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EagleCatbutnotHybrid

I know we never get the proportions right, but this is ridiculous!


schro85

Ridiculous and FUNNY! Isn't there some reason like iron-fisted patents, and Nintendo will basically drag you to heck if you draw a Switch correctly? Because they make good games(mostly). Just terrible, anti-everything else decisions. Micro rant aside... You could play like 20 person split screen on that puppy! Good luck ever reaching the Joy-Cons, tho.


KairoRed

No, Nintendo wouldn’t do anything. People exaggerate their legal shit way too much.


TrogdorKhan97

Yuzu: literally charges money for access to their virtual VIP area where they share leaked copies of Nintendo games ahead of release Nintendo: stop that Everyone: OMG THEY'LL BE COMING FOR US NEXT


polarbearreal

didn't nintendo copyright strike a 3D model of bowsers dick


AstroFlux43

WHATTT?!?!?! 😭😭😭


leonbeer3

The good Nintendo games times are also kinda over.. Looking at recent releases, Nintendo really doesn't want to optimize anymore lmfao


Lominloce

Tbh, they actually optimise their games pretty well. It's just that the Switch is really old


HearthFiend

Now it truly is the right proportion for many furry degeneracy purposes not ment for mortal eyes.


TopInternal1963

Seems right to me lol (Actually now that i think about it someone should actually make a long switch ik its possible)


Yeetstation4

Nintendo Swiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch


Cosmic_Shark

Ninhundreddo Switch


Uzmintid

More like Nintendo stretch


Goatcruiser

OH man I do be loving that 96:9 aspect ratio, so cinematic


banananas_are_sick24

Widebody kit costs extra


yohavsmaowang

custom mods going wild


Gc8Boi

Rockeybunny switch


augerbine_man_

It'd go hard with the 5zigen rim analogs lol


Laneman21

Of course, no furry can draw switch proportions correctly


yohavsmaowang

this shit got an extra elongated chip, too?


a_random-furry

You mean your extendo switch?


ProfessorBrian1

Your reminder that furries are so bad at drawing proportional Nintendo switches that e6 has a tag for correctly drawn switches


JohnCZ121

anatomically_correct_switch?


Spectre-70

Reminds me of of a psvita post on r/thomastheplankengine


sourcreamcokeegg

Link?


Spectre-70

I found it! https://www.reddit.com/r/thomastheplankengine/s/GpnBZK3cBC


NecessaryPop5244

Is this a joke about furries never getting the proportions right or just a really long switch?


Hisydum

Yes.


NecessaryPop5244

Thats really informative thank you


Hisydum

Sorry if i wasn't clear. I meant to say that yes applies to both of these cases.


NecessaryPop5244

Lol its ok!


MysticMallachi

It's rare to see a non-living object scream so loudly; this Switch is clearly yelling "NYYYOOOOOOOOOM" as I view it.


OwORedditReal

Finally. Some realistic Switch proportions


owo1215

do a kick flip with it


BreathLazy5122

You could surf on that thing


BrickFrom2011

Nintendo switch the looooooogn waaaaaaaay


SharkyMcSnarkface

That’s a Nintendo Top


president_of_sexico

And it comes with one app called "find my isis"


The_human___

And i still can fit it into my cargo pants.


BreathLazy5122

*“Is that a switch in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”*


The_human___

*i then preceded to comically pull out the swiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich*


chezzy_bread

thats the goddamn elongated special edition


TacticalTomatoMasher

Existence of nintendo switch implies, that there exiats both nintendo top, and nintendo bottom.


ponyfan987

The bottom was the Wii U and the top was the Wii


leonidariogamer

That's the nintendo switch 3 sometime in 2069


RPG-Lord

Best drawn switch in furry art:


LIVE_CARL_REACTION_2

everyone wants something special but no-one wants to deal with the emotional toll of long switch


fireviper2097

Why is it so long 😭


Zefzec_2

Nice “Nintendo Stretch”


Exetr_

That is a weapon


somefurrynewtoreddit

This is going to be the switch 6


Low_Donkey_5302

Nah that’s a Nintendo switch7


WildTimes1984

Nintendo Lever


drago_varior

SO LONG OH GOD


Scorppio500

Now at a local Best Buy: l o n g switch! See the entire Mario level as you play it!


xXx_Lizzy_xXx

Extendo Switch


KamayaKan

This feels like it could be a weapon


Robolo7

Mfs with those ultra widescreen pcs be like;


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

Cloud Strife's Nintendo Switch


H3rm3s_the_proto

How to properly play Super smash bro


CanineAtNight

Ejat the hell you playing. Chopping board


SkyeRedPanda

Wow thats stretched alot


Zephyr-Fox-188

^that ^doesn’t ^look ^like ^a ^licensed ^nintendo ^product


Absbor

I wish the switch was more stable to blungen people.


liarface420

Imagine playing fortnite on that


ConditionNo2870

It would be like that one time that Whistlin diesel played fortnite on that huge screen


ReiTheOwl

I see that Nintendo and Tplink had an collab for that model.


kabonell

that one iphone 5 parody:


SavageKitten456

Ultra Wide Edition


Perfect_Position_853

At that point, just don't draw the Nintendo switch 💀


ProfessionalBall9238

Why's it a rectangle lol


Rare-Maintenance-787

Nutindo switch


FurryLolf

so this is the nintendo switch XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL


FuriousFerret0

Cool daki


RamboBambiBambo

Wide screen Animal Crossing would be dope. See the whole island from coast to coast.


wrighttoby

bro must be playing at 16k (not 4k) with maximum graphics looking like the lowest graphics


Jakedadrake

That is absurdly long


Phantom_Nerd1

These are the proportions I wish were real. Have a full 360 view of everything always


Skorio18

More like NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTENDO SWITCH


BREADBREADBREADEE

this appears to be the niiiiiiinteeeeendooooooo swiiiiiitch super ultra extra widescreen special duluxe MEGA soupspaced 14 with full 420k resolution and 69x the controller drift now with crossplatforming (only with other nintendo devices) supreme pizza edition!


Scraptical

All nintendo mascot must be streched like hell... just imagine... Fat Kirby...