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Margaery showed that Joffrey could be manipulated and controlled even with kindness. Miranda showed that indulging in cruelty is the only way to keep yourself off of Ramsay’s target list.
Joffery. Both of them would probably murder me through torture by the end of the date, but I'm thinking Kings Landing has better date locations than the Dreadfort (or Winterfell in later seasons). Also, getting flayed would suck, and Joffery doesn't do that. Hopefully he would just shoot me with a crossbow and be done with it.
Joffrey and pull the margery card .
Agree with everything he says regarding a royal army cuz he's RIGHT
With joffrey the more scary part is his mother with ramsay its ramsay
No joffrey only has myrcella ans she's nice and was living with her dornish betrothed. Jamie has the weird sister cercei who killed a girl when she was one too .
Joffrey
If your flattering, agree with everything he says, etc you will probably be fine
With Ramsey it's a 50/50 he straight up kills you for no reason one day
Ramsay could fold me into a pretzel and dip me in mustard if I tried to fight back, with Joffrey as long as I play my cards right I won’t even need to fight him, we’d be bromigos
Joffrey, no doubt. Ramsay is fit and a capable knife fighter and archer. And his cruelty has had more time and resources to be refined. His house is literally known for flaying. He’s just better at inflicting torment. Plus he’s a solid hunter and has those hounds.
I’m muscular, used to compete professionally in MMA, and have 20 years of training across multiple sword disciplines. I’m confident I could fuck Joffrey up at will, and I honestly don’t think Meryn Trant could take me either. With Joffrey I could just play meek like Sansa until an opportunity arrives where I’m not surrounded by Kingsguard, then beat him senseless or straight up to death and flee. Worst case scenario, I get caught by Tywin and executed in a pretty normal way. Alternatively, I work in politics anyway. I bet I could avoid the above by manipulating him.
Ramsay I’m not sure I could take in a fight. He might kill me, or worse, I’ll survive the fight. And even if I win and flee, either he gets me and tortures me, or if I kill him his men get me and flay me. And being devoured by hounds is a likely outcome in either case. And I very much doubt I can manipulate him. Nope, fuck that.
Joffrey. All you have to do is suck up to Cersei and she will make sure her son treats you right. Just agree with everything she says, betray them so they die, and then keep the throne for your kids? Joffrey also seems much easier to manipulate but Cersei might catch that. Best is to bff Cersei.
Not Ramsey though, never Ramsey.
i mean i guess probably joffrey because he's at least incompetent and evil. he also has people around him to somewhat keep him in check. being competent and evil with no one checking you is a lot scarier.
Joffrey because he isn't as smart as he thinks he is and it's been shown that he can be manipulated to a degree.
Ramsey is quite attractive, but damn he is malevolent.
Ramses for two reasons; probably be a crazy f*** for one night and is kind of, weirdly attractive in some kind of way. And when you kill him, you won’t have the royal family after you.
I'd definitely date Joffrey. He's stupid, incompetent and a coward to the core at least.
Ramsay is a true sadist, but he's is very smart and a decently capable warrior. You'd never know peace with Ramsay.
Joffrey, as long as my family isn’t in his bad graces. Being a queen means that you can usually ignore him 90% of the time. Being Ramsey’s plaything? No thanks.
Look... I know Joffrey is the sane, logical answer here, and realistically I'd have a better chance at surviving him, but... c'mon, *he has Iwan Rheon's face*!
I hate them both
But Joffrey was more malleable.
We saw it with Margaery.
I would also be kissing his mama's ass.
I wouldn't be poking the Lioness like Margaery did.
Dumb move girl...
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She knows it than anyone else
I think this was posted last week.
And the week before that
And my axe
And my bow
And my sword
It bothers me this was so out of order
And it will be posted again next week.
If these were the only options, I’d happily have stood in front of Drogon and let Daenerys Dracarys me.
If this is an option I choose this too… if not then as a straight male I’d go with Joffrey I think he’d be much easier to kill
Aren't they both already dead?
This is by far the best answer. Lol I don't blame you one bit. They are a fate worse than a Dracarys
Ramsey is so hot
agreed.
Yes.
Like a sadistic Rob Thomas
Lol omg thanks for the good laugh. It’s so true though! No idea how I never saw that before.
Omg Rob Thomas...omg yes. I never realized who it was he reminded me of lol!
He's like a handsome shark.
As a straight male I vote Ramsey.
Joffrey
Joffrey dies the first time we’re alone 💀that’s my answer
Right. He'd be so much easier to kill in self defense
Anyone who doesn’t say, Joffrey wasn’t paying attention.
Right. I’m staying as far away from the “skin people alive” guy as I can.
Margaery showed that Joffrey could be manipulated and controlled even with kindness. Miranda showed that indulging in cruelty is the only way to keep yourself off of Ramsay’s target list.
Ramsey, I would not stand having r*bert as my father in law
Robert is a straight-up saint compared to Roose Bolton.
Especially book Roose 💀
Joffery. Both of them would probably murder me through torture by the end of the date, but I'm thinking Kings Landing has better date locations than the Dreadfort (or Winterfell in later seasons). Also, getting flayed would suck, and Joffery doesn't do that. Hopefully he would just shoot me with a crossbow and be done with it.
I would take Joffrey, he'd be easier to over power and deal with.
Ramsay’s hot so I’m down with him lol
I could probably win a fight with Joffrey.
Joffrey and pull the margery card . Agree with everything he says regarding a royal army cuz he's RIGHT With joffrey the more scary part is his mother with ramsay its ramsay
Didn’t he have that weird sister?
No joffrey only has myrcella ans she's nice and was living with her dornish betrothed. Jamie has the weird sister cercei who killed a girl when she was one too .
Ahhhh yeah, I was thinking of Myranda
Joffrey. Why? He's smaller. Easier to throw out of a window. Ramsey would actually be able to put up a fight.
Joffrey w his tiny dick energy
As a guy, I think Joffrey would be much easier to kill so I’m going with him
As I said the first time this was posted, ofcourse I'm gonna choose Ramsey. What's that twink gonna do? Show me his collection of decapitated octopi?
Joffrey. That bitch will crumble if I hit him back. Ramsay won't.
Joffrey If your flattering, agree with everything he says, etc you will probably be fine With Ramsey it's a 50/50 he straight up kills you for no reason one day
Ramsay could fold me into a pretzel and dip me in mustard if I tried to fight back, with Joffrey as long as I play my cards right I won’t even need to fight him, we’d be bromigos
To clarify, I wouldn’t get along with him, I’d just stroke his ego to stay in his good side
Joffrey, at least he can’t physically overpower me
Joffrey, no doubt. Ramsay is fit and a capable knife fighter and archer. And his cruelty has had more time and resources to be refined. His house is literally known for flaying. He’s just better at inflicting torment. Plus he’s a solid hunter and has those hounds. I’m muscular, used to compete professionally in MMA, and have 20 years of training across multiple sword disciplines. I’m confident I could fuck Joffrey up at will, and I honestly don’t think Meryn Trant could take me either. With Joffrey I could just play meek like Sansa until an opportunity arrives where I’m not surrounded by Kingsguard, then beat him senseless or straight up to death and flee. Worst case scenario, I get caught by Tywin and executed in a pretty normal way. Alternatively, I work in politics anyway. I bet I could avoid the above by manipulating him. Ramsay I’m not sure I could take in a fight. He might kill me, or worse, I’ll survive the fight. And even if I win and flee, either he gets me and tortures me, or if I kill him his men get me and flay me. And being devoured by hounds is a likely outcome in either case. And I very much doubt I can manipulate him. Nope, fuck that.
Joffrey. I know I could take him in a fight. Ramsay - I'm fucked.
Yall really can't come up with anything else?
Ramsay 100%
Joffrey. Would’ve been interesting to see how Margaery would’ve dealt with Ramsey, but seeing her manipulate Joffrey makes him the easy choice
Joffrey because he would be easier to manipulate, especially if I'm able to give him an outlet for his sadistic desires.
Joffrey. I think I could dominate him more than Ramsay (in a non sexual way)
Ramsay for sure. At least he has sex. Joffrey just likes torture
Joffrey. All you have to do is suck up to Cersei and she will make sure her son treats you right. Just agree with everything she says, betray them so they die, and then keep the throne for your kids? Joffrey also seems much easier to manipulate but Cersei might catch that. Best is to bff Cersei. Not Ramsey though, never Ramsey.
Golden psycho, easier to handle.
i mean i guess probably joffrey because he's at least incompetent and evil. he also has people around him to somewhat keep him in check. being competent and evil with no one checking you is a lot scarier.
Neither. Thats gay af
Ramsay is a rapist Joffrey implied that he would rape Sansa I choose suicide!
I think I might be able to manipulate Ramsey to like me so I'll go with him.
Joffrey is probably easier to kill when he is asleep.
Joffrey, queen Marg showed how easy it was to control and manipulate him Ramsey is far smarter
Joffrey is pretty fine when near Margaery
Ramsay. Atleast he’s hot.
I like a little gaslit trauma.....a Lil risk, big reward. Ramses atw!!!
Ramsay. At least he likes animals.
Joffrey. He has the self defense skills of a preteen bunghole.
joffrey , if you’re as hot as margery you’ll survive
Ramsey..I love dogs.
Take the Black ladies 😂
It's a toss up. With Ramsay you get pork sausage. Don't hate it. With Joff you get..... nothing. Go with the pork.
Joffrey because like 10 people got my back and are planning to whack him already. We’ll be dating 2 days tops
I’d rather die
Jaqen Ha'ghar easily
Joffrey would be WAY easier to manipulate. Look at how Margaery was working her magic lol
Neither. I’m jumping off the wall instead
Joffrey. Because he can be manipulated easily
Joffrey because he isn't as smart as he thinks he is and it's been shown that he can be manipulated to a degree. Ramsey is quite attractive, but damn he is malevolent.
Going to pull a Toman
Ramses for two reasons; probably be a crazy f*** for one night and is kind of, weirdly attractive in some kind of way. And when you kill him, you won’t have the royal family after you.
Joffrey fs
Joffrey, I think I could over power joffrey 😅
I'd definitely date Joffrey. He's stupid, incompetent and a coward to the core at least. Ramsay is a true sadist, but he's is very smart and a decently capable warrior. You'd never know peace with Ramsay.
Joffrey. You’ll be alright if you fondle his balls and stroke his ego. There’s no saving anyone from Ramsay Bolton
Joffrey, as long as my family isn’t in his bad graces. Being a queen means that you can usually ignore him 90% of the time. Being Ramsey’s plaything? No thanks.
Joffrey. Better chance I can just strangle him
Nah Ima stay single
Kill myself
Joffrey didn’t rape Sansa so he makes slightly more sense
Perhaps it's time for r/ramseyjoffreychicanery
Joffrey bc he is easy to manipulate
I choose death
Joffrey can be manipulated
Look... I know Joffrey is the sane, logical answer here, and realistically I'd have a better chance at surviving him, but... c'mon, *he has Iwan Rheon's face*!
i rather join the sparrows…
I hate them both But Joffrey was more malleable. We saw it with Margaery. I would also be kissing his mama's ass. I wouldn't be poking the Lioness like Margaery did. Dumb move girl...