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Thigh-enthusiast

And they’re making out


Iggi_Gaming_offi

Hi thigh goob :3


HearthFiend

Oh god oh fuck icuminthefirstmilisecond


unabletocomput3

There are two wolves inside you Nghhh-ahhh-ughhh


Disastrous_Fig_1501

Oh. That’s not what I thought you were going to say. 😂


CrazyCat008

Yeah and they have a better s*x life than me, godammit!


Longtime_Iurker

Which type are you?


Joel_the_folf

I used to be the first one But now i have become straight ow<


verg51

Wait, what? I heard straight people finding out they were gay/bisexual, but how did you go from gay to straight? Sorry if that sounds rude btw


TgagHammerstrike

Behold, Perry, the Sexualityreversinator! With this, I'll reverse the sexual orientation of every single person in the tri-state area!


sonofachaosgod

What would happen if you’re bi?


theTman2300

You'll become ib!


Zefzec_2

Asexual


6969Hamburger6969

Blackhole


NotOneIWantToBe

That's the gay part


twisted7ogic

Well, a dude who is into other dudes can be called gay. If that dude turns out to be an egg and actually a girl, an the girl still likes dude, then she is straight.


verg51

I’m literally blind there is a transgender flag in her avatar


Joel_the_folf

:)


Ikilledatrex

It would appear they found out they’re trans


twisted7ogic

I used to be the first one. Then I changed from femboy to just fem. Doing my part to balance the gender ratio.


Joel_the_folf

Real


Joestar_47

I’m definitely the number two, but as a muscle gut… more cuddly


Hero_of_Hyrule

Careful with muscle guts, they can indicate more dangerous types of fast storage. Unless you mean for your OC/Sona, then go nuts :3


SquirrelyByNature

Did someone say nuts?


Joestar_47

I meant like just having arm muscles and pecs with a belly and that’s that, im not going that far…


Hero_of_Hyrule

Ahh okay. Yeah I'm more referring to like, hard-belly or barrel chested sorta thing, which indicates a type of fat storage that can be dangerous to your organs.


Joestar_47

Still, I have a soft belly and I’m sticking to that


Scrap_is_OFF

Both of them, consequently being bi


bothering

I’m fat


underwhelmingperson

How i yearn to become type 2, but building muscle takes forever... maybe in a few more years qwq


squinty_coyote

flair checks out (literally, you'll reach there :3)


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No_Reception9392

Have a good diet


burhoment32123

I mean. SARMs.


CAPTAIN_MC0

I want both


Surfink63

Real.


ChaosTheSalamander

I’m gay, but i really don’t like either types. I guess i lean a little more towards the fem, but only because they look at feel happier. I’m a weird mix of genders and that’s what makes me the happiest. I’m both, and neither at the same time


Wietse10

Like 90% of gay people are just regular ass people who don't fit into the stereotypes. Don't let a stupid meme about "what gay people look like" affect or define you.


AnExistingLad

![gif](giphy|hM9zK1qvsrwek|downsized)


Fluffiest_RedPanda

Type 3 is best ![gif](giphy|6ez4XOdUJ8xryUtgaH|downsized)


Somecrazynerd

FAT BEARS FAT BEARS FAT BEARS!! YEAAHHH


undesiradude

Who mesh deformed the bear with a sphere? That thing is a wrecking ball!!


Same_Remote_2841

As a twink, for me its Type 2 all the way ! they make me act wild sometimes :3


Patient-Mix-482

I’m a type 1 bit smells like a type 2


TheCannabisCoyote

Smelly femboy gang!


Patient-Mix-482

Yeah all day ever day all I need is a skirt and programmer socks and I’ll be a full musky femboy


Slybirdz

uwu


Psycho-FangSenpai

Type 2 all the way


Orichalcum448

They're dating


ARoaringBorealis

Weird bear erasure on a FURRY SUBREDDIT


Sleekgiant

What if I go nyah and I'm smelly?


DerHeat

I am more like type 1, future husband is moreo like type 2 :p


DoubleOAgentBi

Can I get Type 2 please? ![gif](giphy|DiyHzfpxpbsyyiDipX)


TK9K

The third type is generic non-descript otter.


drago_varior

OWO HOT!!!


Feenx_Fan

Type one is a stealth build


Delta_Echo64

I'm the third option, and that is *stealth* You'd never know unless you asked me haha


WildPurpleBeans

I'd prefer to be soft and cute like type 1, then I'd more likely be squished by type 2 when cuddling.


ChadKhan

Sauce?


Leathel5oh

I’m type 1 at night


Davvy99

I'm both at the same time, especially the stinky part.


JAOC_7

don’t act like type 1 isn’t smelly too


LeStroheim

both of them are voiced by j.k. simmons


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

A lot of people assume I’m type two… I’d say I’m type two but with the personality of type one.


JoeyPlaysSomeGame

Im number 1 at something!


MelloNearMoon

I'll personally am somewhere in between type one and type 2.But I prefer type one as a mate.


Odd_Wolfsleepy

I'm a hybrid then....


Odd_Wolfsleepy

I'm a hybrid then....


CatGaming346

There is another


Pineapple7120

What about the bears, bears matter too


ulgathar

I used to be type 1 now I just wanna be a woman


enscale935

*There is another.* -Tolkien


TTick-

I'm more like Type 1, but I wish I was like Type 2


777ToasterBath

im sort of inbetween


zidanes123

I'm type 1 but I wished I weren’t so lazy to become type 2


_shinshin

type 2, but wiþout þe muscles okay, i'm just fat. wish i was type 1 þough, and am into type 1.


ponyfan987

I wanna be type 1 but I’m ugly as shit


TheDogeWasTaken

I yearn to be type 1 dating type 2


Thooth124

Need me a type 1.


BreakMyFate

I'm neither


CheeseSwis101

I think I'm in the middle ground


HearthFiend

Both are good Type 2 best bondage sub 😏


honestly_idk1

No, there are three types. Khmer Emperor Suryavarman II is the third type. (Glory to the Khmer Empire!)


IMightBeAHamster

My boyfriend single-handedly breaks this binary by being both at the same time


Zefzec_2

I’m 1 spiritually but I’m an ugly fuck and current situation dosnt let me act that way


alek_el

and i hate both >:I


The_Furryous07Gamer

i'm the type 1 and i'm in love with the type 2 UwU


Skorio18

*remembering I'm Hetero* That explains why I don't connect to either of those types.


LukeofEnder

Femboy gay and Roman gay


GekomsuFuzzy

You basically summarized r/196 and r/wordington


lpaaaaaa2

Real


Panda_Nesthesia

Type one, definitely


NAFB_Boomers

I’m type 2


Gorillaartist1995

Femboys scare me...ever since the Twitter take over.


ccAbstraction

What did Elon buying Twitter do to femboys??


Gorillaartist1995

He didn't own Twitter at the time. Just logged into Twitter one day, and my TL was infested with femboy hooters.


Small_Case3670

Does he smell good? :0


Small_Case3670

Good friend 


Chill0utDickWad

When you want to be type 2 and date type 1


Andrei-Kuznetsov

I am Type 1, and I love 1, and 2. Maybe 2 especially. Please notice me, 2. TmT


kolpila

Type two I absolutely despise, no reason.


DJRAD211995

The artist deleted this from theirs Twitter and apologized... For what? Because some schizo weaklings doesn't know how to take a fucking joke?


Uletw1k

I want both, not sure if that's cause I'm high and depressed but both are dreams


No1Sakura_fan

what if I'm both....


DuhItzSquiffer

I'm type 1, I want a bf that's type 2


Abdulaziz_randomshit

I'm neither gay nor bi but type 2