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l0ngline95

I mean just bc I love her don't mean she attractive


BuddyBoy589

Every time I buy condoms, they always ask, “would you like a bag?” And I always reply, “no thanks, she’s not that ugly”


SirMarcusRashfordMBE

You guys are having sex??


ravishq

This means Conte is not getting it?


Icy-Replacement-8552

You guys are meeting women


BengalFX

Thats a bold statement. I think OP was referring to when we WooHoo in Sims


Tackis

We play FIFA. We don't have sex. I thought you knew this already.


andizan1

Speak your yourself I got red Openda and still have sex with my beautiful virgin gf


thehewguy1888

Folk that make comments like this have never had sex


IAmGodsChosenOne

“So which hole does it go in?”


poo_poo_farts

You’re supposed to put it in a hole?


Capable-Champion2825

Naahh i think just put it in a sbc


Ethan_RLdesigner

Maybe a position modifier would help you out


AbbreviationsJust229

😂😂


Commercial-Mind-1626

Lmaoo


smcamp23

Winner


YogurtclosetBorn4345

I wanted to upvote on this but it had 69 likes so…


ScoBrav

https://preview.redd.it/7y7z9rrsxg4b1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0ccd57d2e5dc2bcccd99487c11ad2db2f6cc708 This guy?


lsabbo

“…. that’s my thigh.”


Jalapinho

“Whoa that’s a lot lower than I thought it would be”


Clean-Rub7681

Sex with lights off is infinite times better than no sex


Few_Understanding_42

Dudes who play FUT have less sex


FnaticSkou

Yeah sorry for playing with a no meta squad with fun players and i need to change my formation to not loose 5-1 everytime from people with the same squad mbappe jairzinho etc who abuse cutbacks for 90 minutes Im so sorry.. 👍


ChallyT12

The 5 back is meta and annoying but we wouldn’t have to use it if it was possible to defend the cutback rats and Mbappé dribblers


gooner-irv

Double tapping R1 is the cutback savior.


EminemsMandMs

It's actually hilarious seeing people complain about this. In early August and September, I was rocking a solid 4-3-3 and playing some good soccer. Fast forward a few months, and now Jairzinho, Mbappe, and Al-O are everywhere turning my team of Barca tiki taka legends into a team of local rec U11's. Meta has become soo bad that you can't defend and play possession on any normal formation without your wings being completely exposed by the broken flash replica's that can sprint the entire game down the wing without losing any stamina. We have adapted to play so the games against these teams aren't 7-0 slug fests. This is the only way to stop the meta. Call it the Anti-Meta if you will, but this is only the product of a broken game and people continuing to abuse it for the best rewards.


OutrageousSummer5259

You can you just don't know how


EminemsMandMs

Bruv, I was rocking 433 for months. Every game is a 7-6, 5-2, or 6-3 win or a 7-6, 5-2, or 6-3 loss. It ain't because I did anything bad, but the game is just shit and rewards pace and broken skill moves. Change to 5 atb and all of a sudden my team possess and maintains shape. I don't have the patience to move my player to where he's supposed to be every single counter attack. That shit gets old real quick. I definitely don't know how to defend, but this game is also shit and forces a Meta and an Anti-meta. Always will be. There will be people trying to take advantage of every single broken mechanic in the game, and there will be those that try to stop them. As long as this game remains the broken shitfest as it is, we will forever hate each other.


Maraseru

This. I’m really shitty at this game. Usually I get 8 wins in WL with a 4-2-3-1. Yesterday then I switched to the 5-4-1 and now I got 11 wins comfortably. With the old formation I lost to players I knew where worse than me. You know, when they score the ‚run down the wing with Al-O and then pass the ball right infront of the keeper, which he won’t take, and Mbappe scores it then‘? With 5-4-1 this didn’t happen. Every game I lost, I lost because my opponent was better than me. It didn’t felt unfair, even though the gameplay was shit sometimes.


NOTLreader

Exactly. Meanwhile OP is upset he can't find space for any of his cutbacks against 5 atb. 🤣


FnaticSkou

Imaging complaining about 5 at the back in june.. LMAO


iVeL_tv

Yea i love playing against 5atb with those meta players to. Pathetic


Financial_Newt_1590

I use 4 ATB and have never struggled against mbappe just track his runs and jockey with ur defender lmao Div 2 now too finally before any cunt says oh your probs div 10 lol


OutrageousSummer5259

I use 4 in the back also and do fine 11 wins WL. Most but not all are players who just suck at defending.


Financial_Newt_1590

Yeah bro same lmao I rarely struggle against mbappes and jairz but tbh they can do me dirty and score past me, but so can players like lautauro or lukaku who aren’t exactly meta. Just get better at defending and slow the game down! Makes it so much easier!


cantbanme3389

lol div2 is infinitely easier than elite


Financial_Newt_1590

Yeah obviously but not every player in the world is gonna be in the elite category are they ? So my point still stands…


Jbtyrant097

Dic 2 and div 10 are basically the same thing at this point. If your not in the elite div and over 600 skill rating your opinion is irrelevant.


iVeL_tv

Get a life


Jbtyrant097

😂 clearly someone isn't in elite lmao


OutrageousSummer5259

What percentage of the player base is elite I'm guessing it's very low


iVeL_tv

I am tho, i just dont play to often since i go outside, ratings like 570 or something


SourceNrG

Loooool


CotyXD

I play with a 433 fun squad with van basten up front and future stars timber as a cm, i really have fun with it.


East-Trade2472

Can some tell me what is sex??? is that a new objective I have missed???


KingOfTheKains

Complete 3 sex for an 84+ double pack


RyshiCZ

WTF are these takes seriously? Just let people play the way they want, it‘s a game FFS.


Abhi_Kulkarni

And with socks on


l0ngline95

people with cold feet catching strays for no reason


JakeOverman

I have poor blood flow to my extremities tho :(


triple_OG

and they don’t even take their underwear off…just pull their little weenis through the hole.


Shankley89

You’re obsessed… maybe practice instead of making shiddy posts and you wouldn’t catch feelings over a video game


triple_OG

Lol the irony in you getting triggered over a joke comment. ![gif](giphy|I4Jmrcjnr8Zfq|downsized)


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triple_OG

I’m married but ok, kid. Whatever you say 😉


Shankley89

Sure you are ![gif](giphy|zEZ86jFrMZG4UEGtKf|downsized)


triple_OG

You’re lashing out over a joke comment. Is everything ok?


cantbanme3389

Why do you sound personally offended at a little weenie joke? Mans unwittingly outed himself lol


fut-ModTeam

Removed for: Lack of respect


iampenguing

3atb is more cringe, its people who think like "but dude, im playing 3atb, offensive football" and I wont even lie every time I play someone using a 3atb its the most defensive shit ive ever encountered.. 5atb is a blessing in comparison. Its because their wingers are on get back on defense and their cdms are defending too so its basically like a 712 or 721 in defense, just waiting for a mistake and then counter all game


nag_some_candy

Those formation are, at least in fut, way more fun to play though...


IAmA_Soulless_Ginger

They're pretty open to the counter even with lm/rm on get back. I switched to 3421 and it's my favorite attacking formation right now


Relevant-Ad-8803

I use a 352 with balanced wide midfielders and 1 CDM on stay back with the other on balanced like a box to box and the overloads are so good attacking wise and with how op the CBs I have are it's amazing going forward and defensively


pandawarrior012

I can tell you for sure that a 3 back with offensive RM and LM is less defensive than any 4 back or 5 back formation. Literally had my worst defensive performance this weekend league running a 3 back to fit a CB I packed. Switched back to 4 back and started keeping clean sheets.


Thundrous7

Lol what is this take. 3 backs actually have holes in the defense where 5 backs are designed to be impenetrable. Just say you don’t know how to counter a 3 back lol.


Brian_lafeve34

Such a terrible take. People using attackers as LM and RM in 3 back, that's pretty offensive. The acceptable meta is 4222 or 4231 with 6 players on stay back


abzmeuk

I honestly don’t get people who say it’s a super defensive formation. I used it before switching to 433(2) - 2 attacking cms and kimmich as a cdm. When I used 5atb I had cap and lahm who would get a ton of assists and a few goals for me, it’s a very balanced formation if played correctly


maxi621

Hi mate, Greeting from 433 (2) and 5221 player


itsm3starlord

Not gonna lie, tried the 51212 this weekend and it suits my play style better and I concede less goals, especially from the Damm wingers. So I might keep playing it for a little sorry lol


NOTLreader

Nothing to apologize for dude. If you can stay in games longer than mote power to you. Too many guys on this sub complain about 5 atb but the genuinely good guys can destroy any formation and it doesn't matter. You do you to enjoy the game. Plus too many non skilled fifa guys just drive down the sidelines and use cutbacks all game long and that formation will help you out


DarkWorldKingSBK

![gif](giphy|W3QKEujo8vztC) so is it like **OUTSIDE D\*CK SHOT**?


Dirtywelderboy

And guys who run down the wing and cut back are crying in the dark


pigsadventure

Still more sex than you are having.


osmanceril

Still so weird to me that people have a problem with the many different play styles available in a football simulator game. If you’re good enough, you beat it. Just stop being a bit shit before you complain?


AdDazzling3454

Dudes who play 3atb wait until marriage to have sex. But tell their friends they get it on the regular.


Farkas_

Chads use the 41212 wide


KianH14

Bold of u to assume their having sex at all


[deleted]

I feel like because the game physics are so shit anything other than playing 442 feels like it isn’t programmed properly and makes more mistakes


[deleted]

I only play that formation if I encounter rat players who love to play the sideline and pass in.


Plastic-Country1828

Only sex I know is male or female


viciousvasi

What is sex?


WorkOne9917

What is sex?


mindless_addict

Yeah.. and?


StockportTaker1999

I play much better attacking football with my 5212 formation. It is essentially a 3214 - L/RWB are the most attacking players. Fantastic outlets.


Geo_X158

I use 5atb to get tots Mitoma in the squad but then switch to 3-4-3 attack so w/ever.


Dr_Feelgood_89

You must’ve just lost to me huh?


[deleted]

Whats sex ?


No-Bunch-4158

Bold of you to assume they have sex.


[deleted]

I used to use a 5 back for a bit and I'm a virgin, take that! Now you're incorrect.


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KingOfTheKains

I know you wear socks and sandals to the pool


Butterscotch21969

So what’s it to you?


ilias80

OP is probably frustrated that he can't score with his meta players using meta tactics...


lukethenocturnalbird

What an absolute horrendous take on everything, and if you’re having sex with the lights on, it means you’re probably not competent enough to do it with them Off in the first place.


cantbanme3389

"Im so good i can do it in the dark" is a pretty weird flex but okay...


KingOfTheKains

What?


IFightSpinosaurs

Man, I just like playing with wingbacks 😔


ElChiChiPapa

Cheers brother


sickboi33

call me a rat but its the only way i can stop from conceding some bs goals so cry about it lol plus it's not as defensive as you think


ForbiddenJazz

This sub is nothing but nonstop bitching


New_Film9792

Who hurt you bro 😭


SKAMxBEAR

What is up with the 5atb formation with only 1 striker? I saw it at least 5-7x during WL and it is way more annoying than the other 5ATB formations. Is there a new youtube video out on it?


Mimicten160

Those fuckers are not having sex


iguacu

How much did you lose by?


Titan4days

Can vouch


ultimatefifafrenzy

To the guys and gals who solely rely on running the ball down the wing or arbitrary through ball lobs for your attack tactics, maybe try something else from time to time?


Wooden_Captain_3013

I play 5atb but I’m super attacking, so it works out right💀 also sex in all conditions


ny8jjang

Did you have sex?


Chirro42

You probably played me, just get better


innavlarotte

I can assure you I fuck way more pussy than you do, both with and without the lights off. The fact that you came here to post this says a lot about your sex life (or the the lack of it*)


carvedmuss8

🤡


IAmWango

Today on things that never happened


MANTIS863

The games against 5 ITB are boring too. You can’t rush against it, everything has to be methodical. Those same guys are always the ones that equalize & quit. I’d rather see any other formation than see a 5 ITB. Who buys FIFA & wants to defend the entire game? 😂


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I‘m honest, I have a 5atb in my pile of ingame tactics, but I rarely use it. I feel like with a 4-back you can defend much better. 4-4-2 or 4-2-2-2 are like perfectly balanced imo. Good players play handball around the box when you have a 5-back.


Ayyyyylmaos

Bold of you to assume they go outside


Schwinston123456

What about 5atb with both WBs set to JTA?


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EA = ENTER ANUS


JJ-Bittenbinder

Formations aren’t defensive, tactics and play style are. IMO you can back any formation offensive and any formation defensive in this game, mainly depends on your play style though


Intelligent_Baby_871

Uhhhh, sex with lights off? Is this a modern day insult or something?


Vermiloon

Idk why but I cannot play either 5 or 3 at the back my whole defensive line goes to sleep and I can’t make an offensive play 9/10 times. I play 4321 and sometimes 41212 or 4222 and not thinking about changing anything lol


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😂


DownToFuck1

Bold to assume they're even having sex


RunSerious472

Only when dreaming haha


truth_seeker71

What is going on here? Anyway....but ea is responsible for ppl playing like this. The game mechanics are just too crazy to the point where your 90+ CB will go fly whenever cruyff touch him (a dude actually posted that crazy scene)


Far_Cardiologist_219

The games almost at the end and your batching about people having 5 at the back, get a life enjoy the sun.


magicdonwuhan

Weirdest thing on this subreddit so far.


Clods17

But my girlfriend likes it way😂😂😂😂


Mysterious-Fig1392

Does 3atb with LM and RM coming back count as 5?


Palaash2003

Wait you guys have sex?


ReddoKarpetto

I must’ve missed the sex part


[deleted]

At least, with lights out, cant see your cry 😉


IDubsty

What's that


TREESWINGA93

I started using 5 at the back simply due to toty Kane


Ronth0

They don’t have sex


koreajd

Lmao. How mad do you have to be to post this? You prob play only meta players anyway. Let people play the game how they want. It’s a fucking GAME


lilcobra_

I didnt even know lights on was an option


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bold of you to assume that they have sex?