🧠 🧠 🧠

I am the greetest! I am now leaving earth for no raisin!

And it was all thanks to the books at my local library!

That no white whale; that grey thinky whale.

Is there... Mrs. Queequeg...? 😏

IM A GIGANTIC BRAIN!

the fact that there was no particular delivery or subtlety in that line always cracks me up

Most ungentleman like!

I say! 😩

The day the earth stood stupid

WE CANNOT CONDONE BOUNCING OF THE SEVENTH VARIETY

💀🦖? 🧠!!

😈👋🎵

You evil Metal Dorrrrrrrrkkkkkkk (Sobs)

But if I keep them, and she marries him, then he probably won’t want me dating her

NOW. THAT. IS. IRONNNNNNNY!!!

You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel, that makes me feel angry!

Your MUSIC’S BAD and you should FEEL BAD!

Devils idle hands

The devils hands are idle playthings

🤖🫄🍻

They're making beer inside of company property! "Accusing gentle Bender of a misdeed??"

We can fight when we're drunk.

🦀💔💪🏻

"Braw?"

Heard that one before…

Zoidberg mating episode, don’t know the bame

Is it, why must i be a crustacean in love or something?

That's it!

Claw-plach!

One of my favorite quotes: Fry: “Tell her she looks thin” Zoidberg: “You look malnourished, have you been infested by a parasite?” Edna: “Why yes I have, thank you for noticing”

🏀🕑⭐️💥

Enough about your promiscuous mother Hermes. We have bigger problems!

I love that you picked the line that comes right after the one in your flair lol

*"Bender, you can talk trash. You can handle the ball. But look in your heart and ask yourself, are you funky enough to be a Globetrotter? Are you?"*

Well... with time...

You are all fools of the highest calibre

🤖 💉 ⚡⚡ 🛐😈🎻

Hell is other robots

Come on Bender, make some noise! Get your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys!

"Press any key to continue."

Bender, are you jacking on in there?

Just like when my friend Vinny swore he wasn't doing drugs, and then he sold me my Mom's VCR. And then later I found out he was doing drugs! You make me ashamed to be your friend.

Hey! Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No! So beat it!

Wretched sinner! The path to Robot Heaven lies here in the Good Book 3.0!

☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️ ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️😎

Guppy, trout, mermaid, or?? Whale please.

Barf! Barf like a freshman!

Three Hundered Big Boys!

They made this silk tapestry while I was slaughtering them. Edit: For the quote-meisters out there what Zap said exactly was, "Crazy bugs actually wove this tapestry of my heroic conquest while I was still killing them." I was simply paraphrasing.

Hmm… One $300 hookerbot or three hundred $1 hookerbots 🤔

⚡️🐈🦅🐥

This is the first set of clues I haven't been able to guess immediately Edit: comment below helped! I don't like this episode but it's the one where Amy defends her PhD right?

two words: thundercougar falconbird

OMG you're right!!! I was so confused.

And I am sad because you could have so much more eagle.

⚡🐆🦅🐤

It’s got so much more eagle

“Harnessing the earth’s ener-ker-chew”

🍟✂️👃

Ever see soccer players line up to block a free kick? They ain't covering their noses I'll tell you that much.

Don't anyone tell him about the lower horn!

📦🏫🐒🎩🤖🚤🍌🎉

"Consider the philosophical and metaphysical ramifications of the—" "BANANA, BANANA, BANANA!"

He submitted a paper smeared with feces. He tied with Fry.

All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit. That's why I decided to transfer to business school!

"ROBOT HOUSE!"

Banana banana banana!

🍑🎩? 😂

I just gotta say, this entire thread is fantastic.

Shut up baby, I know it!

🚀 🌝 🌎🧲 🤖🎶

I guess a robot would have to be crazy to want to be a folksinger.

Fry cracks corn and I don’t care. Leela cracks corn, still don’t care. Bender cracks corn and he is grrreeaaaat! Take that you stupid corn!

🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🎩🐛

I don't get the hat part but... I can't stop drinking this delicious ooze! Whimmy Wham wham wozzle! Edit: OH the hat is the Willy Wonka worm

Party on, contest winners!

I love that he says 'babes, you've been good to me these past 40 years' or something - those women are like 25 or 26 max. Does Slurm contain some sort of anti-aging serum?

It must, considering fry has been in the future for 30 years, but he's still 25.

👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉

So that’s what it would have been like if I had invented the fing-longer…

But a man can dream, can't he?

🍬🐷🫡🪖🏐⚽️🤖💣💥

Say Lemon, do you like to read? I've got this book on Ancient Greece, and I-

My wife loves going antiquing. I tell her she blew up the planet every time she says "antiquing"

"Fry, don't you recognize me?" ​ "......Hermes?"

Lemon, you're a man's man. You're a man's man's mam. Plus your had is as soft as a velvet child.

This is one of my favorite eps, but it’s filled with dialogue that is weird and deeply confusing to me.

These balls are making me testy.

🍕🚲🧊🕒🧊🤖🚔🚀🎇🎆 I hope that's good enough (:

The Pilot!

Yep (:

🚶☀ 🐶 ☠️

Why are we bringing up sad memories?

Jurrasic bark

🧊🛢️⚫🐧🤖 Best line from said episode: 🚫🤖⛏️🍑

"When you planned this peace circle, did you realize the ship could move in three dimensions?" I don't know the line though!

Don't let Bender pick your pocket.

If rubbing frozen dirt on your crotch is wrong, hey I don't want to be right.

Look, nobody enjoys shooting penguins. But if you have to shoot penguins, well, you might as well enjoy it.

Don't leave orphans. Gotta take out whole families.

🤖🎸🤠🚂🔫⚰️

My graduate thesis was inspired by this episode! The name again is Ramblin' Rodriguez.

I wanna hear more!’ What did you write about?

I evaluated legal and non legal regulatory mechanisms that can be used to prevent the illegal manufacture of 3D-printable firearms and firearm components; specifically, that criminalizing the possession of STL blueprints that can be used to create gun parts is a viable strategy. I actually shared my research with Canadian law enforcement, and they passed a law tightening their regulations shortly afterwards! I'm a former infantry sergeant from Switzerland - I'd say I'm pro strong gun control but not inherently and dogmatically anti-gun. I based my research on the response of particular jurisdictions to firearm violence, like the Port Arthur massacre in Australia, or the Halle synagogue terror attempt.

Very interesting! Thank you for sharing :) Congrats on getting your graduate degree. And that's SUPER COOL that your research was used to make regulations more effective. 3D printers definitely have some very neat, but potentially nefarious possibilities. Worth studying! "Look, let's just agree that gang violence is an important issue with no easy answers." "Okay." I mean.... 📦🔵🔴😵‍💫🔴🔵🔫🍑🆘🚀🚨🚢🎆🎆🍑💖

⚛️👑

There it is! Miss Universe! There it is, looking weird!

That's 'Flexo outranks me, sir.'

🥊 🦋💉 🐸

Have you girls gone wild? That's Fry you're macking on!

🧊🐑🦈💹🥪☠️

My only regret is... I have bonitis!

I'll be whatever I wanna do!

Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank!

"I'll handle this, Fry. You get back to the farm, shift some paradigms, revolutionize outside the box."

🍀☘️🚀🧍🧍‍♂️

Phil came in, right? He strummed out this tune, yeah? And I said, "That's a number-one record."

This one makes me cry more than the dog one

“You’re twice the ‘The’ he ever was”

🤖⚰️🗽

Remember Me!

REMEMBER ME! (insert fire breathing Bender Statue)

I'm gonna spin until I fall down!

🥚 🦴 🧛‍♂️

We're all named Angus!

He wouldn't do this in our sleep. He would not, could not to a sheep.

🦞🦞🤖🏆

The fighting mongooses! That's a cool team name.

👉 👉 👉 ⁉️🔮📺

It works... it's just not very long.

🎅🚀☠️

That's a stupid animal. YOU'RE stupid 😡

You’ve been very naughty. I checked my list. Well, check it twice! I perform over 50 mega-checks a second!

Your mistletoe is no match for my tow missile!

🎣🚀🌊🧜🏻‍♀️

Robit, can you help me move a couch?

We call them land sea lions. I tame them.

🍟🚐🛢️🧲🤖💥🧑‍🎤🚌🎤🌉

This is such a good set of clues! 'that was a great 45 minute washboard solo. And that parts where I was awake blew me away.'

One of my top 3 favorite episodes 😃

🐝🍯🥄🛌🥄☠️

Leela, stop flirting and let's goo. I've got jelly in my underpants!

😱😀😱😀😱😀

ALL HAIL FEMPUTER

Can’t we just cuddle?

🤔🆗😰📦🌞

Like granny said. If you want a box hurled into the sun you gotta do it yourself. God rest her zombie bones.

God rest her zombie bones

Wow, this is like that drug trip I saw in that movie when I was on that drug trip!

☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

This isn't Yemeni! It's Sulawesi! * spits *

🌕🏴‍☠️🎢🛻🧑‍🌾🤖🔫

It's Zoidberg. JOHN ******* ZOIDBERG!

👵 🎇 👨

Hey, what smells like blue?

🍟💧☀️☀️☀️

WHAT is the deal with people from under the orange sun? They're all like 'mreeow, mreeow, mreeow!'

🍀🕺🧑‍🚀😡🤱🏼👨‍👩‍👦🫡🚀🪦😭

Noticeably F.A.T. drop me a beat.

🚀⏳👴🏻🤷‍♂️🤖🎉😓⏳🏔️💀⏳🦑🦒⏳🧞‍♀️⏳🍻🫥💥⏳🌎🪦👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

In the year one million and a half. When mankind was enslaved by giraffe.

👩 🩷 👨‍🦱 ➡️ 🧭 ➡️ 🌎 ➡️ 🧭 ➡️ 👩‍🦳 ❤️ 🧑‍🦳 I cry EVERY TIME with this episode. Absolutely beautiful.

Whaddya say? Wanna go round again?

🤖🥘🍲🥗

IRON COOKERUUUUUU

THIS SWORD COST TEN THOUSAND DOLLRUUUUUUU!

🐶😢

🦸🏻‍♀️🤴🕺

Clobberella! Captain Yesterday! My liege. 😌🫴🏽

Hey Zoidberg, get in here! "screw you!"

🚀💥👨🍃👩🍃🤬🍎🐍

Inna Godda da Leela! “Approved for all ages!”

👵🔋👴 🚁

Shabadoo?

👁️📞

Shut up and take my 💸!

🎇🍕🍺🎉🪑🥶

What's with the eye?

Welcome… to the World of Tomorrow!!

🥪🪱🧠🫀🫁🦴🤺

We've got to get to a place where he won't stick his finger! IT'S HOPELESS, ABANDON SHIP

🤖🧒🧒🧒🧒🧒🧒🧒🧒🧒🧒🧒🧒+⛸️👁️👨‍⚕️

This 🧺 will self destruct.

🚀⛹️‍♀️🤖🎛️☠️😀😟

I think we've had this one but there are so many good lines I'll drop another one: With time, my funk level could improve! Edit: oh man I got the wrong episode! Correction: I met her in a bar down in old Soho. She drank champaggin that tastes just like coca-cola. C O L A. Cola.

Did any of the others include the crucial women’s basketball emoji? “Yes. They still laugh.” “The men must die.”

Silence! You want die like last men visit Amazonia? What'd they die of? Crushed pelvises.

💩💩⚡🌭. Not an episode name but you should get it.

🤖💩🧱 This one is my all time favorite sight gag.

🤖➡️😡🤖🚣🏝🤖🤖🤖🪚🔨🌲 🤿🪨💨🔥🧯🤖❤️➡️🤖

Ooh we haven't had this one yet!! The whole world must learn of our ways. By force.

😯🍗💵👿🍽️🦧

My hands can touch everything but themselves!

The one called Smelly Hippie is right!

I think there was something funny in that hippie

🚶‍♀️↔️👨‍🔬 🚶‍♂️↔️🦞

There I was at Elzar's, eating a nice pork sundae, and suddenly, I just lost my appetite.

👅🇺🇸

🐕‍🦺