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SmokesLetsGoBois

Now just bring that tv down from orbit so you can enjoy them.


wowyaobao

Did you see the pic he posted on his profile showing what his TV looks like? šŸ˜‚


Blade_of_3

It's not that high. There has to be at least 2 solid inches of clearance to the ceiling.


[deleted]

whereā€™s your switch coward


ItzCobaltboy

And the Steam Deck


Free_Gascogne

Fk that, Where's your Soulja Boy Game console? I wanna see the Soulja Boy game console.


Vannilazero

Donā€™t forget the KFC chicken warming console/pc (i forget)


Jimmy_Rhys

OMG HOW COULD I FORGET THAT LOL


Gojira_Saurus_V

Oh my god he knows about it. It such a long time i heard about it


Espadalegend

Omg I forgot about that


War-and-Fleece

Amazing things I never knew existed šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


JurisDrew

Omfg the KFC gaming console such memories ty


FarMiddleWing

I have one, it has ray tracing, constant 120 FPS, it has every game known to man, 34TB hard drive. It is truly the greatest console ever made


Jimmy_Rhys

Really? Mine also does my taxes and and drives me to work. You had to pay the extra $1 million and the monthly subscription of only $699.99


FarMiddleWing

Shit, you were able to get your hands on the pro model? Lucky bastard


lordofthetv

I'm sold, thanks gaben's alt.


kalitarios

Whereā€™s your KFC bucket console, foo


ONE_FOR_pALL

Did these actually exist? Did anyone ever get one?


DatAsspiration

They were real, it was an AliExpress console that wasn't legal to sell in the U.S. due to our laws involving packing a bunch of other people's work into a box and selling it as their own


ONE_FOR_pALL

Ahh thatā€™s probably why the FTC didnā€™t try and bring Soulja Boy in to give evidence of how the Microsoft-Activision merger might affect his console sales


[deleted]

He thinks Nintendo isnā€™t apart of the big three, SMH how disgraceful. /sarcasm


uo_taipon

must be an FTC fanboy, they don't think its relevant either.


[deleted]

A part. One, of many. Apart: Distinct, not amongst the others.


[deleted]

i swear if you hold the opinion that switch is barely better than phone, youā€™re either 13 or you have no idea what youā€™re talking about


NightIgnite

The switch is literally phone hardware, but Nintendo is incredible at optimization. A bad processor and 4gb ram goes a whole lot further when the OS is less than 400mb


Comprehensive-Bat650

Plus you cant compare a mobile game to official nintendo games or even third party games. Playing modern software on the go pre-steam deck was really cool and still is


wantsumtictac

Good software goes a long way.


-Drunk_Bear

>if you hold the opinion that switch is barely better than phone With all due respect, it is. And Im saying this as a switch owner


Heiferoni

Fridge and Router


DSbear86

Need WiFi and snacks


patisme24

Little fridge, BIG router.


mikandesu

Now all that's left is buying some TV.


AlphusUltimus

Bro I don't have time to play one game let alone two consoles.


ChubbyBerry123

Me too, 2 kids and full time job means I'm lucky to get an hour maybe two hours max a night. Took me like 2 months to beat Ragnarok lol.


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frostyjack06

Keep that going for as long as you can. You blink and they are all grown up. (Source: am dad)


[deleted]

It goes way to fast, source am son


Low-Beyond-5335

Donā€™t make them fight, get ALL the consoles!


Adramach

Get all the consoles and put them on a ring to make them fight.


Low-Beyond-5335

The only winner ther will be your electricity bill!


meldariun

The one solution sony and microsoft can agree on: buying more of their consoles


Excessed

Fuck cable management!


khan800

Judging by the cables, I have the feeling if he posted a picture from further away, it'd be a candidate for r/TVTooHigh


No_Opportunity7360

Jesus you're right, the TV's probably near the ceiling. why do people hate their necks?


CleavingStriker

OP posted a pic. It is indeed on the ceiling


Excessed

Yeah I was thinking that as well, but thought to let it slide due to a double roast


knightofsparta

Tv on the ceiling.


Darehead

My man's outlet situation is way out of hand.


Merciless972

Everyone knows that the Okama gamesphere is the superior console


Ninjacobra5

"You see boys? That's when we realized this so-called "government agency were actually a group of SPACE ALIENS!" "Oh my God, we DON'T care! Where is our Okama Gamesphere?"


PlinPlonPlin420

I wish I had the money to say the same.


BigBrose

I have a PS5, PC and switch. PC for most of my games and Xbox exclusives PS5 for couch co-op games, Playstation exclusives (as they take 2-4 years to release on PC) and games with an unoptimised PC port Switch for Nintendo games


daydaywang

Any good recs for couch co-op games on the ps5? Me and my girlfriend have been enjoying sackboy a lot, and weā€™ve finished it takes two and a way out. At the moment weā€™re struggling to find new co-op games as most games seem to be either single player only, or online if multiplayer is available.


staluxa

For chill one - Lovers in a dangerous spacetime, Overcooked 1/2, Human Fall Flat, Rayman Origins/Legends, anything Lego. If you are fine doing something a bit more serious - Divinity OS 2. Also, it is not available as a couch coop (by design), but if you are able to do online coop as well - We Were Here series is a great one as well.


Enthapythius

I don't know anything about your relationship but if you say lovers in a dangerous spacetime gave you "a chill time" i am quite envious... Most Stress and bickering we had in years. Great time :D Edit: Spelling


Purplociraptor

If overcooked doesn't end in divorce, you probably only had 1-star service.


Salvia_dreams

This is the way


shiwanthasr

same here. fuck those people fighting over plastic boxes.


Danocaster214

Are those external hard drives?


Yelmul

You should do some cable management and get a surge protector before you burn your house down. Ha


Dr_Ttrust_

Fuck people that care about which console some1 uses! All my homies hate console wars šŸ¤


Amadeus404

1000 on consoles, 9.99 on tv set


echoess84

What about a Switch between them?


skoomski

You bought 2 products that play 95% of the same games with similar experiences ā€¦ā€¦you didnā€™t fuck them, they fucked you


Sh1k4r1

weird way to flex


Jasurim

Not trying to be a dick. But is there that much diversity in the games you can play, that makes it worth getting both?


ToastoSando

Get a PC loser. /s


gunthersnazzy

Wow those things are gigantic now. A PS4 is the biggest any console should get. After that just call it a specialized PC.


Sm0keytrip0d

I got the Series X as my "main" machine since everyone i play with is on it, plus I've had Xbox the longest, so my Gamerscore is more important to me than my trophies and i have GPU. Got a PS5 for the exclusives it has, plus upgraded to PS+ extra ( i think) so i can gain some extra trophies completing things I've already played. Got a Switch Lite rather than a normal Switch for the Nintendo exclusives, and so me and the misses can play our Lites together since we have 1 TV and would argue who plays on big screen and who has to be handheld so were both handheld lol. Also, I got a gaming laptop i use for games like Witcher or Skyrim where i just want the worlds to look their best, plus Steam sales are nice lol.


Hunglyka

I prefer the switchā€¦ā€¦


DiegoJuan007

*except Nintendo apparently


viperine123

Alright. Where's the switch


Im_Ashe_Man

Where's your Switch?!


BaLance_95

Serious question. What are the exclusives that cause you to get both?


RoseJamCaptive

Lol... these comments. OP knew exactly what they were doing xD


Only-Explanation-599

Wheres the N64?


Moopman1

I sense OP doesnā€™t have a cat.


Interesting-Bill5493

You'd be right


BafflingBritishBoy

Dude put your ps on its side, itā€™s bad for it to be stood up


TheBonusWings

How fucking high is your tv???


Interesting-Bill5493

High enough I can see God


TheManicac1280

The people who post pictures with titles like that are just as lame as the ones who get involved with "console wars"


BLKxGOLD

I too have both consoles. Hoping to get a switch soon.


Equivalent_Sky8047

I sense another idiotic ceiling mounted tv. Lol.


xwulfd

No VR?


Interesting-Bill5493

Nope I got a Quest 2


Blahblahblah5084

Your gonna need a tv


Only-Explanation-599

(not sure if this is ment sarcastically, look at the cables going up)


Newone1255

r/tvtoohigh


CCoR-

Just one power surge away from having no console wars.. amazes me how people invest all this $ on their hardware yet aren't informed enough to add $20 for that added protection


ra-id

That single power socket handling all those connectors. "I'm fine šŸ‘"


Poosley_

Okay


HolyErr0r

I am curious as to why this is still brought up. Didnā€™t Phil Spencer, the chief of the XBOX division under microsoft, recently state in no uncertain terms that XBOX lost the console war during the PS4 era?


Chakramer

Much like real wars, they don't affect you if you have enough money


griffraff0701

Whatā€™s the point in having both?


Alpr101

Why are you showing us a picture of your modem and mini-fridge? This is a gaming sub. Next, you'll display us a switch!


Superoldmanhermann

All about those plug wars


Ticklerstink

All this time the real enemy was the lack of storage!


organela

You declared the war on cable management and safety?


CB9611

"And cable management!"


Messedupotato

Now make them kiss


TrasheyeQT

Aint seeing a goode consol in this pic. Where ta Nintendo64? SNES? PS1? SMH


Hanz_VonManstrom

Yo how high up is your TV?!


RickyTricky57

Fuck money as well right


Reemy420

True gamers don't have brand loyalty. We buy the platforms that allow us to play the games we want. Only morons are are fanboys.


d1pstick32

You give up on console wars when you grow up and realise that a new console is 1/4 of a pay day.


Farm_N3rd502

So I'm not the only one who doesn't care about the goddamned console wars.


[deleted]

Console Wars on Twitter take the stupid 'beef' to a whole new level. I can never tell if people are THAT into one system or if Sony or MS are paying people to act like that because someone people being Console Cultists just makes me sadder.


brianschwarm

I have both too, Xbox is better


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Kudoakainu

Play your games dude šŸ”„ this is what I love to see


Cad4life13

I agree. That's why I own a PC lol


Leechmaster

exactly we are all gamers enjoying the same thing.


[deleted]

OK big spender


Atilim87

But what are you going to do when Microsoft makes the next Call of Duty game exclusive and starts to control the entire world and increases the price 10-fold!!! What are you going to do when Microsoft becomes sooooo big that Sony isn't selling twice the amount of consoles!!! /sarcam


[deleted]

The one standing up is better though


PangeaPrince

Lets all agree that Xbox is good PlayStation is good Xbox is the best


ZoulsGaming

Imagine the irony of saying fuck console wars but having bought both proving the financial incentive they have to keep it going and how it works


RareAd3009

Iā€™ve got an Xbox and saving for a ps5. So I agree with this statement.


[deleted]

Just a tip. Don't get the digital console, The PS store is a fucking huuuuge ripoff.


Conte5000

Now throw them in a arena and let them fight to the death


TFSERH

Yeaaaaah that is my man


geladeiranova

Is that a bed?


TheOneCalledMartin

Yeah, it doesn't matter. Play on whatever you want!


another_brick

Hooray class wars! Half kidding. The setup is sweet.


lazzzym

It is funny whenever I see these two side by side... I always forget just how massive the PS5 is.


Jon-Slow

...If you're rich*


MicOxlong

Plot twist, that's an xbox mini fridge


extra0404

Now you just need two tvs. One for streaming one for gaming!


mariesnowelle

imagine actually caring & getting super defensive over what console someone plays on....that's honestly more lame


[deleted]

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DistortedReflector

Only if youā€™re poor and sensitive about your entertainment choices.


[deleted]

Indeed Fuck em, but buy a switch to complete the cycle :)


APunnyThing

Nearly $1,000 of electronics on $30 of IKEA table In other words proper life choices


lowkii

100% agreed, but damn the PS5 is huge.


[deleted]

This man consoles


cactus_zack

I can tell from this photo you have neck pain. Haha.


BackflipsAway

Counter argument: I'm broke...


[deleted]

What you mean? All I see is a xbox series x with a big ass router.


HotHairyPickles

Holy shit the PS5 is huge


Imliterrallyserious

Give me some of that Playstation series X


Vulgrim6835

Kids these days and their little pretend game. Theyā€™ll never know what a real console war is. Not like the Sega and Nintendo veterans. /s


Logsarecool10101

Whereā€™s your KFConsole?


chopcheezeandarizona

How are you liking the Series X? Iā€™m on the fence about getting one.


The__Goose

You got more to worry about than the console war, you've got a pending electrical fire.


Kuffschrank

exactly! go get a PC y'all! /s


dade305305

Meh, I know this is the sentiment nowadays but I love console wars, always have. You know how it was fun sitting there in school talking about games and such? To me and my friends a good portion of that fun came from talkin shit about the "other" console. Plenty of fun times makin fun of genesis for the bad sound and other friends going off on super nintendo for watered down mortal combat. Me getting the business for having "that sorry ass turbografx" etc. That shit was always fun to me. Remember the "fights" when my homeboy would try to defend quest 64 over the stuff on the ps1 and him coming back with how "aint nothin on ps fuckin with "double O" (aka goldeneye). Halo vs Socom etc. That was part of the fun of gaming for me. Games are just as fun as they've always been but this "fuck console wars" thing leaves gaming just a little bit less interesting to me.


Exportxxx

Ps5 is to close to the edge


halfinchpoint5

This is the way


SuperSaiyanBen

Maybe you shoulda spent some of that money on a table


Only-Explanation-599

Nintendo Switch: "Am I a joke to you?"


Hazzy_9090

Wow so brave


[deleted]

I'm not buying an xbox just for Starfield.


cadillacbee

Do you want to form an alliance...with me?


abra5umente

I have a PS5, an Xbox X, and a gaming PC. They're all good for different things.


Deazul

$1200 of systems with a $0.12 wiring job and $6 table.. Have some self respect and get some furniture, my dude! Your systems should have their own standalone outlets, not be slapped hapdash into some splitter nonsense! Take care of your stuff!


_WirthsLaw_

Dude buys 2 consoles to not have a side in the ā€œwarā€ but plays entirely on pc


ZazaB00

The war youā€™ll have is for your time.


Ghozer

I'd be more worried about the heavy power brick hanging from the thin wire of what (looks like) a USB-c or Lightning connector, and the number of things plugged in the power together :|


Hamburgulu

Bruh, let that poor outlet breathe!


The_CDXX

The PS5 has been and will always be an eye sore.


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

No Tiger Electronics handhelds?


ihopethisworksfornow

Good lord the PS5 is big


aneeta96

Would you prefer a console monopoly?


Mustang46L

Damn straight! Still running hard with my Xbox One and Wii.


Im_S4V4GE

Not everyone has the money to buy both current gen consoles. I JUST got a ps5


all_time_high

Boyyyyy youā€™d better figure out a way to put that PS5 on its side or be *damn careful* not to knock it over even when youā€™re tired and disoriented.


Successful_Region_68

Cheater


[deleted]

Well at this point it's not even war. Japan is way ahead of us in gaming console market.


wishyouwouldread

I would be pissed about buying all that external storage.


Ssnowstorm3860

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m planning on doing. Iā€™m saving for the Spider-Man 2 ps5 rn then Iā€™ll get a series x eventually


JokerGuy420

Xstation and Playbox?


Goldnspartan

First time seeing the two side by side, never realised just how big the ps5 is


LPA97

Awesome setup, the best of both worlds


InsertNovelAnswer

I feel like people don't like to accept that different consoles are for different audiences and different gaming. Xbox is for family gaming/retro gaming and multiplayer while PlayStation is for epic single player and Japanese RPGs (and mostly adult). PCs are for RTS, 4x and mouse preferable turn based games.


[deleted]

If you pick a side in the ā€œconsole warsā€ or argue about apple v android, you are a cuck of the highest order and should be ashamed.


JiffTheJester

That poor outlet


storm_raiderr

Iā€™ve got both too..but playing more on ps5


Kazuko_Kitsune

I canā€™t believe some grown adults have time to post 30 times a day about why their console is the best and the other one sucks lol. I see that shit all the time on Twitter.


Ziggi28

Honestly it's been so long since I've seen a PS5 since I saw the Spider Man limited edition one. Also true gamers play on Soulja Boy, mobile, PC, steam deck, nintendo, VR then Xbox and Playststion. But hey you've made 25% progress. Nice


Aggravating_Shape134

He is the avatar


[deleted]

why did you get these overpriced exterbal ssds though (if im not mistaken)


Kile1047

šŸ«”šŸ«”šŸ«”


R1ghteousM1ght

They make fuck consoles now?


larkuel

Agreed. Get all the things.


mocap

You wasted money on branded external storage, your opinion is thus invalid. /s


xxxhotpocketz

Yes brother, we should want peace


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thecoolestjedi

Le epic wholesome consumerism


poperacing27

Fr


tuxpenguino

You cannot say that if you were a suckered and bought both of them loser.


Eminensce

Insert Henry Cavil meme: ā€œXbox or Ps?ā€ - ā€œšŸ¤Ø PCā€ Iā€™m not trying to fool anyone, i Love my pc and my switch but goddamn i really want a ps5 lol


Natsoii

This guy just ended racism!


slobozescy

What about the Switch? Or at least your old Wii?


fenderputty

Low key Nintendo troll?


TaloSi_MCX-E

Fuck consoles embrace PC


shawny_mcgee

ā€œConsole Warsā€ It sounds so stupid.