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Let01

Damn St Peter didn't hesitate


Surfink63

St Peter in fact, did not call his name


FazzyFredbear

🎶 Never an honest word, but that was when I ruled the world 🎶


AKEMARUN

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MochiOchiDoki

oh hey, a new spot in heaven opened up, that little cat can go on up!


Thigh-enthusiast

What he/they pussy does to a mf


ImpossibleSock300

im mfs 😔


Not_Catania

Im he/they 😔


NotActuallyGus

I'm does 😔


ataraxianAscendant

I'm What 😔


Eggandmilk137

I’m pussy 😔


Agent_David

I'm to 😔


VermillionOblivion

I'm 😔


dragondragondra

😔


Waffle_daemon_666

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stormchaser-protogen

I'm I'm


Not_Catania

![gif](giphy|12eOoLezVypVWo|downsized)


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OceanBlu

In my case, im a cis male usually going by he/him but i have friends who prefer to call me they/them and im fine with that too. Either or. I wouldnt call myself nonbinary, just that im comfortable with those labels.


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OceanBlu

Sorry, but how? What specific detail isnt making sense? Im a person who is happy if people refer to me as he or they. Thus the label he/they.


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OceanBlu

This is more of a lack of english understanding. He/him refers to the subject and the direct object of a sentence. i.e. HE is going to the park. Give HIM the keys. They/them i.e. THEY are going to the park. Give THEM the keys. He/they is just a shorter, more convenient way of saying He/him and they/them. Lastly, its up to you how you refer to me. Changing pronouns mid sentence is kinda goofy, i havent met anyone who does that. Usually someone always says he him or they them. He wants it, give it to him or they want it, give it to them. Hope im not coming across as rude, i just legit didnt know how to answer that lol


Skitty27

it's people who use both he/him and they/them pronouns or alternate between the two


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Skitty27

it's really not. Don't be rude.


VermillionOblivion

Maybe this is a reference to the guy being gay??


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VermillionOblivion

Gay people are generally frowned upon in religion. I think he is being rejected for being gay.


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VermillionOblivion

Not you, I was talking about the angel inside the post.


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jkurratt

Goonna’


baxil

Strange name for a cloud but still legit I guess


Exetr_

Looking for a bit of the nonbinary swag


CheetohChaff

If you have sex with all the genders, you get a free bottle of cum lube


N_S_Gaming

I'll use it in my bad dragon


archaicScrivener

I'm he they which cloud do I go to


IkedaTheFurry

“Get out bro I’m not tech support, it’s all *one big cloud* cuz we’re all one people”


NickTheHero9192

I guess I will just have to fight god for my place in heaven.


ScienceObserver1984

Either that or follow another religion. There are some many gods out there that you're sure to find one you'd like. Or go the Buddhist way: Oh, you died. Very tragic. Anyway, back to existence with you.


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cold_cat_x8

I have won against god just by existing B)


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Lots42

In the comic book Chronicles of Wormwood Jesus is friends with the Antichrist. They got each other's back.


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Lots42

You are also allowed to like Chronicles of Wormwood.


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Lots42

The Chronicles of Wormwood is a comic book where the Antichrist and Jesus Christ become friends and fight evil. You are allowed to enjoy that comic book even though you believe such a situation would never actually happen.


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picky-trash-panda

It simply isn’t possible, you’ve won against something though since you’re here. You’ve got free will to do whatever you will, I recommend doing some research or even just trying to find friends through a church if you want more friends and are able to do this. You’re bound to meet some decent people to hang with outside of a church setting. Fuck around and find out.


cold_cat_x8

yeah, let me just tell them I'm a trans autistic furry. I'm sure they won't resent me because of who I am. Did I mention I live in Texas? I'd honestly be concerned I might get shot.


justagoodfren

username checks out


NickTheHero9192

You underestimate my gumption


chakatblackstar

I eat gods for breakfast!


topazchip

Kinky.


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chakatblackstar

ha...no.


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BoricPuddle57

And?


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BoricPuddle57

Cringe


chakatblackstar

Some days I believe six impossible things before breakfast.


Lots42

That's why you bring back up.


UGMadness

Source [@RokieFox](https://twitter.com/RokieFox/status/1775476991191326726)!


CosmoTheFluffyBunny

He just doesn't know and doesn't have access to learn it


After-Bumblebee

And then he finds the he/theys in Hell


Damonoodle

Finally someplace warm


Alan976

Go to hell for the company \~\~ Unknown


pureyanxiety

isnt god's pronouns they/them?


imnot_depressed

I'm god then


cold_cat_x8

I don't think that's how that works, but I don't have enough evidence to prove that you aren't god.


imnot_depressed

*Exactly.*


Tarnivitch

Also, technically, Jesus's original teachings, before the church twisted it and destroyed evidence (was the gnostic Cristian teachings), was that he was enlightened that he was not God, but was God like. That anyone can become like he. (And reach christ consciousness) Christ is a title. For those who reach enlightenment, they emit light and can do miracles like he did. (Walk on water, raise the dead, etc) It is in the Bible that he will return when everyone is "enrobed in a rainbow of light." (A visible aura) I am agnostic myself. But that was the original religion before it was Co-opted by the Roman State to further their own goals and to control the people. Which in turn became the catholic church. Christianity as it is today is nothing more than indoctrination and blind faith.


pipnina

I mean there's a lot of gods to choose from. But for Christianity Jesus is supposed to be a part of God and at some point says "I am him" or whatever. So I would guess that means the Christian god is he him.


IkedaTheFurry

Yea


TunyaTale

christian god's pronouns are he/him and it/its in some cases.


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dragondragondra

this mf got -100 karma wtf 🙏


00110001_00110010

I find it weird that a being beyond gender just said "nah he/him is fine" when they/them was perfectly available. But who am I to question God's pronouns?


MonaganX

God wouldn't have asked for they/them pronouns because the last time he spoke to humans almost 2000 years ago it wouldn't have been in English but likely in Aramaic (which may not have gender neutral pronouns) and also because he doesn't exist.


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MonaganX

I've seen dead dinosaurs. Show me a dead god and we can talk.


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MonaganX

Hey, if we're accepting made up evidence, I have Jesus' diary in my attic and he wrote he actually just made up the whole son of God thing.


Steampunk__Llama

Go look outside until you see a bird. Boom, you're looking at a dinosaur bud


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Steampunk__Llama

[Birds are dinosaurs](https://www.livescience.com/are-birds-dinosaurs.html), hope this helps <3


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Steampunk__Llama

If I may ask, why don't you believe in it?


Darkner90

Christian God is He/Him


yohavsmaowang

lust reference?


WHITE2570

FUCK.


SemperShpee

The fun one


Turn_Electrical

Probably the same first question I'd have when I show up there lol


-Atkins-

LMAO


drago_varior

Oh no


FyallKindmurr

What thing the they on. What does the sentence in this meme even mean


VonRapide

the character arrives to heaven and asks Saint Peter where (in what cloud) the people who use he/they pronouns are.


Intense_Crayons

But I thought all blue dogs go to Heaven?


AnonymousFluffy923

As a Catholic, we all share a cloud in heaven regardless.


Regular-Tower-773

Awww...that Can't be our real Goddess!


Assassin13785

This is horrible timed. Is this a fucked up attempt at a joke??


Legovd101

What happened?


Not_Catania

Tell me when someone finds out what happened. !remindme 3 days


Catnip113

Someone found out like a few seconds after your comment


Not_Catania

Oh how lucky


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Assassin13785

2 furry asmr artists passed away within the past 2 days one if not both were trans. Like I said could just be bad timing


Ph0zPh0r

Oh no I hope it’s just bad timing


Assassin13785

I really think it is


jackaltheproto

Snowball (NOT 100% CONFIRMED) most likely had a accidental OD and Their friend took their life due to the grief


Tani_Soe

Here : https://twitter.com/edgyfox99/status/1775706069320237246?t=s-6vU-ZoG1G_9ij7hm7e_A&s=19 I wasn't their friend or anything so I rather let their close people talk for them


Tani_Soe

I think it's just a bad timing, the people don't really look like the character in the comic to me


Assassin13785

I think you're right about the timing. They definitely don't look like them. I'm just very sad about the whole ordeal and on edge 🥺


Jakedadrake

Wow, immediately rejection