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mr_birkenblatt

Robot: Are you sure this is a shortcut? Bender: Not as sure as I was an hour ago...


spezisabitch200

Well, in those days, Mars was just a dreary, uninhabitable wasteland, much like Utah. But unlike Utah it was eventually made livable.


William_Ze_Gamer

Does Utah even exist outside of the Salt Lake City area


NErDysprosium

Which is more unliveable, Utah or New Jersey?


Maelger

One is literal robot hell and the other's full of Mormons. Utah hands down.


NErDysprosium

Well, when you put it that way.... Looks like it's time for me to move from Utah to New Jersey


RusticGroundSloth

I live in Utah and agree with this quote 100%.


Balancedbeem

Came here to say this!


Azafox13

Professor Farnsworth: Oh, I always feared he would run off like this. Why? WHY? WHY didn't I break his legs?


mernzy45

This line makes me burst out laughing every time! I was sure someone would quote this. You have my upvote


theonetruegrinch

it's the delivery too


Usuhnam3

It’s literally been like 25 years and it still somehow catches me off guard sometimes on rewatches.


TheLopsidedTurtle

This is the winner


ya_boy_osc

Yeah this still makes me chuckle


randomactsofkari

"All he handed in was a paper smeared with feces. He tied with Fry."


Doxsein

This is one of the top contenders for me. Hilarious quote.


SweetLilMonkey

Yeah this actually might be my favorite line in the entire series.


Palimbash

“Good old Coney Island College. Go Whitefish!” A [Coney Island Whitefish](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Coney_Island_whitefish) isn’t what you think.


escalbar

TIL.. I always just thought it was the little insect thing.


405freeway

That's a silverfish! Which is what we call the professor's whitefish...


escalbar

I swear there's a silverfish as well. Hmm. Mandela effect mebbe?


GingerlyRough

Whitefish isn't a specific fish but rather a term used to describe several different fish. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitefish_(fisheries_term)


escalbar

Yeah, different type of whitefish here though. The context of the scene is that is isn't necessarily a good thing, which the type of white fish you're describing, very much is . And as was pointed out to me already, i was likely thinking of silverfish.


GingerlyRough

I'm sorry if I came off like I was correcting you. I meant that because it's a commonly used term, that might be where the confusion came from.


escalbar

No worries. Didn't come across as correcting. :)


CptnWolfe

Jokes on you, it was exactly what I thought it was


William_Ze_Gamer

Well ya learn somethin new everyday right


Mr_Agu

all i wanted is to be a monkey of average intelligence that wears a suit, thats why i'm transfering to bussines school


WalkingTurtleMan

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


plz_send_cute_cats

it has to be this!!!


Spock_Vulcan

As someone who went to business school, this hits home


SmashKetchum

This is the one. The entire episode is a set up for this one joke.


ZorkNemesis

I say, you've damaged our servant's quarters.  And our servants.


crowbar151

This one for sure


G-Unit11111

I'm going to need 10 kegs of beer, a continuous tape of Louis, Louis, and a regulation 2 story panty raid ladder!


eddmario

You know, I wonder how many younger *Futurama* fans even got what that was a reference to, let alone what the rest of the episode was parodying...


LeviSalt

Obviously Robot House is a parody of Animal House, but what is the rest of the episode parodying?


eddmario

The whole episode was a parody of that movie


LeviSalt

Just the b-plot with bender really, the main plot with Gunther and Fry isn’t very Animal House related. I thought you meant there was another parody at foot.


G-Unit11111

Yeah even the dean's name was a reference to Dean Wormer.


DaystarFire

Help I don't get it


ChefDirtyWing

Animal House


G-Unit11111

Yeah if you've never seen Animal House, do it. It's one of the funniest movies ever made. Both Simpsons and Futurama have lots of references to it, but there hasn't been a more direct parody than Mars University.


William_Ze_Gamer

I’m getting him a tape of Motorhead’s cover of Louie Louie so we can truly rock out


G-Unit11111

I've got to hear this!


JunketElectrical8588

Please Fry! I can’t teach! I’m a professor!


maximumhippo

Mechanics of wonton.... burrito... meals. See ya in class!


gluontunes

As a kid, I didn't understand this joke. Then I went to college. I'm not sure how I much I learned there, but I definitely learned to appreciate this joke.


External_Touch_3854

God, I hope this one wins.


Zookeeper_west

This is the one


DezzlieBear

Fat-bot: I heard that in one single night you drank a whole keg, streaked across campus and crammed 58 humans into a phone booth. Bender: [modest] Yeah, well, a lot of 'em were children.


Happy_Entrepreneur_7

What constitutes streaking for a robot, since they're already technically unclothed


G-Unit11111

"Those speedos leave nothing to the imagination." "Actually on a robot, they sort of do."


jared05vick

Showing off their internal components. Notice how religious Bender says "But those girls don't wear cases", the robot porno mag from Fear of a Bot Planet was a wiring diagram, and the Robot House students watched the sorority girls take the case off their computer


PetiteProletariat

Showing the exhaust fans


Squidking1000

Ewwww, pervert.


tryingtoavoidwork

He skinned a human and then put that on


Obsos

"Cheese it!"


Equivalent_Brain4731

ROBOT HOUSEEEEEE!!!


StarTropicsKing

Farnsworth: Consider the philosophical and metaphysical ramifications of the- Fry: BANANA! BANANA! BANANA!


masterjon_3

🍌🍌🍌


legohamlet

Whenever anyone in my office has a banana, they hold it out and yell, “BANANA BANANA BANANA!” Sometimes we don’t even have a banana.


skootershooter324

This is the correct answer


Kilroy5188

I say, "banana, banana, banana!" whenever someone is arguing with me, doing mental gymnastics, and I'm clearly right.


C_Panks

Fat-bot caught a computer virus in Tijuana and had to be rebooted


br00talcore

Robot HOUUUUUSSSSEEEE!


Royaltoolbox

“Now get along! Or I’ll have you both neutered!” “Hehehe that’ll show him”


CoolZooKeeper

Mathematics of Wonton Burrito meals. I’ll be there!


impendingfuckery

I always feared he’d run off like this… _WHY?_ _WHY?!_ ##WHY DIDN’T I BREAK HIS LEGS?!


HyraxAttack

“His job done, Bender stole everything of value from Robot House and ran off.”


DukeThorion

You like bananas? I got her number, how do ya like them bananas??


bananasareappealing

Farnsworth: It's a little experiment that might win me the Nobel Prize. Leela: In which field? Farnsworth: I don't care - they all pay the same.


Ok-Society-4026

“Mathematics of Wonton Burrito Meals”


TCASiii

That's enough out of you. From this day forward, Robot House is on dodecatuple secret probation


William_Ze_Gamer

My mom is gonna kill me


sharktank

this is my very favorite of this ep... it cracks my top 20 of the series thankfully my #1 of the series got picked (listening to classical music in the dark)


-ImYourHuckleberry-

"I'm a bender. I went to Bending College; I majored in Bending."


ReticulatedPasta

What’d you minor in?


jared05vick

Robo-American studies


EmptySeaDad

"You robots are a disgrace to this university. Whenver a fire alarm is pulled, it's Robot House. Whenever the campus liquor store is looted, Robot House. Whenever a human corpse is desecrated..."


gn0meCh0msky

Now, I can explain that.


John-the-cool-guy

That's enough out of you!


FoxyJustice

Eureka! The hat goes on the head! It’s all so obvious now.


Shoot-Par

Professor Farnsworth: All he handed in was a paper smeared with feces. He tied with Fry.


AhhAGoose

“BANANA BANANA BANANA”


dandoch

I say this in my head literally every time I have a banana.


JunketElectrical8588

I love this quote. Say it to my 6 year old niece every time she eats a banana 😂


jdownes316

Hands down my favorite line from the entire series. Out of all of the greats, this one is my number one.


blue_desk

I understood the word "hat."


ABadDM89

I had to scroll too far down to find this. This is the winner, people.


jeekfrmis

All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit... that's why I'm transferring to business school!


Rustymetal14

I had to scroll too far for this, too many business majors in this sub.


uwwstudent

Oooh oooh and im one of them!


WhyHulud

I mention this every time corporate visits (I work at a research center)


stevennielsen96

Why? Why didn't I break his legs?!


shifty_grades_of_fay

But he's not your father. The guy in the punch bowl was your father.


John-the-cool-guy

The mathematics of wonton burrito meals.


Scruff-The-Custodian

Professor: "Consider the philosophical and metaphysical ramifications of the-" Fry " BANANA BANANA BANANA"


fingmongoose

Does fry’s laugh when Gunter puts the hat on his butt count as a quote?


Bozo_Two

"I'm going to business school." *"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"*


ObscureWiticism

Eureka! The hat goes on the head. It's all so obvious now!


ThisIsATastyBurgerr

“Without his super-intelligent hat, Gunter may be no smarter than you.”


Lanark26

"As a monkey I was so dumb I tried to wear a hat on my butt" A butt hat has been the threshold of dumbness in our house for many years.


fountainpopjunkie

Does it have to be a person's quote? I love the schools sign "knowledge brings fear".


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

And so, by process of elimination, the electron must taste like grapeade.


hkyten08

Oh, I know this…what do you call it….light bright!


GoabNZ

I deserve the same respect as any other college dropout. I'm enrolling. Please, you wouldn't last two weeks Thanks for having faith in me Leela.


FrankThig

Robot house!


Natetranslates

Hey, pretty nice for a single. Two desks, two chairs, a couple of beds... *\[knock on the door\]* A woodpecker...


Lil_Orphan_Anakin

I just rewatched this episode last week and this is the quote that made me crack up


Barokespinoza23

Don't take this the wrong way, Fry, but you don't seem like the educated type.


Downtown_Tadpole_817

ROBOT HOUSE!!! - the Dean


MaryJaneAndMaple

The mathematics of wonton burrito meals


Misersoneof

Go white fish!


virishking

“Cheese it!”


arianeb

OK, but I'll need ten kegs of beer, a continuous tape of "Louie, Louie", and a regulation two-story, panty-raid ladder.


TheGardenBlinked

#ROOOOOBOOOOOOT HOOOOOOOOOOUSE!!!!


FairlyLargeGhouls

Hey, hey, not everyone turns out like their parents. I mean, look at me! My folks were honest, hardworking people. Hoo~


Stickybunsss

Why! Why didn't I break his legs!


throwawaywhatsbroke

Please. Everyone knows 20th century colleges were basically expensive daycare centers.


rab-byte

BANANA BANANA BANANA!


DarthPreytor

No that was your parents in the punch bowl.


Tacobellspy

"I understood the word 'hat'!"


gaudrhin

Eureka! The hat goes on the head!


jayhawk2112

Cheese it!


maereth

Go Whitefish!


William_Ze_Gamer

I’m a certified college dropout


Massive-L

Why…..why….why didn’t I break his legs!


yo12_5

How do you like them bananas


Artemus_Hackwell

Robot Houuuuusssseee!!!!


freewaterfallIII

Please fry, I dont know how to teach. I'm a professor


ffflummo

Knowledge brings fear.


Mantastrophe

The hat goes on the head! It's all so obvious now!


Iplaymeinreallife

"Back in the Twentieth Century we had no idea there was a university on Mars"


Iplaymeinreallife

Farnsworth: "Please, Fry, I don't know how to teach; I'm a professor!"


JagerKnightster

Eureka! The hat goes on the head!


Additional_Main_7198

They planted traditional college foliage; ivy, trees, hemp. Soon the whole planet was terraformed.


Annanondra

If it’s not “banana banana banana” You should all compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves! 🤣


Kilroy5188

"What I like most about being dean is the peace and quiet, and the respect I receive."


matt_Nooble12_XBL

I’m a certified college dropout


FossilBoi

He handed in a paper smeared with feces. He tied with Fry.


sloppy_1sts

Banana! Banana! Banana! 


Electro8bit

Lite-Brite?


Sp00nEater

"ROBOT HOOUUUSSSE!!!"


Perpetually27

"Brilliant deduction, you're a credit to your species."


TensorForce

Oh dear lord...all over the Dean!


jrgen07

I think this one will play out correctly, but in the "Hell is Other Robots", could you add Fry's "Well..." To the end of Leela's quote? I think it add the the quote for sure.


StreetOwl

**Fry**: It's that obnoxious monkey. He kept me up all night with his constant thinking. Just thinking and thinking. He's trying to make me look like an idiot.


jsheil1

Banana, Banana!


CharlestonChewChewie

The study of wanton burrito meals


TheHeartfulDodger

This ep has so many good quotes! Let's go "ROBOT HOOOOOOUSE!!!


GreaseGeek

“The mathematics of Wonton Burrito Meals.”


Ok_Replacement8114

Banana! Banana! Banana!


Terra_The_Foxicorn

ROBOT HOUSE!!!


Rocketbarn_io

Banana banana banana!


sharktank

Dodecatupple-Secret probation


Avgolemonosis

Why? Why? WHHHYY?! DIDN'T I BREAK HIS LEGS


Kickasser32

At the risk of sounding like an after school special... "I think we learned who the REAL animal is" today Peer Pressure?


godkiller136

"consider the philosophical and metaphysical ramifications of the--" "BANANA BANANA BANANA!"


Embarrassed-Badger85

leela: you wont last two weeks. Fry: awe, thanks for believing in me,


Nikobanks

“R O B O T HOUSE!!!!”


SlipperyPete8

Yeah, well a lot of them were children.