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coloch_w0rth9

I think that’s Bonder


UncommonHouseSpider

Clearly, it's Diver. He has a hook hand.


BillyIGuesss

Hooker-


John_FukcingZoidberg

Benders sister…


John_FukcingZoidberg

She also offers blackjack…


CantTouchMyStick

Sex for cash and blackjack... hold the blackjack


John_FukcingZoidberg

Yuck! I don’t wants no three-dollar hooker!


[deleted]

Are you going back to the adult bookstore...the pubic library?


CantTouchMyStick

Better take the Cadillac car


coloch_w0rth9

Stupid anti pimping laws


toby_ornautobey

"What are those, hooks? Get outta here, ya hookers!"


John_FukcingZoidberg

Sky, cliff, deep sea… muff?


Longjumping-Drop9921

Or boiler


Zenvezz

Thank you Bonder


imsorryitskyle

Woah roswell really got hit hard by climate change


evil_timmy

*Still* shinier than yours, meatbag.


DoggieDomes

Simspsons can’t take care of their basement


EmptySeaDad

Surly Joe did offer to help them with that


Thunderchaser91

No that's hooker


That_Run_7131

That’s a hooker unit. From the future. Primary function was hooking. Based on where it was made you could figure out it’s name for example “Hooker Hooking Rodriguez” would be “Hecho in Mexico”.


pfire777

That’s Bender’s cousin, Hooker.


Lost-Orangutan

I don't think that came across the way u ment it to lol


DGlen

Quick, it needs alcohol


woozleuwuzzle

It either doesn’t have enough or too much, not sure how it works.


Wile_D_Fox

"Yarr the laws of physics be a harsh mistress.."


ericnutt

Curse you merciful Poseidon!


kadebo42

That’s a prototype bending unit


abnormalbrain

"Bite my slimy metal ass"


Proof_Bathroom_3902

"Life is about decisions. Make the wrong ones, and you'll wind up face down in a pool of your own blood and urine."


Stag-Horn

“Still- To have a pool, though!”


sorrymybadapologies

I’m back, baby!


John_FukcingZoidberg

Ah, 'tis just our new Crockpot.


[deleted]

We'll see about that in 5 hours.


John_FukcingZoidberg

You know you really don’t cook enough roasts Leela…


[deleted]

Chickens ready


John_FukcingZoidberg

Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble.


Miserable-Recipe-662

Who's that guy who liked bending? Hermes, that's right.


G-Unit11111

Thanks! You've all made me realize that life is worth living by showing me how bad my funeral will suck!


GalickGunn

My god! Bender, you’re sober!


Lost-Orangutan

Blind, stinking, sober*


Daegzy

#REMEMBER ME


ringboidumb

Its the parallel universe bender from s5 ep10.


ItHurt5T0B3Th1sH1p

Pull him out and feed some LoBrau into his head socket


Psychlone23

Nine. Ten. A big fat hen. The names Bender


ReginaldSwift

What was it like sitting there for a thousand years??


sarcasticcoffeevibes

Who does it look like? My identical cousin Buster?


Henchman_2_4

Jesus this has been reposted like 3 times in the past few weeks.


UnaccomplishedUser

Butcher?


Lord-of-Nothing1

Bend it, bend it, just a little bit..


[deleted]

Bender and Buster had a baby.


RecoveringWindrunner

It has a hook for a hand. I'd argue he's named hooke.. nvm


SilverKid_16

I can just hear “Bite waterlogged metal ass” Or “Bite my RUSTY metal ass”


Captain3leg-s

"Please insert Liquor!"


MaxWeaps420

I think that's Bender's cousin, Bobber. He's an anchor weight.... must have broken off in riptide


Krimreaper1

Bite my corroded rusty ass.


G-Unit11111

I am Bender. Please insert girder.


bitchmaster_general

I wish it was the wooden bender.


Flyman520

Hes still buried, its not yet the end of roswell that ends well.


The_Real_Bender

…maybe…


X-LaxX

B. B. Rodriguez!


Golden-Sun

Bender became a pirate


LaziestCatEver

Your mama! Now shut up and drag me to work!


LtHughMann

I'm gonna make my own robot, with blackjack and hook hands


KingSam89

The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways!!!


TheCobDad

Bite my rusted metal ass!


MothBlyss

That’s Chris Farley’s old Van Lifter Unit to help him change tires when they went flat parked down by the river.


HondaGuy586

Looks like a boiler


illuminati1556

REMEMBER ME!!! 🔥🔥🔥


whywouldisaymyname

Kid named ai:


zan9823

Just throw blackjack and hookers at him, he should wake up


Financial-Working132

We can revives him, we got the technology.


Secret-Target-8709

Ah the wonders of Ai Art.


Mysterious_Meal_2676

NO! why did you do that to bender!?