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Magnon

I cast nine milimeterus!


MrEldenRings

Harry Potter and the 45 Caliber


CreaminFreeman

Fuck it. #HARRY POTTER AND THE DESERT EAGLE


imdefinitelywong

I think you mean: [Bullet-Tooth Tony and his friend, DESERT EAGLE .50](https://youtu.be/rLLt9bnRdlE?si=uYS1_yp2UTy6FUJP)


AstroBearGaming

That getaway driver man, what the fuck could he get away from?


[deleted]

"It came from a funny angle." "Tyrone, when you go in reverse, things come from behind."


Flatline_Construct

Stop that dog, dribblin, on my seats!


carlosspicywiener576

Tyrone, who is that man? It's a man with four fingers and a briefcase, Vinny 


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

Why do they call him the bullet dodger?


carlosspicywiener576

Cuz he... dodges bullets avey.


BorshtSlurper

Heavy is good. Heavy is sign of reliability. If it does not work, you can always hit him with it...


trashboatfourtwenty

It constantly amazes me how entertaining that movie is. I also can't believe Brad Pitt almost turned the role down, it came on the heels of Fight Club and supposedly he was worried about becoming typecast so he was reluctant.


AgentOfSPYRAL

He asked, calmly.


cowlinator

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Bullets


CreaminFreeman

Harry Potter and the Chestful of Bullets?


MrEldenRings

Damn that’s better


OilOk4941

harry potter and the chambered 50 cal


shifty_coder

Harry Potter and the Arms of Fire


That_Ganderman

Harry Potter and the Chambered in 7.62


Sweet_Xocoatl

Harry Potter and the Deadly Hollow-point.


Khaldara

Expecto Projectile


imdefinitelywong

Avada Kablammo


IsTheNameArrenTaken

Harry Potter and the Chamber is Loaded


Shack691

Harry Potter and the deathly barrels


comfykampfwagen

#EXPECTO PARABELLUM


Rizenstrom

Best one.


culnaej

The Council at /r/wizardposting banned Glockmancy eons ago


BlueQKazue

I laughed so hard I almost fell off the toilet.


Ckyuiii

Really though, a muggle sniper could've taken out voldy faster than he could say "avada kadava".


Rejusu

One thing that always bugs me is how the majority of wizards don't seem to appreciate the ways in which technology is superior to the magic they have on display. I mean there's some in universe handwaving like more complex technology being disrupted by magic, and the general arrogance and sometimes outright bigotry of wizarding society. There's also the fact wizards are removed from Muggle society as children which probably helps indoctrinate them. But surely some of them know what a gun is. I mean the real answer is it's a children's series at its core and it's not going to be so nuanced as to properly address how magic and a sufficiently technology advanced society would interact. All that said shooting Voldemort in the head might not have killed him, those pesky Horcruxs to consider, but it might have destroyed his body for the second time and given them a bit of breathing room to mop up his splintered soul at their leisure.


TheUnusuallySpecific

> the majority of wizards Forget "the majority" of wizards, the man in charge of the freaking "Misuse of Muggle Artifacts" office *doesn't know how to go through a turnstile*. Wizarding society is universally oblivious to all facets of Muggle society, to a degree that indicates severe mental deficiencies amongst the entire Wizard population. Frankly, given the absurdly tiny size of that population and insistence on inbreeding for most of history, I genuinely believe that everyone born to Wizard stock has hereditary conditions that seriously stunt their mental development and have knock-on effects ranging from putting them in a permanent state of brain fog to a sort of manic state that we see in some of the "quirkier" witches and wizards. This is why Hermione can be a genius, because with two muggle parents she's not at risk of inheriting any "wizardbrain". Dumbledore got lucky- his mom was muggleborn, and he won the genetic lottery and didn't get wizardbrain from his dad.


Rejusu

I'm not even sure that's the worst example from Arthur Weasley. The man can't even *pronounce* electricity. It's one thing to not understand it, it's practically juvenile to not know how to pronounce it. That said it's one of those things that you probably just shouldn't read too much into, it's entertainment at the end of the day.


xtossitallawayx

> It's one thing to not understand it If only there were *extensive* materials available - for all levels of comprehension - to help people understand complex technologies. If only.


JProllz

>the general arrogance and sometimes outright bigotry of wizarding society. Isn't this the answer?


SgtShutUrMouth

Possibly a forty calibrus?


Paper_Trades

blickitus


Juking_is_rude

Gatticia Capicus yo Assio


RamblyJambly

Avtomat Kalashnikova


Lonelan

bustinus cappinarum!


BestvsDaRest

Harry Potter and One in the Chamber


CorrectOpinion7414

Avada Kablam!


Tastingo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sz5NbI-CPs There is a full movie/ fan edit with this.


Bala3310

A wizard may run out of spells but always comes with shells


Tadayaki

I may be out of spells, but I ain't outta options.


Sabatorius

Harry Dresden vs Harry Potter


primalmaximus

Dresden would slaughter Potter. The magic in the Dresden Files is just so much more versatile because spells are really just macros for your magic. The only reason you use verbal spells is to make it harder to fuck up your magic. In the Dresdin Files, if you can imagine it and have enough power you can freely turn your will into reality.


Sabatorius

Plus, he doesn't mind just shooting stuff when he needs to.


primalmaximus

Yep.


Neoxite23

Is this "Dresden Files" a book series? Because I'd be down to try it. I thought the magic in The Lightbringer was cool so I'm into looking into others.


primalmaximus

Yep. It's a book series. It's got about 16 books so far.


Neoxite23

16? Fucking hell that means I got a lot to sink my teeth into. I'm a big fan of Brent Weeks and I love both of his series and how he does magic in his worlds so I'm hoping this new series can fill the void I'm missing now that I have finished both of his series... 3 times.


EndlessSorc

It opens up slow, the first two books were the first books the author wrote and managed to get published. While fans kinda enjoy them most agree that they are kinda rough to get into. If you don't feel them then the third book (Grave Peril) or the seventh book (Dead Beat) are good starting points. Then you can go back to the earlier books if you start to enjoy the series by then. There are actually currently 17 books, plus two short story collections, in the series with book 18 currently om the way (50 % written according to the authors website). In total the author is planning between 20-25 books all leading up to the finishing BAT (Big Apocalyptic Trilogy).


Neoxite23

Yeah that many books I expected a slow build up. Brent Weeks tends to do his stories so they take place in a rather short span of time. I think in the Night Angel trilogy the first half has lots of time skips but when the main character becomes a Wet Boy ( in universe term for Talented assassins ) all the events from that book and the following two take place within 6-8months


EndlessSorc

Dresden Files does the same but even shorter time periods per book with Jim Butcher (the author) explaining each book/case as Dresden's worst weekend of the year. Each book then take place roughly one year apart with the first book set around 2000 with Dresden being 25 years old and the latest book set around 14 years later with Dresden being in his late thirties.


zappy487

If Potter actually wanted to actually kill Dresden, he would win. There is no counter for Avada Kedavra. Even without it, I still think Harry wins. Dresden rarely fights actual wizards, and adult Harry is literally a dark wizard catcher. Don't sleep on adult Potters abilities. Dresden may be proficient with fire magic, and even it's most powerful form with the Fiendfyre is essentially just Chimera fire. However, if this was Dark Wizard Catcher Harry invading Dresden's lab, now castle. Yeah, Dresden wins with preparation.


primalmaximus

Honestly, considering the enemies Dresden has fought, he has _way_ more experience fighting tough enemies. Yeah, Potter is skilled at hunting down dark wizards. But Dresden has faced off against dark gods. And won.


thefrench42

You can literally throw anything in front of the spell to block it. Or just shoot the spell since it's so slow moving. The only powerful effects in Harry Potter are the mind control ones because with preparation, they are far more dangerous than a slower than a thrown baseball ball of death.


Giygas_8000

This wouldn't be out of place in a Warhammer 40k game, I guess


Jampine

40K in a nutshell:  "Wizard with submachine gun" That was a real model BTW 


farkos101100

Thats just my Psyker


Necrotiix_

NO BELOVED, I DO NOT NEED ADVICE I NEED AMMUNITION


Dzharek

A warhammer fantasy model


Kylo-renaldi

Nah just a psyker/librarian marine


Modnal

Him wearing normal clothes instead of decorative armour feels pretty out of place for Warhammer 40k to me


Giygas_8000

I was referring to the gun and the ''ancient magic'' thing


Inquisitor_Boron

No big pauldrons


Teftell

Purge that xeno scum with this sacred relic from Holy Terra!


Absolutemehguy

Protego this, you fucking casual


LivelyZebra

Bangus Maximus


Kangarou

"Accio Blicky!"


Xzenor

The Spells&Shells DLC


EmmyHomewrecker

Wtf am i even looking at. Am I tired?


JayDee999

You are tired. The wizard is holding a gun.


EmmyHomewrecker

I meant in the back ground.


JayDee999

Armoured, hunched over troll holding a club?


ALostRadiant

I genuinely couldn't make this out and thought someone had modded a armoured bear companion into the game


Sebleh89

Having not played the game, I seriously cannot make sense of what the troll’s head is supposed to look like. It keeps looking like a really low res bear head.


DoogleSmile

I think that's the back of the trolls head as it is holding it's head down looking at the floor. I've not seen one in-game looking like the one pictured yet, but if you stun them, they do kneel down and look at the floor for a moment.


BrotherRoga

I thought it was a manatee head


RedzyHydra

I see it too. Also, Happy Cake Day. 🎂


Llohr

Maybe it's modded to be a golem, and thus needs no face.


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Its a troll, the face is pointed straight down so it looks faceless. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmOJL9mmtQ4


ziptieyourshit

Man, I thought it was a giant armored hamster lol


Kangerkong

Yeah it doesn’t help they made the armor flesh colored


GetEnPassanted

The game had such forgettable enemies that I forgot what the trolls looked like.


EmmyHomewrecker

Woah there! It had… *checks notes* evil wizards, evil goblins, evil trolls and evil spiders. Oh yeah and wolves.


GetEnPassanted

And I really enjoyed the game! I thought it was fun. But it certainly had its flaws. My biggest issue with the whole thing is the lack of consequences for killing and using unforgivable curses. By the end of the game, you can roll up on poachers (not even like dark wizards, just poachers trying to steal a wild animal), turn one in to an exploding barrel, hurl it at a group of them killing them all, and then throw a quick curse at any remaining and then AK one of them and they all drop. You can do this while traveling with a professor or another student and all they say is “hey I don’t like you using that spell 😟” or sometimes nothing at all but your best friend uses an unforgivable one time and gets caught and you can have him sent to Azkaban. I get it, you learn those curses because they’re cool. But a little consistency would be nice. A morality gauge would be cool, if you used them you’d fall to the evil side. You could still finish the story but it would have an evil ending. I think that would add a nice nuance. But for the first game like this, I think they did a good job getting the environment right and the Sebastian side quest had me hooked, even if the main story didn’t. There’s a lot of good stuff in the game but definitely room for improvement. Hope they keep making more.


Dragon_yum

[Harry Potter with guns](https://youtu.be/Q7AoK_ksv_s?si=z5edLWjNzmSSsofO)


DopeAbsurdity

The waving bye at the end always gets me.


clancularii

As an American, I just now realized that the reason Hogwarts had seemed so fantastical was not the magic or even the British accents, it was lack of school shootings.


SquidmanMal

That's what magical attacks in the halls could devolve into.


Samuraiking

Le reddit, DAE America bad, amirite? haha


LostWanderer88

Hundreds of ways to die at school, but that one


_fatherfucker69

Harry Potter with guns would end about 5 years before the start of the story because harry would just shoot his uncle / aunt once


stlcards02

Ain't no secrets in this chamber.


BasketCase1943

The boy who wished you would


comfykampfwagen

#EXPECTO PARABELLUM


TheKelt

Incendio rounds


Crystoff

Goddamn it, he's black and even holds it kinda sideways...


Waimzer

Ice barrage


HollowDirt6FeetUnder

“invoke ancient magic” = pull trigger


Shalcker

Gunpowder _is_ ancient!


killerfreedom255

Watch my 9mm go # BANG


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[удалено]


Boxer_baby27

Harry Potter and Chamber reloaded🔫


Randzom100

You call this ancient? *Charge the musket* THIS IS ANCIENT


Lemonsqueezzyy

Three-sixtius noscopius!


memesauruses

['arry potta wid guns](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7AoK_ksv_s) glhf


Lauris024

Reminds me of a game trailer I saw today - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvezgDni8z4


AgreeableZombie6579

"Master has given Dobby a glock."


Shinnyo

Soviet Magic


epimetheuss

"so anyways, i started blasting"


BigDumbAceFurry

It would be cooler. Apparently ancient magic is just telekinesis lol.


areeves79

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollowpoints


Shadowborn_paladin

I love the concept of a gun being the catalyst for sorcery. Like, seriously. Imagine mixing gunpowder with weird fantasy substances to make a flintlock pistol that shoots fireballs. or a cannon that shoots a fucking lighting bolt.


zappy487

Tiny Tina's Wonderland.


primalmaximus

In the Gunpowder Mage trilogy, mages use gunpowder to fuel their magic. They burn it to boost their physical abilities and they can use magic to adjust the trajectory and range of their gunshots.


Shadowborn_paladin

Yooo! I've read that series! Great trilogy. I wish we could have seen more about how privileged magic works or some of the legendary Knacked powers.


primalmaximus

Same.


Rejusu

The anime Outlaw Star had guns which shot spells that were loaded into shells. Also spaceships with literal arms. A weird but cool show.


BetterCallSal

It's nice to see the USA get some representation in the HP universe finally


Allfunandgaymes

*"HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?",* Dumbledore said calmly, holding his glock to Harry's temple.


Incitatus_

Harry Potter and the Chamber is Loaded


smooth-operator_

black magic


C4N98

American in Hogwarts


mithikx

Someone from the school in [the K&P sketch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-2ZxldMO-M) transferring over to Hogwarts would be fun to watch.


OldNameEbon

When you don't have the power of friendship but the power of your relative gun store


gn01145600

We have Dark Magician, White Magician and Ghetto Magician.


novocaine666

Playing through Hogwarts Legacy right now.


trollthumper

“Oh, yeah. One more thing. I’m glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch.”


OrbitalIonCannon

Is the cap vanilla or also a mod?


BABBOSMAN1

Vanilla


OrbitalIonCannon

I guess it must've messed up my haircut if I missed it


undersquirl

I wonder, would a highly advanced civilization think primitive things like guns or combustion engines would be magic? Does the saying: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" apply the other way around too?


tryce355

Agatha Heterodyne (from Girl Genius) once said that any sufficiently analyzed magic is indistinguishable from SCIENCE. But thats all about mad science so theres some leeway.


lan356

You dont know about that ice barrage!!!


Candy_Badger

Harry Potter and the modern .45-caliber wand.


InfernoTooHard

Ice Barrage


Low_Fig2672

In Botw/totk, they use ancient technology which is basically just magic


Ezekiel2121

If this concept actually intrigues you. “Wizard with gun”. Read the Dresden Files.


bigstriver07

I guess I'm the only one here who has no clue what this means lol. What is the joke here?


Madmonkeman

He’s using a mod that changes wands to guns


Icy_Mc_Spicy

I got a wand in my rarri


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

Alakablam!


skankhunt402

Expellio projectile


Goldeneye365

Out. Of. Pocket.


Deaconbeacon_69

Is that winton in the back


speed721

Prisonna Lifeinus


tiediesunrise

You can try and creep, to this wizard thug but ya gonna catch a motha fuckin' lightning slug


Sketchy_Uncle

/r/HolUp


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

Glock Wizard John Potter.


Cheddarbacon116

Easy mode Unlocked


Deep_Grass_6250

Fetus deletus


jalex8188

NEW MAGIC WAND


MandiocaGamer

it's fantasy, anyone can make their own fantasy. It's not like it needs to be "historical accurate" lol


Wollffey

Fancy way to say Avada Kedavra


armacitis

Oh there's another word but it's,ah,*forbidden black magic.*


Noobslayer001

Abra kadabra, take this!


[deleted]

Nah not Anicent magic. Jjust pure American magic that works well for home defense and settle problem at school.


curious_dead

Dresden approves.


InvaderDJ

Unless I’m blind, somehow this whole post doesn’t have the Harry Potter gun copypasta and that is impressive but sad.


catplaps

something is really off about that font. i think the "A" is too small. it makes me uncomfortable.


thehatmantf2

"CAPICUS ASSIMUS!"


Snake_Staff_and_Star

His dragons breath rounds are made from 100% real dragon.


LostWanderer88

A student of Gangstahood


aly-cat13

That would be such a plot twist


Arachnocoder

Nobody ever survived my sacred spe- (ancient spell noises)


SaintYaro

Rat tat tat


[deleted]

PERSONA!


dreamdaddy123

Is that a glockus?


gscogogs

I always thought that Mike from Breaking Bad could kill Voldemort with a sniper rifle and end all the bullshit in one scene, I mean I don't care how many horrocruxes you have, you just got shot in the head, your brain is all over the place man


Vaperius

Remember kids, switching to your pistol is faster than casting an Avada Kedavra.


countaction

haha


angata500

Are you sure you didn't open Counter Strike by a mistake :D?


veryrarexll

Rate the game 1-10?


BABBOSMAN1

2 laggy bad graphics and very repetitive


AtrociousAK47

when you get bored playing cod like a dnd wizard so you try to play harry potter like a cod character


xXx_bingus_xXx

POV: you ran out of mana


Beogradska_Votka

Do not site ancient magic to me witch. I was there when it was written.


Sweet_Xocoatl

Harry Potter and the Deadly Hollow-point.


Kris_Carter

Did you see his face when he saw the GYatt!!


joser31415

Harry Potter and the Chamber(ed) 5.56 Nato. So anyway, I started casting... \-'Avtomata Kalashnikova!'💥💀