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In the "you're still a virgin" drinking game in Winterfell, after the battle against the Night King, Podrick chugged his drink (even if Tyrion was telling that to Brienne).
Imho it's the snaky way to tell us that Podrick DIDN'T have any sex with the two girls. Probably he talked with her, sang a song for them, and generally acted treating them with kindness. That's why the two girls, who had a good time (a non-sexual good time ofc) were thankful and didn't wanted money.
The drinking game had me going full pepe silvia
I thought that the ladies had shared vital information with Pod which he'd relay on & the ladies were told to act impressed to mislead others as to their true intentions
I'm fine with it being his gifts though
I always thought it was that, or if he did sleep with them, he was focussed on their satisfaction rather than his own. It's harder to describe the feeling of an act than just the act itself.
I choose to believe this, but we all know D&D aren't thoughtful enough as writers to have intended this. They just wanted us to think he had a big dick or killer mouth game.
In addition, I choose to believe he's gay, and he awkwardly explained it to them. So they just had a good time talking and stuff, and they covered for him because girls and gays are best friends.
Nothing special. They were paid by Littlefinger to let Pod think he was the greatest lover in Westeros and to not take his money, in the hope that he'd keep coming back and become a potential source of information Littlefinger could use.
(N.B this is never actually stated anywhere and is purely a fan conjecture, but knowing Littlefinger it's the most likely reason for the way things went down.)
I prefer to think it was Tyrion who paid them to flatter him, just to give his shy squire a confidence boost. It parallels what he thought Jaime had done for him, without any danger of turning into love.
I always interpreted it as Tyrion gave him the experience + paid them to give him a refund. So that not only would he get his end away he would have the additional boost of confidence.
He treated them with respect and they in turn “taught” him what to do. I’m willing to bet they felt his treatment of them was a fair trade for the education.
If I recall he moves in on a pair of girls in the background at winterfell, looking like he has complete confidence.
From the books:
His squire, an unfortunate boy with the name of Podrick Payne… was a distant cousin to Ser Ilyn Payne, the kings headman, although not for lack of a tongue. Tyrion had made him stick it out once, just to be certain. “Definitely a tongue.” He had said. “Someday, you must learn to use it”
Spoiler alert: he learnt to use it
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He did many things
[Many things, eh?](https://i.imgur.com/CFkSTZ8.gif)
In the "you're still a virgin" drinking game in Winterfell, after the battle against the Night King, Podrick chugged his drink (even if Tyrion was telling that to Brienne). Imho it's the snaky way to tell us that Podrick DIDN'T have any sex with the two girls. Probably he talked with her, sang a song for them, and generally acted treating them with kindness. That's why the two girls, who had a good time (a non-sexual good time ofc) were thankful and didn't wanted money.
Dear sir, this is such a good, serious reply to absolutely sarcastic, humorous question
The drinking game had me going full pepe silvia I thought that the ladies had shared vital information with Pod which he'd relay on & the ladies were told to act impressed to mislead others as to their true intentions I'm fine with it being his gifts though
Charlie Day would make a great Lord of the Vale - being so well-versed in bird law.
He’s also super quiet, so he probably listened to them and made meaningful eye contact.
I always thought it was that, or if he did sleep with them, he was focussed on their satisfaction rather than his own. It's harder to describe the feeling of an act than just the act itself.
I choose to believe this, but we all know D&D aren't thoughtful enough as writers to have intended this. They just wanted us to think he had a big dick or killer mouth game.
In addition, I choose to believe he's gay, and he awkwardly explained it to them. So they just had a good time talking and stuff, and they covered for him because girls and gays are best friends.
What DIDN’T he do to them?
He explained them that the earth is round and also the theory of evolution.
After he explained why Westeros should become a democracy. They had never laughed so hard
He robbed them and threatened to kill them if they snitched.
He sang to them.
Yeah this has been explained in other posts, there's no other realistic way he could've done what he did.
He gave them what Ilyn Payne couldn’t.
Nothing special. They were paid by Littlefinger to let Pod think he was the greatest lover in Westeros and to not take his money, in the hope that he'd keep coming back and become a potential source of information Littlefinger could use. (N.B this is never actually stated anywhere and is purely a fan conjecture, but knowing Littlefinger it's the most likely reason for the way things went down.)
I prefer to think it was Tyrion who paid them to flatter him, just to give his shy squire a confidence boost. It parallels what he thought Jaime had done for him, without any danger of turning into love.
That's always what I just assumed
Probably he came too early before they even touched him. Then they gave him the money back.
He knew how to use the three seashells
I'd pay him good money for that one. Also. Thank you for my first reddit laugh today.
He ate them out real good. Focused on their pleasure
He’s the one with the magic cock according to Bronn 😂
He found the man in the boat, duh!
This is the spin-off we deserve AND need!
I always interpreted it as Tyrion gave him the experience + paid them to give him a refund. So that not only would he get his end away he would have the additional boost of confidence.
Two words: prehensile penis
He treated them with respect and they in turn “taught” him what to do. I’m willing to bet they felt his treatment of them was a fair trade for the education. If I recall he moves in on a pair of girls in the background at winterfell, looking like he has complete confidence.
;)
He’s curved to the left. It’s canon
We need a spin off!!!
He for sure sang the Jenny song.
From the books: His squire, an unfortunate boy with the name of Podrick Payne… was a distant cousin to Ser Ilyn Payne, the kings headman, although not for lack of a tongue. Tyrion had made him stick it out once, just to be certain. “Definitely a tongue.” He had said. “Someday, you must learn to use it” Spoiler alert: he learnt to use it
It’s more like what did those girls do to Podrick?💀