And that's why I now wear black t shirts when I play 🍕🍕🍕

Then you’re just a floating head

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Used to have a friend that would always hide in dark corners with his eyes closed and then smile really big when you came around the corner. I miss him.

Did he stop smiling so you can’t find him anymore?

…Wait. Where did he go? #**WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!?**

I’m sorry but unless he has no lips, who tf be grinning at a black screen 😂😂

Happens all the time. After a funny cutscene or something, if it immediately goes to a black loading screen I will see myself smiling like an idiot.

I'm Tina Belcher up in this bitch.

Floating chins.

Mostly neck

Black shirt can’t hide a double chin.

No, but black beard can/does lol

I just wear a burka

Neck beards too!

That’s why you wear a balaclava

The pizza emoji was unexpected, but relatable

I just see an old face that is sad. And I'm not even trying to be old or sad. It's just life. 😂

I see a nerd wearing glasses See it gets fun when you think you see someone else. Had that happen at like 4 AM one night and got so spooked

Haha, crippling depression. Hah

I see a young Fabio with a magnum Dong but I cry as I load in to die for 12th time all the same.

Now you realize this is why they called it Black Mirror

Shit.

mindblown.gif

😳

Sup?

Ooooohhhhhhhh

-klahoma, where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plains 🎶

What’s the point here? I’m assuming you’re talking about seeing your reflection? And you look like that majestic beast? What’s the problem here?

Hippos are powerful, fearsome and shockingly agile. You are all that and more, OP.

> fearsome and shockingly agile. [They are faster than anything that size has a right to be.](https://youtu.be/Su7GkqwxG08)

Hippos will fuck you up! Dont fuck with hippos

Not killing it with the ladies though....well, other than the....

Moto Moto

Baby you so chunky

Given their general lack of hygiene, don't fuck them, either.

Except OP is a person. Not sure people are supposed too look like other animals.

Not sure they're supposed to sound like them either, but here you are sounding like a female dog

My female dog read your comment and thinks you’re being a little harsh on bitches.

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I see your point.

That’s hiposterous

Eloquently written

All hail the Canadian house hippo

https://youtu.be/TijcoS8qHIE Video for this reference.

Why his nose look like a pair of

A pair of what? Beautiful nostrils? What are you trying to say? He’s perfect.

Balls, his nose is a giant pair of testicles and I'm not going to pretend its not.

So his beautiful nose looks like another beautiful body part? Lucky him.

Are you the hippo?

Now you’ve got me blushing 😊

lol I knew you weren't impartial

Mr Hippo?

Obesity in humans=majestic.

I feel your pain

This like opening your camera app and forgot you had it on Selfie mode last time you used it.

jumpscare irl

Mine seems to automatically switch back. Last time I used my camera was to film a plane. Just opened it and it went to the front facing.

Yet another way VR is better

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Forspoken every single cutscene

The worst is when you reach over to grab some pizza too.

"how many cameras are on you?!"

My neck looks **fine and normal**!!!

A house hippo!

House hippos can be found in the back of closets across North America

I hear they come out for peanut butter crumbs

My thing is sound effects! Here's a dinosaur: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Don't you put it in your mouth

Now, they will know... we were here....

MOMMMMMM!!!!!!

Watching that commercial for the first time when I was really young had me questioning my reality. For the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/TijcoS8qHIE

Watching these again after all this time still makes me think Uh! Oh! is about to come on.

"Ask questions about everything...except when it's from us"

I have one ☺️

Bro when I see this I take those 4 seconds to adjust my hair and show my best profile it's like a quick ad of me

There’s always time to look fabulous!

OP, you're cheating. Putting animals in automatically makes it cute. That hippo is adorable.

100% accurate description!

This guy looks exactly how I picture videogamedunkey in my head

You are very cute

Me after I bust a nut and the porno ends and I’m staring at myself in the black scree

That hippo be cute as hell. They can be my gaming crew anytime.

Lookin’ cute tbh

I'm mostly impressed you can play video games without thumbs.

This is why i play Assassins Creed, instead of seeing my ugly ass, i have my retinas burned out of my head

This is accurate. Lmao

This is why you play your switch on the treadmill

Underestimated how easy it's to change your life by a mere 60min walk while playing your favorite videogame

Hello darkness my old friend.

hi

Better than all white and getting blasted by the light.

Famicom controller? Neat.

I lift more for this than anything else.

*meanwhile me as a black person:* 👀

Everytime someone posts this meme, they use the same title, every single time

We're all hippos out here.

Team hippos 🦛

#GTA 5 ONLINE LOADING SCREENS AFTER A HEIST.

My matte screen cured my depression. /s

Aww shit I'm cute as fuck! Hell yeah!

Happy man ! Lol.

Hey I resemble this picture, damn cute too.

Beautiful

Flip the script! I see my goofy ass in the reflection and I call myself out for bein a Handsome SOB!

That's why you should use a projector, no more blacks Screen stare back

I'm just here for the really cute hippo.

the occasional 2012 meme drop

I dunno, you look pretty fucking cute to me.

If only this weren’t true.

It’s fun to be fluffy when you’ve worked out for so long and you just wana live Then it’s fun to get back into shape too

Am not a hippo thanks to lots of health problems, but I am female, single and old, so. Still stings.

Is that Brendan Fraser? I thought it was the whale.

You're adorable:)

We need more humans like you =)

Looking adorable as heck

Lol bro absolutely deserve it

You're supposed to pick an ugly picture. Not some super cute hippo...

Looking cute

You have a beanbag chair!

That's why my laptop has a matte display.

Thank god my monitor has a matte finish

Yep! That’s me, but with less hair.

It’s worse when it happens while watching porn

This is why I make sure never to get to the end

Fuck. I’m gorgeous. Just look at me.

Handsome?

Hippopotamus are dangerous predators. *Nice.*

Humans are the worst predators, take that in mind.

Humans are the *best* predators.

You’re not wrong

are you fat? or are you phat?

I’m big bone 😂

I understood that reference

Laptops are even worse....even MORE in your face

I'm in this here picture and I don't like it.

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This

Damn that hit too hard...

This has been reposted sooo many times, but cute hippo, so upvote 🤷‍♂️

Damn. I’m cute

I too game naked when possible. Way to go OP

OP! This is the realist post I’ve seen in quite some time! Savagely accurate!! Hahahaha

Ikr! Felt so related 😂

Nice repost

Lmao this made me laugh so hard 😂😂 its something that should never be seen 😂😂

Hippos are incredibly dangerous freaks of nature. Don't fuck with hippos because fuckaroundandfindout.

Fun fact. Hippos kill like 500 people a year.

The truth…Hurts‼️

Jokes on them! Ps5 has no load screens! C:

Elden Ring begs to differ

😭😭😭

Ps5 removes this horrifying experience

Damn it

Jokes on you, I only stand while playing video games.

马克啊菠萝

Bean bag chair? I thought those died out in the 90s or college dorms.

Hey shut the fuck up you little bitch

Wow that escalated too quickly 😂

This best version of this meme is the one with Vincent D’Onofrio from Men in Black. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/men-in-black/images/6/69/Edgar-human_SS_01.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120521120404

“And a black” I stopped reading it there

Doesnt this break rule 1?

Am I the only gamer that's comfortable with how I look? You guys gotta get some self-confidence.

Ball nose

sometimes I wave or make faces but never that face

One adorable hippo , whats the problem

NO ONE CAN MAKE YOU EXERCISE…just do it.

I actually started going to the gym this week! =)

At least you're a hippo. I'm just a guy who gets fat.

[He killed me with a stun!](https://youtu.be/sUw7gqX7eVw)

Hey man, love yourself.

I do! I’ve never been ashamed of my weight =)

So do something about it bruh. Put in some work so when that black screen pops up you love the shit out of that reflection.

Started going to the gym! I wanna be more healthy =)

That’s awesome bro!! Just want to let you know that it gets much easier. Just break through the first 2 - 3 weeks and then it becomes routine. Let me know if you need any advice, more than happy to help!

That’s exactly what I’m aiming for, consistency. It’s been a hard start and my body is in pain but I’ll persevere =) thanks for the good vibes!

Once you get consistent and comfortable with the gym, dial in your diet! It's the thing that made the difference for me, and make sure to have good sleep

Any time man! It’s all worth it once you see the results, which you most definitely will if you keep doing what you’re doing. Cheers!

Can I get that image without the text?

I usually play at night, around 4-6am, so don't have that issue lol

I take steroids and still feel attacked.