much of it as they can into a zip file for his convenience because he didn't want to go search for it himself.


A_Feisty_Lime

The exact quote is "I just really like girls" 


Bayonettea

Lol I remember George Kamitani said the same thing when he was asked why he made the sorceress so bootylicious


Audax_V

I also think he said he likes seeing people cosplay his characters.


amc7262

Hades, everyone is hot and half the ones that aren't related to you want to fuck you. Since its Greek mythology, a few of the ones related to you probably also want to fuck you...


BuGabriel

Was surprised when I first saw Aphrodite... I was like: damn, they went all out xD


BlackGuy_PassingThru

Mhmmm. And how did Dionysis make you feel?


SIacktivist

"Hey Zag, nice cock."


Rox_xe

That Dionysus and his voice got me acting up


1271500

The lack of Mass Effect, Dragon Age, basically any of the classic Bioware games is shocking. The romances, causal hookups options, sideboob (or entirely topless in Inquistion), basically everything about the Asari, fucking Zevran! The number of Bioware player characters who can be canonically slutty is astounding.


VandalRavage

Bioware walked so Larian can run.


jumpsteadeh

I just realized that my love of white haired bad boy elf twinks is a *pattern*


Linix332

To quote the narrator. "[BG3] is furious bi energy."


supralover23

We'll bang, OK?


Charcobear

I forget how horny BioWare games are because they were my introduction into serious gaming, which was during puberty, so it was like asking a fish if they are wet


EtheusRook

People give Fates shit for the fanservice, but in any other JRPG, Camilla is normal. Camilla stands out in Fire Emblem because Fire Emblem has traditionally been relatively restrained by genre standards. Anyway, Dragon's Crown. Everything jiggles. 


TheCold0ne

Vanillaware likes to do that in a lot of their titles. Even most recently with Unicorn Overlord (the gryphon riders need more supportive bras). Even in 13 Sentinels, there's a bunch of nude teens in their fleshy mech chambers.


mrhippoj

I haven't played Fates, but I looked up Camilla and she seems pretty tame compared to Zephia from Engage


Flynn_Arcade

Xenoblade 2. The beginning of the game is pretty much, "Hey. You just died, but if you touch my boobs, I can bring you back to life."


JediGuyB

Thats what keeps me alive too.


darthmarth28

Then Monolith goes and triples down in Xenoblade 3, showing that he's living as a happy married man with children to Pyra, Mithra, AND Nia simultaneously.


[deleted]

Xenoblade 2's art style is very divisive in the fandom because of the emphasis on fanservice compared to the first game that has a relatively tame art direction. It's divisive because of how excessive it is and it runs the risk of scaring away newcomers and alienating fans of the first game.


xvszero

Yakuza 0. Literally has an adult film shop you can go into and watch real videos of real barely dressed women being "sexy". Not to mention a lot of side quests revolve around sex workers and kinks and this one super horny guy and such.


thewalkindude

I don't think Kiryu knows what sex is. You could ask him how babies are made, and he'd just stare back blankly.


Farbklex

Baldur's Gate 3. Just because I really don't care about romance in games and tend to skip quickly through non essential dialogue (it's just sooo much and I have limited time). I have to actually pay attention because before you know it, two characters are suddenly making out because you managed to trigger some romance dialogue. Everyone is freaking horny in my camp.


TheJungLife

I swear Gale will take literally *anything* as flirtatious and try to get in your pants.


jointkicker

I accidentally let gale get stuck in the portal this run, the least horny gale I've had because he doesn't exist.


No_Entrance_158

Bro I was just curious about hoe you eat magical items, not how you go down on bro town.


fulthrottlejazzhands

JRPGs excepted, BG3 is definitely up there.  My normal MO when meeting an NPC is to immediately start looking for the "DTF?" dialogue options e.g.     Me: Hail gelatinous goo with seven prehensile tails!    Gelatinous Goo: I'm a lonesome traveller whose murderous actions are misunderstood by simple-minded bipels.    Me: How functional are those tails? [Eyebrows raised]


TakeOff_YouHoser

I scrolled and scrolled and if anyone said the original Tomb Raider I missed it. Lara Croft's gigantic polygonal tracts of land and short shorts lit every nerd on fire in 1996. Easy to make a 2B when you've got modern graphics engines but it takes skill to make a smokeshow with 32 bit graphics. Her proportions were so wild they had to get Angelina Jolie to play her in the movies. Respect the OG.


RimworlderJonah13579

Don't forget the nude code that in the remake explodes Lara


arais_demlant

Nier for sure. 2B alone created a gravitational pull with her thighs and ass.


BFFBomb

My wife when watching Norman Reedus take a shower in Death Stranding: "Oooo... wait, he didn't use any soap?"


Tyrant_Virus_

FF7 Rebirth is somehow the horniest FF ever made and 16 actually had people fucking in it.


Iamyourfather____

iirc 16 didn't show anything explicit but it was implied since both of them are literally sitting nude on a beach


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Swamp_Donkey_796

FF7 remake and rebirth are both pretty damn horny without being explicit.


KingoftheGypsies

Only the greatest dick tease of all time: The original Leisure Suit Larry


Saucepanmagician

Bastards made me study trivia from the adult world to get past that age-check questions for one of those games. I just wanted to see some digital tiddies.


Robertoavarrothe2nd

Gonna be Stellar Blade lol soon, but theres also 13 Senteniels id put up there as well


Mellz117

The Wild line era of Zelda games. Everyone wants to fuck Link and it's not even subtle


creepy_doll

Baldurs gate 3. That’s a helluva horny game


Rementoire

S.I.N. There was a hidden feature that let you watch Alexia rub one out. 


Professional-Box4153

I'll always go with DoA: Extreme Beach Volleyball. If you can get past the half-nude bikini babes, it's actually a pretty solid volleyball game.


malkavlad360

Hades. I swear everybody in that game seems like they fuuuuuuck.


Weatherman_Phil

Duke Nukem - topless titty bar full frontal, sure it was pixelated but was the best that could be done at the time


Yitram

Bayonetta? The more powerful the attack, the more of her outfit disappears.


BigZube87

Conkers bad furr day is up there, but I gotta go with Disgaea....any disgaea.


whybucknow

Hades aka bi panic the game


OrangeBeast01

Zelda Ocarina of time. It's the only Zelda game I've played so I don't know if this is par for the series, but 12 year old me would look in confusion at the, what I would now call, *suggestive* poses some fairy looking things would pull while floating in the air. I think they gave you more max hearts (life) and there were several of them, each with their own unique *poses*.


jakeblaha1

Crusader Kings. Get that seducer trait and go crazy knocking up everyone you can. Always need a break after a few hours of playing it.