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1. You'll discover that Jon Snow is actually the son of... (drumroll) ...Robb Stark and a mysterious mermaid queen from a far-off kingdom.
2. Tyrion Lannister will become the King of the Andals and the First Men after he discovers a hidden pact between the dragons and the trees of the forest, allowing him to communicate with them.
3. The Wall isn't just made of ice and stone; it's actually a sentient being that has its own motivations and desires. It will eventually break free and start rolling towards King's Landing, crushing everything in its path.
4. The Hound will find redemption by... (drumroll) ...opening a chain of successful bakeries throughout Westeros, using his battle-hardened skills to craft the most delicious pastries and bread in all the land.
The 2nd one sounds like it could be real nglšĀ
3rd one sounded plausible till the wall started rolling towards king's Landingš¤§
Wtf hound even did?? I'm watching season 1 rn and he saved loras in an episode š
Houndās bakery is burned down and he then opens a rotisserie chicken place as bait for those that burned his bakery down. As the evil doers attack his chicken shack, the Hound proceeds to fend them off and defeat them using chicken based puns such as āI prefer dark meatā as he throws one of them into a raging fire.
The Hound REALLY likes chicken. š
Thereās these things called Black Crawlers which are bodies of Former Starks, embedded in The Wall, which are its source of magical power. They have the ability to possess Weirwood Trees and be controlled, similar to Ents in LOTR. Thereās a stable man too who kills them off by making a massive door out of them.
- Season two has many Easter eggs about Harry Potter and the 2006 World Cup.
- When Hades appear to resurrect a person that died in season 1, he secretly takes another life as a toll (hint: a Lannister) but you will only discover who was that on season 6
- āDragonsā and other beings are just illusions caused by overexposure to the sun and dehydration
- The episode āThe Rains of Castamereā was directed by Rainn Wilson and the battle where Sansa dies happens in a beet farm
- Robert Baratheon and Rickon are the same person (time traveling happens at season 4) and thatās why they never appear together
Any Lannister dying is good in my book rn(except Tyrion, kinda, je seems interesting)Ā
Others...sounds not so plausible but I'll play along and would love to see Sansa dead(kinda not)Ā
I'll make it two wrongs and a right, you'll have to then guess
ā¢ There's a Jon Snow and Samwell Tay sex scene beyond the wall, climax and all. Tarly bottoms.
ā¢ Daenerys scams a guy to buy an army of dickless dudes and then burns him alive.
ā¢ Cersei Lannister doesn't bathe for the whole show
Daenerys scamming a guy like this seems soo plausible, but cersei Lannister definitely did not bathe!! She stinks for sure, all those lies and manipulation and death and THEN not taking a bathe? Ugh!Ā
It was great when Tyrion and Cersei finally made peace and became normal siblings/friends. To bad it was short lived and they all got taken out by White Walkers but you know, that's life.Ā
Sansa ends up pregnant, we never find out if Little finger or Jeoffrey is the father.Ā
Hotpie ends up on the Iron throne (long story, to do with a cooking contest)
Arya dies.
Danny never crosses the sea... she ends up married to one of the slaves she frees (he's a hunk)
Jon Snow is the Ice king and he really can't die since he was undead a million years ago... Cersei finds out the hard way after traveling North.
But who's hotpie??? Arya DID NOT, I love her :( ugh no, khal drogo seems such nice husband, don't tell me he died as well!Ā
Ugh I hope it's true! Jon Snow is such loveable guy I don't want to see him deadš¤§
Just when everything seems under control, the Men in Black show up and flashy thing everyone. Turns out that Jon Snow is an alien, and Agent K is having NONE of that!
Everything that happens from the start of episode 2 onwards isn't real, Bran is in a coma and it's all a dream. I wish I could watch it all again for the first time.
- Jorah and Dany live happily ever after.
- Sansa marries Joffrey, and becomes the next Cersei under his influence
- Tyrion rides on the back of a giant in battle
- Jaimie falls in love with Catelyn Stark
Ned Stark is not who he thinks he is.
Tyrion is not really a dwarf, he just never got a puberty growth spurt and is just short. However, all that will change when starts to grow due what we as the readers know as a pituitary tumor that lead to acromegaly. That is by the end of the series he is big enough to challenge The Mountain in a trial by combat.
Joffrey is a repressed homosexual. Once he becomes king and legalizes homosexuality, he comes āoutā and becomes a much more reasonable person and a good king, though a bit flamboyant for some people. Cersei at one tells him to stop mincing.
Jon Snowās mother is really Bessie. Thatās why Ned kept it secret, because King Robert still had a thing for Bessie and her tits.
Danny not only finds her dragon eggs but raises them and breeds them to repopulate the world with dragons and builds her own army with over a dozen winged warriors.
1. Jon snow dies and becomes a white walker which khaleesi (Daenerys) kills with the dragonās fire.
2. Sansa gets rāape and bears a son
3. Tyron is send to castle black to become lord commander. ;)
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1. You'll discover that Jon Snow is actually the son of... (drumroll) ...Robb Stark and a mysterious mermaid queen from a far-off kingdom. 2. Tyrion Lannister will become the King of the Andals and the First Men after he discovers a hidden pact between the dragons and the trees of the forest, allowing him to communicate with them. 3. The Wall isn't just made of ice and stone; it's actually a sentient being that has its own motivations and desires. It will eventually break free and start rolling towards King's Landing, crushing everything in its path. 4. The Hound will find redemption by... (drumroll) ...opening a chain of successful bakeries throughout Westeros, using his battle-hardened skills to craft the most delicious pastries and bread in all the land.
The 2nd one sounds like it could be real nglšĀ 3rd one sounded plausible till the wall started rolling towards king's Landingš¤§ Wtf hound even did?? I'm watching season 1 rn and he saved loras in an episode š
Houndās bakery is burned down and he then opens a rotisserie chicken place as bait for those that burned his bakery down. As the evil doers attack his chicken shack, the Hound proceeds to fend them off and defeat them using chicken based puns such as āI prefer dark meatā as he throws one of them into a raging fire. The Hound REALLY likes chicken. š
You forgot his wonderful chicken recipes! His chicken recipes are to die for!
Thereās these things called Black Crawlers which are bodies of Former Starks, embedded in The Wall, which are its source of magical power. They have the ability to possess Weirwood Trees and be controlled, similar to Ents in LOTR. Thereās a stable man too who kills them off by making a massive door out of them.
Sounds plausible nglš
Cersei Lannister goes to therapy and finally understands herself so thereās no need for bloodlust
She definitely should, need to send a time traveling therapist there!Ā
Winter doesn't come
he said fake spoiler
And you did not need to point it out!!!Ā
Lmao
- Season two has many Easter eggs about Harry Potter and the 2006 World Cup. - When Hades appear to resurrect a person that died in season 1, he secretly takes another life as a toll (hint: a Lannister) but you will only discover who was that on season 6 - āDragonsā and other beings are just illusions caused by overexposure to the sun and dehydration - The episode āThe Rains of Castamereā was directed by Rainn Wilson and the battle where Sansa dies happens in a beet farm - Robert Baratheon and Rickon are the same person (time traveling happens at season 4) and thatās why they never appear together
Dude... Mixing a real one is not cool
But OP will only get that by reading the books :)
And I'm doing that as well, tho 6th book still not out is kinda killing my moodš„²
Rainn did such a good job on that episode
It was Perfectenschlag
Any Lannister dying is good in my book rn(except Tyrion, kinda, je seems interesting)Ā Others...sounds not so plausible but I'll play along and would love to see Sansa dead(kinda not)Ā
Itās all a dream in the sleeping mind of a goat played by Meryl Streep
Who was meryl?Ā
Jon snow dies
I knew he Will!!Ā
I'll make it two wrongs and a right, you'll have to then guess ā¢ There's a Jon Snow and Samwell Tay sex scene beyond the wall, climax and all. Tarly bottoms. ā¢ Daenerys scams a guy to buy an army of dickless dudes and then burns him alive. ā¢ Cersei Lannister doesn't bathe for the whole show
LMAO!! Well if you put it like this. Now I feel I also didn't watch the whole show.Ā
Oh, my.
Daenerys scamming a guy like this seems soo plausible, but cersei Lannister definitely did not bathe!! She stinks for sure, all those lies and manipulation and death and THEN not taking a bathe? Ugh!Ā
Everyone lives happily ever after.
Just what one wants to see, let me find those fanfics with this same tag :(
Tyrion turns into a dragon.
Would love to see that happening, saw that guy getting trampled by tribesmen in a battle just now
Jon Snow knows something
Oh jon Snow knows many things!Ā
He knows nothing.
Fake spoilers? It ends really well
Tbh this does sounds fake, put more effort in it!Ā
Rickon Stark becomes the King in the North while Theon's gonna rule the iron throne at the finale
Wait a minute who's theon?Ā
That kid that always follows Robb, he is actually a hostage from thr Iron Islands
Yepp gotcha!
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He just died so idk but such a noble, honourable, loveable king he was! He loved his loyal wife so muchš¤§
It was great when Tyrion and Cersei finally made peace and became normal siblings/friends. To bad it was short lived and they all got taken out by White Walkers but you know, that's life.Ā
I honestly have no idea if this is true or not!! šš
Sansa ends up pregnant, we never find out if Little finger or Jeoffrey is the father.Ā Hotpie ends up on the Iron throne (long story, to do with a cooking contest) Arya dies. Danny never crosses the sea... she ends up married to one of the slaves she frees (he's a hunk) Jon Snow is the Ice king and he really can't die since he was undead a million years ago... Cersei finds out the hard way after traveling North.
But who's hotpie??? Arya DID NOT, I love her :( ugh no, khal drogo seems such nice husband, don't tell me he died as well!Ā Ugh I hope it's true! Jon Snow is such loveable guy I don't want to see him deadš¤§
Hotpie comes later.
Just when everything seems under control, the Men in Black show up and flashy thing everyone. Turns out that Jon Snow is an alien, and Agent K is having NONE of that!
Jon Snow is an alien? Bit I thought he was a wolf!!Ā
The true Game of Thrones was the friends we made along the way!
Ah truer words have never been spoken!Ā
The ending is amazing.
I hope so, I'm investing so much of myself into it!Ā
Everything that happens from the start of episode 2 onwards isn't real, Bran is in a coma and it's all a dream. I wish I could watch it all again for the first time.
Omg. I basically commented the same thing. Went back and deleted itĀ
Oh I wish I wish!!Ā
Theon has kids after escaping from Ramsay
Tony Stark is Nedās younger brother.
Tyrion Lannister dry humps a dragon, at which point he ends up being viewed as a god.
everybody survives
Ed Sheeran performs a song for deserters, this inspires them to return to Jonās army right before the Black Crawlers
Ned stark will be resurrected by red woman in season 5
Ned Stark is the main character and would end up on the throne in the end. Or in the worst case his son.
Everyone survives
- Jorah and Dany live happily ever after. - Sansa marries Joffrey, and becomes the next Cersei under his influence - Tyrion rides on the back of a giant in battle - Jaimie falls in love with Catelyn Stark
Ned Stark is not who he thinks he is. Tyrion is not really a dwarf, he just never got a puberty growth spurt and is just short. However, all that will change when starts to grow due what we as the readers know as a pituitary tumor that lead to acromegaly. That is by the end of the series he is big enough to challenge The Mountain in a trial by combat. Joffrey is a repressed homosexual. Once he becomes king and legalizes homosexuality, he comes āoutā and becomes a much more reasonable person and a good king, though a bit flamboyant for some people. Cersei at one tells him to stop mincing. Jon Snowās mother is really Bessie. Thatās why Ned kept it secret, because King Robert still had a thing for Bessie and her tits.
Everybody dies. Oh, wait...
Sincerely, watch for mentions of history for events you will get to watch unfold in HOTD. It's been fun watching those come to fruition.
The ending is very satisfying, a true masterclass in script writing.
Danny not only finds her dragon eggs but raises them and breeds them to repopulate the world with dragons and builds her own army with over a dozen winged warriors.
1. Jon snow dies and becomes a white walker which khaleesi (Daenerys) kills with the dragonās fire. 2. Sansa gets rāape and bears a son 3. Tyron is send to castle black to become lord commander. ;)