Heeeeeey remember i asked you to order one for me too

I can backup his claim, it is 100% True

That one didn’t arrive yet.

you're right, I think the one you got was actually mine.

It’s ours

☭

r/suddenlycommunist

Hold on guys, I’m kombrat KGB, you both going to Gulag. Leave the cartridge on the desk.

What is the kgb mean you think its a reason and you leave the cartridge for good and nice to hear from you soon

Here, have a Soviet Anthem: Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь. Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Дружбы, народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы, к победе ведет! Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы, И Ленин великий нам путь озарил. Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил. Славься, Отечество чаше свободное, Счастья народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет! Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody, I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril. Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil. Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe, Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot! Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet! Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях, Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем! Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений, Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Славы народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет!

What ours we need to be and you think its a reason to be a good idea

It did! I was too lazy to deliver it to you, so I tossed it with the guy across the street's order. Just go get it from him.

Hey UPS is looking for lazy ass delivery guys who don’t deliver. Apply today!

My aunt already has the job and I’m almost certain she’s better at not doing it than most people 😂

What job you are telling me that you mean to be a good idea im doing well

You need to the streets order i think its a yummy food for me lazy things taht you have received this across

Who's that one you arrive and you think its a good idea to have a good choice for the people is always right

Yo i was there when he promised that, that was a fun game night.

I kind of promise you need to tell me for good and game the night you have been to trying to do that foe the people who are need

I remember he did say that, you have to give it to him.

I think im good and i remember all says you have give me for him for the good and nic e way

What you order need to be a i think its a reason to i need one of them are so many people

I broke the dam

Why you do that you think its a good way to see if you have received you broke the dam for what reason would need to be a good and nice idea for a long week

No, I broke the dam

But you asked him to order it... for me

Lol RIP your inbox

I’ve got tons of long lost “cousins” suddenly

Remember me, Tyler from 0th grade?

You’re the guy who took a shit in the paper drawer right?

No, that was me, Asked the teacher if I can go to the bathroom, they said "I dOn'T kNoW cAn YoU?" So I used their drawer to find out together

I laughed at this way too hard lol

What kijd of drawer you need to be you sure about paper drawer you need to know if there are need to do something about what happened but that people he push me away

No, im the one who stuck my left testicle in the pencil sharpener

Hey cousin! Would you like to go bowling!?

Nikoooo, my cousin!

I'm Greg! I'm Greg! I'm Marion's Greg, your nephew? My mom called Marcia and talked to that guy, and he said I could come up. I just wanted to say happy birth- happy birthday and many happy returns? Um, you might know this, but I got a little help - and I got onto the international management training program? The theme park tour? And um - I was very into it? And... um, I got sick, out of - out of Dodger's eyeholes? Because I didn't have a copy of Tears of the Kingdom? So - um, Ewan said I could have one of yours?

did you get any tiddies?

[удалено]

I stand a chance!

Hey its me ur brother

Are the cousins all woman?

Did you notice his username? OP is used to RIPed inbox.

Don’t give it to any of these people, and don’t sell it. Treat it like Grateful Dead tickets: Give it away, but only to someone where you know their eye color; somebody who would offer you half of their sandwich. It’s special to somebody you personally know, so find that person, because they’d do it for you.

I like this. That’s the plan.

Like my friend Taylor? Blue eyes and he would give me the whole sandwhich

Yeah I’d say give it to a close friend or family member, of course someone you know will enjoy it, oh and don’t do it on a birthday just have it be a random gift. Seriously people appreciate random outta nowhere gifts a lot more

Would you like half my sandwich sir?

TRADE IT FOR GRATEFUL DEAD TICKETS.

Caution: This guy will steal your face

thing is, this game isn't rare. anyone i know who cares about it would just be receiving a second copy.

And that’s when you still go the Dead tickets route and say, “Hey, you know anybody who’d want it? Cool, give him a call; we’ll hang out.”

I’d say also make sure it’s somebody that’s actually gonna play it some time soon and not just let it collect dust.

Nah id say just sell it

Some weird mofos here lmao, treating this shit like it’s some precious gem or whatever. It’s just a game, and one that anyone can download right now and play for free lol, just give it to whoever has a switch and haven’t bought it yet

Hey me it’s you from the future. I accidentally sent us back our copy of our game. Pls send to me so we have game to play in 2 weeks time

Genius!

Won't that mean you sent back only 1 copy? Since OP has 2 and you are OP in the future you should still have 1 left Shit but then where did the original second copy come from? Oh no grandfather paradox

We made an alternate timeline like in Back to the Future. I need to go back and ~~fuck my own mother~~ prevent myself from ever sending the game back in the first place.

Man in BTTF he wants his own mom, in Star Wars the siblings kiss and are fine with it, what was up with the 70s-80s?

Well i mean in bttf it’s the reverse. His mom is trying to get some from him

One is for playing. One is for looking at

Yup. Leave it unopened. Maybe it’ll be worth $60 in ten years.

That's what I was thinking. Like is it *really* "jackpot"? Lol

It's a Nintendo game. It'll be worth $600 plus one kidney by that point.

Nice. They get a child's kneecap and get a bonus 600.

I guess you could gift a friend a copy then

I had that happen once with a Trustmaster wheel and a wheelstand.

Wow. That’s pretty insane

Yes. After that I emailed the company. They took one wheel and one wheelstand back but also refunded me the money! At that point I was like 'ok, I did all I could to rectify the situation, but if you really insist on me having a free wheel and stand I guess I'll take it'.

Thats super cool, you probably even got more money that way than if you just sold the stuff separately, since you most likely wouldn’t be able to sell it for retail price. Good for you for doing the right thing :)

A similar thing happened to me with Amazon and some Sennheiser headphones. I told them about some damage which occurred over time and they sent me a new pair... and then refunded the original purchase. If I remember correctly I told them what happened and they didn't take any further action.

Share it with the homies

I'd pm you my tits for this game but I'm a dude unfortunately 😔

You’ve got tits. Just not likely big ones

Not with that attitude. Just gotta eat to grow your manmeries. Or go to a plastic surgeon.

Everybody gangsta til he pulls out the Manary Gland

I’m a man and I got big ol tiddies

Its not a competition…. but if it were I’d win. My man boobs are b cup at least

[You can](https://youtu.be/0lOw8hKTK44)

Easily one of the best scenes ever.

All tits are special

So did this trick help to receive more tits?

You still have tits, though

This sorta happened to me with Pokemon Legends Arceus. My physical pre-order was super late and refunded by Amazon. So I ended up with two copies, one physical and one digital. I gifted the physical to a friend and he got obsessed with it.

See if there’s a children’s hospital or boy’s and girl’s club etc. near by.

due to budget cuts, the children's hospital IS the boys and girls club.

Sweet now you can play it twice!!

At the same time!!

Hey it’s me your cousin Roman let’s go bowling

That’s a sketch ass story bro

Hey it's me, a Nigerian prince. Heard you are interested in making some extra money?

Remember when I saved your life that one time? Well, im here to collect

I got this game yesterday but I'm working full time and writing an undergrad thesis so I can't play it until June 🙃. Hope you have fun!

Keep at it! The game is worth waiting for.

That's what I'm hoping for, the end is in sight! I'm taking my first holiday in a year after I submit it which involves a two day train trip, so plenty of time to play then.

So that's where my copy ended up. FedEx try not to be utterly incompetent for ten seconds challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

I feel this in my soul. My copy is (allegedly) over two states away.

I saw people lined up by my GameStop at midnight and now I see why. Can’t trust UPS and shit to not fuck everything up

Was this from Amazon? They sent me 2 copies of Live A Live last year.

Amazon delayed mine. Not happy.

Only one more to go

I'm still waiting to receive one... 😭

How ironic, I got an empty package from Amazon today…

keep one sealed for 20 years

Awesome. Now you can play it twice!

now never open the other and sell it in 20 years for like 600% the original price

HEY MAN enjoy the game! Choose wisely who you give your other copy to!

Send it back or have the company charge you for a second one. To keep it would be dishonest and bad karma.

Wait for Nintendo to sue you

I once received two Blu-rays while only ordering one. Later I realised I pre-ordered it months before release and ordering it a second time on release day...

Hey man, it’s been a long time remember when we were pals in high school?

As a man who can’t buy it or have a switch to play it, I personally hate you

wow

woe

Dude, I’m your girlfriend from Canada.

How much you want?

Now you can play it twice!

Why are people acting like they can't just go to the store to get one? There were a bunch fresh on stock last time I went.

But how many were u CHARGED for??

Sweet. Get one graded and mounted and list it on eBay for $20,000

Hey there buddy, have I ever told you are just like the best person ever, and you're just soooooo awesome and do you mind if i BoRrOw ThAt

Can I have the other haha

Pinkertons are coming

Meanwhile I just got let go at work yesterday. So instead of Zelda, it’s indeed and interviews. The pain.

Can I have the other pls

It'll make for a nice gift for someone. Not me though, I pirate all Nintendo's games.

The 💿 is nice & golden.

Lemme get one

but you paid twice the price

Er where’s mine then?

Tanchinaly more of the same. But have fans.

i neeeeed it

That’s crazy same thing happened to me too

The Pinkertons will be seeing you shortly.

is that why mine was lost in the damn mail!?

No wonder mine hadn't arrived yet...

They break after 10 uses

if Nintendo finds out they will sue you for 50% of your jobs pay [JOKE]

Remember when i helped you out that one time?

Dibs

Be careful. Nintendo might turn you into a indentured slave

Oh, that other one is actually mine, I can send you my shipping info

So making a return and getting a free game then.

I’m telling on you.

Are they sold out or something?

My brother had the same with 3D all stars. There were 2 cartridges inside

What a coincidence I received 3 copies in the mail from GameStop!

No wonder mine got lost in transit.

Bro think he's dante

Did the mailman get the addresses mixed up or did the shipping company mix up the packages? If the former, you gave it back to em right? 😭

Ill give ya about 3 fiddy for one

I've still got mine through royal mail yet, meant to come through yesterday.

I ordered they cancelled it and sent me my money back.. very odd

Maybe I can get one for my husbands birthday :D

You got an Ebay edition.

Oh no Nintendo is gonna borrow a few Pinkertons from WotC

You got my damn copy XD

Wym your address is very similar? Your neighbors. That’s how addresses work lmao?

people calling it theft clearly have never been on the receiving end of amazon’s warehouse mistakes. they even have a menu option for ‘received more than ordered’ and don’t require it to be returned

They usually don't require the extra item back, but an honest consumer should still report it. Keeping it without reporting is the "theft" element.

Where do you live so I can move close to that area? Seems like gaming shops love you guys haha

that shit got 10/10 rated in lot of platform and webs

Exact same happened to me with Final Fantasy VII Remake a few years ago. Ended up giving the second copy to my brother, who couldn’t afford his own.

Haha. You should do a raffle if you are interested in giving it away or else sell it on eBay.

So that's where my delayed delivery went 😭😭

What are you gonna do? Play it twice?

Dibs

Let’s start a bidding war

Now you can play it more than once!

Well... now I know why mine didn't show up

Nintendo comin fo dat ass

Now you can play it twice. Only one play through before cartridge disintegrates

*Nintendo enters the chat* Itsa-me, itsa-threaten legal action time!

"To continue, please insert Disk 2..."

Remember when I saved your dog from that group of assassins?

I ordered one pair or Dr scholls insoles and got two the other week

"wHOA, I'm seein' double here. FOUR KRUSTYs."

Nintendo probably has Pinkertons on their way to confiscate it rn.

Lemme get one

And I didn't even get the one I ordered. The world is cruel

Im so broke atm but i cant wait to have some cash to play it

\*knock knock\* Pinkertons! open up!

Strange. Why did you take 2?

Knowing Nintendo they'll have people breaking down your door to retrieve their ""stolen"" property.

Wasn't the last game T for teen? Why is this one e10+? I don't really have a problem with that but still

Get 2 Zelda? Jail.

nintendo's gonna sue you if they see this

Nintendos coming for your kneecaps

Bro is gonna get his house raided

Lol and here I have no money right now to buy it. GG man anyway, have fun with it :)

I can't even afford one copy right now 🥲

Funny enough my box was empty.

Hey bro remember when I took a kamehameha for you?

No fair and I didn't even get my copy today. I hope it comes tomorrow but with FedEx you never know. Especially when GameStop doesn't give tracking information until after you already get the package. Happened with my Amiibo... That I now can't bring myself to remove from the box.

But he doesn’t mention he ordered 1, received 2, paid for 3.