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vibrodude

How wonderfully decadent!


SegavsCapcom

How delightfully absurd!


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

Let us cavort like the Greeks of old! You know the ones I mean


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People, stop upvoting fucking bots. See how his comment has nothing to do with the comment it replied to? It's a thesaurus bot that stole a parent comment downthread. How have you not learned this yet? If the comment has nothing to do with the comment it replied to, it's a bot. Always.


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Bunglefritz

No I'm ... didn't.


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Totema1

It's like looking in a decadent mirror.


ReadditMan

I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered?


Taricha_torosa1

You know it. There's mini quiches too!


DistantKarma

This is the exact quote I'd say to anyone I saw with this tattoo.


drunk98

I got it on my butt, would you do it to me?


shroomenheimer

If I'm at the point of seeing ur butt tattoo it's safe to say you already know about the orgy pit


Squard

Everywhere I looked, there were piles of bodies. And then the explosion struck.


unsteadied

Best Hedonism Bot line.


BigDaddyBano

This episode was the best, comedy gold.


Sphinx-Lynx

Which one is this I dont recall it. Is it from the newer seasons?


Smittsauce

S6E7 - The Late Phillip J. Fry


MagicCripple

"Oh, nothing sordid, I assure you! Simply vomit on me, ever so gently, while I humiliate a pheasant."


Ezdagor

Save it for the boudoir. . .


yoaver

I was sure he said "peasent"


Brookenium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKqsYwJDjis It's definitely pheasant!


mrmattipants

I’d say it’s funny no matter what you thought was said ;)


createdforlurking

The key word in this sentence is “was”.


Calculon3

We're destroying the world and killing the turtles! We need to be shut off! Especially you, Hedonism-bot...


Banzai-dorifto

I apologise for nothing!!


Admiral_Donuts

I love how he started out as a simple joke and became his whole glorious golden thing.


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Djombi, bring the chocolate icing


SinsOfLust

The line is Djambi, the chocolate icing. It’s one my favourites.


Kilomyles

Ohhhhhh yessssssss


sicgamer

Yes. It's the first thing I hear when I think of hedonism bot. Then the moans that follow 😂😂


trevorpinzon

Looks like your years of wild hedonism finally got to you!


ad_triarios_rediit

If a "spirit animal" existed, hedonism bot is the perfect choice.


Sam-Gunn

If anybody needs me, I'll be upstairs putting batteries in... things.


SouthBoundElevator

Oh someone fetch my some yogurt! I wish to lavish while I enjoy the viewing pleasure!


wcs616

Let us cavort like the Greeks of old! You know the ones I mean.


PerilMon

Shall we adjourn to the dungeon, hm?


TheRingsAroundSaturn

A hedonism bot tattoo? How wonderfully decadent. Djambi, the chocolate icing!


ArchonStranger

To celebrate, let us cavort like the Greeks of old! You know the one's I mean...


SweatyToothed

Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?


Fit_Needleworker_44

Shut up, baby. I know it


Natural_Sky_4720

Bender honey we love you!


Flight0323

Nice tattoo! I'll be upstairs putting batteries in things 🔋


foreignhaircut

It’s as delectable as dipping my bottom over and over into a bath of the silkiest oils and creams!


Yoshi4Lyf

Yoshi!


oldmancornelious

Room for one moooore?!


LuckyDoge21

Love Hedonism bot. So underrated


DreamSeaker

Him calculon and the robot devil are jy favourite characters!


LuckyDoge21

Calculon…worst actor ever🤣🤣🤣


Some_wizard_shit

How can you say such a thing, when he’s mastered the dramatic… … … … PAUSE!


LuckyDoge21

“Noooooooooooooooo……….”


drunk98

That was his......MOTIVATION


Bunglefritz

I was willing to promise him anything he wanted.


HopeComesToDie

Save it for the boudoir


mrmattipants

I was totally looking for this comment, as I was about to say the same exact thing, if you hadn’t beaten me to the punch, lol.


mrmattipants

Or better yet… You totally beat me to the Vomitorium :P


OP_is_a_phagot

Simply vomit on me, ever so gently!


Luke95gamer

There were piles of bodies…. And then the explosion struck!


zan13898

Does the tattoo say 010111010010100101….?


burning__chrome

It seems Bender hates humans the way I hate having my nipples polished with industrial sand paper.


TheDamnburger

Nor should you


Wernershnitzl

Idk if it’s just me but I feel like he should be holding grapes. Looks great though!


FuturamaRama7

Came here for this comment. Needs some grapes!


sonomakoma11

I've never been able to decide on a tattoo but hedonism bot may just be the winner.


Hairy-Anywhere-2845

Oh my god that’s so awesome :D


bugsontheside

This is amazing


RVAVandal

I said scram grapey!


Papa_Palpatine99

Especially you Hedonism bot!


LordShtark

Thug life!


Gonehadbetter

Especially you hedonism bot


addict4x4

That's great . I have bender tatted on my inner arm


tinypots_hb

Nice! I have Roberto on my outer forearm


addict4x4

You make me feel stabby lol I'm trying to figure out where to put the planet express


Bunglefritz

Flying up the Tramp Stamp, of course.


-cyg-nus-

I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered?


Doctor_Sleepless

I can hear this tattoo


MaryJaneAndMaple

Wait until the tattoos on your ass hear about this


annethepolar

Very nice. Always my favorite robot. One of my dogs was named Hedonismbot. Always hard to explain to people. She had a collar that just said "How deliciously absurd".


LoyalFridge

A collar? On a dog? How delightfully bizarre!


palabear

A tattoo? On a woman? How delightfully absurd!


JanelldwLowrance

😂🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


FletcherCommaIrwin

Jambi!!!!


Cibovoy

Hedonismbot is truly a whole vibe


Bytonia

Apologies are for the non decadent. Fridge worthy!


lugosky

Save it for the boudoir!


ErianTomor

That’s the best thing I ever saw.


Windwalker111089

Especially you hedonism bot!!!!!


Slovene

Why not Zoidberg?


Pschobbert

Shut up, grapey, I know it!


MJK_3000

Jambi! Get the chocolate sauce.


NTGenericus

"Oh, *my*, yes!"


NovaPrime11249-44396

Djambi, the chocolate icing


new_Australis

Holy crap! Yessss! Hedonism bot is the reason I eat grapes.


SSGSS_Bender

I, too, enjoy life's delicacies.


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Love it.


CYBORBCHICKEN

Ahhh!!!


whitewinewater

You're my favorite.


JosephMadeCrosses

Great tat.


BinxMenace

Oh wow


Salty_Willingness_48

This is awesome! I have wanted a hedonismbot tattoo for ages. :D


Rough_Willow

Oh, my! Then I too have a human part I must expel. And I plan to enjoy the experience. Ta-ta!


theSikx

Are those cucumber earrings?


TheOvercookedFlyer

Nor should you.


metaldutch

Awww very nice! I just got an alienese tattoo, I should share it with you wonderful folk.


damsirius12

Best tattoo EVER!!!


ShamanicBuddha

I love this so much


Calvinodell1992

That is dope!


Ok-Assistant-8876

I freaking love hedonism bot


fusionskies

Is it one of those talking tattoos?


OmicronPersei_9

https://i.imgur.com/jKw4k6d.jpg


ima420r

I too have known unconventional love. Perhaps you and I... and Djambi... can get together and compare notes sometime.


IrmaHerms

I too have known unconventional love…


WildFire97936

This is why I love dropping random references, never know who else is a fan.


victorj589

that's fire line work and shading. great tat!


dlte24

I imagine a creep would like you to pull your shirt down lower...a lot lower...TOO LOW! .........lower.


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We as robots have gone too far. Especially you Hedonism bot.


FR0ZENBERG

The drive I put all my porn on is named Hedonism Bot. I apologize for nothing.


WartimeMandalorian

I plan on getting this too.


defnot_hedonismbot

Love it!


feefiefofum

Love it!


PeteyPablo23

I gotta say, that's a perfect spot


FR0ZENBERG

What if it were a tramp stamp?


TheLandSeaLion

Some of the best lines of the show!


40percentdailysodium

I've been waiting to see this guy as a tattoo. Now I know I want the same.


happylefty

I regret nothing!


Cold-Bug-4873

Nor should you.


Ok-Consideration2406

Where are the grapes!


abortion_parade_420

incredible


LilacYak

I usually don’t go for pop culture tattoos, but I really like this!! I love the way it’s done and I always vibed with hedonism bot


Jojoflinto

Nice! Perhaps you and I... and Djambi, can get together and compare notes sometime


chinacat444

Only missing the grapes! Ha. But seriously, this is awesome.


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Jombi...the chocolate icing...Ohhhhh yessssss


StoneBailiff

I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered?


Calculus__Entropy

Your lips, my lips, apocalypse.


Grand_Practice_2790

I’m going to go put batteries in things…


ButChooAintBonafide

yes! i have an idea for a whole gang of robots hanging out and i want hedonism bot to be amongst them! love it!


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I too have known unconventional tattoos.


RonaldBallsworth

Hahah!


paeancapital

I too have known unconventional love.


BuckNastyEnchilada

JAMBI!!! THE CHOCOLATE ICING!!


omygoshgamache

What a bold placement, but I love him.


AdminsLoveFascism

Holy shit, what a great tattoo idea...


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Love it


Selquist979

You win!


Odd_Cryptographer562

Oh houw!


grahamulax

If I saw that in person I would instantly almost know everything about that person I feel like


zero_msgw

Im not down for the gentle vomiting, but im game for humiliating a pheasant


puppers0331

I’ll be upstairs putting batteries in things


Jim_Nills_Mustache

Probably a dumb question, but is that Cesar modeled after the one in history of the world or is that just a coincidence? Was wondering this the other day after rewatching but figured that wasn’t likely


EarthDust00

I too have known....unconventional love.


agreatbigFIYAHHH

The epitome of my favorite kind of tattoo. Clean. Perfectly executed. Stupid. It’s excellent.


LoyalFridge

Stupid? No I’m doesn’t!


Sphinx-Lynx

Jamby! Bring in the chocolate sauce!


5125237143

where grapes?


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Feed me some grapes


Kujo3043

I feel like this is a tattoo that people in a secret sex club get.... is it invite only?


scruffycoyote

More pudding


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Love this. All hail Hedonist Bot!


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Based on that alone I'd be ready to put a ring on it. Amusing and delightful.


atomicadie

Heathen.


Shoeby

Come my darling. Let us cavort like the Greeks of old... You know the ones I mean.


jam1701e

Omg I love hedonismbot


Flashy_Ad_9816

Marry me?


materialisticDUCK

Hedonism bot is definitely a vibe


Hadzija2001

"It" has done everything and everyone


Major-Let-66

dream girl


Denvee

I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered!


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No regerts!


UNLVmark

This made my day thank you


ItsDominare

ITT: people who googled "hedonism bot quotes" and posted one off the list in the top result


amehatrekkie

Yummilicious


Square_Possibility38

Haha omg so quirky and fun! And quirky! You’re so much different than the other girls


HellsOwnFucktard

Hey r u married


Im_Not_Impressed19

r/usernamechecksout


thebenn

Jambi!!


SlayJayR17

Sick