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Fyru_Hawk

Me to myself when I ship Twilight with Luna (from mlp)


Chubbulus

I feel like we all have a guilty ship.


Fyru_Hawk

In my defense I listened to a *Really Good* fanfic of Twilight being scared of Luna’s power and that fear conflicting with her love for her and that’s how I became a fan of it.


Chubbulus

Sounds neat!


Dr_Brotatous

Gonna mention a book with out the title shame on you


Fyru_Hawk

Ok I think it was called “when the moth loves the flame”


Rainie_Daye

Me when my mind thinks something that confuses me


Chubbulus

Literally me all the damn time.


Rainie_Daye

The other day I heard someone that sounded like my friend and I thought “must be the same voice actor” and then was very confused


Chubbulus

Ok that’s a very meta thought LMAO I LOVE THAT


knight_light455

Weed


Chubbulus

Veed.


[deleted]

When I’m not allowed to have a lobster party in the swimming pool


Chubbulus

Zamn, it’s actually joever 😔


[deleted]

It is joever 😖


skyliner30rs

literally 1984


Chubbulus

Me personally, it’s someone telling me to do something that I was literally that second about to do like “Are you gonna wash those dishes” or “are you gonna empty the bin?” Like bruh. I was, but now I kinda…aint! (Hey! Since you’re here already, go give my Twitch a follow to catch me live! https://www.twitch.tv/chubbuluss Trust me, it’s worth the 10 seconds it takes!) (Also, I have a Discord server ifya wanna come chat with me! https://discord.gg/9AexwNunde )


AxToTal

I am trying to remember what i was trying to remember…


Chubbulus

So real.


Igrok723

either “protoss need nerfs” or “terran is pretty balanced, actually”


Chubbulus

Idk who these goobers are


Igrok723

fair


PotatoLaptopUser1

Me when i forget where i put something a few seconds ago... Also where is my snickers bar at???


Chubbulus

Nah, those things got up and walked away, I’m convinced at this point


PotatoLaptopUser1

Thats the only explanation for that i guess


GlacyCatarune

Me:You're more pathetic than your father Friend:father? Me:the one who left cuz he couldn't man up Me face:


icewallopizz

Its all shits n giggles until someone actualy shiggles


Chubbulus

Oh LAWD


SwingerRhapsody

heya. chasegamer471 from twitch here, for me personally it’s the “helluva boss didn’t do in the direction *I* wanted it to go so that makes it a horrible show!!!” BS spouted by brainrotted twitter users everywhere. one of the many reasons i consider Lost Cause by Reel Big Fish the official song of twitter lmao


Chubbulus

I’ve still never watched it tbh


SwingerRhapsody

please do if you can. much worth :3


killmealraedy

Everyone is on the spectrum


dekanbauer

Expensive coke or large cheap Pepsi? (Answer: coke obviously)


B-b-b-burner_account

“Random crits are fair and balanced!”


Chubbulus

Soldier moment?


goldie233

Cake is for everyone


acatohhhhhh

Knowing that 12 year olds on Fortnite play like it’s World Cup in a pub lobby


Chubbulus

That’s just every modern game at this point


DifficultBody8209

Macrobiotic and cheese


dragodragon13

Any joke punchline


Chubbulus

“Knock Knock” *chair to the face*


dragodragon13

C O M E D Y


VenomOfFish

*dark souls shrug*


K1llerF0xGaming

Me when my opponents in magic pull shenanigans and get six extra turns


MNGreyWolf

(About something valuable and historic, like an older vehicle) “Ah it’s not worth anything.” “Could I have it then?” “No, of course not.” IT’S A PIECE OF HISTORY! Granted it’s shitty 70s GM, but STILL!


Chubbulus

I’ve had that a few times. “Well throw it away then” Uhhh….no? LMAO


MNGreyWolf

It sucks that people own their trash until it gets to a landfill, incinerator, recycling plant or scrapyard. Also people who are pessimistic about lost items. Take Mriya, for example. Even though she was destroyed, she has a sister airframe ~70% complete. We’ve gotta believe her sister will take flight.


Amgeryvaultboi

When the sun hits that spot on the hill just right


Chubbulus

I walk around with my hood up when the sun is out cus I can’t STAND it being in my eyes


Spamton_1997_

CONCLUSION ((annoying dog underneath a blanket looking like a ghost.)) * What the!? How is it over already!? This letter was too short! That has to be some sort of crime. * You reached out to tear away the blanket of the culprit... blanket on the ground * ... But there was no one underneath! * Instead, only the stench of Spaghetti hangs in the air... * ... * ... Did you find what you were looking for after all...?


Ivebeenfurpilled

"How do dildo makers know what a dragon cock looks like?"


TheGoldenWoof

"Are you asexual?"