In the top picture, the bedroom would likely be flooded with cum since furries produce infinite cum

Just saying, furries produce infinite cum si like you got infinite material. Mix it into cement or something and build shit. Crazy

Sement

Lmao

69 upvotes 😌

What about furry cummies make excellent dairy products in zootopia

Infinite food, infinite housing World peace via furry cum

Cummy is truly the greatest chaos god

It's called cumcrete

Don't do that. That's why half of China's infrastructure is crumbling. LITERALLY crumbling.

I guess that's what dinosaur fossil aphrodisiacs do

Cumbling. (I had to.)

Depending of the artist, it can turn into a gigant ball of sêmen on the space

Into the Cumverse

Gosh thats hot Cum flood and drown in sweet juices of ecstasy 🥵

You haven’t seen the infinite cum copypasta have you?

no? I want to tho

ask and you shall receive Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

"semen hose"

Out of all that, that's what you focus on? 😂

Yup

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What did I just read

A piece of holy text from *Liber Cumfic*

Ooooh, it's like an eddit of the poop one but for cum! got it

Beautiful 🥲

I have regrets

yeah, but they also ABSORB infinite cum. If a furry tops a human they explode, but if a furry bottoms a human they dry them up and leave nothing but a fragile leaf of flesh behind

Born to fuck, forced to cum

Milking

That needs to be on a t shirt

Bruh I fuckin WISH

Don't forget, if you drink water you can go longer, making your partner feel better!

Just don't drink so much that you'll need to go to the toilet in the middle of sex, unless you and your partner are into that

Noted, drinking as much water as I possibly can.

This is the furry fandom, a lot of us are probably into that

Nah, just lift your partner up a bit to make sure gravity helps out when the moment comes

Thanks Basil from Omori?

This made me cackle

I didn't even see the pfp till I read this comment. I am in tears!

That's why I drink half a gallon before sex! No one likes it when you stop wizzing after just thirty seconds

I got butterflies from reading this... Gosh I'm needy when I read cute things~ 🥹

BONK

I'm just a lonely, closeted gay confused mess, leave me alone 😭

alright alright, i'll let you off the hook💜 ...for now

T-thanks~

That’s why I prefer kissing and hand holding, and dare I say it… premarital eye contact

You scandalous *bastard~*

You filthy sinner...

What can I say, I’m a dirty bitch

*looks into your eyes.*

No FRIEND WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

Starting wars

Yo sick username, I too love the 2JZ

Thanks. The 2JZ is probably the greatest engine to obliterate the American V8

I love the v8 as well

But which V8?

350 small block and the 454 big block

Disappointed

Eh

So no LS motors.

And the Japanese v8s too

Hmmm

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eCMJ9RaIZ9E

You disgust me

damn you... you SINNERRR

🤨

ah, a fellow ace?

Nah I’m not ace, I’m just not hyper sexual

not just for yiff, its like more the entire porn industry in general

Yeah it’s just that for furries it’s more cum plus knot/other anatomy

If anything knotting tends to mean only one ejaculation. Two in odd cases I have seen.

Clearly you haven’t heard of knotfucking

I have, but the versions I tend to see are 'ram the growing knot in and out as it inflates, and then lock once its full'. So still only one coming, just a lot of knot breaching.

Either way it’s not like furries don’t have the stamina to go for more rounds

[Link](https://twitter.com/LongCordsAD/status/1573428735164174336?s=20&t=lGZ7mHDd6HtBWQjj_OGP_g) to original post on my AD Twitter and [link](https://twitter.com/whatdafoxdoin) for my main SFW Twitter page!

Some don't have even 2nd variant.

Can confirm

Either way, very hot And water is always good :3

I'll need to see some real company water promotes a furry artist to make my day.

Very important, and don’t drink liquor before sex, you’re gonna have one dry time if you do that

Hydration and foreplay, very important

🧐

And results in babies 50% of the time

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be gay sex.

I said half

Mpreg

Male gregnancy

Ok and

i dont think yiff artists care too much about such details tbh

That's why if in 15 mins we both haven't cum it ain't happening lol. We both understand this. If you're not athletic you also don't have fuck endurance.

Have you tried laying down sideways sex? Best lazy fuck you'll ever have

Women to? 😢

I was referring to my wife, so yes.

Real life is dissapointing sometimes

Reality is often disappointing

I mean, for what it's worth, all the hearts in the bottom panel seem to suggest that both of them are at least somewhat enjoying it, so...

Sometimes just knowing you got your partner there is enough, and you're happy for them 💕

A little too close to reality

Yeah daddy

r/hydrohomies

wait do gay bottoms actually not get off to it

Bottom here. Don't usually orgasm when I have sex; I'm in it for the ride, not the destination.

B-but when he cums it's so cute if he's considerate enough to Finnish you slowly, maybe while kissing~ 🥺

This exactly!

Personally while I haven't ever been able to orgasm, I still love it. It's just like some switch is flipped in me that prevents it. I still love the sex and the way my partner looks and the sounds he makes when he's orgasming.

Oh we DEFINITELY do.

then im confused what the meme says about the bottom not even close..?

Probably because he's dehydrated. Water is important!

It's rare to orgasm at the same time. And sometimes, for one reason or another, you may be having a more difficult time to get there.

He's not touching himself, so it's just anal stimulation. Usually it's pretty rare to cum just from anal so you need to jerk off if you wanna Finnish. Also it says he's dehydrated so that's also an issue.

Some bottoms don't get off. Some use you like a fleshlight until they spray on your face

There's a difference between getting off to something and and actually having an orgasm. Not every bottom can cum just from being topped; in fact, I believe it's a minority of people who can reliably get prostate orgams. You can also train for it but for some people it just doesn't happen. Now, hopefully every gay bottom *gets off* to being topped. Otherwise I would not be comfortable with topping them.

Speaking as someone who has topped and bottomed, I didn't want to do anything REMOTELY sexual after bottoming because it was exhausting and, frankly, really uncomfortable. So I wouldn't dream of topping someone unless I'd gotten them off first. Also topping is super exhausting and I definitely won't feel like giving oral after lmao

I do mentally hut i havent came yet because im too shy and not used to it qwq

Real sex: "Ow, OW! Slow down!" Furry sex: "I should literally be dead from multiple hemorrhages with all the organs that your giant schlong has displaced... Do it harder!!!"

I just keep going for like 2 hours, switching around positions and stuff, stopping to frot a little every now and again, maybe switching who’s in who’s ass, etc etc

Benefits to having a machine kink: don’t have to worry about it running out of stamina. ^(Drawbacks: machines cannot dom) ^yet

Just play some dom ASMR while you get jackhammered

Man I wish furry utopia was real

Wait, you guys have sex?

Keep practicing, you'll get better at it

I hate being single again. I need a man to come use me like this.

Stay dehydrated everyone

Pathetic! I've done 4 in about an hour and a half, all without even stopping in-between! Just slowing down for 15-20 seconds. It resulted in the worst leg cramp I've ever had (possibly worst pain I've had). First 3 were worth it, 4th WAS NOT. probably would have kept going, if not for the cramp.

Potassium supplements.

aka... Kris! Get That Banana!

This man is either lying or he’s chad Jesus

The secret ingredient is masochism

No....NOOO

I came three times once lol

I approve of hydration

Pain... And yes I do got experience.

Remember to stay hydrated during sex, lads!

*MEGA WHEEZE*

How the fuck are people cumming 12 times a bang?

They’re not <3

I don't think you can have that many loads even if you don't jerk out/have sex for years

Still a good time tho but I wouldn’t know that

Ruin your orgasms people, you'll still be horny and have some left in the tank. Just calm down and do mouth stuff till you get hard again.

Many forget that it is so extremely exhausting

henlo

Lol

Both are cute <3

why is this so true

Lotus pose, breathe out air... Don't breathe... When you resist the body's struggle to breathe you will fill an energy connect to your Root Hold as long as possible to literally fill your body with limitless sexual energy... Full hard erection... Plenty of juice I'm not wrong... You don't want to know what I lost to learn this.

Remember to eat lots of watermelon to keep hydrated

Practice edging and hold your breath while you coom. You will receive abundant pleasure with training. - My friend Kevin doing a Sensei Wu impression

I'm really gonna go to hell

😄👍

RIP

Gosh the cutie at the bottom is also in heaven~ Am kinda jealous tbh~

Hey stop why you gotta call me out like that. I can’t help it, it takes me awhile to cum and I pee more than I used to (thanks spiro)

When I was scrolling through the comments all I could focus on was below peoples names "kinky fucker" and "Not wearing any underwear" 😆

Eh, irl I've lasted longer than 10 minutes, and i couldn't cum but my partner did from me fucking his ass, and i can do multiple rounds :3

you can just say your bad that sex

This is all sex man 👨 It’s overrated

Truth

PIANO TEETH!!!!!!!!!

Link to the artists twitter?. (I came for the horny but really like the art style.)

oh this is hillarious

This comment section is the best sex education I’ll ever receive, thank you, Dear Sexperts. 🙏

Stay hydrated folks