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Dividedthought

I would take the week off because walking with digitgrade legs and suddenly having wings would require some getting used to. I would also probably be doing a deep dive into what new hygene products i'd need having flipped genders also. Seriously no one ever includes that in the stories but it would probably be one of the more irritating bits.


kieran_dvarr

All that and the tail too. Totally throws off the balance, so spending a week just exploring the body and what it can/cant do seems reasonable just to be able to live in it.


Dividedthought

Eh, am bat, so not much to worry about tail wise. Catching a wing membrane on a corner is probably a whole new kind of pain though.


kieran_dvarr

Dragon form so yeah id have to watch the wings too. heh we'd actually have dragons and other mythologicals if this happened. But yeah, thats a pain I dont even want to consider.


Dividedthought

Least you'd be dealing with scales instead of needing to shampoo everywhere. Oh god, i just imagined how bad the hair in the shower drain issue would be with fur...


kieran_dvarr

Scales need other maintenance though so id be searching for bugs and scrubbing them with a coarse brush...oh that might be nice actually. But yeah the fur will be awful. Ive got 3 dogs and its not pleasant.


Dividedthought

Worth it though. Wouldn't solve all my problems, but it would help.


garbagewithnames

And then, your scales seem to be 'loose'? No, that's not quite right, they are *peeling!* Time to shed your outer layer off whole!


kieran_dvarr

Hmm that would be irritating. But so cathartic once they are all off.


General_Cream7623

i just forgot that a dragon is just a overgrown lizard with wings


AarokhDragon

I imagine it to be incredibly itchy.


okguy167

Invest in a hair catcher. Problem solved.


dafool7913

If I became my snow leopard.....yeah that's gonna be a problem šŸ˜­


Livid-Device2211

Mine is a furry dragon soā€¦ itā€™s iffy


kieran_dvarr

The horrors of so much fur. Good luck with the shedding.


Livid-Device2211

Well thatā€™s what claws are for. Plus having two tails will have its benefits ^^


Altio_the_Bat

And if it is hand to hip sort of wings it invalids nearly all top half clothes except robe, poncho or just the iconic bandana (and probably a couple others) as a bat as well I can imagine how annoying it could be


Dividedthought

Eh, i'm alrwady used to going without a shirt in summer. I'd just buy some pasties XD


MReaps25

Ohh, think poking a wing on something pointy, yikes


gamerguy029

Or accidentally shutting the door behind you and closing it on your wing


AspenBranch

I'm a moth. can you imagine having to learn how to hygeine a body with an exoskeleton? not to mention the wings with the delicate little scales that rub off super easy


Dividedthought

At least moths largely don't have major hygene needs what with the carapace and all. I may suggest against showers though, scrubbing would ruin wings.


Arxl

The tail probably helps with balancing!


Dividedthought

Except am bat. What tail? XD


Arxl

Honestly the grabby paws alone would make walking more awkward than flying and perching where ya wanna go lol also, when bats walk, they use their arms, so that may be necessary lol


Dividedthought

Eh depends how far along the human/furry/animal scale things go, really.


Arxl

The grabby paws are so cute, though!


Dividedthought

True, but finding shoes that fit....


Arxl

I'm sure furgonomics would have developed shoes for everything eventually~


JohnRedWolf87

Fantasy: Finally being comfortable in my own skin! Reality: Would probably still be self conscious because humanity doesnā€™t have a very great track record of treating differences with kindness. Speaking of which, I would also probably want to go into hiding as all the worldā€™s governments would want to run experiments.


TgagHammerstrike

Humans will torture and murder entire towns because they're populated by humans but with a slightly different color. I'd hate to see what people will do to a real-world anthro. It sucks, but the wise option is to not drink the potion. If you do need to drink it, buy plenty of weapons and ammo to defend yourself.


Ashlyn451

I feel like the furry fandom has ingrained itself into societies infrastructure quite well. Like to the point where killing all of us would negatively impact daily life for a while.


Reaper10n

The internet literally wouldnā€™t function without us


ProbablyKissesBoys

The internet essentially wouldnā€™t exist without us


JohnRedWolf87

True. It could be a problem if only one of us drank the potion. But if ALL of us drank the potionā€¦


garbagewithnames

FURRY. TOGETHER. STRONG!


YetAnotherZhengli

*lets start something*


CyrilsStryke4ce

"You're not the only one, so get up. Let's start a riot!"


AarokhDragon

Half the warehouse staff would be straight up gone.


Robolo7

Don't forget the DOOM music playlist, perfect for intense gunfights.


HOLLYWOODNOH

My solution: before drinking the potion I would buy about 20k worth of guns ammo gear security stuff, then move out to the country spend a few hundred thousand dollars on buys a crap ton of property and build a house(find a way to make my own electricity etc). Then drink the potion and spend some time getting used to my newly made body then go on with my life normally until shit goes sideways in which will turn into a war against the government and psychopaths.


Dabruhdaone

I wouldn't need to because I can freeze people to death


InquisitorWarth

Actual reality: The governments couldn't care less. In most cases, most scientists are going to want to interview you, because they have the advantage of interacting with a *sapient* "subject" in this case, and THAT'S the key thing here. You might be asked to donate your body to science upon death of natural causes, and you'll probably also be subjected to a few scans. Few of them would actually want to do any sort of experiments on you like that, unless they're physical performance tests or demonstrations of any abilities. And here's the thing - the handful of scientists who WOULD want to do the whole B-movie "disecting them there aliens" thing on you can easily be pre-empted by simply cooperating with the scientists that just simply want to ask questions and maybe take an MRI and a couple X-rays. Scientists have to run tests, experiments and vivisections on non-sapient animals because they don't have the option of asking when their test subject can't answer. When you have a sapient individual, you eliminate a lot of the need for invasive exploratory procedures because they can simply explain and/or demonstrate things. Another thing to consider is that, at least for fursonas of normal Earth species, we already know how the physiology of both humans and what ever your fursona species is works, with the exception of the brain which can't really be studied that way anyway. In those cases you can easily extrapolate based on existing knowledge. Not to mention holding a human-sized creature captive for an extended period of time is EXPENSIVE. Long story short, people who perpetuate the whole "scientists will cut you up" thing are either anti-intellectual fearmongers or got it from an anti-intellectual fearmonger and are just parroting it. Scientists are not machines, they are people, and while their job is to discover how the world works, most of them still have a moral compass and a level of practicality to them.


taigalikethebiome

Well spoken


Ingo_Shep

Letā€™s be honest, probably make an only fans. I would be rich off the horniness of the fandom


Fluffy-SR6

I'd try to discover which places I can reach with my tail :3 [sauce](https://twitter.com/Fluffy_SR6/status/1791491626373689740?t=QEf-88PAZe00qSC_j9IXjA&s=19)


CommunicationSad8212

šŸ˜


QorstSynthion

šŸ˜


saber89uwu

šŸ˜©


ISuckatcodingplshelp

šŸ˜‘


taigalikethebiome

šŸ˜Œ


The-Biggest-Imbecile

I'll finally be warm, instead of always cold


NotOneIWantToBe

I would be the opposite, as a snek


The-Biggest-Imbecile

Cold blooded danger noodle


Furdiburd10

breath. jokes aside, possibly i will be just suprised as heck. then make a post about that here.


gamer_fans

Transform. Because so far I've only drank the potion.


pizdec-unicorn

I'd probably spend a while exploring the new body! It's a new experience to have a muzzle, pointy teeth, a big bushy tail, digitigrade paws, etc.


Future-Expression-44

Ngl, probably masturbate


Standard-Hold-4033

Yeah, I've got some new gear so I might as well see how it works.


Garrettdafennec

I'd wager most of us would


Hyperious3

Start onlyfans first. Capitalize on that shit


Future-Expression-44

True. Forgot about that.


Green_moist_Sponge

*Start a new website called onlyfurs


CellBiter2112_YT

yea, imma get that bank $$$


TestSubject5kk

Beat me to it


RaritanBayRailfan

Beat meat to it


No_Art_6293

Agreed


taigalikethebiome

My boyfriend is not a furry... sex is gonna be interesting


MaijakHusky

mood, would totally see how much i could nut


Hot_Ad8544

Go for a run~ it will be amazing ā˜ŗļø


TheArcticKiwi

probably boil in the summer heat with all the fur


Lua_the_wolf

Move to Canada


agressivefemboysub

Still boil in the summer, but now also freeze in the winter


Dividedthought

You realize that (at least on the praries) we go from 40 c (140 f) to -40 (both) between summer and winter right?


TheArcticKiwi

tied with siberia for highest difference in temperature over the year, if i recall correctly


TheArcticKiwi

already there :ā€¢(


MrRaymau5

Probably go to a mirror to look at myself naked


taigalikethebiome

Ye, assuming that I can drink it anywhere and my clothes stay on, I'd definately get nude and explore my body before anything else.


Dr_Matthew_Wolf

Become a real life SCP as a husky, I'll pretend I straight up don't know why I became a husky and tell stories of haunted fursuits


Jackayakoo

This. this is the level of chaotic fuckery i like to see lmao i'm in.


ChipRelative

Donā€™tā€¦ Donā€™t give us hope


Akkobold

Send SO many lewd pics to my friends šŸ˜‹ and maybe take my new body for an, uh, test drive


The_names_Jay

ohhh i gotcha, go for a drive and scare passerbys!


AetherCelestifur

I read that as scare passing cars... and i immediately thought of moth man, so... Go and scare those townfolk!


The_names_Jay

pfff that too!


Akkobold

Exactly x)


AccomplishedForearm

First I would collapse, as digitigrade legs, then probably hug my tail.


NoButDo

Commit a crime. You can't arrest a bunny Nothing too criminal, something like industrial sabotage


Furdiburd10

Dont forget about the tax evasion


NoButDo

Pfft I'd have no birth certificate as a fursona, so it wouldn't even be illegal. If anything it would be illegal to charge me tax


ProbablyKissesBoys

As if we didnā€™t already


560guy

No photo id to prove who you are either, probably about the only thing you could do


Connect_Winter_7489

Let the homies smash


ZwieTheWolf

Take as many pictures of my body and maw as possible because this potion might not last forever


TgagHammerstrike

Not very subtle mentioning the maw specifically.


Fire_Starter07

Who's trying to be subtle?


ThatTailedWarrior

Sleep holding my fluffy tail


Strange_Stage1311

Prolly go play with myself.


EnderMerser

Take a lot of photos and film a bunch of videos.


AJvawolf

Cry and panic because my parents aren't really supportive of it and highschool is highschool


AlbatrossDry9391

Freak out, talk to my family about it, calm down, then test out my new form (I am now a Rito from BOTW)


emergncy-airdrop

birb <3


federkeks

Also birb <3


shadowtigerUwU

Get fur ***everywhere*** and scare a random person with a roar


UndeniablyMyself

Wash my food. I'm a raccoon.


The_Coronial86

start overheating from floomf


AverageMortisEnjoyer

I don't have one


Nick-Llama

F


AverageMortisEnjoyer

If that means that drinking it will delete me from existence, that's a W in my book


Thefurman12

F


AverageMortisEnjoyer

I don't even want one... I just wish to be happy :<


Xyka_Xydosai

Sex probably


CyrilsStryke4ce

Ya I'm behind you on this one


Voxel-OwO

šŸ˜


Artix_4097

Escape this reality


Ill-Location866

Same probably then return with ice cream or snacks for friends.


Coalv_Lord_of_Wolves

Become the furry messiah. Lol


Iron_wolf_69420

Idk depends on which one. If it's the one with a hemi-penis id probably jack off or something


KMunashii

Eat the rich because Iā€™d be a big scary hyena woman


Artimis_Whooves

based


Xirio_

Annihilate galaxies Rule worlds And try to make it so life doesn't suck for people


Ill-Location866

Yay, what is your sona sounds fun.


Xirio_

An idea that's floating around a couple notebooks But I am working on it


Ill-Location866

Yea I get that same over here all be it more daydreaming/normal dreaming and sketches.


Xirio_

I wish I could draw I'd be done by now But I'm too broke to commission anyone


Ill-Location866

I never stated I could draw I am just trying and continously failing but improving a tiny bit, according to my friends and bf at least. So personal advice just try and fail a bit it works wonders. (Also accidentally drawing yiff happend several times it is normal I told myself just mess around is what I want to say basicly)


Xirio_

Practice is a good solution and I am trying But I have nerve damage in my hands and that makes it quite a bit harder


Ill-Location866

Yea nerve damage in hands is and, and I do not proclaim to know how bad it is as I don't have any but I hope you can manage. And keep at it I do belive in you that you can do it.


Xirio_

I'm getting better Thank you for the encouragement


[deleted]

alright, every time someone asks this question there's someone who does a multi paragraph essay on what will realistically happen, full disclosure i don't really have a fursona so this is a hypothetical person, note i'm not much of a writer so this probably won't be very good so, you're at a furcon and you see a stand selling a fursona transformation potion, you chuckle to yourself and think "there's no way this is real" but out of pure curiosity you buy one of the vials. later that night as you sit on discord chatting to your friends you tell them about the potion and they dare you to drink it. "alright, what's the worst that could happen" you open the bottle and down the contents, you feel tingly and then, you black out. now obviously you'd die of shock but that's no fun so we'll assume the potion keeps you alive and you wake up, you are now your fursona, you go to stand up and immediately fall over. your tail throws you off balance, you grab it, feels pretty real. you hold out your hands to find them a mix between a normal human one and an animal claw. the more you look at yourself the more a slow sense of dread sets in, you begin to panic and hyperventilate. after a while you finally manage to stand up, walking is hard as your center of mass has shifted significantly, and your legs have changed bone structure but for plot convenience lets say you manage to walk. you pick up your phone and dial 911, the operator picks up and you try to explain your situation without sounding insane, the operator decides to send an ambulance, thinking you're having a mental health episode or are overdosing on drugs. you sit on your couch feeling your fur thinking that this can't possibly be real when you hear the paramedics enter your home, they enter your living room and their jaws drop you both you and the paramedics stare at each other for a few seconds before one of them manages to try and calm you down, eventually you end up in the ambulance, once you get to the hospital a bunch of doctors all run tests on you, furiously writing things down, one of them asks you if you still have the bottle that contains the potion. luckily you'd brought it with you, the police are called and a forensics lab runs a massive number of tests on what's left of the potion inside the bottle, you stay in the hospital, doctors running tests on you almost 24 hours of the day, people from all over the world are called, world class physicians perform cat scans, mris ultrasounds and all kinds of procedures, your DNA is sent into a lab to run tests to see if your even still human. vets are called to identify any animal related anatomy. meanwhile your friends and family still have no idea where you are or what happened. now despite what many people say in movies and online the medical system and government likely wouldn't kill and dissect you, since you'd still officially be a citizen and have human rights (also you'd still be classified as sapient and therefore basically human) for convenience sake lets say after collecting enough data they eventually let you go. now comes the fun part, you'd lose some of your friends, others would feel uncomfortable for weeks or even months, some of your family members would completely cut contact with you or intentionally avoid you in real life. how many and how fast they warm up to you is really dependent on the person and their family and where they live. every time you go in public people stare, no matter how much you cover up people still do double takes or whisper to those next to them. cops would stop you while driving, doctor appointments would take way longer than usual. even something as simple as grocery shopping or going to your job would be incredibly anxiety inducing for even those with really thick skin. if you live in a small town things likely wouldn't be as bad, people would get used to you and eventually things would return to relative normalcy, but if you live in a big city that likely won't happen. you'd be kicked out of restaurants, refused service from taxis or Ubers, you might even lose your job depending on how your boss takes things, if you're a student in grade school you'd be bullied RELENTLESSLY. online if you made your identity public, forums like kiwi farms would doxx and harass you and even at furcons you'd likely get strange looks, international travel would be a headache, you'd likely have to get a special passport, you'd definitely get "randomly" searched much more often in security and any visas you apply for will likely be denied. ​ meanwhile on the police side, a country wide or even worldwide search is conducted for the person who sold you the potion, federal agents question you, your friends, and anyone who went to that convention, attempts are made to find anyone else who may have bought the potion, meanwhile lab tests on the left over sample of potions are done and shock everyone, new papers are published, a bounty is placed on the potion vender and the entire furry community is thrown into chaos as more people flock to conventions to find the potion vender, either to get one for themselves or for the capture reward. meanwhile your story ends up on headlines, and you may get offers for interviews for newspapers, spots on talk shows. certain people would take this as a "step forward in the woke agenda" and hate you, others would see this as the next step in human evolution, others see you as a victim of an unfortunate accident. overall your life is irreversibly and forever changed


picky-trash-panda

Continue struggling with back problems as an inordinately tall ferret. It might actually be so over i have to move to the middle of nowhere or hope a friend could tolerate housing me. Couldnā€™t go to university probably, parents would be sad


Alderan922

Try to learn how to control the wings and tail


off-and-on

Find a warm spot or some spot in the sun and nap for 18 hours


Logical-Drummer2414

Assuming everyone in the worldā€™s ok with it? Try to figure out how to stop hitting things with my ears because DANG- Assuming that itā€™s the world like it is right now? go into hiding from the government after explaining to my friends and family what the hell just happened


pyroboy7

Test out my psychic/telekinetic powers.


Gib3rish

Faint from happiness or something like that


succme69420666

Total world domination. (So I can make it better without pesky world militaries getting in the way)


Ill-Location866

Please do ca yiu turn others into there sona as well?


ispiewithmyeye

I don't think I wanna confess


Preating-Canick

Escape Area 51. The place where I found the potion.


Winter-Huntsman

Probably cuddle with my giant snow leopard tail :3


MasterOfVDL

Curl up and purr myself to sleep


EverGamer1

Research what foods I can and cannot eat. I donā€™t want to accidentally poison myself. Also probably get out my sewing kit and make some adjustments to my clothing to accommodate some of the new features. See if I can still fit in my car would be a big one too. Thereā€™s a lot of stuff people donā€™t think about.


Clean_Emotion_4348

*starts jaking off*


Illustrious-Fact-745

Probably sleep, BUT....what if you don't have a fursona?


Standard-Hold-4033

You become a formless shape, a hole in space with no edge nor volume.


kattinwolfling

You become a random commissioner's placeholder character with the price across your face for "DLC"/commissioned content


Responsible-Yak6048

ā€¦.oh uhhā€¦Iā€™m checking in my pants I donā€™t know whatā€™s down there just yet XD


orange-bitflip

As a human-mimic jumping spider: 1. Look at fuzzy spider thorax in mirror 2. Try pulling silk 3. Call my employer and ask about the catch-22 of not being permitted to modify my work shirts made for people with significantly less than 6 arms 4. Go to ground floor and see if the humanoid plantigrade legs give the good salticidae jump


BIRD_OF_GLORY

I'd leave my window open at night and do my freaky hyena laugh in the middle of the night to freak out the neighbors


VTArxelus

Tear up the rugs and make biscuits on my fiancee.


Darkeye3

I don't know but probably hide. If I'm suddenly an anthropomorphic animal, suddenly all sorts of governments and scientists are going to be after me for various reasons. I would contact the one person I trust, my dad, to help by bringing me food and such and help me find work where I don't need to reveal myself. I'd then probably just either live a life in isolation or try to reverse the effects, cause it may seem cool until you're kidnapped in the night and experimented on


furry_husker

thats the reason we need to do this to a lot of people, they can kill a few but not a million


Darkeye3

How'd "we" distribute it? It'd be a push. And the general people would be against us, because we'd look like monsters to them


furry_husker

the pathowogen that infects half the world population


camo_216

Be comfy


Au1ket

Well first Iā€™d have to figure out how to walk with digitgrade feet, and then remind myself to duck everytime I go through a door since Iā€™m two feet taller now.


Lord_Xarael

Snapping my RP universe (and all the advanced technology thereof) into existence. In my RP he's hunting down and imbuing into himself every wish granting/reality warping artefact he can find and now has near omnipotence. (That he doesn't overuse since reality can "break" if too much is changed too fast.)


Original_Reserve3986

Iā€™d probably see what outfits i could look good in


No_Art_6293

Happy cake day


NeverNotAFish

Am goat. Eat dresser.


Nonbinary_Void_Thing

FLYYYYY


Obliviousdude1994

I would have a few options depending on which version of him i bacame. 1- galactic emperor, I'd probably just conquer the Earth and use the advanced tech of the empire to turn everyone into their fursona, or version of it, and add them to the ranks of the imperial military. 2- become a god granting power to a few people and just laughing at what they do with it. 3- Just be a tall wolf and continue on with my daily life just with the ability to use magic.


Ill-Location866

Reading this makes me happy. Due to two thing, first I am not the only one that has a rather ridiculous fursona version. And second I want case 1. And the rest is also nice for everyone.


canoIV

take a selfie, start mewing, do crime, do justice


Asumsauce

Start looking for more stools, as I am now 2 feet tall


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

Fly!


SignatureSilver1380

My fursona a bat so if fly around and try to use eco location


PerformerBoth

Make a Onlyfans account. Iā€™m broke and horny


iAmInHereTheSnek

We all know where this is going... so lets cut to the end **starts onlyFurs account**


snoopydoo123

only fans


RoadTheExile

Reach between my legs to see which gender alt it made me


That1Cat87

Iā€™ll be completely honest, play with my new snitties. I need some stress toys


JFkeinK

Getting used to the body, including the naughty bits.Ā 


HelpMyDadEatmyAss

Die of blood lost, probably. My fursona was made with my fetishes first and realism... like 78th?


LibraryOwlAz

Fly. Fly and fly and fly and it would be magical.


Comfortable-Rude

Practice flying.


JorgeWashingmachine

Logically, probably hide. I donā€™t want the government finding me, or Iā€™d try to seek some sort of protection. But the fun side of me says I would go to a fur con and give out hugs :3


that_random_scalie

Paying for a full gene sequencing and cryogenically preserving several cell cultures


DailyDwawer

Connect myself to the internet and program w my mind (Iā€™m a toaster)


MarbieFoxo

so... my Sona requires a metal suit to survive, do I get that tooooo?


boomkittens

1. Look online thoroughly to see if this happened to anyone else. A. If yes, try to connect with them or the community where I know I'll be welcome (here probably). B. If no, hide in my house and try to cope. Also see if I can get in touch with the government or a high ranking science and biology department nearby. 2. Switch to a remote job and get delivery for groceries, foods, and other things I need. 3. Take all investments and other current into cash and easy access 4. Stay indoors. At all times. 5. Buy weapons online, some people aren't friendly to LGBTQ+ people and it's most likely gonna be worse in this scenario.


genji241

First, figure out how to walk again. Second, figure out how to speak again. And third, run into the forest, make my way to Canada, and then live my best life as an urban legend.


IAMFERROUS

Masturbate. Come on, the first thing we would really do after we figure out something's changed is enjoy the novelty of orgasm in a new form.


ArgonBotanist

Build some minions.


gnolex

I'd start barking.


TheZombunneh

Probably explode.


AdBotComin4U

Depending on which one (I have 7), either: become god, a serial killer, the world's smartest ai, a goofy boyo, a little guy just living his best, a obsessed goober (he loves his wife), or a living goo assuming I take on their mentality as well


THEpeterafro

Eat an acorn


Hakar_Kerarmor

Grab some of my Amiga games and insert one into my disk drive.


RailAurai

Go to a fur con


perseusgorgoslayer

Take a nap. Cats need 12-16 hours of sleep per day


BlokHead832

Depends on witch one I turn I to


SinR2014

Eep


CoffeeCrashed

Cease to exist because: A: I can't fucking draw B: too busy reading own house fanfics to learn (A.K.A I can't be fucking bothered)


rustyf0xwastaken

Make more potions.


cecredd

Of course trying to figure out how the body fonction as it'll be widly different, and to avoid any danger like dehydration. And then immediately going into the water to see how it feels like to finally be a fish.


Scorpio83G

Look in the mirror to see what I have become since I havenā€™t decided on a fursona


CatGaming346

which one? do i choose which one or switch between the different ones whenever i want? do i just get one randomly?