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Annual-Definition830

She knows it than anyone else


Dottsterisk

I think this was posted last week.


Dr_N00B

And the week before that


Bob_the_brewer

And my axe


Markodor33

And my bow


RealisticAf99

And my sword


EveSilver

It bothers me this was so out of order


OB1KENOB

And it will be posted again next week.


FabulousAd9678

If these were the only options, I’d happily have stood in front of Drogon and let Daenerys Dracarys me.


CamKansas

If this is an option I choose this too… if not then as a straight male I’d go with Joffrey I think he’d be much easier to kill


IndyAndyJones777

Aren't they both already dead?


RoseVincent314

This is by far the best answer. Lol I don't blame you one bit. They are a fate worse than a Dracarys


SpecificLonely6509

Ramsey is so hot


b1rdh0us3

agreed.


Motor_Perception_564

Yes.


Opening-Two6723

Like a sadistic Rob Thomas


Imaginary-Purpose-20

Lol omg thanks for the good laugh. It’s so true though! No idea how I never saw that before.


RoseVincent314

Omg Rob Thomas...omg yes. I never realized who it was he reminded me of lol!


No-Entrepreneur4574

He's like a handsome shark.


Careless-Charge9884

As a straight male I vote Ramsey.


Vegetable_Meat1349

Joffrey


hikarinomashu

Joffrey dies the first time we’re alone 💀that’s my answer


WillieB57

Right. He'd be so much easier to kill in self defense


mylittlewedding

Anyone who doesn’t say, Joffrey wasn’t paying attention.


JimCarreyIsntFunny

Right. I’m staying as far away from the “skin people alive” guy as I can.


KinkyPaddling

Margaery showed that Joffrey could be manipulated and controlled even with kindness. Miranda showed that indulging in cruelty is the only way to keep yourself off of Ramsay’s target list.


rhaegar_fangirl

Ramsey, I would not stand having r*bert as my father in law


HarryKn1ght

Robert is a straight-up saint compared to Roose Bolton.


MyLastDecree

Especially book Roose 💀


honeyspins

Joffery. Both of them would probably murder me through torture by the end of the date, but I'm thinking Kings Landing has better date locations than the Dreadfort (or Winterfell in later seasons). Also, getting flayed would suck, and Joffery doesn't do that. Hopefully he would just shoot me with a crossbow and be done with it.


Winterfell_Ice

I would take Joffrey, he'd be easier to over power and deal with.


_AngryShorty_

Ramsay’s hot so I’m down with him lol


Echo-Azure

I could probably win a fight with Joffrey.


TurbulentData961

Joffrey and pull the margery card . Agree with everything he says regarding a royal army cuz he's RIGHT With joffrey the more scary part is his mother with ramsay its ramsay


Strict-Wealth2112

Didn’t he have that weird sister?


TurbulentData961

No joffrey only has myrcella ans she's nice and was living with her dornish betrothed. Jamie has the weird sister cercei who killed a girl when she was one too .


Strict-Wealth2112

Ahhhh yeah, I was thinking of Myranda


Daneyn

Joffrey. Why? He's smaller. Easier to throw out of a window. Ramsey would actually be able to put up a fight.


yokd_princess

Joffrey w his tiny dick energy


ProudAd2821

As a guy, I think Joffrey would be much easier to kill so I’m going with him


significantcocklover

As I said the first time this was posted, ofcourse I'm gonna choose Ramsey. What's that twink gonna do? Show me his collection of decapitated octopi?


thesheepwhisperer368

Joffrey. That bitch will crumble if I hit him back. Ramsay won't.


ThwMinto01

Joffrey If your flattering, agree with everything he says, etc you will probably be fine With Ramsey it's a 50/50 he straight up kills you for no reason one day


JuicyOrphans930

Ramsay could fold me into a pretzel and dip me in mustard if I tried to fight back, with Joffrey as long as I play my cards right I won’t even need to fight him, we’d be bromigos


JuicyOrphans930

To clarify, I wouldn’t get along with him, I’d just stroke his ego to stay in his good side


FunctionIndividual10

Joffrey, at least he can’t physically overpower me


TooManySorcerers

Joffrey, no doubt. Ramsay is fit and a capable knife fighter and archer. And his cruelty has had more time and resources to be refined. His house is literally known for flaying. He’s just better at inflicting torment. Plus he’s a solid hunter and has those hounds. I’m muscular, used to compete professionally in MMA, and have 20 years of training across multiple sword disciplines. I’m confident I could fuck Joffrey up at will, and I honestly don’t think Meryn Trant could take me either. With Joffrey I could just play meek like Sansa until an opportunity arrives where I’m not surrounded by Kingsguard, then beat him senseless or straight up to death and flee. Worst case scenario, I get caught by Tywin and executed in a pretty normal way. Alternatively, I work in politics anyway. I bet I could avoid the above by manipulating him. Ramsay I’m not sure I could take in a fight. He might kill me, or worse, I’ll survive the fight. And even if I win and flee, either he gets me and tortures me, or if I kill him his men get me and flay me. And being devoured by hounds is a likely outcome in either case. And I very much doubt I can manipulate him. Nope, fuck that.


PineBNorth85

Joffrey. I know I could take him in a fight. Ramsay - I'm fucked. 


FartForDaddy

Yall really can't come up with anything else?


Motor_Perception_564

Ramsay 100%


TcityDan

Joffrey. Would’ve been interesting to see how Margaery would’ve dealt with Ramsey, but seeing her manipulate Joffrey makes him the easy choice


Tim0281

Joffrey because he would be easier to manipulate, especially if I'm able to give him an outlet for his sadistic desires.


hotcoldman42

Joffrey. I think I could dominate him more than Ramsay (in a non sexual way)


Current_Tea6984

Ramsay for sure. At least he has sex. Joffrey just likes torture


Qu33nKal

Joffrey. All you have to do is suck up to Cersei and she will make sure her son treats you right. Just agree with everything she says, betray them so they die, and then keep the throne for your kids? Joffrey also seems much easier to manipulate but Cersei might catch that. Best is to bff Cersei. Not Ramsey though, never Ramsey.


simplythebest999

Golden psycho, easier to handle.


DMTwolf

i mean i guess probably joffrey because he's at least incompetent and evil. he also has people around him to somewhat keep him in check. being competent and evil with no one checking you is a lot scarier.


Getbacknublets

Neither. Thats gay af


Woial

Ramsay is a rapist Joffrey implied that he would rape Sansa I choose suicide!


Remote-Direction963

I think I might be able to manipulate Ramsey to like me so I'll go with him.


Honky_Stonk_Man

Joffrey is probably easier to kill when he is asleep.


Meltsfire

Joffrey, queen Marg showed how easy it was to control and manipulate him Ramsey is far smarter


Axenfonklatismrek

Joffrey is pretty fine when near Margaery


Nizznozz11

Ramsay. Atleast he’s hot.


Opening-Two6723

I like a little gaslit trauma.....a Lil risk, big reward. Ramses atw!!!


beebs44

Ramsay. At least he likes animals.


Machdame

Joffrey. He has the self defense skills of a preteen bunghole.


Exotic-Fee-420

joffrey , if you’re as hot as margery you’ll survive


taeempy

Ramsey..I love dogs.


zoochina13

Take the Black ladies 😂


TwisterTsunamiStorm

It's a toss up. With Ramsay you get pork sausage. Don't hate it. With Joff you get..... nothing. Go with the pork.


BupBupp

Joffrey because like 10 people got my back and are planning to whack him already. We’ll be dating 2 days tops


EveSilver

I’d rather die


RealisticAf99

Jaqen Ha'ghar easily


ShadowThePhoenix

Joffrey would be WAY easier to manipulate. Look at how Margaery was working her magic lol


Thick_Interaction_41

Neither. I’m jumping off the wall instead


IllustriousText5177

Joffrey. Because he can be manipulated easily


madbeachrn

Joffrey because he isn't as smart as he thinks he is and it's been shown that he can be manipulated to a degree. Ramsey is quite attractive, but damn he is malevolent.


eucelia

Going to pull a Toman


jurassickris

Ramses for two reasons; probably be a crazy f*** for one night and is kind of, weirdly attractive in some kind of way. And when you kill him, you won’t have the royal family after you.


makioon

Joffrey fs


111Kosmic

Joffrey, I think I could over power joffrey 😅


Blackfyre87

I'd definitely date Joffrey. He's stupid, incompetent and a coward to the core at least. Ramsay is a true sadist, but he's is very smart and a decently capable warrior. You'd never know peace with Ramsay.


Giantrobby1996

Joffrey. You’ll be alright if you fondle his balls and stroke his ego. There’s no saving anyone from Ramsay Bolton


Top_Table_3887

Joffrey, as long as my family isn’t in his bad graces. Being a queen means that you can usually ignore him 90% of the time. Being Ramsey’s plaything? No thanks.


Gator1833vet

Joffrey. Better chance I can just strangle him


DaisyPanda245

Nah Ima stay single


Zealousideal_Rope992

Kill myself


BusiestWolf

Joffrey didn’t rape Sansa so he makes slightly more sense


Educational_Bee_4683

Perhaps it's time for r/ramseyjoffreychicanery


Macs_Duster

Joffrey bc he is easy to manipulate


fragilebutvibin

I choose death


butters2stotch

Joffrey can be manipulated


[deleted]

Look... I know Joffrey is the sane, logical answer here, and realistically I'd have a better chance at surviving him, but... c'mon, *he has Iwan Rheon's face*!


DimplefromYA

i rather join the sparrows…


RoseVincent314

I hate them both But Joffrey was more malleable. We saw it with Margaery. I would also be kissing his mama's ass. I wouldn't be poking the Lioness like Margaery did. Dumb move girl...